Retail thread

>>38977972
Yes I'd like to hear some more anon

>>38979033
>1/0/1/4

How fucking desperate are you?

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>work in a hospital shop
>pretty small shop so I work alone in there
>mostly middle aged/old customers
>rarely given shit
>pay is minimum
>half the time I spend on my phone on here

Honestly it could be worse but my parents keep harassing me everyday to get a "real mans job".

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>>38977972
>>38979033
Can't believe that no one participates in wagcuck threads anymore. Anyway, here's a story from last night

>be me
>shitty Walmart janitor
>supervisor on my ass to finish cleaning bathrooms and sweep wooden floors
>taking pretty long to finish bathrooms
>calls me to office
>"I need you to stop that and sweep up some spilled pet food"
>go and sweep shit while coworkers just walk past it
>start heading back to bathrooms
>"hey anon can you come take a picture?"
>turn to look towards voice
>bunch of coworkers who hang out together doing fuck all
>"s-sure, I guess"
>"ok cool, just give us a sec"
>they continue chatting for about 10 minutes
>ask "do you still need me or what?"
>"nah nevermind anon"
>mutter under my breath "wow"
>try half running to bathrooms with janitor cart
>fuckme.jpg
>supervisor inspecting bathroom that hasn't been finished
>"anon are you serious?"
>"you've been cleaning for 2 hours and it's still not done?"
>grit my teeth
>"sorry, I'm just trying to be thorough"
>"just hurry up anon"

Fuck everyone man

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I work as a gardener. Pay not very much, I work completely alone in the garden. I would like to communicate with people, but there was no one. I hate this job.

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>>38979337
>on /r9k/
>wants to socialize with normals

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>>38977972
>last night
>working as a janitor at a grocery store
>some retard spills their drink and I have to go mop it up
>couple hours pass and I forget to take down the wet floor signs
>go to take them down and discover someone poured their drink onto the floor in a straight line between the two signs
>consider quitting on the spot
Why the fuck are normies such fucking assholes? This job would be comfy if I didn't have to deal with all the niggers that go out of their way to make it awful. Reeeeeeeeee

>>38979318
what do you want? no one respects janitors. Apply to be garbage man, at least you don't need to interact with anyone

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>>38979503
>Me and mentally challenged coworker on our knees sweeping under shelves
>guy walking with girl
>"KRRSSHZZTTHZZZ cleanup on aisle 2"
>him and girl start cracking up
>turn around and just stare at them
>they stop laughing and go to next aisle

People really are the biggest pieces of shit

>>38979551
It's funny you say that because my job before the bathrooms was to empty out the garbage cans in the store. The position I work as is technically a "Maintenance" position but I just see it as a glorified janitor.

Why are fat women the worst customers? Something about obesity just affects a woman's brain, making her think she's a literal god, ready to tear down everything in her path to get $0.15 off.

>>38979318
>took him two hours to clean the bathroom

>>38979503
oh no the horror of having to do your job. imagine how many seconds it would take to wipe up a line of water? 10, maybe even twenty

whew quitting might not be enough you might have to burn down the store and then the city and just keep burning things until you are stopped

>>38979889
I usually take my time doing it since I have nothing else to do all night after besides sweeping. But unfortunately my supervisor wanted me to sweep up.

>tfw customers call and yell at you for something a coworker did hours before you even showed up that day

>>38977972
>Be me
>Work in a big bakery chain in the UK
>First day on the job
>My very first customer comes in
>I haven't even been properly trained yet so I don't know what all of the products are
>The customer who comes in is severely disabled
>They can't speak so they are just mumbling shit for about 10 mins
>Im trying to hold my shit together because he keeps saying cock melt
>Someone else finally realizes and tells me just give them a sausage roll and they will go away
>Get a complaint 2 days later about giving him a sausage roll when he wanted a cheese pastie
>I get cautioned on my 2nd shift

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This thread is pure joy to me. Keep it coming, wagefags.

>omg they're putting out halloween stuff already!
t. every other customer in the seasonal aisle

>>38980144
>Do you have item X?
>No sir we do not
>B-But that's not true. You have to have it.

>>38979911
>t. never worked a mcjob in their life

>>38980144
We had a kid break down and cry when he saw the school supplies out at the beginning of July. It was pretty funny.

The retail I did so far was comfy as shit

>be me couple years ago
>work in medieval/Warhammer40K store
>you are allowed to sleep in your lunch break, which is sometimes up to 2 hours long
>get money for kebab, burgers etc everyday
>always alc there
>all co-workers and boss smoke weed
>2700 euros a month

Best story was prolly when that jew came
>be me
>wearing Absurd shirt (natsoc Black Metal band)
>dudes comes in, talks about history
>notices my shirt and black sun pendant
>pulls out his star of david
>proceeds to rant about how racist this store is, even tho we didnt insult him in anyway
>gets thrown out by 6'5'' viking co-worker
>proceeds to yell racist and jewish shit at the store

>>38980192
>>all co-workers and boss smoke weed
degenerate

>>38980137
Sorry, no neets allowed in this thread. Continued viewing results in a higher chance that your mother will die in her sleep tonight. This is your final warning

>>38980177
>but I got it here before!

>I bought this here three years ago!
>store has only been open for two

>>38980181
You're FUCKING PATHETIC. You'll work your dead end job your whole life, and unlike everyone else who has a dead end job, you'll resent it the whole time because you have a bad attitude.

Cheers

>>38980230
>but i'm a loyal customer

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>>38980177
I always ask this because sometimes you have it stocked in the back but you're too lazy to go get it.

>>38977972
>do you have a restroom?
>no we hold it in all day and shit in the bushes on our lunches
>do you work here?
>no I work down the street and shop here
>let me talk to your manager!
>walk in to back room wait a second and walk back out. I am your manager
>do you have any dog bones?
>no we didn't butcher any dogs today but I have cat bones if you're interested
>x store has this for 9.99/lb
>id run down there right now and go get it if I were you
>what am I going to do since you're out of stock of x?
>you can go out to the parking lot and kick rocks until the next shipment comes in
Customers are typically idiots, have fun with them

>>38980275
im in college working a mcjob over the summer. ill make more money than t retard anime poster once i graduate

>>38980223
what if I told you i'm adopted and have no idea who my real mother is?

>>38980295
It's not that I'm too lazy, it's being held for the VIP customers.

>>38980314
Is money what you think will make you happy?

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>>38980301
You hate your job because you have a bad attitude towards everything. Some places don't have bathroom and confusing workers for customers is your fault because you're not working

>>38980315
What if I told you today would be the last day you'll ever see your mom ever again?

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>>38980192
That sounds fucking based.
>>38980353
Backpedaling already?

>>38980386
enh, five out of ten mug girl. I'll take her but I doubt she'll meet the grade for printing.

>>38980414
Just a question mister

>>38980386
Every food establishment must have a restroom AB 2219 Chapter 340. How often does your average Joe wear his bloody smock and apron and fill counters for funsies?

>>38980447
I'm not talking only about food establishments faggot.

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>>38980423
>fagbook and reddit tabs

>>38980505
If I as a butcher working in a butcher shop which is a food establishment, what else would I personally be talking about? I don't care about what other businesses do or don't offer to you

>>38980301
>store is like a fucking maze
>overhear a couple talking "honey ill leave the cart out here so you can find me im going to be looking at the clothes in this area"
>im hanging up clothes in the area so i walk over and pretend im moving the cart out of my way to put up clothes
>lady doesnt notice
>her husband/fiancee or whatever walks by and doesnt see cart
>he ends up walking around store
>she starts looking around and eventually starts wallking around store by herself

I dont know what happened but i couldnt stop laughing i honestly didnt give a shit about the job at that point cause i was given shit on a daily fucking basis by both my coworkers and my supervisor

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>>38980547
Okay idiot and where did you specify you work in a food establishment?

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>female coworker keeps going out of her way to talk to me

>>38980601
Do you buy non food items by the pound at Best Buy? Would you inquire about dog bones over at Harbor Freight?

>>38980540
>implying it's a real facebook account
>implying I wasn't looking at my own fourchan posts that were screencapped and posted to reddit

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>>38980653
You could have been referring to working at a pet store. You're not very bright anon.

