/britfeel/

Comfy feels today lads

>>38976636
yeah can we have a decent thread for once??

I heard a 15 yo kid was slain by a man wielding a samurai sword in Britain.

Is it true?

>>38976636
How you spending your day my comfy lad?

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>>38976647
Which one of you cunts did it

>>38976647
yes. was me. am died

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I've been sent lots of paperwork to get a job, I'm not sure where to start lads, there's so much.

>>38976643
Aye
>>38976671
Probably going to test out the guitar, broadband is offline until at least 4 so a little uncomfy but I think I'll be reading some books to make up for it

>>38976704
I always get angry when the internet is cut off but then I realize how much more productive I can be. Wish it would happen more often tbqh

>>38976711
They cut me off so often these days I've stopped giving a fuck, think I'll ask for a refund on all the hours I've been put offline - less about the money and more about costing them the inconvenience of taking money out of their pocket, giving it back and if enough people do that it won't look very good to shareholders
Gives me comfy thoughts

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VERY important question here lads.
How deep do you go when wiping your bum? I wipe around the hole, use wet wipes, and it feels like the job is done but then when I go about my day my bum starts to get itchy like I haven't wiped enough. Am I supposed to stick it all the way up there? Pls help

>>38976743
What provider do you have lad? 10 quid it's Virgin

I'm an extremely bad man. SWMBO made a beef/pork/veal ragu last night which is supposed to be for dinner tomorrow (it needs to 'mature') apparently.

Just had a bowl for lunch. I shall be spanked (hopefully).

>>38976768
Just earned yourself 10 quid lad

>>38976772
What is SWMBO

>>38976772
the fuck is a SWMBO

>>38976772
>it needs to mature
You need to mature you pathetic waste of space

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>fapping to femdom on /d/
>read this
>mind goes to ebony and his degenerate sexual fetishes
>fap ruined
You will pay for this dearly, mould boi

>>38976743
Holy shit I'm with Virgin and they do the same thing, I'm from Cambridgeshire, are you the same?
Ever month or so they always send me that cunty letter saying the internet will go off for a few minutes at x time, when it actually goes off for up to 6 hours in the evening, at the wrong date.

>>38976759
I touch the actual ringpiece but i dont go inside. Pretty sure its partly prolapsed anyway but im too scared to look. I'm so intensive because i have a lot of bum hair so dont want poo to get stuck on it.

>>38976806
*ebin, although ebony might be a clever play on his name given recent events

>>38976788
>>38976790

She Who Must Be Obeyed.

>>38976805
>You need to mature you pathetic waste of space

Yeah, but let's face it, not gonna happen now, is it?

>>38976787
Haha I knew it. Glad I moved house and have BT now, Virgin was a nightmare to deal with.
I know it's not easy to change provider but look into it mate, assuming BT is decent in your area

>>38976827
is that your mum or some kind of gf lad?

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>>38976806
>>38976824
Ebin has patrician fetishes what are you on about

>>38976839

That would be my wife anon.

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>>38976820
>prolapsed
You take it up the bum lad? I'm with you on the bum hair, might consider shaving it to help the cleaning process

>>38976848
What's marriage like mate? How long you been married?

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>>38976820
that is absolutely foul lad

>>38976867
>what's marriage like
This faggot calls her She Who Must Be Obeyed and gets spanked. How do you think it is?

>>38976839
Sounds like it's femdomwife-anon

>>38976827
>she who must be obeyed
You sound like the old gadge at my work who refers to his wife as 'the boss'.

You lads are a fucking joke.
My ex-wife tried to be in charge, but I snipped that in the bud pretty quick.

she left me because I was 'stubborn' so maybe you're doing it right.

>>38976861
No, i think its because i used to have bowel problems so the constant pooing may have done it. My farts dont make a noise nowadays.

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Anybody else /friendless/ here?
How do I deal with these feels?
Preferably without killing myself, tried that already.

>>38976867

I said seven years the other night and was tersely informed that it's eight. But whose counting?

As >>38976874 says, I call her SWMBO and get spanked when I'm 'bad'. Use your imagination.

>>38976881

Yes, because both he and I are deadly serious in reporting our relationship standing to you in anecdotal conversation anon.

Glad you spotted that TBQH.

