ITT we act like normies

>>38987687
Ugh guys i got drunk twice this week i'm such an alcoholic :/

>>38987687
Lmao this ugly girl is totally wanting my dick right now, she's pathetic.

>>38987747
pump and dump bruh

>when you have never had sex

>>38987687
Wow, look at all these friends and meaningful relationships I have

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>>38987687
All my friends hate me

my boyfriend is the only that talks to me.. i'm so depressed and lonely :(

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>>38987776
>when you have never had sex
like, never never?

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I love my life. I'm so thankful for having such amazing friends and family.

Excited for this weekend's guys trip to my friend Jake's cabin! Shit's cash.

i don't even want a gf or sex anymore i just want a solid group of friends

My wife and I are having a baby girl. We are so happy!

>>38987873
>wants a group of friends but doesn't want sex
wake up call, hanging out with friends = hunting for pussy

I'm torn between a 6/10 girl with a college degree who I've liked since high school, or a 9/10 bartender who loves to do cocaine. What do bros?

>>38987687
>femanon here
>black anon here

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haha i luv memes xD

>>38987687
>"my girl didn't want to hang out today"
>"i'm so depressed now"

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>>38987687
lol I haven't hanged with my friends all week I swear i'm such a loner/outcast/introvert

When you've always had at least one friend or a gf but still say things like "everyone knows what it's like to be alone and lonely".

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fembot here am I still basically a virgin?
My boyfriend said he would only date a virgin, I havent had sex in 2 years but slept with 11 guys before meeting him. Am i a born again virgin since its been so long since i had sex.

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hey bot a qt3.14 said she wanted to by my gf after I walked up and talked to her for a while. What do you bots recommend I do? I dont wanna mess this up and know r9k is the perfect place for relationship advice :^)

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>>38988789
Hey man, I say go for it. Just be sure to take her out on a couple of dates before you have sex to know what she about. Also be sure to make her laugh and don't be so uptight girls don't like that.

>BRO TIP: Don't stick your dick in crazy its better to wait until another girl likes you
I believe in you brah, we're all going to make it.

>>38988725
if he can't look past a mere 11 guys he's not worth your time. the fact that you can go a whole 2 years w/o sex means your obvs not a slut. guys who want virgins are all little dicked insecure retards anyway.

>>38987687
>act like normies
Isn't that just regular r9k, though?

i haven't had sex since 2011 originally

>>38987721
How many times do you have to get drunk a week to be considered an alcoholic? I would get drunk every night but I can't afford to