/britfeel/

>>38981010
how can you count the days?
unless you were the guy that made the first one.

>>38981010
That's what you said one or two threads ago? Shouldn't it be 995 by now?

>>38981047

You just need lots and lots of fingers anon.

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No politics beyond this point

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>>38981010
surprise surprise 106

>Pakis OUT

>>38981064
Fuck off paki
origi

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Oo goody, I wonder how long we'll last without trip drama.

Oo goody, I wonder how long we'll last without racism.

Comfy thread time!

Just found out ctrl + s makes a spoiler.

Music for this feel?

Will update din dins in about an hour lads.

Everyone post your meals this evenings

>>38981084
>thinks I'm a paki
>such a newfag he has to blox post
you're a failure

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>>38981047
>first thread was on 20/11/14
>went on WolframAlpha and calculated what day was 1000 days after that
>subtracted 6
It's pretty simple mate

>>38981098
I'm having frozen pizza.

-REDDIT DOG FREE THREAD-

>>38981098
Had some bread+butter and wholegrain rice with a bit of oxo cube in, mummy might bring home mcnuggets again

Diversity causes nothing but ethnic tension and balkanisation.

>>38981105
Why are you arguing about pakis, I thought you said no politics beyond this point?

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>>38981122
Fair play lad you got me there

>>38981117
>DOG FREE THREAD-

Slowly trying to introduce sharia, ay, Iqbal?

>>38981098
I'm having some pasta with boiled eggs and my special sauce

>>38981120

Those are impediments to diversity, but it is still more than worth it.

>>38981091
It took exactly one minute after his post for the thread to get uncomfy.

Ah yes.

>a man passes you on the stairs
>he's the spitting image of you
>you stop and talk to the man for a while
>after a while he looks you dead in the eyes and says
>i thought you died, alone a long, long time ago
what do?

>>38981114
oh, did you go through the archive or were you there?

do you have the original op image? the one that's just the guy in front of the jc.
would be nice to get for the archive.

>>38981160
>"clearly not, shag. I'm standing right here."

>>38981136
hehe got ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwipdk6-_NY

>>38981139
>special sauce

Fap.

>>38981148

As soon as /pol/scum appear it's time to bail.

>>38981160
You'll die if you dont stop talking to me, you shit cunt

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>>38981160
Punch the foggot in the stomach and tell him nirvana are shit.

>>38981160
I woah-ho internally

>>38981160
Isn;t if you see your doppleganger you die?

>>38981190
>/pol/scum

This is /britfeel/ Iqbal. People feel angry about Pakis constantly raping British children

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>>38981160
>tfw no twin to get in mischief with

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>>38981178
>go through the archive or were you there?
Someone posted an archive of the original thread for me this morning
And no, I wasn't there as I wasn't on 4chan at the time
>do you have the original op image?
This is the earliest one I have

>>38981117
Ebin will you promise to ignore len and not shitpost with tilde to ruin the thread?

>>38981195
>nirvana
leave, child

>>38981219

In'sha Allah brother.

Your anger hurts only you. Bring your fears before the Prophet (PBUH) and you shall know peace.

>>38981222
yea that's the one I have, I have seen the first version knocking around so some anons have it.

essentially just that with less stuff.

>>38981225
can't make promises I can't keep anon, its up to him not to make annoying posts

>>38981216

I believe that's the mythology, yes.

>>38981185
Pasta and cum is a really tasty combo

>>38981160
A few years ago i was convinced that someone with my name who looked identical to me was stealing all my friends, and they couldn't tell.

>rooting around my room
>looking for tobacco
>find meth pipe with some ice still inside
weekend starts here lads

>>38981273
blimey lad who surreal, what are friends like?

>>38981160
ask him if he wants to have sex with me

>>38981277
>meth pipe
Lad, this is a british thread for british people.

>>38981273
Pretty sure that's a sign of mental illness

>>38981160

Tell him what a handsome chap he is.

>>38981291

He meant Spice.

>>38981291
Just wanted to try the hip american drug

>>38981317
I smoked meth back at uni once.

I was high for 8 hour, fapped 7 times and it was fucking grim.

>>38981296
You're bang on lad, i was very mentally ill at the time.

>>38981273
you ever been diagnozed with schizophrenia? sounds like paranoia

>>38981334
I heard that meth was a dirty drug. I mean, this was from lads doing coke and speed. They said meth was fucking shite. It kept you awake, but was pretty horrible high.

Two pretty comfy theads in a row. God this is weird.

>>38981334
Did Ket once. Was given to me by this faggy bartender I knew. I think there's like a 70% chance I got arse raped.