>>38980653
>Harbor Freight
well from what ive seenshops like home depot and shit usually have shit like dog treats since generally the contractors and shit usually got their puppers in their truck with them.

>>38980698
wow that's at least a seven out of ten

>>38977972

first wagefag job:
>be me
>16 years old
>would like to earn some extra money
>also my dad always said I've never done a "real mans job" before and that I don't know the true meaning of money, so I wanted to shut him up
>start in some sort of hipster sandwich bar
>young boss commands me to do all the dirty work because no one else would do that kind of work and I'm a wagecucking student
>3rd day, was "promoted" to cashier until the afternoon when someone else took over
>go to back to shitty work in the back
>end of day, see boss going over the finances
>says shit didn't add up and that someone had tinkered with the cash register
>itwasntme.wav
>boss said I could take the day off tomorrow
>okman.mp4
>next day
>was asleep
>boss gives me that wake up call
>"Could you come over here, anon?"
>said no
>fired on the spot
>go back to sleep, didn't care at all

>>38980698
Right because a pet store clerk would say they didn't butcher dogs today only cats

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>>38980725
>implying thats not taken as sarcasm
What shit hole country do you live in where you can butcher cats? I can see why you have such a negative view of the world now.

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>be me
>water plants at a leisure center with camping pitches
>lots of old people
>have to water the plants that seperate caravan pitches
>come up to the first one
>old ass looking guy sitting there
>he watched me as plug in the hose
>as I walk over, he says something like "are yoo gonna water over here?"
>uhhhh, yeh
>"I don't want yoo getting me or my tent wet"
>sure, i wont
>start watering on the opposite side from him
>he doesn't say anything
>walk over behind him to start watering
>make sure to water exclusively on the other side as not to spalsh him
>barely even start before he says "orright, I don't want yoo here now. Fuckin, move on to the next one"
>listen, I'll finish up here then I'll move on
>at this point i'm a little shocked, people don't normally swear at you while you're watering plants
>after no less than ten seconds, he says "for fucks sake, hurry up, I'm payin' yor wages here"
>tell him I wont get payed If I don't do this
>He's bubbling from anger
>finish up and move on
Fuck that guy. I was literally just watering fucking plants and he started swearing at me for no reason. like, for fucks sake, we've all got jobs and I just want to get mine done. His wife came out of the caravan and sympathetically said he was "a little rude" but he was an asshole and brushed her off.
fucking asshole.

>>38980753
I already have that one in cutaway form, perfect for mugs.

>>38980725
>has a shit attitude
>stuck in retail
>gets offended when this is pointed out

Kinda reminds me of that comic book shop that eventually closed down in my area. The owner was a legit fucking cunt to anyone who was fully fucking versed in comic lore and his store was filled with nothing but negative reviews and the minute a new shop opened up "it was a mile away" the new place was always packed with people

>>38980753
The thing is it is sarcasm. I know what people are asking for when they want dog bones. They want a nice thick femur bone from a steer. For shits and giggles we will say we didn't butcher any dogs only cats.

>>38980295


Do not project on others faggot. Contrary to your beliefs most wagekeks are happy to do their job and help you aslong as you do not act like a complete asswipe. You asking such retarded questions based on your projected assumptions is actually contraproductive to your goal.

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>busboy at spaghetti warehouse
>Saturday night, completely crushed
>bussing large booth tables in main room
>have a tray stand next to table half filled with dirty dishes
>stuck up dyke waitress breezes past and puts a big stack of dishes on my tray
>tray flips, dishes and sauce fly everywhere
>woman across the aisle gets a giant red sauce facial that also covers her white sweater
>waitress is already around the corner and hiding in the bar
>woman is yelling, manager runs over, pandemonium
>muh cashmere, muh $300 sweater!
>manager yelling, tells me to go back in the kitchen
>get my redshirt confiscated and get stuck on no money lunch shifts or half to work with the dumb niggers in the little room
>end up calling the manager a faggot to his face in front of customers a few weeks later
>fired

I went from being the #1 busboy to a whipping boy because of some cunt waitress, a cunt customer, and a faggot manager in 2 seconds. You can never win wagecucking. Someday I'll be the boss somewhere and faggots and whores will pay.

>>38977972

Question Walmart worker shitters: why are the cashiers such fucking bitches? I was checking out today and she got pissy because I didn't cover the screen while I was using my card. And she rolled her eyes when I brought my own bags so I don't have to deal with them falling apart on the fucking trek back home. Only good Walmart people I meet are the greeters and cart pushers. I go to other places like Target and I've never seen employees act that upset.

>>38980301


Not all of them are justified imo. but yes, there is nothing more retarded than the average customer.

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Is there a worse feeling than working night shifts? It's like working a whole week straight with no breaks. My boss once told me while I was getting off my shift "alright see you tonight". That shit really cemented how I'm living in a limbo of retail hell.

>>38980788
Nah I just like to mess with people. I enjoy being a butcher very much and I enjoy 99% of the people I encounter. This is a place for me to vent out that 1%

Does anyone like working retail because it helps you to appreciate your time alone more?

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>>38980914
>tfw my time alone is spent eating, showering and having to sleep for work tomorrow

How do you find time to do anything?

>>38980955
how do you knot?

>>38977972
does it still qualify as retail if its a discount general store?

last application didn't mull over so well (email) but this time going to a walk-in application for a discount general store. the job ad said you should be open for all positions but i only really want to apply for the overnight/graveyard stocker shift.

anyone with experience on the night shifts

>>38980835
>nigh shift
>already stocked two aisles
>suddenly hear supervisor screaming at me saying "what the hell are you doing here?"
>tell him im working
>"no you dumbass i didnt fucking schedule you to work today"
>told him i fucking talked to manager about getting my work rescheduled for that specific week two weeks in advanced and it was approved
>He gives me a dirty look and turns to one of the other guys working the floor and says "can you believe this asshole he fucking thinks he can work whenever he wants to"
>he goes to the backroom where we have the work schedule machine
>comes out "well guess what i changed the schedule and you arent fucking working today so get out cause i aint paying you"
>i was already there for a fucking hour
>just give him the finger and left
>phone ringing for the next week and getting messages telling me to show up to work

yeah naw i fucking just quit

>>38980719

second wagefag job:
>be 19
>this time I really wanted to make money to buy a gaming computer
>start in a local pizzeria as a delivery boy
>had to do it with my own car
>boss/cook was nice before and after work hours, but a total, stressful bitch during work hours
>told by staff not to interact with her too much
>whateveryousayijustwantthemoney.mp4
>whenever there were no deliveries ready, I had to do the dishes
>didn't care that much because I had to do the same thing at home and at my first wagefag job
>do deliveries and shit from time to time
>boss always gave me shit when I was like 2 minutes too late after a delivery
>doitforthegamingcomputeranon.jpeg
>car always reeks of pizza's (trust me, not as good as you think)
>2 weeks later my job consisted out of: deliveries, doing the dishes, getting ingredients and cleaning up after work hours
>always took around 2 hours to clean up
>colleagues told me I would soon be making the pizza's, pasta's and shit with her
>0 cooking experience
>soundslikeafuckingplanimnotsarcasticatall.png
>told them I'm not able to cook everything of their menu
>the next week I got assigned to make pasta
>quit my job on the same day
>my car still reeks of pizza for a whole month
>only ate 4 pizza's since and it has been over a year ago

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>>38980971
I ain't no boyscout but this pic helped me.

>>38980886

Night shifts are good because you get more days off (provided you do lots of hours in a single day). I'll take 12 hour shifts if I get 4-5 days off in a row and high pay. Also working day shift is for normies who hate their lives, people on night shift rarely give a fuck and are much less annoying and do better work in my experience.

>>38981059
>>38980886
nope night shift retail is generally fucking horrible

>>38980832
All wagies are lazy as fuck.