>>38976881
Nah you did the right thing anon. You need to put your foot down like you did before they walk all over you.
You just need to find yourself a woman who is ok with being submissive and letting the man take control (probably rare)

>>38976873
You're not wrong mate, my arse is an utter mess

>>38976888
Yeah I'm friendless. Not sure how you deal with them, seems like a silly thing to ask a man trapped in a well how to escape a well.

>>38976881
I think it's a bit tongue in cheek lad.
Like 'ball and chain'

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>>38976827
>She Who Must Be Obeyed.

>>38976759
>use wet wipes,
I hope you don't flush them.
Ijust wipe until there's no poo stains on the tissue. sometimes "digging" into the hole but not like shoving it all the way in.

>>38976820
took a sneaky peak at my bum last shower and it didn't look like in the trap threads. I think I might be partly prolapsed too.

>>38976935
There is a truth hidden behind every joke

>>38976963

Presumably there's a truth hidden behind you then lad?

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>tfw writing suicide note
>therapeutic as fuck
>also feel more committed to actually killing myself as I type more things out
>realise that I actually want to be alive when people read it because I need to see their reactions to it but also I don't because they'd try to stop me

Any suicidal anons feel this way? I really wish I could give it to them and say "This is how I feel" then after they've read it I could go and kill myself.

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stop posting about your buttholes ffs

>>38976945
>I hope you don't flush them
I-I used to. I put them in the bin now because I found out they mess up your plumbing

>>38976945
>>38976924
You lads really need to go the doctor or something, that's not normal
t. tight arsehole owner

>>38976812
Inner London, I get no warnings and they just cut me off and recently it's been multiple times a day for varying lengths
" Fixed by the 9th " yeah alright Virgin
>>38976832
Aye, I shouldn't be here for too long hopefully, year at most so I'm not amazingly bothered considering BT actually didn't bother doing anything, sent guys around to sort it all out and they went into the roof and did fuckall it turns out

>>38976977
That's what fb is for lad.

>>38976963
Many a true word is spoken in jest

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>>38976975
Of course, I am a walking joke after all. We all are

>>38977010

Some more than others anon.

>>38976992
will have another look tonight. hoping it was just a fat shit that upset it and now it's recovered

>>38976977
Sounds like what you want is a failed suicide attempt.

>>38976995
>see people post suicidal posts on FB sometimes.
>see hundreds of comments saying 'don't do it we love you'.
Wonder if anyone actually went to the persons house to help, or even called the police.

>tfw post the nike logo and hope they get the reference.

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>>38977042
If I made a similar post I doubt I'd get a response as good.

>>38976977
I get that sometimes where I want to kill myself and see how people react afterwards and what happens next.
but that can't physically happen unless I fake my death.
and then it's just more trouble than worth.

>>38976992
Thanks for the advice lad. First on the agenda is shave my arse so the doctor doesnt have too see any mashed in poo.

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I just spent 50 pounds on a pair of panties from a reddit user. Does this make me a cuck?
It was u/sarah_xxx if you're interested. They should arrive in a few days.

>>38977082
>sarah_xxx
>there doesn't seem to be anything here
yeah you're a cuck

>>38977082
>Does this make me a cuck?

No. This...

>>38977082
>It was u/sarah_xxx if you're interested.

Makes you a shill.

Dad tripped over the dog in the kitchen (it's about 6 months from dead I'd say, 2 legs gone and limps everywhere, I don't like dogs but it's a lovely doggo) and got mad and kicked it in his legs. This pissed me off so I told him not to kick the dog and he went bright red and walked towards me and said Dont tell me what to do!

He's old but he is huge compared to me so I was a bit intimidated, I told him to stop acting like a child everytime he does something wrong

>>38976977
fake your death and read shit on fb

>>38977127
Your dad is a prick. Is he mentally ill?

>>38977127

Looking forward to the episode when he kicks the fuck out of you rather than the dog TBQH lad.

>>38977127
Sounds like your dads got problems. Might be worth just keeping quiet and biding your time, talking back will just make things more difficult. Some people dont want to change.

>>38977127
You're a good guy anon. Defend doggo pls

>>38977036
>Sounds like what you want is a failed suicide attempt
Aka an attention grab. Friendly reminder women attempt suicide far more often than men but men successfully commit suicide for often. We're even better at killing ourselves!