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i would love to cum on this girls face. she is fucking gorgeous

>>38981248
you spazzing out and ruining the thread is your fault not lens

>>38981347
>pol debates are comfy

>3 things I have contributed to the thread have ended up in the /britfeel/ image
>Not even Britnormie

>>38981358
you can see she is wearing like an inch of fucking makeup there lad, shes a munter under all that
makeup is disgusting

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>>38981347
>/pol/acks and tripfags derailing threads is "comfy"

>>38981358
Damn she looks like she'd step on your balls and then make you cum twice. True semen demon

>>38981334
>>38981346
Yeah it's a dirty high. I have had really good stuff once that was great but mostly it's not worth it

>>38981390
What tripfags you autist? I'll take pol 'debates' and whatever else we were talking about over tripfag shit flinging

>>38981390

Considerably better than having to view the dribblings of /pol/scum.

>>38981390
I regret it. The lack of results on a ctrl+f made me think it was comfy. I realised the uncomfy is actually here.

Anyway how was everyones Thursday?
Had a job interview today, don't think I'm gonna get it.

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Just figured out how the gears work on my bike, turns out I was riding it completely in low range and high gear when it should have been in medium range, might be why I almost lost control and fell off

Right lads off to the shop for some tins. You want anything?

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>>38981424
when you realize people whining about a subjective "comfy" level is the most annoying problem britfeel has

Cooking vibes lads.
https://youtu.be/fb-33Nl9uMU

>>38981425
that's a pretty reddit thing to do

>>38981426
cyanide if they have it lad
just a sharp knife if they dont

>fapping in my room
>look up
>virgin hot air balloon flying past really low
>see people pointing at me

Can't even wank in peace anymore.

>>38981425
I just ride it on 2-5 most of the time, don't bother with changing it. What bike you got lad?

>>38981453
carrer subway 1. It has two gear levels, one 1-3 which is the range and 1-8 or something on the other which is the gear.

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Vegans BTFiverO

>>38981343
I think i was diagnosed with an episode of something but i was too mental to really pay attention to the doctor. Had a lot of other delusions and hallucinations but thankfully i'm fine now.

>>38981440
Nice lad. I like cooking to some jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4PKzz81m5c

>>38981445
>wanking with the blinds open

absolute madman

>>38981426
yeah get me some stuff I can kill myself with too please. A nice strong rope will do.

>>38981438
>when you're so self absorbed you can't see the most annoying problem britfeel has is yourself

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>>38981438
when you realise the most annoying problem britfeel has is a mouldy boy

>ebin has stated he will leave the thread every day for about three weeks now
>still here and still done fuck all

>>38981466
Looks decent. I don't know much about bikes but I think most have that type of gear. I was the anon posting last thread about my flat tyre, still can't figure out how to take the wheel off. Why did no one teach me this

>>38981507
let him be lad. he has took his trip off and he is behaving himself right now.

>want to go to the shops and get some beer
>know if i do my mums gonna get all upset about my drinking again

wat do lads

>>38981504
This. In spite of the pol posting the last few threads have been much better without Ebin going full spergo.

>>38981438
It's okay when tilde constantly moans about how only night time britfeel is comfy because he ERPs with you right?
such a cuck

>>38981486
>>38981504
not really, I'm one of the best contributors here and add several layers of discussion in various topics while you runts spam reddit dogs and whine over a reddit buzzword. To be expected, I told myself I wouldn't come here during these hours and I think I should have followed through

>>38981521
I don't know how to do any of that either, my bike lost traction on the muddy gravel path I went down too but maybe thats because I was riding too fast with no control. Might try again later but I've got a headache now

>>38981535
Go and get yourself a nice fizzy drink instead lad. No one likes an alky

>>38981550
yes please fuck off mouldy cuck

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>>38981507
But Muh

>>38981550
>I'm one of the best contributors here
Best at shitposting maybe. The last thread was really enjoyable

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>>38980445
>>38980455

The youtuber 'Dunkey' who I'd never ever heard of before is basically my perfect doppelganger.

I'm probably 1.5 stone lighter now, and my hairline has gone back a bit, but in 2015 I looked exactly like this.

>>38981576
>fizzy drink

m8 thats probably more unhealthy than alcohol

>>38981535
>Buy gin and lemonade.
>Keep gin bottle behind computer or under bed sheets.

I'm just drinking lemonades mum

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>>38981589
I'M GONNA BOUNCE BACK LYNN!

>open register
why is this a thing?

Can someone post the picture of ebins wall please.

>>38981592
>doxxanon willingly doxxing himself
Hmmmm

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>open window
>neighbors instantly start talking outside

>>38981589
I was in both of the last threads though

>>38981612
don't write off comeback august till its over, at any rate I don't think i'll be able to live with myself if i'm in the same situation by winter

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>>38981627

Certainly can post ebins wall

>>38981594
not more unhealthy than being an alcoholic. I would have said water or juice as that's all I drink but I didn't want to sound like a boring faggot

>>38981638
10 days and you have achieved literally nothing
Face it, Ebin, your life will go the way it's gone for the past 24 years until the day you die.

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>>38981648
Album art complete with title here

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>>38981627

Here you go.

Originalfap

>>38981665
I'm about to submit job applications for the first time in my life, I went to the shop a few times on my own, drove my car a few times without stalling. I'd say I planted the seeds for success

>>38981669
>saving my fuckup version
The band name is meant to be Issues Wanking Into Tissues, Ebin's Fate was an album name I got confused with.