>>38980602


>female coworker was hot as fuck teen girl
>comes waaay too close in general, just ticks that way I guess
>can literally feel her breathing down my neck sometimes
>manager already pulls my leg for being gay (I am not but I guess I look like a faggot to him) so afraid of telling her to stay away from me
>every shift with her is spent suppressing a raging boner while fighting off shitty customers
>spend 20 minutes of already short breaks wanking in the break room
>she has a bf and obviously has no interesst in me, just liked tormenting me I guess

It was pretty much the last straw that pushed me to quit the job. Bitches and whores man.

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My first job was at an assembly line in a glass recycling plant. Quit after 2 days because the monotony was destroying my mind. It's work for third-worlders.

>>38980955
I mean does dealing with shitty people all day makes you glad you have no friends, family or partner?

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>>38981151
>spend 20 minutes of already short breaks wanking in the break room

How did you not get caught?

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>>38981184
>work on makeup assembly line
>get fired for telling boss to fuck off

WOW

>>38981109


Big words coming from a NEET fag

>>38981198


Was a small shop, only two people running the store at all times. Probably the only good thing about this job, during breaks I could just wank, eat something and take a nap without some faggot coworker in sight.

i work at a apparel store here is a day in the life

>do you have this size?
>no sorry thats a sale item
>when will you get more in?
>we wont its a sale item
>what kind of service is this?? wheres your manager????
>id like to purchase these shoes but could i have some new ones
>these shoes are new
>no ones not on display
>but these shoes are new
>no theyre not
>ok
>take them out back wait for 5 minutes and come back with the same pair
>people walking up to you without even saying hello and just demanding an item "SHIRTS?"
>saying hello how are you to a customer and being ignored and them shoving a palm in your direction
>people fucking up racks of clothes without considering ill have to clean all that up whilst also having other shit to do
>people leaving their rubbish in the store and in the change rooms
>customer asks if im new to the job when they ask for an item we dont have and rolling their eyes at me
>refuse a refund and get ripped apart and cant say shit back
>rich old people who just fucking hate you cuz youre young
>tell a customer that shes being extremely rude and has to leave
>comes back with the mall security guard
>manager tell me hes going out for a smoke
>gone for an hour
>parents who let their kids just run around the store screaming shit
>company pays for top 10 music so have to listen to shit all fucking day
>guy trying to haggle me for a jacket for 10 fucking minutes and finally tells me to fuck myself
>lady having a go me because we dont have shoe horns at our store and also because she has to wear socks when she tries on shoes
>having to take the rubbish down to the rubbish tip and stepping in rubbish juice
>having a rubbish guy yell at you for over filling a rubbish bin
>having to clean parts of the store nobody will ever fucking see

thats just off the top of my head, fuck i cant wait for my vacation its the only thing keeping me going

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>Work at a best buy
>Be on spectrum and have poor facial expression
>co-workers either call it resting bitch face or Android frown depending on how mean they are
>Manager asks me to try and smile more
>Give it a go
>Can not pass for human
>Customers become frightened
>Manager tells me I can stop trying
>Go home and cry a little

>>38981193


Not him, but it actually makes me more miserable. You already have no one in your life and feel like shit because of that, you go and get a job, just to find out that 80% of people are fucking cunts who are even worse than mind crushing loneliness. I lost the last hope I had when I got a job.

>>38981454
Why do you care if you have no one? I find it liberating not to have to deal with others needs and expectations in my personal life.

>>38981516


Well, I guess I am not completely dead inside yet. Sometimes I need human contact because my faggot genes tell me that I need it. It is just extremely disheartening when social interactions in my case resemble some starving dog stretching out for some food somebody left outside just to be whacked with a shovel.

I do enjoy being by myself, but it is a pain to deal with basic need you are unable to satisfy.

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when I read all this wagies stories I am afraid to get a job. i am retarded and cant work longer than 30 minutes. I will get fired after 1 day

>>38981392
>people fucking up racks of clothes without considering ill have to clean all that up whilst also having other shit to do
boo hoo, imagine if you had a real job

>>38981705


I also thought that I won't be able to do this, but you will be surprised how much you can handle. It will be a shitty experience in general, but it is not the end of the world. If getting fired is the worst thing that could happen to you, you have nothing to fear.

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>>38981421
I understand your pain. I am also autistic and I have trouble talking to people. I tend to look away and speak too quietly and when I maange to look at them and keep the right volume, my tone is wrong so I end up sounding upset with them or cold. I get called a bitch a lot by customers.

>>38980912
Are you the guy that used to do those "Ask A Butcher" threads on /ck/ a while ago? If so,thanks, those were great.

>work at grocery store
>customer buys bag of coffee beans from the bulk section, but doesn't write down the code
>tell him I need the code to ring it up
>asks for manager
>when manager comes over, customer gets extremely angry and starts throwing shit
>manager threatens to call the police

I've never seen someone become this irate before.

>>38979337
I did gardening for a summer. Hard fucking work, but the untaxed pay was good.

If your town has an online message board I highly suggest putting up a classified ad.

>>38979866
Obesity causes the female equivalent of the napoleon complex, except instead of taking their frustration out on tall guys in bars they take it out on retail workers and customer service.

>>38977972
I hate my manager so fucking much. >Condescending, always has to sneak in some snarky comment to make fun of you
>im a dishwasher
>whenever he gives dishes, he tosses them at me making a bunch of noise, other people just place it down quietly like normal people
>whenever putting dishes away, people move out of my way when carrying heavy dishes, he stands there like a statue, making it harder for me to get around him
>all other managers let listen to music, he wants me to only have one earbud in for no reason
I hate him so much, everything about his asshole personality and body language pisses me off

>work at fancy dept. store
>surrounded by qt's
>guys outnumbered big time
>freindzoned by 30+ grills

>clock in for my 8 hour shift of min wage
>annoying BO smelling worker comes towards me
>"YOOOOOOO ANON!!!"
>"Hi."
>"WHATS GOOD MY BROTHER? WHATS GOING ON!"
>"Nothing."
>"WHOA. DO I SENSE SOME HOSTILITY? WHATS WRONG?"

Just leave me alone. I just want to go in a do my shitty min wage job. Stop bothering me. I'm not going to be chipper clocking in.

>>38979318

so why did it take you 2 hours to clean the bathroom anon?

>>38980301
Love the tumblr responses!!*! xxDD 8/8 m8 what's ur blog????

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What's with all these McCucks and retail slaves? I know a good portion of r9k is underage but come on

>>38980353
Can you honestly say you're happy?

>>38981193
Yes. It does for me at least. Being alone used to be my worst fear, now I want it more then anything

>>38986015
We aren't underage, just failures. I'm 22 with a McJob

I envy wageslaves desu. I want to get a job but I'm too much of a pussy to do it.

>>38987010
Are you NEET? Pls let's switch places for a bit

>Finish work.
>Start going home.
>Begin getting terrified that somethings gone wrong and it's all my fault and everyone will shout at me.
>Wake up next morning, fear and anxiety is at fever pitch.
>Shaking, trembling and short screams as I get ready and walk to work.
>See myself dying everywhere I look, chest is tightened up, on the verge of tears, overwhelming desire to start running and never look back.
>Walk into work, feel like this is the end of my life.
>No yelling, manager just tells me what to do for that day.
>Work and calm down slightly.
>Finish work.
>Start going home.
>Begin getting terrified that somethings gone wrong and it's all my fault and everyone will shout at me.
>Rinse and repeat.
I don't like this.

>tfw a customer complements you just to turn it into a passive aggresive insault

>>38977972
> depression has made me drop out of post grad degree
>working in a working class pub
> bloke must have drunk 20 pints since 12 0 clock(its now 10)
>big bastard hugging can kissing everybody in sight.
>starts touching a spergy guy in the corner.
>retard flips out saying dont touch me
>drunk hugging guy tries to apologise by touching sperg even more
>friends pull him away
>starts bear hugging and trying to kiss slight female slavic manager
>oh shit i have to do something
>man is double my weight
>think about hiding round the corner
>end up getting his attention
>crushes me in a hug
>breaks down crying about his broken marriage and estranged kids

>>38986015
>underage
lmao, some of us are just shit at life and working minimum wage teenager jobs despite being in our late 20s

Lol wagecucks. Why contribute to a society that has abandoned you?

>>38987195
thats some impressive autism

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>>38980765
lmaoing at your life senpai

>>38984244
Don't post about tax evasion on 4chan. The fucking kikes at the IRS are probably keeping tabs on 4chan.