>>38976759
You should always shower after pooing

>>38977082
I've seen her pics/gifs before, she's really hot. But people who buy used panties are the lowest of the lowest. You should be ashamed

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It's a nice sunny day lads. Anyone going outside?
I'm just about to head off to the gym and to get some stuff for my bike

>>38977082
You know she hasn't actually worn them yea?

Still, the placebo affect is strong

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>>38977273
A lot of them send panties with the request that they have period blood or poo stains in them, 'worn for 3 days' or whatever. It's abhorrent

>>38977273
>You know she hasn't actually worn them yea?
She claims to wear them for 24 hours. I'll smell them when they arrive to determine if that was the case. Not that I know what a woman actually smells like.

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>>38976888

Would you consider the way in which you feel to have been onset by the resulting loneliness or the feeling of personal disappointment in failing to hold companionship?

>>38977082
Post a pic of her. I can't find her when I search

>ywn be able to buy your waifu's heels
Reeeeee she has so many to spare

>>38977312
reddit.com/u/sarah_xxx
Use this link.

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>>38977312
It's because you were looking for a user, she has her own subreddit.

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>>38977312

Here's one of her "helpers" anon.

lads whats the cure for apathy

>can't understand my muzzie colleage
>tired of asking him to repeat himself
>just nod and say yes when he asks me something
am I a racist?

>>38977366
Mini golf
t

>>38977366
empathy
origi

>>38977366
Finding someone you care about.

>>38977374
muzzies shouldn't be given call centre jobs when no one can understand them and their english is hardly better than a 10 year old's. not racist

>>38977374
I'm the same trying to understand anyone from Manchester. So unless that makes me racist too.

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I just want to be a good boy

>>38977366

Who cares?

Originality is in many instances massively overrated.

>looking for a flat to rent
>they are all fucking tenements
Really don't want to move into one of these shit holes lads

>>38977436
What's a tenement?

>>38977448
The big fuck of blocks of flats with like 10+ floors.
Tower blocks like Glenfell would be called a tenement. It's a Scottish thing.

>>38977436
Which city lad?

Original city

>>38977436
Never been in one, what's so bad about them lad?

>>38977459
Ah. Those don't sound really nice, probably full of pakis. Have you tried filtering your search by the type of property? You can put that you're just lookinh for a house share

>>38977448
What >>38977459 said basically. They are fucking terrible, always really cold as the windows are shit, full of pakis, ridiculously big rooms, no parking, and the front door is always left open so they get robbed all the time.
>>38977467
Glasgow, found a couple of decent looking ones which hopefully aren't in terrible areas

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>>38977307
Both.
I managed to drive all my friends away with my shitty behaviour. I got diagnosed as Bipolar earlier this year but it doesn't excuse it.
Then when I apologised and took them out for drinks they laughed in my face over it and plainly said that they've never been my friends despite that.

>>38977474

You get to be Rab C. Nesbitt's bum boy.

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Everything is coming up Lain, boys!

Well, I still suck terribly at Rocket League, but oh well!

>your mum gets you a pepe tshirt
>she doesn't know its a meme
>she says it's a fun happy toad tshirt
wat do

>>38977654
>wat do
Post a picture obviously

>>38977654

You could say thank you....

>>38977654
Wear it proudly at home. Tell her thank you.

Right lads I don't remember what happened to my galaxy s6 edge after a night of drinking and this morning found my phone off. When I tried to charge it the symbol of the charge wouldn't go for about 3 minutes and slowly charged. When I turned it on the Samsung intro repeated itself for minutes also.

The home button doesn't work, but fingerprint does. The two keys next to it work, but don't light up sometimes the Google app randomly launches.

The seal in the sim card wasn't tripped so I'm not entirely sure. Yesterday before I went out my music on the music stock player was skipping a few times a song, when I restarted the phone the Samsung introduction then took minutes as well. Warm when charging and sometimes the lock button won't work

I highly doubt this is water damage but probably will be. Does any one have any idea aye?