>>38981673
that is so depressing.

So horrible people live like this.

>>38981098
going to kfc fot tea after work. just looking at menu now. not sure what want though.

>>38981673
Is that fucking Johans on the wall?

Let's see where this thread goes

>>>/diy/1225323

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>>38981669
Ebin's fate
Issues Wanking into Tissues
7.6
>post-rock/slowcore

Ebin's fate is sad, depressing music, as if produced to sound as if it were the inside of the mind of a grown man child stuck in his house in an abusive family with a mother who hates him, a father ashamed, and a brother who just wants to get his hole and ignore his awkward brother.

>>38981592
No wonder you love Shipman, you look like a younger version of him!

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>>38981743
>mother who hates him, a father ashamed

this isn't true, my mother likes me and my father isn't ashamed. He promotes this lifestyle

>>38981739
Good idea lad. Gave you a cheeky bump

>>38981673
Where the fuck are you meant to rest your wrists when you're typing?

>>38981700
you're 24, by the time you're at a basic level you'll be like 30 and you would have missed out on anything enjoyable

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AUGUST OF COMEBACKS

>>38981775

Cheers, but /diy/ is slow you don't need to bump for days

>>38981467
I read the old notes actually contained more animal fat than the new ones.

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>>38981773
>he promotes this lifestyle
>my mother likes me

Don't lie lad. You know it to be true, your mother cries at night wondering what went wrong, and your dad tells his friends your dead.

>>38981673
This is exactly how I imagine the inside of all hours in Liverpool to look.

>>38981735
Gabe Newell you twat.

>>38981426
One Sophie Turner gf please, all models age 14 and above are acceptable.

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>>38981785
I've already missed out on everything anyway. Everything from age 16-24 is missing and stuff before that too. Imagine your life ended at year 11 and you were isolated and did nothing in school anyway

>>38981816
he doesn't have friends like that I think

>>38981856
bit peado that lad

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>age 14 and above are acceptable

>>38981536
I try to keep the politics to a minimum by not even starting posts realted to it but when you are met with great posts like "does money bring happiness?", and "racists are just beta's moaning at others doing better than them." it can be quite hard not to miss a chance like that and go into /pol/ack autist mode and give an anwser that is somewhat politcally related.
But I will try my best to keep the thread comfy and without politcal confrontation as best I can, not sure if others will though thats an entirely diffrent question.

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>>38981856
14 and under is better lad.

>Ebin dating when he's 30

"Well I sat in my room picking poo out of my arsehole in a mouldy room until I was 24, then I finally thought I should get off my arse and got a job licking envelopes when I was 28, and here I am today"

>>38981877
it's not pedo if she's pretty

>>38981860
Yes he does. He just doesn't hang out anymore because he has to worry about his muppet child.

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>tfw your dreams are memes and your memes are shit
gonna get drunk lads

>>38981941
>your memes are shit
You aren't wrong lad. Get better ones

>>38981924
why are you being so cruel to ebin when he is being pretty good atm?

>>38981821
sorry got my fat autists mixed up

>>38981941
Did anything in particular set you off mate?
I'm drinking too, a bit later though.

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As abovementioned by anon, it looks like his nans shit.

If I had a gf she would leave me.

>>38981856
>sophie poster is a pedo
I actually liked you lad
>inb4 it's ephebophilia

>>38981821
>This is exactly how I imagine the inside of all hours in Liverpool to look.

why?

>>38981957
I just found out the girl I've been porking likes a guy better than me. (we're just fucking, but still it kinda hurts a little) so I need to take out my insecurities on someone else.

Also, Ebin needs manning up.

>>38981860/
How have you made this far Ebin? I'ma ctually impressed, you should continue and have a successful comeback august just to spite everyone

>>38981964
Basically had the house to myself for a week and just let the time slip by. Was gonna tidy my room but didnt even do that.

>>38981911
He's got a chad jawline though, looks are all women care about. If he cut his jewfro off and cleaned himself up he could do well

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>>38981911
>Ebin dates a bulimic tranny at 25

>>38981924
my other brothers are just as bad if not worse, i'd hazard a guess at bad parenting

>>38981995
Its ok

>>38982008
I don't think i'll be spiting anybody though, at best i'll get grim wageslave job, at least I'd be able to move out

>>38981966
Hahahha that was me I knew it
Never trust ready meals by the picture on the box, I learned this the hard way

>>38982046

You can move out now on the neetbux you get

>>38982046
>dates
Mate, if you were dating then you're not only a normie but a cuck, too

post some choons lads
https://youtu.be/fUWHtQTTUEM

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>>38982014
I know the feeling. What do you have to tidy?
>>38981987
Look into her eyes and tell me it isn't worth being prison raped by an enraged gorilla.

>>38982084

Listening to this right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbVKmSQqELY

>>38982046
How many brothers do you have.
What age group?

>>38981994
Honestly? I haven't a bloody clue. Just something about that part of the UK.