>>38980994
i dont understand you moved up in your job and that made you quit? pretty autistic. cooking is simple shit you read a recipe and follow it. you could have been on your way to normalfagville had you stayed

>>38987735
You think the IRS cares about someone working a min wage job is evading their taxes? AHHAHAHAHAHA

>>38977972

1/2

I'll just describe the McJobs I've had since graduating from university. I graduated with honors (BA in political science) from a mediocre state school.

Sign waver
>waved signs for timeshare company
>$10/hour and 30 hours a week
>boring as hell and yelled at by random people all day. High school kids in nicer areas were the worst. Called me a names like "faggot" and a "meth head." Kids threw rocks at me. I actually started drinking regularly after this stuff happened to me.
>Routinely called a liar and a scammer because the sign only had "$99 airfare to hawaii" and a phone number on it. Nothing about timeshares on the sign.
>had to drive around a lot (40-60 miles round trip a day), so not really worth it when you consider all the wear and tear on my small truck.

Security
>Only like $8.10/hour even though I had to get a security guard license ($100 and 8 hour class)
>like annual ten cent raises or something absurd like that
>quit after a couple of months
>Employees hired before me could wear their hair how they wanted to and had better shifts at better posts
>New dress code policy only applied to new employees (meaning me)
>No chill graveyard shifts for me. After some temporary assignments, my permanent post was grocery store in a spic filled part of town. 8 hours standing near the entrance of a grocery store.
>Had regional supervisor at grocery store site that made a big deal about my sideburns being at the bottom of my ear instead of cut at my ear hole every time I saw him. Threatened to write me up over 1/2 inch of hair, so I quit like a week or two after that. He also bitched about a bunch of other trivial shit too.

>cashier grocery store
>nigger tries to return frozen pizza for $
>coworker says dude i saw you just take that pizza off the shelf
>nigger says "fuck you"
>he walks out not getting refund

>>38982285
>venting about shitty people
>retail job thread

no shit it's not a real job, stop roleplaying you fucking NEET

>>38988503
2/2

k-8 tutoring
>Tutored underprivileged children. All of them were spics. Most of the kids were fun or easy to tutor, but too often their parents were too busy or too lazy to make sure their kids did their homework. I just ended up hating spics even more after this job. These people pop out more kids than they can afford, they don't really bother to transition to English, and they've turned nice white blue collar communities into dirty overcrowded barrios.
>Tutoring company was sketchy "supplemental educational services" provider that relied on government contracts from poorly performing local schools.
>Traveled to local libraries to tutor the kids.
>paid only 1-3 hours a day and had to commute a lot.
>Very part time work. Only made like $4k a year while I working for them.
>Was there for 2 years, but contracts ended after school districts improved their scores.

Lifeguard
>$11.00/hour
>was pretty chill job until new management took over and I was laid off. At least I was able to collect unemployment
>hours were all over the place though, and I hated morning shifts (had to be at work at 6:30 am)
>worst part was having a shit for brains 22 year old manager with no degree bossing me around. At least he wasn't as bad as the 19 bimbo before him.

can office drones complain in here?

at least tomorrow's friday

>>38977972
>apply to retail jobs
>don't get retail jobs
O-okay

>>38986015
Nigga, I'm in my 30s and work at McDonald's for almost 8 years now. Kill me already.

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>>38977972
>Run out of brownies
>Obese woman literally retard screeches in my face
>"THATS THE REASON I CAME HERE I HATE YOU"
>t-thanks have a good day ma'am

>>38987399
I would have hugged him back after that, thats really sad.

>>38987445
Because i dont want to live in the streets anon.
When you grow up and realize that your life revolves around money youll understand.
Unless youre one of the lucky ones who can get neetbux.


WHY ARE WE HERE, JUST TO SUFFER?

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>be me
>be lazy AF rent a cop
>on the job right now
>instead of working im posting in this thread

>>38986106
y e s

e x e

s e y

>>38979220
>>38981392
I actually had a customer pick up a item that was discounted but the sticker wasn't on the tag so he assumed it was full price, he complained that the was suprised that it was half off and he didn't know about I SHIT YOU NOT, he wasn't happy that it was half off, he was pissed because the tag didn't say so EVEN THOUGH HE STILL SAVED MONEY, I swear people just want to do nothing but complain

>>38987399
why would your restaurant serve an old, lonely man 20 pints? Y'all can cut him off

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>houseman at a hotel
Basically a glorified janitor
Not too bad, I do nights and usually knock out all my tasks within 3 or 4 hours. I spend the rest of my shift walking around the building in horrifying anxiety that somebody will notice I'm not doing anything.
Thoughts?

>>38980192
sounds like you a normie, hope you enjoyed your time here. big money at that job tho nice

>>38988864
OP is a stupid normie and made it a retail thread instead of a wagecuck thread. Hes a moron and you can post whatever you want

>>38987887
I didn't move up on my job, I just got more shit to do for the same wage.

I know cooking isn't hard, but the learning process would be terrible. I'm bound to fuck up under constant stress, so I was afraid I would mess up people's dinner and get even more shit from my boss. I thought to myself: "I didn't sign up for this. I can understand that they don't want me lollygagging when I have to wait for the food, hence doing the dishes and such, but I don't want to prepare the food myself."
If you still think I'm autistic, then so be it, I have to respect your opinion.

>>38990180
Are you well? Do you have original brain damage?

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>be NEET for a year after working mc jobs for 5 years
>wanted to just take a break and experience being a 16 year old in summer again
>also I really hated my old job
>basically eat bread and drink water
>at first it was great, new WoW expac hit and I had shit to do
>after 10 months I was getting really depressed, literally nothing to do and my brain was rotting
>being unemployed for a year is worse than prison time on your resume for some reason
>finally get a job at my local movie theatre
>it's also a restaurant where they bring food in while you watch the movie
>always have a great time there, so I figure why not
>the job sucks
>you're balancing alcoholic beverages(no ice so liquid sways all over the place) and moving up and down stairs for hours
>busting my ass and sweating like crazy all for $7.25 + tipshare which equaled $8/hr if it was busy
>break room was just 2 chairs inside a storage closet
>movie theatres get some special exemption from having to pay overtime so they give no fucks about scheduling you
>I'd come in at 9a and my end time was a big ?
>12 hours later I ask to go home because like 6 people just clocked in and my feet hurt from climbing stairs for 10+ hours
>they have to think about it and they still make me clean bathrooms or do dishes or something before I leave
>after a week of that shit I slept through my alarm one day and woke up at like 4pm and said fuck it, told them I quit
>next day get a call for an interview at a place I was really hoping for
>interview was like 4 hours(roleplay, probing questions, an aptitude test, and watching people work)
>got hired
>they interviewed over 200 and picked me + 10 others

I just wanted to get that out. I feel like life is finally moving in a positive direction for me.

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>be me
>work in department store

>>38985379
>BO smelling

those are the worst, how hard is it to fucking shower jesus christ

>>38990623
I'm happy for you man. Good job!

>>38990623
also

>go to said movie theater 3 months after quitting
>with my mother and 2 little bros
>my burger takes noticeably longer to arrive
>no reason for the people here to hate or dislike or fuck with me
>think nothing of it
>12 hours later
>wake up feeling like shit
>on the verge of puking
>sit on the pot for 4 hours just spraying diarrhea
>basically empty my bowels entirely
>didn't have to puke, thank god cuz I hate puking

I'm 90% sure it was the burger I ate there, unknown if it was intentional or not

>>38990910
Believe me it was intentional.
Normies carry no remorse or sense of right and wrong when they all gang up on someone.
Remember that.

So this happened about 2 months ago and I'm still filled with anger and anxiety whenever this abomination of a person enters my store.

