Accept it, manlets, you have no chance

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>>38986601
me when I need to rent a flatbed truck to take her to the movies

The joke here is that that's also her at any other given moment.

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>>38986666
My fucking sides, anon they don't exist after I read this post

I don't live in America, so luckily women around me aren't obsessed with height.

Being an american robot sure must be harder than being a regular robot.

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>>38986601
when her weight starts with a number 2 or higher

>>38986666
Top quad kek

>>38986727
I'm not sure how it is in other parts of the world, but in America its probably second most important thing, the first being money.

>>38986666
Those fucking digits Kek.

>>38986666
A rare warranted quads, the overlord has blessed us today.

>>38986601
>When her weight in kg is 3 digits

>>38987022
The first being penis size

You can't be a robot if your over 5'5

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>tfw even a 2/10 whale expects Chad

>>38988265
DESU it looks like it's one of those images where other people wipe any original context and add niggaspeak.

>>38986601
>Two chins
>Expects a guy that's better than a 4/10

lel

>>38986727

Try being dutch

Average male height 1,85 (tallest in the world)

I am fucking 1,80, only because i used to be FUCKING OVERWEIGHT

I could have been 1,88/1,89 easily

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>>38988265
>>38988410

>expects

Why are you guys using that word? Landwhales want (and can get) Chad.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/06/07/woman-slams-body-shamers-after-sharing-beach-photo-fit-husband/376658001/

#effyourbeautystandards
#effyourbodystandards

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>>38986666
Those digits are tearing me apart!

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>>38986601
No chance with Cleofatra? Oh no, what a loss.

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>>38986666
You are a glorious god among men, my friend.

>>38988517
Yeah, I know they can, it's annoying. If it was some fat ass pig guy with some thin in shape attractive woman, the women instead of saying, "You go!" would be bitching:

>who does he think he is, entitled creep!
>he must be rich
>he's way out his league
>she could do way better

dumbass roasties

>>38988517
As someone who's been in a relationship like this I can almost 100% say the guy in this picture resents her.

I was in a relationship with a girl who was skinny when we first met and ended up gaining like 30 lbs. I went to the gym 4 days a week, ate a clean diet, and took care of myself and she would eat like shit, never do anything physical and sleep until 2 pm. I started feeling disrespected as if she just let herself go because she thought I wouldn't do anything about it.

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>>38988517
thats not a Chad

Chad needs body AND face, that nigga got only body