>>38982062
I'd feel bad about it and there's not as good options if your not employed, I don't have the motivation to if i'm not independent . While i'm on benefits I feel weak

>>38982064
we never were dating, I've got no idea, you'll have to ask tilde if she'd say yes

>>38982107
one normie 10 years older, one autist a few years older and a younger one like 5 years younger, none really in the same agegroup in childhood, too old or too young so I was exposed to stuff wrongly

>>38981995
Love to see this kind of honesty.

Would be shit to have this happen so my condolences. You never want to hear a girl say she likes someone else better than you, "just sex" or not.

Did she explicitly say it or are you just inferring it? When I was younger I used to get very hurt whenever I heard a girl say another guy was good looking, I always thought it meant they thought he was better looking than me but it isn't necessarily the case.

>>38982084
The true /britfeel/ choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r8Ac7JtEaU

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>>38982095
>What do you have to tidy?
so much

>>38982151
Fuck man. I'll be really disappointed in you if you don't get up and do it right now.

>>38981723

Get the chicken

>You must do the same thing over and over, 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week for the next 45 years. You must do it with people you will most likely be indifferent to, or even more likely will grow to rapidly despise.
>It will be mundane and soulcrushing but will be absolutely necessary to pay for the basics of survival.
>Weekends will be spent recuperating and doing chores.
>you will get about 3 weeks off a year to yourself.
>By the time you are done you will be too old to enjoy the free time and will soon die anyway.

Think I'd rather kill myself than the above lads. How about you?

>>38982135
>>Ebin dates a bulimic tranny at 25
>we never were dating
The state of you

>>38982046
Why are you so mean to the only person who's befriended you? The person who's defended you repeatedly despite you being an absolute prick. You don't want to be happy, you want to be miserable and alone so that you have an excuse for being miserable

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you feeling today?
What are you up to?
Are there any genuinely scary films?

Hoping you're all feeling well and have had a great day whatever it us you've managed to get up to today.

Watched The VVitch a couple months ago because I heard it was genuinely spooky but I ended up just wondering what the fugg happened.
Also started watching Psycho Mob 100 last night, it's basically One Punch Man but with psychic powers instead.

>>38982084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8A9Y1Dq_cQ

>>38982178
This made me laugh more than I should admit

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you feeling today?
What are you up to?
Are there any genuinely scary films?

Hoping you're all feeling well and have had a great day whatever it us you've managed to get up to today.

Watched The Vitch a couple months ago because I heard it was genuinely spooky but I ended up just wondering what the fugg happened.
Also started watching Psycho Mob 100 last night, it's basically One Punch Man but with psychic powers instead.

>>38982084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8A9Y1Dq_cQ [Embed]

>>38982178
This made me laugh more than I should admit

>>38982182

I don't think I could, no. Unless they paid me to do something I actually wanted to do, which these days comes down to eating, drinking, fucking and watching rugby.

>>38982084
Proper gets me going this one does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

>>38982197
Feel alright. Had better.
Going to watch a ton of Youtube then sleep tonight. Gotta be in city centre for 9.30am tomorrow.
Depends what scares you.

How about you lad?

>>38982188
he realised he was so jealous of people in relationships he's willing to fake an online one with a fake personality

>>38982182
You aren't wrong on any count. A hobby to be passionate and good people are the only things worth living for. If you live, live for those moments.

>>38982188
It was just a joke and a possibility, I just turned 24. I think she'd say yes if I asked her to date me for what its worth but I don't know if its for me desu, its certainly not possible right now in my current state

>>38982194
I'm not mean, as far as I know tilde likes the self-depreciating humour

>>38982135
Sounds like your family has some shit genetics, not bad parenting.

>>38982145
No we were chatting and she mentioned the only person she would chose over me was ANON and I asked if she was joking and she said no.

The thing is, I wasn't even leading the convo that way, we were talking about people at work, and she brought him up. (he works beside us).

Got a piece of fruit gum stuck in my throat lads haha what a way to go

>>38982182
There's an alternative to that.

>Doing an interesting, varied job 8 hours a day with people you like
>It will be stimulating and satisfying and pays for much more than the basics of survival
>Weekends will be spent having fun with people you love
>By the time you are done you'll be 50-55 with 15-20 good years left

The above is much closer to my life than what you posted.

>>38982248

It still sounds a bit shit in all honesty.

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>>38982188 (You)
It was just a joke and a possibility, I just turned 24. I think she'd say yes if I asked her to date me for what its worth but I don't know if its for me desu, its certainly not possible right now in my current state

>>38982194
I'm not mean, as far as I know tilde likes the self-depreciating humour

>>38982239
>going after someone who flirted with twenty anons last night and offered to be britfeel's whore in a harem

mouldy cuck

>>38982240
That's shit mate. I'd just wrap things up with her if I was you.

I'm just imagining what would happen if a man said that to a girl. She'd lose the plot I bet and he'd be the most evil bastard in the world.