>working the register an hour before closing
>see a group of young adults enter the store and make a mental note in casr they try to buy booze
>sure enough one of the girls get in line with a box of wine
>she's talking with another young girl in line
>ask he for ID when she gets to the register, she hands it over
>ask for the other girls ID too since they werr together
>first girl says they're not together
>I say that I saw them come in together so I need to see her ID aswell
>she immediately gives me attitute
>Well, then call your MANAGER, A-NON
>I say ok while making sure to keep a straight face
>Manager agrees with me
>Bitch flips out and yells YOUR CASHIER NEEDS TO LEARN TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHO COMES IN YOUR STORE
>2nd girl calmly show us her ID and she is over 21 so I proceed with the transaction
>The moment the receipt prints out the 1st cunt starts up an autistic screaming fit about how ridiculous the situation is, write down both of our names, mocking me as she does so, calls me a retard and storms out like a child
>she proceeded to call up the head store manager, district manager and corporate HQ to complain about me
>she came in on my day off to literally cry in front of the store manager, telling him how she felt targeted and how I was incredibly rude to her

After the incident, I suffered no repercussions and even became employee of the month with a pay raise to boot. What's really funny is the look of disgust on her face everytime she walks past my photo on the wall. For once in this roastie's life, crying did not allow her a free pass.

>>38990910
well, what do you think they could have done to "poison" the burger?

>worked fast food at [very popular tourist destination]
>not allowed to say no to guests
>technically don't offer refills, but this is trumped by above rule
>when we give refills, we're not allowed to take the empty cups over the counter for cleanliness reasons, we just give the guest a new soda
>Hispanic family realizes this
>orders one soda for their family of 8
>come up to get 8 refills (read: 8 free sodas) in less than five minutes
>send a different kid to the counter every time thinking we won't notice, obvious what they're doing
>still can't call them out on it/refuse to give a refill

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>like 6 years ago
>work at Whataburger
>be the early bird "team leader"
>basically the assistant manager who worked the shit shift
>just me and a guy I became really good friends with
>every week or so, these 2 pothead high school kids call in
>claim their order was messed up and want a remake
>catch on right away
>one night, they call in
>haven't had anyone for the past hour(we weren't by the interstate so we had less traffic)
>they claim their food was all incorrect
>no receipt, can't bring up the order in "past orders" and I went back 2 full days
>their meal was a triple meat triple cheese whatasized with extra bacon this-and-that
>make it for them
>friend picks up a meat patty and goes "OOPS" and drops it on the floor
>put it back on the grill
>fries are like an hour old, forgot to dump them
>use them for their free meal
>buddy bags it up and hands it to them with a weird sadistic smile on his face
>he said the stoner kid looked visibly disturbed as they drove off

kek, that's what you get dumb pot-heads

>>38991040
What bothers me the most about this experience is that either

A. This girl has some sort of mental illness

or

B. She went out of her way to use me as an outlet for her anger. She had nothing better to do than humiliate a beta male with a hunched back.

>be me
>work at canadian tire in customer pickup (cpu) where people go for big items
>have shitskin coworker (34 yrs old)
>"WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIT"
>also conspiracy theorist (flat earth, 9/11 was inside job, etc)
>be polite cuz i don't want to get fired
>tell him i'm part trini even though i'm white
>"OH SO YOU'RE BLACK"
>wut.jpg
>complains about white people all the time
>complains about the government all the time
>complains to ME about it all the time
>tries to convince me to believe in his bs conspiracy theories
>no.gif
>he's shocked i don't believe him
>asks me why
>i ask him why he believes them
>"IT'S SO OBVIOUS ANON"
>no further explanation
>whatever
>next few days i try not to think about his theories and bullshit
>end up talking politics
>oh shit.jpg
>tell him i used to be an anarchist when i was a tard teen
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN USED TO BE?! YOU SHOULD STILL BE"
>attempt to explain why that's fucking stupid while trying to be polite
>it's not working
>"BELIEVE ME ANON, ANARCHY IS THE WAY TO GO"
>omfg
>change subject
>subject spirals back to conspiracy theories because that's one of the only topics he can talk about
>don't really pay attention
>something about all whites are racist
>"what about me? i'm white."
>"NAW YOU'RE FROM TRINIDAD, YOU'RE BLACK, IS GOOD"
>mfw i'm whiter than a NEET irish guy in winter
>again change the subject and wait for my shift to be over
>don't see him for a few weeks as it was off season and hours were cut
>less hours=less pay
>his monkey brain doesn't understand this
>"DAMN ANON, THEY BE CUTTIN' MY HOURS N' SHIT JUST CUZ I'M BLACK, I KNOW IT"
>explain off season
>"MAN DAT'S SOME BULLSHIT, WHY THEY GOTTA BE CUTTING HOURS?! THEY CAN AFFORD TO PAY US"
>"yeah they probably can but they'd be making about the same as us if they did"
>"WASSA PROBLEM WITH THAT?!"
>holy shit
>he then goes on a rant about the bourgeois and 1% and shit
>ok.jpg
>i know this is kinda shitty but there's nothing we can do about it
(1/2)

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>>38991259
>same job
>same shift, different day
>this fat mexican lady is super rude in the drive thru
>talks shit for no reason
>obviously drunk
>buddy pulls out his cell and calls the police and give her vehicle description and license plate
>told them she's completely smashed drunk(she was) and was concerned about her driving at 4-5am when normal people are going to work
>told them what direction she was going
>live in a pretty white low crime town
>police have nothing to do at 4 am so they probably took it
>bitch prolly got her license revoked

>>38977972
Drive though.
>Hi, it's me again lol xD
You think I actually remember your face? You could come back again in 20 minutes and I won't realize it's you once more. Please stop being so awkward and just give me your cash or card.

>You're here like all the time!
Yeah, I fucking work here, you fucking bitch! What's your excuse you fatlard piece of shit. Have a great day, by the way.

>Is x item good?
I don't eat here, but guess what? I'm going to tell you that it's pretty good and give a general description of how it would taste like based on what it has in it. You don't really think I can tell you, "Oh, no, that item is absolutely garbage."

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>>38977972
>be me
>sales assistant in a shitty discount store
>get on with most of the members of staff and the others i either avoid or just don't talk to
>the customers though, fuck me are they either retarded or so self entitled it's unreal
>the location of the store is in a deprived area of the city i live in (about an hours journey via bus or a 2 hour walk from my place)
>customers usual complain about the prices of good or just flat out rude
>and the fucking comments they make while i'm on till is grating as fuck
> "oh if it doesn't scan that means its free" "when i come in i only plan on buying a few things guess i just get carried away" shit like that you hear daily
>about a year ago though we got a bunch of trainees sent to us
> one was an irish dude, hilarious fucker and chill as fuck, then there was this chubby bitch she is kind of annoying but mostly stay out of her way, and the other was this angst ridden sarcastic bitch
>eventually start talking to the angsty one and find out we have a lot in common, both enjoy a bit of animu (she enjoys a lot more newer stuff but still has pretty good taste i'm more of the late 80's early 90's manga entertainment stuff) she was also a big Kingdom hearts buff
>eventually she tags along to one of my after work drinks were we end up chatting again about vidya and common interest's
>that was a year ago and now she's my best friend, still work at the same place i got a second job at my local watering hole and managed to get her a job there aswell, even started to plan moving out together sometime soon

shit ain't been to bad, if anyones interested might post a few stories of the shit thats kicked down at our work place

>>38991312
>try to explain this
>doesn't work
>should have known
>now i'm stuck listen to his shit
>try to find something to do to get out of there
>one of the only times i hoped for customers
>none
>went to collect carts
>"I'LL COME WITH YOU ANON"
>nonononono.gif
>stuck doing the shittiest part of my job while listening to this babbling tard
>whatever again
>finally finish shift and get some peace and quiet
>don't seem him for another few weeks so i ask my other coworker where he went
>"some customer called him a nigger and he got pissed, i haven't heard from him since"
>kek
>the next day i ask my supervisor where he went
>"when he yelled at that customer he got called up to management and hasn't been back since"
>holy shit.jpg
>mfw he probably got fired
>mfw when i dont' have to listen to his bullshit anymore
(2/2)

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>>38991477
forgot the pic. not the best cuz i need to refill my reaction folder

>>38991094
Anon, people do all sorts of nasty shit to peoples food.

