What is the most pathetic thing you have ever done?

>>38978394
I want to try that

>>38978394
I wish I had gloves to do that

I have a body pillow that I cuddle with. Though it's not one of those with an anime picture though, just a grey cover.

When myspace was a thing I made a fake profile and had an argument with my real profile over a girl that I liked. I then sent her the messages in hopes to impress her, for defending her honor. Needless to say she didnt go for it.

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>>38978460
>tfw have already tried that

>>38978394

> got attached to a more obscure 3d r9k collective waifu
> fell asleep staring at her pictures on my phone every single night for a good couple months
> they weren't even lewd and there was only about 12 of them

i tried to stimulate my prostate while masturbating to tranny porn and imagine i get fucked by a qt trap`

>>38978496
me too but its basically just a second normal pillow. ive been meaning to buy an actual body pillow for some time now, apparently they are good for your back too.

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>>38979464
I do that eevery day.

>>38978394
crying in front of a girl when she told me she couldn't stay loyal to me after dating for a few months

i was okay at first, but then she kept trying to act cute and kiss me and shit even though she said the shit mentioned before

i completely lost it in front of her & everyone in public

sobbing with my head helt up high, walking through crowds of people

>>38979545
not pathetic since you broke it off right then and there and never talked to her again after that. right?

>>38978394
Gloves make my hands clammy.

Fapped with a pair of panties I dug out of the trash.

>>38978394
I still miss someone that hurt me. I'm not forgiving tho.

>>38979565
i never spoke to her again except for a text right after i left explaining what i was trying to say at that moment, since i was struck by the moment and couldnt quite word myself

she wanted me to stay around, i told her i wasnt interested & didnt want to see her again

even though i miss her and feel really shit about us not being together, i wont give in, im not a toy

>>38979649
to be honest you have my respect anon. i hope i can be like you when a girl eventually realized i exist.

>>38978394
printed photos of a girl and cummed all over them

>>38979676
i hope you can find someone anon. dont be taken by a fool, dont let anyone play around with your heart, no matter how hard it is not to give in

i fucking hate myself and wish i was dead, but im still a human in the end. not a fucking dog. dont let people treat you like one

>>38978496
I hold my body pillow when I go to sleep, for some reason it helps me sleep better. I'm not sure if that counts as pathetic, but it doesn't matter as my whole existence is pathetic.

Lets see...

Looked up my crush from high school's facebook pics and jacked off on my computer

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>>38978394
I close my eyes listening to weeb ASMR hugging my body pillow imagining I'm holding my waifu and shes whispering into my ear in real life.
Memorizing the lines to reply to the audio in Japanese.
https://youtu.be/sOxNxvWqPus

Or finding respite listening to affirmations form an older brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z4bZi0lupw

>>38978394
Browsed 4 chan r9k

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I listen to sad music to get a good nut usually to one of my female friends' Instagrams. I get more aroused emphasizing the fact that they touch each others boobs, show off midriffs, get new bf/gfs easily, and get lesbian with eachother (most of them are bisexual) in public in front of guys and yet I have never held hands with a girl and am still a KHHV. I get harder by my self pity.

>>38978394
gave money to a girl so she could laugh at my dick

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did the penis dance infront of brother's friends when i was 4 or 5

>>38981111
I'm not even picking on you, but you do realize that people like you doing things like that is part of the problem, right? Women would on the whole become less shit and society as a whole would be better if men stopped encouraging them with things like this.

>>38978394

got angry at a teacher in middle school and yelled at her or some shit, she sent me to the VP and i cried my ass off like a little bitch

made fun of a bunch of disgusting roasties online like a little coward faggot when i was in HS, got confronted by them all yelling at me in broken english, had trouble not crying again because they were accusing me of being "racist" (they were blaque btw)

cuddle with my pillow and fall asleep with it in my arms trying to simulate a girl

get oneitis for girls i don't even know, daydream about hugging them and stuff

i wish i was a faggot so i didn't have to be attracted to women so hopelessly and simultaneously so intimidated by them. i kinda wish my dad beat me when i was young so i wouldn't grow up to be such a soft little beta cuckold

>>38981201
i get off on it so i dont really care desu

>>38981235
>i get off on it so i dont really care
The decline of civilization in a nutshell.

i have autism so i like rolling my blanket around me so it feels like someone embracing me. gets a bit warm after a while though.

>>38979649
Should have given in. Now you're alone you pathetic loser. I bet you fap to cuck porn now.

>>38978394
Tried to have sex with a non-verbal girl who had severe Downs Syndrome.
Gave her some orange juice with vodka in it, she passed out.
My Mom is paid to watch her, she was left in my care while my my Mom went to the hospital for a couple of days, I am not usually allowed to be alone with the people my Mom is paid to take care of.
Got her naked, was all turned on, going to finally lost my virginity, but looking at her and realizing what I was about to do, I just couldn't do it and lost my erection.
I dressed her and put her back to bed and felt like some kind of monster, decided to watch some porn, got hard again and said fuck it.
I took her top of, covered her face with her shirt, she really had a great pair of tits and jacked off on her chest while rubbing my nuts on her tits.
Cleaned her up, used rubbing alcohol, no evidence left, went downstairs and thought about killing myself.
It's been a month and so far nothing, I am supposed to watch her for 2 nights next week and am considering jacking off on her ass or in her mouth.
I am a complete and total worthless waste of a human being.

(but I have touched tits and jizzed on a real living chick, so I am not a total loser)

>>38979741
most people here would treat a doggo better than an real human bean

>>38978394
Hold my hand, someone