>>38982261
>>38982248

yeah I agree. sounds shite. Would rather not HAVE to be anywhere for the majority of my life like some sort of modern day slave.

What is freedom?

>>38982266
>>38982197
Can you mongs just fuck off completely? The threads been fine without you now your just here to spite me despite me being nicer than before

>>38982248

Very and I mean VERY few people who are not already on the wrong side of forty will be retiring at 55 in this country.

>>38982197
Nice to see you back here more frequently.

The Witch is a great movie! Amazing atmosphere and I love the dialogue in it. It's not scary at all though.

I find games scarier than movies. I'm sure it's because of the interaction

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>>38980819
You are all pawns in my game. I am the holder of the prophetic /britfeel/ scrolls.

>>38982197
>>38982204
bloody ell. here we go again

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Just got home from slavery lads

The highlight was some youngish lad calling me love then apologising saying he thought I was a girl. Had to say "it's okay" even though it made me super happy haha

Couldn't find the harrissa in Morrisons, thought it would be near the houmous desu

Got to be up again in less than 8 hours for another day's work too! Let's ganbatte lads!

>>38982282
You can start a business that doesn't require physical premises. That's what I'm working on at the moment. With automation and remote staff I'm hoping to take it to 10 hours of actual work a week or less, rest of the time is my own. Lots of ways to do this.

>>38982240
She deliberately said that to fuck with your head. Huge red flag. Get out now.

Just got a part time job at Argos. What am I in for?

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>>38982248
imagine this being a possibility haha

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>>38982320
What should I tug my pork steeple to lad?

>>38982288
fuck off mouldy cuck boy

>>38982271
I'm gonna lad. Probably just blow her off next time, and then just straight up say I'm not into it anymore the next time after that.

>>38982326
>10 hours of actual work a week or less, rest of the time is my own.

Yeah. Good luck with that, sincerely. Let us know how you get on.

Probably gonna have another glass of red after that meal lads.

Anyone else miss their ex?

>>38982343
You should tell her it's been great, you had fun, but you've found someone you actually feel something for. That will sort her out.

>>38982288
Tbqh I want you to fuck off. Mould Boy

inb4 you call me len, saku or some other waifufag because you think only they hate you

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shall be leaving for a while lads, enjoy your reddit-lite for a few hours. I'm sure the thread will be incredibly comfy buds spoopy

>>38982357

I speak to most of mine.

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Tripfags, do we need 'em

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>>38982350

Not him but I basically manage it

>>38982350
Thanks mate, I'm pretty close. I'm at 6k a month working 15-20 hours a week. End goal is 10k a month working 10 hours a week.

>>38982390
show proof otherwise you're a liar.

>>38982385

I know a solicitor who probably doesn't do much more, aside from that... How?

>>38982368
See you in 5 minutes then mouldy ham and eggo

>>38982390
What's your job anon?


Hehe

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>>38982320
You have to wake up at 4 AM? Sounds absolutely hellish

Fiddle with your cube

>>38982368

We gonna get and update on the blog?

yo, im in dead mans land counting my breathe.

>>38982405
What proof do you want lad?
>>38982415
I run a service business, setting up and managing PPC campaigns for companies. I used to do it all on my own, but now I'm getting to the point where I just do the selling/client management and farm the actual work out to freelancers.

>>38982320
>The highlight was some youngish lad calling me love then apologising saying he thought I was a girl. Had to say "it's okay" even though it made me super happy haha
So I guess this means you are determinedly male-looking and your feminine features are only superficial at best

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>>38982197
>Good evening, /britfeel/!
Alright la'

>How are you feeling today?
Pretty good. First time back here in a while. Been in hospital for reasons I'm not going to say, and then spent time away with the family just to get my shit together.

>What are you up to?
Nothing, just chilling, looking at clothes online for my kid, but don't know what I'm having because the misses doesn't want to know.

>Are there any genuinely scary films?
Not really, I've never been scared by a film since I was a kid. Still like horrors though.

>Hoping you're all feeling well and have had a great day whatever it us you've managed to get up to today.
I'm doing well, have been since I've been away and speaking to professionals helps.

>>38982408

You can have a part time job and be stingy, you can also be on housing bennies and a part time job, lots of ways.

>>38982405
That anon is telling the truth

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I've very nervous lads, I've got to sign lots of documents and read lots of pdf's following my employment. Not too sure where to begin.

How's everyone elses evening?

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Good evening anonymongs.

>>38982320
>he highlight was some youngish lad calling me love then apologising saying he thought I was a girl. Had to say "it's okay" even though it made me super happy haha
He could see you are obviously trying to be a tranny so used what he thought would be your correct pronouns in case you complained and called him sexist

>>38982445
It means he's a fat guy with man boobs and the lad was looking down at the donuts and only had Tilde's tits in his line of sight.

>>38982450
ALBARN LAD.

I'm so glad to hear you're alive you daft cunt.

How are you?

>>38982450
i thought you killed yourself?

we had a funeral and everything. bloody hell. well its good that you're living anyway

>>38982440

That's a lot of clicks lad, a lot of clicks.
What age are you?