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>>38977654
Thank your mum for being nice and wear that pepe with pride

>>38977692
That's what you get going out and drinking you fucking normie

>>38977436
it can't be a tenement unless it's on a dirty street, walked and worn by shoeless feet

>>38977716
I was out with me family

>>38977692
Dry it out just in case.
If it still fucks up then maybe take it to the store you bought it. They amy be able to help.

>>38977716

Hush mollusc-y mollusc!

Trips are now being generated using my GPU, at a rate that's about 50 times faster. The sky is the limit now.

>>38977667
>>38977689
>>38977700
its good to hear that /britfeel/ is #goodboys4mummy

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>>38977790
Ballsed that one up, didn't I? Really should be putting these in by hand.

>>38977692
My note 4 has a similar issue. I was drunk and may have been sick over it.
Do what >>38977759 said. Just dry it out and try it later. I left mine for around 4 days before trying again.

Still working a year later.

>>38977139
I honestly think he is, he's one of the most childish people alive

>>38977147
I doubt he would never hurt something that could hurt him back desu

>>38977164
I've dealt with it for years, he use to sperg out on me and my brother a bit when we was kids, nothing too bad and he hasn't done it in years. I just hate how my mum always defends him, later on she asked me what he was shouting about so I explained and she said oh you do exaggerate he said he only pushed it out the way, stop trying to start trouble.

>>38977838
>I doubt he would never hurt something that could hurt him back desu

But he should take responsibility and fix his mistakes. I don't know you anon, but I know he'd break you in fucking two.

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>tfw next day off from slavery is Monday

T-thanks Mr Shekelberg! Going to buy lots of frivolous stuff online to make myself feel better desu

tune
https://youtu.be/zUr5_QVPCAI

>>38977797
Comfy /britfeel/ is goodboy /britfeel/

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Broke my glass knocking it over like a sperg, now I have to wear shoes in my own room like some sort of prisoner.

>>38977906
Proper banger there lad
here's another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP8v81GtDuE

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>>38977982
did you consider picking up the broken glass?

>>38978003
I picked up most of it but I'm scared of little fragments.

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>>38977906
>>38977989
>posting youtube songs.
Yep, it's that time of the day when the thread is going stagnent.

The verve are fucking boss though lad.

Loving this whole /britrock/ comeback too. Seems the kids are all getting into the 90s britbands.

>>38978036

I saw their first last gig. Slane, Ireland... Umm... Fuck can't remember the year. Bloody good day though.

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>>38978036
Not a fan of the britpop/oasis era stuff t b h but early shoegaze The Verve were the shit. What recent bands are you talking about? I'm a bit out of the loop with what's trending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uUoaq_X8oc

my top 5 human beings of all time

1. Karl Marx
2. Richard Dawkins
3. John Cena
4. Owen Jones
5. Kurt Cobain

>>38978035
You can vacuum your floor you loser.

It's quite telling you would rather wear shoes in your bedroom forever instead of vacuuming.

>>38977865
I feel like he could knock me out yeah, that's why I can't do much if he hurts one of the animals or my mum. I will try though

>>38978113
Hehe nice bait
Here's the PATRICIAN top 5 coming through:
1. Diogenes
2. Jesus
3. Marx
4. Nietzsche
5. Ebin

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>>38977989
>>38978074
Actually, I take back the negative comment about the youtube vids.
I've just went and looked out A storm in heaven CD just because this song made me really want to listen to that album agan.

Also the britpop/oasis era they were still good, but I get not everyone liked the change.

I always prefered verve, Suade, Sleeper, urusei yatsura over oasis and blur.

Speaking of Sleeper, I was listening to IT girl on the way to my parents house today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSe3dV7dPYw

>slowdrive.
Good shout lad.
Did you listen to their new album, it's a solid comeback album to be fair.

As for what bands I was on about. I meant the fact that Richard Ashcroft, Liam Gallagher (his new stuff seems quality) etc are coming back into vogue.

>tfw Stone roses tried to come back, realised that while they had one great album and one good album, Ian Brown is a better solo artist, and the roses are somewhat irrelavent.

I still saw them at hampden though.

>>38978144
I can't vacuum while there's water on my floor, how about stop being rude.

>dry the floor
What do you think I'm doing in between shitposting? I've still got to wear shoes to do that.

>>38978159
>slowdrive
I always type this when I say slowdive. No idea why.