>>38977972
>work at office supply store
>it's actually pretty relaxed and not a lot of bad goes on there
>one day I'm split between register, the floor, and tech
>lol octopus in retail life
>stacking pens or shit, can't recall
>little old lady hobbles over
>"Hello, I'm looking to buy some name tags but it appears you only sell them in bulk..."
nigga what do you want me to do about that
>"I was wondering if we could take one out of the pack and I just buy one"
no?
>I do my best "we cannot do that for you ma'am" spiel but she's old and addled
>she keeps repeating herself and won't just drop the subject
>currently in an aisle and the only register person
>I need to speed this up quick because I just saw a customer walk towards the front
>proceed to run to the print center
>this is where we usually get new nametags for retard employees that lose theirs
>ask print boy for a new name tag
>"But you have one?"
listen
f u c k o
I need this now
>"What do you plan to do with it?"
who cares, gibe
>proceed to take the new nametag and walk to register
>old lady has wandered to front
>she's like a wandering gnat
>I ring up a couple customers I totally have been neglecting : )
>lady makes it to my register
>ring up this lady with a null item code and sell my OLD nametag for ten cents
that's right
I sold my name tag for ten cents
company made ten cents that day
bitch
>she smiles and walks off with my old scratched up name tag
>print boy later is all like
>"unga unga where'd that nametag go"
I sold it to a lady so she'd fuck off
>"oonga onga you can't sell company property!"
>cool manager that day found out I sold my nametag for ten cents
>he's always spread thin around the store and he was like "wtf I have better things to do than worry about that"
fuck to the off, print chad

And that's how I sold my name tag to make a customer fuck off. That's a story that recently was on my mind. It's just a retail story, not quite me being a punching bag but eh.

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>work at mcdicks
>get free food when done with shift
>witness new hire roastie go from petite to fatty
>tyrone tried to sue when he dropped his phone in fryer
>weeb fired for blaring animu intros on phone
>disturbed employee fired for shitting in trash can
>kendrick ladark tried rapping order
>fumbled words and ordered normally
>kathy christian tried suing over not getting sundays off
>went through 4 managers in 1 month
>amberlamps called because 5th burger made fatass comatose

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Working minimum wage breading fried chicken

They cut my hours and scheduled me one extra day so now I get paid the same and have to get out of bed another day

Fuck

>>38991630
The world is just awesome!

I worked as a hotel receptionist for 4 years before I saved enough money to go travelling.

Not exactly retail, but damn if we didn't have crazy shit happening all the time.

>work as a delivery truck driver for a construction company
>its a chill job and no one gives me a hard time, just have to deal with traffic but thats it
>got rear-ended the other day, but i was fine so i just dropped it while the guy got hit with careless driving
>all my coworkers telling me i should have sued

Idk. Doesn't seem worth it.

>>38991701
post stories senpai

>>38991544
yeah, I believe that. just trying to help a fellow anon. It's pretty serious if he spends 4 hours on the pot, shitting his own intestines out.

>>38991717
>showing up for midday-evening shift
>general manager and front office manager chatting in the back office
>general manager reaches for something and hands it to me
>"here anon, it's your turn to use the 'light, just remember to clean it after"
>he handed me a zombie themed fleshlight
>green latex and wrinkly skin and all
>mfw brain meltdown
>FOM and GM break into massive laughter
>turns out a guest forgot it in his room when he checked out that day
>housekeeping drew straws as to who should clean it up
>guest stored his luggage in the luggage room before leaving
>he came back some time during my shift and picked it up
>no idea who it was
>gave all single men picking up luggage a knowing smirk

>>38991745
Well food poisining isnt really going to kill you.
At worst youll shit ur guts out like he did.

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>work as a cashier at a small shop
>trying to get a giant box out of our backroom and am obviously struggling
>customer sees me struggling and stands right in front of me to ask where an item is and won't move until I help her
>mfw

>>38991717
>>38991769
>old german couple staying with us for a weekend
>housekeeping find an egg vibrator in their room after they leave
>me and coworker discuss whether to keep it or not
>we decide on throwing it the fuck out
>two days pass
>old german couple send us a mail that they forgot an "adult toy" in their room and if we can mail it to them
>we deny ever finding such a thing
>they write back a severely angry mail that they're 100% sure that they left it in the room
>coworker writes back something like "We are absolutely sure that we haven't found an egg vibrator in the room that you occupied, and even if we had it is company policy to throw such items out"
>german couple never mentioned in their email that it was such a vibrator
>never heard from them again

>>38991717
>>38991769
>>38991837
>conference week
>big medicinal conference with tonnes of big companies coming to the city
>room prices have been cranked up 2000%
>2000% fucking percent
>some British dickweed makes a booking for the week like a month before
>total price is around 10 grand
>non refundable
>he cancels the reservation after a week
>of course we don't refund the money
>he calls the hotel several times to complain
>one time he gets me on the phone
>he's fucking furious
>"Sir, as stated in the reservation agreement, a non-refundable reservation cannot be refunded under any circumstances"
>"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE THIS IS HIGHWAY ROBBERY"
>"Sir, usually we cancel non-refundable reservations if you cancel them on the same day as you make them, but it's been a week since you made yours so sadly it's not possible for a refund"
>"A WEEK!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SHORT A TIME THAT IS IN POLITICS!?"
>"...well sir, it's a very long time in the hotel business"
>he yells more inanities before hanging up on me
>boss commends me so much for handling that as a cold cunt

I have nothing left for retards who don't fully read the bookings they make. So many idiots book without breakfast when they think they do, book several months out in the future by mistake then get pissed when they can't get the same price for the day when they're standing in the reception and we have 3 rooms left, or most annoyingly book non-ref and then try to get a refund.

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>am a birdkeeper at a bird and deer park
>got called a retard by someone because I told them they can't smoke

hey now

>>38991204
Why do you give a shit? Are those sodas coming out of your paycheck?

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> Be me
> Be janitor at a hospital
> usually comfy job just have to mop floors and toss trash
> Tons of milf nurses
> One night one of the vegetables clawed out their cancer ridden vagina in the bathroom
> Vaginal discharge, blood, and the likes everywhere
> Nurses are supposed to clean and I'm supposed to disinfect biohazards
> Get paged to the room and they give me the typical, "We cleaned it to the best we could, anon." excuse
> Walk in
> THERE ARE LUMPS OF BLOODIED FLESH ON THE FLOOR
> Mop would pick it up
> Had to double wrap my hands in latex gloves to pick it up and put it in a bag
> Finish up and finish the rest of my work
> Come home and take a three-hour shower
> Lay on my bed wondering why I don't just end it
> Job gets progressively more disgusting after that

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>>38992095
I feel you anon. I did exactly that for a year non.

Also, I remember when I got my first job, I just dreaded waking up in the morning knowing that I only had a few hours to myself before it'd be time to go to work. I thought that it was the job itself, that if I found something different, I'd stop feeling that way. Eventually I quit that job (call center) and found something else, and then quit again and found another.
And yet I've never stopped feeling this horrifying sense of dread. Every single day. Anyone else know this feel?

>>38992186
Yes, ive had it ever since i got my first job.
Its not working the job itself thats the worst, no, its the time leading up to the inevatable pain of an 8 hour shift that has given me chronic stomach pains and anxiety.

Geek Squad here
You need literally 0 computer experience to work there. Just be nice to people and sell protection plans and corporate will now at your feet.

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>>38979318
> worked in a grocery store
> had to clean the bathrooms
> do everything to get them decent, even cleaning the latches (those are never cleaned)
> try to be proud of my work
> get accused of taking longer than my coworkers, who no doubt half-assed it

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This is from a job I had before but here it is:
>working as a graphic designer for a store.
>had to do stock boy stuff and move fridged and microwaves that weights a lot.
>had to take a heavy microwave in a hot day from one of the stores to the other one that was half a street away.
>the house of some bully from junior school was in the middle of the two stores.
>he keeps staring at me while I was working and sweating.
Just end my life please

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>>38990589
>>38987887
Massive difference between cooking for yourself and cooking in some sort of restaurant facility

> you do all the work but can't eat any of it, best case is pay for a portion
> have to do it their way, even if their way ruins the taste
> do everything super-fast
> no room to screw up

god this thread is terrible
Can't read half the shit you retards attempt to write.
are you all phone posters or just lazy idiots?