>>38982450
Good to see you're alright mate. Did you manage to patch it up with the mrs or has that ship sailed?

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GUESS WHO IT IS NIGGARS

>>38982478
Just turned 28 last month.

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Daily reminder to all you anonymongs

>>38982215
Anything you want to talk about bud or is it just one of those days?
Also what do you have on tomorrow?

I'm not too bad myself, thanks for asking!
This week has been mental at work and today has been twice as busy, really quite knackered but settling down with some spyro and will watch more animu later.

>>38982300
Thanks anon, appreciate it!

The dialogue is really good, the actors all did v well. Fucking black phillip though.

Yes! I agree so much, when I had my PSVR I couldn't even finish the demo for Resi 7 for a while. It was immensely scary.

>>38982450
Albarn lad!
There were rumours you had died! really glad to see you're okay and your kid is presumably coming along nicely!

Even more glad to hear you've been getting some help with things, well done lad that's really ace.

I never did understand why keeping the gender a secret is a thing, it just makes buying stuff for the babby really difficult surely?

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>>38982496
WOOOO PICKLE RIIIIICK

>>38982503

Meh still a bit young, if you were a few years older I'd think about shifting that on and maybe taking stock.

Turnover must be fucking phenomenal.

>>38982425

You should put a vid up soon lad

Love is like a flower, even the most beautiful kind dies.

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You literally cannot dispute this

>>38982510
Just job interview today, felt could have gone better. Really wanted the job so bothers me a bit more than it probably would.
Job centre tomorrow cause fucking hell I'm desperate to get off the bennies.

Where you working lad?

>>38982514
Is pickle rick some sort of ironic meme or is rick and morty actually good? I watched season 1 and I didn't really understand it, is season 2 and 3 worth watching?

>>38982445
>>38982467
Or what if Tilde passes to the point that they thought he was a FTM because he only recently started on the pills.

>>38982534

As long as it's ass goes in the and it makes the right noises it's still worth visiting the flower bed.

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Just let it sink in, anonymongs.

>talking to a girl
>all going great back and forth stuff, getting a bit saucy
>stops replying, hasn't read last message
I don't know if should message again or just wait it out, it was literally going perfectly

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>>38982496
PIGLE RIGG :DDDDDD

>>38982540
DWP

>>38982543
It's good but it's just a cartoon. People take it way too seriously including people that hate it.

>>38982471
>>38982474
I fucked it up lads. The beam broke and I broke my leg. That's the reason I was in hospital/psychiatric evaluation. Got a quack now though who helps me by being someone I can chat shit too once a week.

>>38982483
Sorted it out. After my little hick up we spoke and while we're not fully together, we're trying again. Going out, having chill nights in etc. Not sure if she will move back in anytime soon though.

>>38982510
I don't get it either, I want to know, but it's an arguement I can avoid so I will.


>tfw sickline for work runs out in 2 weeks.
Think I'm still not ready, gonna try see if I can get another few weeks.

>>38982357
On the old remy martell myself,
But no not at all if anything it was a life experince but would i go back heavens no, I value my indpependance and not getting moaned at for not texting her every single moment of the day I also value the idea of a lone weekend every once in a while playing vidya and getting pissed without women crying their eyes out on the phone saying "you dont love me"
Prehaps that was just my personal experince but ill give it a few years discover life until I settle down.

>>38982567
how is your mums eye?

>Ebin gone
>Thread turns to shit

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>>38982588
Forgot to say
>tfw can't even kill myself properly.

>>38982527
It's not as huge as you'd think, I never actually touch the client's PPC budgets. We manage them, but it's never in the company account.

>>38982340
Pensioner on twink maybe?

>>38982425
Yep, 4AM to be there for 6

I will mess around with my cube tomorrow I have not forgotten!

>>38982445
>>38982467
H-haha please lads. It made me super happy and tbqh I think I pass decently in my Greggs uniform

I'm off now, will be back in a couple of hours to see if ebin has returned

>>38982596
what? the thread is nice now

>>38982582
OH SHID
GUNNA HAV A GUD TIME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

>>38982588
>The beam broke and I broke my leg.
are we believing this or nah?

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>>38982594
It's fine, why do you ask?

>>38982588
>>38982599

It terrifies me how similar you are to me m8. I've said this before, but in light of recent developments the similarities get even starker. Glad you're feeing a bit better friend. Wishing you all the best, and hope you'll be back to regular shitposting.

>>38982588
>Sorted it out

That's really good lad. Just gotta repair the trust a bit. Comes with time.

>>38982588
im happy that you're getting some help lad. you should think about giving meditation a go, it is the only thing that really gives me some peace now a days and it really helps me cope.

There around 1,000,000 more women than men in the UK. That is a significant surplus and yet I can't find a gf.

Life feels terminally unfair sometimes

>>38982634
>It terrifies me how similar you are to me m8

I've thought this about another poster before

>>38982631
i could believe it. He's Scottish so he's probably not exactly a trim guy, with that greasy Scottish lifestyle.