>mummy finally got our limited edition morrisons foot long sausage roll for just a pound
>the bloody dog took it off the kitchen work top
fuck sake lads

>>38978185
kick its legs

>>38978159
Britpop?
More like shitpop

>>38978163

Top molluscing.

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>>38978159
Aye music discussion is always comfy when there's nothing else to talk about. I guess I need to check out that stuff, I think it's just the bad reputation of the britpop stuff putting me off

Haven't got round to Slowdive's newest, haven't heard the best things about. Still working my way through their older eps

The only Stone Roses song I like is I Wanna Be Adored. Am I a pleb?

>>38978150
good list except you should replace Jesus with Buddha

>>38977865
imagine being this bitter l m a o

:(

>>38977654
Can we see this tshirt lad

>>38978253
it was just a hypothetical thought experiment, lad

>>38978245
Buddha was probably more wise but Jesus had way more impact

>>38978249

No room for useless eaters lad

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Any /bikewhizz/ here? I've got a flat tyre and I don't want to go into the shop for them to do it for me, I want to fix it myself but I don't know how.

I looked online and it's saying I need a spanner and a bike level and all of this shit to fix it. Wat do

>>38977836
Will do, home button starting to work again but the phone is very warm a lot

>>38978320
>I looked online and it's saying I need a spanner and a bike level and all of this shit to fix it. Wat do

Take a wild guess.

>>38978238
To be fair, it gets a bad rap because oasis, blur and pulp pretty much run the scene, 2 were middle class pretending to be poor, and the other was a group of yobs.

Nothing wrong with that, wanna be adored is there best song.

>>38978320
is this a push bike or not?

>>38978305
And who is a useless eater?

>>38978369

The gobbet of mad whore's cunt grease who was yapping about his dad. Needs put down and his father should really be responsible.

Things like that should slip in the bath when they're young, if you know what I mean.

>>38978406
You should find something else to do

>>38978363
Not sure what a push bike is. It's a road bike I think with flat handle bars

>>38978336
REEEEEEE why can't I just pull the wheel off. Now I have to go out and buy those things

>>38978413

Nah, yer alright chum.

>>38978294
I agree but tbf the main reason Jesus had so much impact is because of the roman empire manipulating Christianity for political reasons. I reckon you can learn a lot more from Buddha. Jesus is still dope though, he might have been wiser if he lived for longer.

>>38978416
does it have pedals or an engine you spanner

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>>38976616
surprise surprise 105

>>38978456
O-oh. Just pedals

>>38977127
That's horrible, I understand he was annoyed but that's just ridiculous. Post your old doggo please

>>38978456
>spanner
Could do with one of those

>>38978489
Halfrods lad.
Get a lifetime guarantee lad.
If it snaps (it shouldn't) or any other kind of damage, just take it to halfords and they'll swap it.

It's better than snap-on. (5x the price and no lifetime guarantee.)

>>38978465
if you want to fix the puncture you need a puncture repair kit, you can buy one online and use that as long as the puncture isn't huge

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Any of you lads have any hope that things will get better?

>>38978540
He can get them in the poundshop too if he wants one today. All he needs to do is cycle up the town.

>>38978481
I only have one picture, and I dont want to get doxxed. hes a german shepard

I COULD FUCK A DUCK

>>38978561
>turn 25
>get a girl
>now 30
>have wife, and kid on the way.

Nah, it just got worse and worse lad. Should have stayed single.

>>38978561
I hope that things will be a steady level of ok.

>>38978596
Do you dislike having a child or dislike having a wife? Did you dislike having a gf?

>>38978596
grass is always greener on the other side lad. if you where a 30 year old virgin you would probably be saying the opposite

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>>38978585
>would YOU fuck a duck?

>>38978145
Get to him while he's asleep lad.

This is going to sound really edgy but I'm not an edgy guy at all, I just had no choice.

I went into my dads room while he was sleeping and then carefully dropped down my knees onto his shoulders. This woke him up and also held him tight, and I had a knife in my hand. I said to him "If you fuck with me again, I will kill you while you sleep. If you call the police, I will kill you while you sleep. If you throw me out of the house, I have keys hidden outside and I will come and kill you while you sleep. Even if you change the locks I'll find a way in. Then I'll kill myself. I have nothing to lose, I'm going to kill myself anyway, I'll take you with me."