>>38991469
>oh I only came in for one item but I ended up buying 20 2 liters of soda hehe
fuck off

>>38992390
Fucking hell
Why did the bullies win anon?
Why did they not get punished?
Our parents always said what comes around gos around, BUT IT WASNT TRUE
WHY DO THEY GET TO BE HAPPY WHILE WE SUFFER
WE DONT DESERVE THIS

>>38992554
I dont really see a problem, did you post in the wrong thread or are you a non native english speaker?

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Reading this thread just makes me appreciate that i got a comfy minimum wagecuck job.
After hours Janitor for office buildings seems so much better than retail hell.

The lesson learned is to avoid any work where you are in regular contact with normies and the general public.

>>38991675
I recently quit my chicken breading job of 2 years. Was so sick of that shit job. Only had 4 hour shifts and worked 6 days a week.

My new job is dishwasher as place across the street, I work 7-8 hour days and get 2 days off. Almost make twice as much. Was so worth it

>>38981421
My manager threatened to fire me because I don't smile enough.

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>work at petsmart as cashier
>seems like nearly half our customer base is old people
>they treat the pin pad/card reader like a piece of alien technology, have to walk them through it every time

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>>38990797
I shower, brush my teeth and coat my pits in deo right before work and I still feel like I stink.

>>38989156
are you a manager at least?

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>>38993847
pic related worked for me. its some industrial strength antiperspirant you are supposed to use once a week. i use the it night before every day i work. you can probably get a knock off brand for cheaper.

>>38977972
Fall for the Wal-mart meme

Get SJW boss who seemed to never be off my back about (((muh misogyny)))

>>38979318
>work at Papa John's as a driver
>usually work late or closing shift, cleaning up the store towards the end of my shift
>became a perfectionist due to working for 2 years and dealing with different coworkers who may or may not do as well of a job at cleaning
>one of the managers would show surprise and concern in why I'm doing everything
>tell them that nobody knows how to clean the store properly so I have to do it myself

If you work there long enough you'll start to speed up on your cleaning while getting the same results.

>>38980856
Shit employers, shit attitudes.

My uncle used to work there back in 2000.

>>38985379
Yeah, I don't get obnoxious people like that; they see everybody as their friend regardless if you show resentment towards them.

>>38987735
Holy shit.

I pay my taxes on time...

IM STILL GETTING KEKED!!!!

>>38995202
Cucked...

Since when is keked on autocorrect?

>>38980021
I always get customers bitching at me over how many people are working on a given day.
As if I have any control whatsoever over the schedule.

I basically get paid to paint wood shit with a bunch a 15 year old girls a jew and a spic, water plants and help out at a farmers market once a week.

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>>38980423
where do I get the SS one?

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If you had the option of working at a grocery store being a cashier or stocking, which would you choose? Either job is open and my manager is letting me choose which department I'm in.

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>>38995441
Stocking. Easily.

>>38994268
Never. A manager makes $300 more a month and has to work 30-40 hours more for that money. It'd be stupid to be a manager.

>>38995532
But you can earn managing skills to put on your resume and look for another, better paying job.

>>38995441
Choose stocking anon, wether it be during the day or at night it is FAR less hectic than working a till.

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>work as a dishwasher
>listen to my own music
>eat for literally free as long as I can make whatever it is i'm eating
>never talk to customers
>always by myself
>make 14/hr because i've worked at the same place for 4 yeasr

>>38995554
That's why our managers have been managers for the last 10-20 years.

>>38980447
>expecting people to know or care about an obscure state specific law
lmaoing@ur pathetic min wage life

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>be me
>lifeguard, 16
>been working at dog shit county pool for 2 summers
>every night same wrinkly old chink comes to swim laps around closing
>we kick him out at 8, closing
>have to clean bathrooms
>everyday he has the same routine
>take off all his clothes in the shower area
>walk all the way to the toilets
>push out several massive smelly rice balls with door open while still fully nude
>don't flush
>walk back over to showers
>cough up mucus and moan for twenty minutes
I fucking hate this guy so much
I've seen his old wrinkly sack one too many times
>hosing bathroom one day after closing
>the fucker just dropped a massive log and didn't flush
>make eye contact
>"sir can you please flush that"
> turns and walks to the shower
The cleaner we use is very strong and gives mild acid burns
>splash some on the fuckers feet
Oops
>start nonchalantly spraying him and his belongings with hose
>he starts moaning aggressively
>snatches his bag and runs, fully nude into the parking lot
>haven't seen him since

>>38995712
That was basically my first job.
There technically wasn't a separate dishwasher position, but everybody else bitched when they had to do it and I didn't care because it was way easier.
Plus I made the same as the other guys anyways. Only real downsides were the shitty hours and constant drama with the fucking servers.

>>38995877
When I was swimming regularly there was some disgusting old Asian guy who would be there at the same time, and every few lengths he'd go back up a fat glob of mucus into the filter at the side of the pool.
I have no idea what it is about old Asians and fucking horking everywhere but it's nasty as hell.

>>38979203
Hahahahahha look at the thread now you cuck. Go lust after a cock

>>38995712
You truly are king of kings anon.

How do you do it? Some tips maybe?

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> Be me
>Student working part-time at a fast food place
>Works front counter serving customers
>Customers trying to play hero and getting shitty at me for doing add on sales
>Customers who can't speak English taking 3000 years to order their meal laughing at me because I can't speak their stupid language
>Customers throwing their shit at me when I'm changing the bins
>Customers leaving their half-finished food and garbage all over the tables when there's a bin literally five fucking steps away
>Customers paying for $10 meals in 20 cent coins, then getting shitty at me for taking a while to count
>Customers changing their orders after I put the sale through
>Customers getting mad at me for the price, as if I look like the CEO of the motherfucking company
>Co-workers not telling me when we don't have things in stock then expecting me to magically know
>Co-workers bossing me around
>Co-workers blaming me for their mistakes
>Co-workers bringing their shitty moods to the workplace

I should be ready to kill myself any day now

I quit my job at Ace Hardware, Joann Fabrics, and Home Depot. I live unemployed in my brothers office on a floor mattress now. I have $120 to my name currently, I have no intentions on ever going back to retail again, literally anything is better than that shit.

>>38993671
Got fired from a wood fired pizza trailer because I didn't know how to work the front when i didnt get taught how to work the front and because i didnt smile cause i was too confused and nervous

>>38992318

The worst feel of wageslavin

>>38996448
Become a garbage man or something

>>38992554

>live at job
>can only post from phone
Ducking idiot :^)

>>38995392
mugs mugs mugs

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I just got a job doing delivery for Pizza Hut. It is my first job since I got out of the Navy and it isn't too bad. I am also using my GI Bill so I am taking in the dough.
>Pic related
My delivery area.

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>>38996782
>edge of the sea
>all those one-story buildings

>>38996845
Yeah Hawaii is fucked when ever the next big hurricane/tsunami comes. Hopefully it helps clear out the goddamn homeless.

>>38996782
Comfy
I hate living in a big city

>>38996912
Honolulu is a decent size city. Traffic of the island is horrible.

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>>38979318
>>38992318
>Worked in a service station on the motorway
>Get asked to clean the coffee machines
>Do it thoroughly because the nozzles get covered in disgusting orange shit
>No one else cleans them as well as I do
>Manager bitches at me for taking too long when there's literally no customers or anything else to do anyway

got fired from the job i've had for a year and a half today lads. it's over.

>really wanna quit my dunkin job
>scared of not having money
Ahhhh

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>Work with a NEET sperg feminist.
>Get on with him pretty well surprisingly, talk about Dark Souls.
>Some Chad comes in.
>"Brahs, the boss upstairs is fucking yelling because you two aren't up there helping out, he's really pissed off."
>"Okay dude whatever."
>"Seriously, man, you two should get up there."
>We actually were working.
>Go upstairs.
>Boss sees us.
>"Alright lads."
>Chad looks at me and my feminist friend like he just totally bamboozled us.
Funny thing is everyone thought he was a fucking freak after that. I guess normalfags don't win them all.