Glad he's alive though.

>>38982614
>Pensioner on twink
Sure. Who do I self insert as?

>>38982647
How many of those are pensioners though because women live longer

>>38982647
are you willing to date a fatty though? i want a gf and i could easily get with a fatty but i dont want to settle for someone who will find it a struggle to do anything that involves a bit of exercise and who i dont find particularity attractive

>>38982631
Nah. Not in the slightest desu

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>>38982567
What about this one for all the depressionfags this sure activates them almonds.

>>38982567

Alright Pubes?

>>38982676
I'd date a chubby that looks after her self but I couldn't date a land whale.

There are enough normal, average girls about that it shouldn't be an issue

>>38982631
Believe it or not lad, I'm not selling it. The beam was rotten on the inside.

>>38982634
>>38982637
>>38982639
Thanks for the good remarks. I'm hoping it works out. I'm feeling much better and think it's definitely helping seeing someone and discussing my problems/thoughts.

I was brought up believing it was best just to leave everything bottled up and die of a heart attack at 40, but thinking that's not the good choice.

>>38982568

"Can I rip up your shite pipe until your colon boils with my seed?" is not 'a bit saucy' lad.

Pubes is the shittiest personality here. It's laughable how bad he is.

>>38982657
Good question

It would be best to ask Ebin though

>>38982736
>suicide attempt thwarted by Ebin's mould spreading to the beam

>>38982750
Pubes was needed when Ebin was around, but now Ebin has taken his trip off, we have no need for him. I'm actually starting to suspect that Pubes and Ebin were the same person, which makes it funnier because Ebin assisted his own downfall.
Just stop responding to Pubes, he will go away.

>>38982084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c
focken sick 1 here lads

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>>38982750
Mon fucking say that to my face you wee bawbag

>>38982757
I'd rather not do anything he does. I'm fucked enough as it is. I don't need to get any worse.

>>38982135
>we never were dating, I've got no idea, you'll have to ask tilde if she'd say yes
Welp, let's find out for you, just like in primary school.

Tilde, if Ebin were to, hypothetically, ask you to be his gf/bf, would you say yes?

I wish there was /ebinfeel/ where him and us orbitters could talk to him without all the cancer from this thread seeping in

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>>38982765
Please don't conflate me with that disaster of a human

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>the tripfag drama is still here
>its probably just britnormie and shoutanon again

I wish there was /preussefeel/ where him and us orbitters could talk to him without all the cancer from this thread seeping in

>>38982813

Wasn't shoutanon a britnormie gimmick himself?

>>38982698
Very based desu.

>UV lamp
Is it the good UV rays then? And won't the sun do a better job?

38982776
Thanks for the (you). Too easy mate

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>>38982816

There was, it was called brit/pol/ but he got hounded out

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>>38982799
classic pubes
you're alright.

>>38982731
i would date a chubby girl because they can still be attractive and wont be impaired too by their weight. though, i would still be competing a fair bit with a chubby girls so it would still be a struggle

dating an average girl is an issue for me because i rarely go anywhere to meet girls and i dont know how to approach women. at least with fatties i could get into one off tinder or a dating site.

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>>38982761
Ebin still hasn't painted his wall.

C'mon now lad. That can't be healthy for you lad. Don't wanna end up with black lung.

>>38982818
No because we bullied britnormie out of a movienight chat with the resident roastie.

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R8 my din dins lads

The year is 2034 lads, body augmentations are commercially available. Do you go for it? I'd probably get a cheeky cybernetic arm

>>38982838

how recently was this, I thought movie night was well over a year ago

>>38982841
>eggs

you wanna die senpai

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>>38982777
That's a bit mean but true desu. He is trying his best!

>>38982789
Of course I would! Might have to be a polyamorous relationship however

>>38982848
I'd get a cybernetic head

>>38982796
It would just be him, Tilde and loads of samfagging

>>38982862
>He is trying his best!
No he's not. He enjoys the misery and self pity. Whether he's aware of this or not decides if he's a cunt or just pitiful.

>>38982848
Might replace my knees with some sweet hydrolic shit

>>38982849
This was well over a year ago as it started to collapse

AquaAnon was hosting

>>38982540
Aww that's a tough one, do you actually know you haven't got it yet?

Only a matter of time until you find something, as easy as that is to say. You're clearly motivated to get one so you just have to keep trying I think!

I have an office job! Used to manage a team but now I'm actually doing some work. It's more busy and tiring but I enjoy it a lot to be honest.

>>38982540
Ahaha playing it smart.

Can't you request another sick not from your doc or is it the limit from your employer?

Anyway, from what I read it looks like you're stitching things together again, that's brilliant lad.

>tfw i just want to live a life of contemplation and meditation.

should have became a monk lads

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Remember lads, do not indulge or reply to it

>>38982819
They are scientificly and personally proven to replimish your vitamin D thus making you happier.
I espically use one in winter when it's rarley sunny outside and I alongside everyone others suffer with seasonal deppresion where every one just feels more gloomy than compared to in the summer.
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2016/05/16/amp/vitamin-d-uv-light-health-benefits.aspx&ved=0ahUKEwiOg-HEr83VAhXDfFAKHSfiD34QFghfMAw&usg=AFQjCNFbMLgf3aHvYLWtXGtjapYof3SbjQ&ampcf=1

>>38982862
>polyamorous
Are you being satirical or not? If not, which one of you would be seeing other people at the same time?

>>38982862
>Might have to be a polyamorous relationship however

I've never disliked someone as much as I dislike you right now

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Now I am become Preusse, feeler of feels.

What's up anonymongs?

>>38982933
Thought you'd gone ebin?

>>38982197
Evening lad.
I'm currently sat around doing absolutely nothing currently as virgin decided to cut me off all day meaning I can't properly work on my project as i can't access all my resources.
Not a good feel.

>>38982853
I do actually. Not the best way to go but I'll take my chances

>>38982917
You still can lad. I mean I can tell yu're a virgin, so what's stopping you?

>>38982917
You'd probably get bored after a few years, you just like the idea of it

>>38982871
Ebin has at least 5+ fans here

>>38982239
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38937660/#38941011


just two days ago

>>38982934
Nice link you spaz

>>38982935
It was more of a joke tbqh. I think I said yesterday I'm quite obsessive and possessive desu

>>38982980
I used to be a hardcore Ebin orbiter, can't believe I was so retarded

>>38982935
>which one of you would be seeing other people at the same time?
The 'girl' of course

>>38982980
I wouldnt call myself a fan but he's alright

>>38982320
Evening tilde
>The highlight was some youngish lad calling me love then apologising saying he thought I was a girl. Had to say "it's okay" even though it made me super happy haha
That's super cute haha
A good day I presume?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCdLKXNF3w

>tfw

>>38982943
Why have they cut you off?
That's not a good feel at all, hope it gets sorted soon

>>38982995
That's why I was confused, I thought you were very loyal. If you were serious you would have lost your second orbiter mate, Tilde Orbiter 1's already fucked off

Why does ebin call tilde 'She' when relentlessly attacking other homosexuals and gay culture broadly

>>38983034
because tilde is willing to pander to him in return for his admiration

>>38981358
MMM yeah I'd love to plant my seed right inside her. She looks like a lovely cum dumpster.

I haven't been here in a while but ebin is almost certainly the guy behind amir hussen.

>>38982980
>Ebin has at least 5+ fans here

This is a very similar pattern to amir. The fans are very likely samefags as when amir got banned for posting on /int/ all the samefags disapeared too

>sister wants to watch a movie
>suggest The Usual Suspects
>ten minutes into the movie she's googled it on her phone and spoiled the twist
ffs

>>38983009
Not too bad. Very tiring though. How has your day been?

>>38983026
Don't worry lad, I would be a yandere gf (bf)

>>38983025
Apparently they've an issue, it's been cutting out at least 1-3 times as day for relatively short periods and once it's gone off for 4 - 6 hours but it was at night
Today it's been off all day and any time I call im met with a robot essentially palming me off

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>>38982532
I will mate, right now I've finished the 'memorisation' phase and now I'm just doing solve after solve with f2l to improve recognition and recall. I can do most cases but sometimes I have ones where I think 'fuck, I just can't remember this one' or I mistake it for another case and I have to look it up

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I would walk over hot coals just to have a 3 minute conversation with Elliot Rodger. The fact that I get access to ebin all day everyday is like a divine blessing.

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>>38983075
>tfw no nutter gf (bf) to poison Greggs patrons with

>>38983074
Is your sister hot?
Also I hate people that do that shit.

>>38981592
Skinny dunkey was best dunkey desu

>>38982956
im not a virgin though. and im only interested in Buddhism, predominately zen Buddhism, not Christianity. I have tried looking up and it does not seem realistic in the uk

>>38982966
and i wont get bored of working a job i most likely hate? im not really interested in being involved in the conduct of society

>>38983075
Like I said above desu, not been a good day considering I've been cut off and lost precious time to properly work on my project :/
Although I might take up the guitar very soon if all goes to plan so there's something to look forward no matter what happens haha.

>>38983098
>Is your sister hot?
She's very much not. But yeah dont understand ruining it for yourself.

>>38983074
Is your sister legit retarded? Who would think that's a good idea if they didnt have severe autism

>>38982980
im a fan of him when he is not shitting up the thread. i reckon he talks shit most of the time but he is entertaining

>>38983090
new small blog up

>>38983082

You're very dedicate lad, you could be britfeel's faster cuber in a year or less at this rate. You have the 'addiction' which is key

>>38983127
>Is your sister legit retarded?
she's related to me so it's possible

>>38982934
So I didn't have to ruin my eyes with a SAD lamp after all then. Huh, go figure.

>>38983023
this tune plays at work all the fucking time
that and len
I'll steal her fucking sunshine one of these days