>>38980886
I work 9pm to 6am, Monday through Friday. I legit don't mind it. I get paid a little more for working past midnight, no customers bother me, i get to work in peace and listen to my own music.

This is much better than my last job. I never had a set schedule, so i could jave opened at 8 one day and closed at midnight the nect, etc,

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>Put in a holiday form.
>Rejected.
>"Anon you have to put them in really early."
>Put in a holiday for 8 weeks early.
>Rejected.
>"Anon you have to put them in really early."
>Put in a holiday form 16 weeks early.
>Rejected.
I give up.
>New employee comes along.
>Works for two weeks.
>"Haha Anon I'm off next week :)"
???

>>38993671
>Anon you don't talk to your co-workers enough, can you please open up a bit.
>Anon you do nothing but talk to your co-workers.

>>38992083
lol no the company doesn't even pay for its own soda syrup, coke gives it to us for free because advertising but we still charge 3.29 a cup

it's more annoying that guests know they can take advantage of the company's reputation/niceness, plus these guests would always cut in front of the line to get their refills which makes the guests waiting behind them pissy and screws up my workflow

>work retail for years so I know the hell
>get line production job after I move country
>think I escaped the worst
>ohboy.jpg
>12 hour shifts with one hour unpaid break
>get treated like a dog by supervisor
>bite the bullet because Muh jerb is a jerb and I have no safety net if I quit anymore since different country
>eventually get promoted to quality control
>think I've finally escaped from being in then bottom of the job market barrel
>ohgolly.jpg
>recieve no real training
>still same pay
>made to work night shift on second week, doing Qc for two production lines instead of one but all management fucks off
>first thing supervisors do is threaten to make my life hell if I write down in my paperwork anything that goes wrong (everything goes wrong)
>they're chummy with the company owners themselves
>anxiety gets so bad I start taking medication to cope
>medication gives me brain fog which makes me fuck up, but now I don't give a shit
>have to stop taking it so I stop fucking up
>realize they didn't care about me doing any real QC but were required to have one by law and this way they could throw me under the bus when something went wrong
>ask to go back to production line
>but anon we really need you there! Shifts and pay will get better!
>end up quitting a couple months later and get a new job within a week, throwing shit into a grinder 8 hours a day for higher pay

It's much better now but for God's sake I really need to get my studies sorted out if only to join the firemen or some shit.

Some stories incoming

>>38997262
>work with a NEET
I don't think you understand what that word means.

>>38997401
He was, he quit after a few weeks and went back to mommy and tendies 4 life.

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>Get a phone interview.
>"Okay Anon, for this interview we're going to do some roleplay. Are you ready?"
>"Yep."
>"Okay, so I'm a customer and-"
>*Hang up*

>>38992186
>>38992259
Yeah. At some point though I learned to stop watching the clock and get lost in my own thoughts. My job is so mind-numbingly retarded a monkey could do it. It's basically akin to grinding for hours in an RPG. I look at the clock and 7 hours have past and it feels like 2.

>>38997389
>make bases for frozen pizza
>dough gets transported and cut down a belt, then manually placed in huge racks by poorly trained workers, then taken to a prover, then an oven, then put through a giant freezer to reach -5c for decontamination and finally good bases get boxed and sent in a pallet after going through a metal detector while crap ones get discarded
>ideally, that is
>idiot doing the mixing can barely read English so he fucks up something in the ingredients making dough consistency shit
>supervisor recycles far more dough than he's supposed to because the owners want to save money, causing the quality to be trash
>weight supposed to be 180-200g
>is 140-220 instead
>even though I'm supposed to stop the line until they fix that in reality they just keep going because owners said whoever stops the line or places a pallet on hold can go home
>As expected end product quality is trash
>while im trying to fix the fucking weight the supervisor tells the guy in the freezer belt to stack bases on top of eachother even though they don't reach temperature requirement this way and tells guys in packing to pack misshapen or burnt bases just so he can meet his fucking targets
>halfway through the day head QA drops by
>tell her the situation, but as owners as greedy cunts intead of placing all the pallets we've made on hold I'm made to take 2 sample boxes from each pallet we've made and weigh them
>one box from the edge and one box from the middle
>each pallet has 63 boxes in them
>we made about 12 pallets

Cont.

>>38997793
>have to do this before my shift ends and while juggling hourly checks on different points of the production line and any new problems
>all the while the metal detector keeps going off because the temperature is fucked
>by regulation I have to go and individually check the bases in the box in the 00.01% chance it is metal
>somehow I fucking manage
>quality was below standard but they decided to fucking send the pallets anyway
>still have 1 hour left in my shift, just enough to complete daily checks
>pretty fed up but after running all around I only have the end of shift checks for the metal detector
>the guy making the pallets fucks something up so there's an inconsistency in the stock record
>all he literally had to do is place pallet labels with an increasing count and write down the time on the corresponding entry
>just about done at this point
>take the stock binder and start power walking to the warehouse to sort it out, forgetting about finishing my 12hr shift in time
>as I walk past the metal detector I see the dickhead supervisor shoving a bunch of boxes down the belt one after the other
>"wait... You're not supposed to do th-"
>almost in slow motion watch the first box get rejected by the detector due to not meeting temperature standard courtesy of fuckhead supervisor
>as the reject arm pulls back a second box gets stuck between it and the machine
>it fucking bends this industrial metallic arm like putty, causing a part of the metal plate to burrow into the plastic belt as it still moves, completely fucking it up
>...before I run my fucking final check
>lose it and yell "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" while smashing binder against the floor
>Qas and managers cared more about me showing up the next day than anything else
>get to go home early, checks be fucking damned
>all while still getting paid the same as the Fucker who couldn't count in increments of 1 and the idiot who couldn't read english

Trust me robots, there are fates worse than retail.

>work evening shift in retail store, supposed to be 3 shop staff minimun
>only 2 of us from 4pm onwards but they count the security guard as a third
>even though he works for a different company and isnt allowed to do shop stuff
>hes always busy anyway because we're in a shit area
>shoplifters deny theyve got anything after you watch them pocket shit
>even though we dont do anything when they give it back
>if theyre polite when theyre caught we start pretending we didnt see anything
>everytime the area manager is in the day supervisor watches shoplifters on the cameras
>knowing you cant get from the back office to the front door before they get away
>keeps getting commended by area manager because of his dilligence againts thieves despite never having actually stopped or even met one

I ended up getting promoted to supervisor because whenever i was in there were notably fewer incidents and staff harassment. Management never realised it was because i let people steal shit

>>38987887
I doubt they were going to pay him more to cook as well.

>>38980765
stop being a little fucking bitch holy shit

What's wrong with american customers, seriously? Why are so many people complete cunts? Shit like that never goes down here, we have like one rowdy customer a year.

>>38979318
I got some hellmart stories as a former janitor.

> about to leave at 7am because of a long night.
> lazy ass day shift is late. bitch store manager tells me to clean up a stall in women's bathroom.
> go in there to see the damage.
> O Fortuna.mp3
> the handicap stall is clogged with piss and shit and rising because of the retarded self flush.
> put my hand on the sensor to stop it. The toilet stops and it's at the brink of overflowing.
> can't move or will be covered in shit.
> REEEEEEE bloody murder to get someone to help me!!!
> stocker comes in and runs to grab cardboard.
> We prepare to move my hand and place the cardboard over the sensor. Now I know what the bomb squad on those tv shows go through.
> 24 theme.mp3
>I move my hand fast and he moves just as fast.
> It doesn't set off the sensor. Tape that shit up and tell bitch manager to call a plumber.
> leave unscathed. still panicking as I leave the store.

pro tip. Women's bathrooms are the absolute worse to clean. Godspeed janitor bros!

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>>38999479
I brace myself before coming in the women's room.
>Work in restaurant
>Bitch throws a fit because we won't give her a discount for being a military wife
>Later clean the bathroom
>Paper towels jammed in toilet
>Bloody tampon on top
>Blood smeared on walls
>Know it was her
Honestly it was probably more gross to do that than it was to clean it up

>Massive hambeast waddles in
>Goes into bathroom
>Uh oh
>Get busy and forget
>Go back in later
>Shit on tank of toilet
>Toilet tilted to side
>Seat cracked entirely in half
How