As I said, edgy as fuck, but it worked. The fucker never bothered me again and I am still living here, rent free, comfy as fuck, aged 29. He occasionally tries to give me a bit of shit, but I just say I'll kill myself. He knows that means him too, so he backs off right away.

>>38978596
Christ how many miserable married men post here?

>>38978653
Please refrain from giving 'advice' in the future.

>>38978596
this is why you get yourself a boi, lad

>>38978321
Same issue I had with mine. Home button wouldn't work, wouldn't charge and got hot. Try it tomorrow. Just leave it off until then

>>38978561
I start uni in a month after 2 years of being a disgusting NEET, hopefully I can get a job in an area I enjoy. During my NEETdom I had a realisation that money doesn't matter, happiness does. Aslong has I have enough money to live I'll be content

>>38978654
Not a lot. To get married you need social skills; something which most /r9k/ users lack.

>>38978678
/britfeel/ is normie as fuck though

>>38978653

That never happened lad.
You know it.
I know it.
Everyone reading it knows it.

Wise the fuck up you subhuman piece of shit.

>>38978668
Why lad? It worked a treat. God knows what kind of shitty council flat I'd be living in now if I hadn't done it.

>>38978596
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, I'm going to say you are

>>38978669
>encouraging faggotry
>not wanting to pass on your genes and create a family

>>38978697
>is normie as fuck

not really. some lads here just say this because they think anyone that leaves the house a few times a week is a normie. i would say there are a lot of cyborgs in here but not that many proper normies

>>38978709
>Wise the fuck up you subhuman piece of shit.

Oof, sounds like the wagie is ragie!

>>38978645
This tbqh.

Got a gf and times I wish I was single but I know if I was single, I'd have times I wish I had a gf.

>>38978639
The wife kind of. It's great, but sometimes it's a hinderance. You just wanna go do stuff, but you can't ebcause either she's pissy you're going out without her, or she wants to come too. Sometimes it's nice to be alone, or without her.

>>38978645
It's true. Either way It'll be shite being me.

>>38978654
We're rare, but there are af few.

>>38978669
Fuck off ye bufty.

>>38978711
Nah lad. I'm not. It's not worth the agro.

>>38978736
If you:
>have a job
>have a partner
>engage in sex at least semi-regularly
Then you're a normie. There are a lot of people here who tick those boxes

>>38978669
This worked for me and I'm in my early 30s

Love the fuck out of him, and made me a better person

>>38978776
Do you need all three to be a normie?

>>38978653
I think that might be a bit far, I dont want to live here for much longer or anything like that so I don't need us to get along I just don't think its right to kick a dog in his bad leg

>>38978782
I wouldn't say so but having all 3 guarantees you are a normie. Having just one or two means you're partly a normie, on you r way to full normiedom

>>38978805
I'd say that having a girlfriend definitely makes you a normie. With a job it really depends on the job.

>>38978737

Does anyone get ragie at the fables of Aesop?
Of course not, nor is anyone going to get annoyed at the ravings of impotent, violence obsessed fantasist.

It's just vaguely irritating that you could come here, talk to people, see the level of intelligence behind the admittedly lacking social skills and imagine for a second that anyone would believe that crock of shit you posted.

Just go back to complaining about it all not being fair, lad.

>>38978776
Tbf, who cares if some lad here is a normie or not as long as it doesn't disrupt the thread?

>>38978783
Yeah I only went that far because I wanted to live here rent free forever with no more shit from him, he was threatening to kick me out and I couldn't stand that.
>>38978819
Oof you are angry as fuck lad! Sorry that you have to get up every morning and go to work just to pay rent to your landlord. You're right, it all isn't fair. It isn't fair on you. Poor wagie.

>>38978819
Mate why are you getting so upset? It was just an over the top made up story

>>38978841
Wagies get ragie so easily.

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>>38978735
>>38978769
enjoy being poor so you can have little brats who hate you

>>38978828
Oh yea I don't really mind, just explaining that there are normies here. As long as they don't antagonize NEETS/virgins and bait them by posting about their gf when it has no relevance then it's fine.

>>38978776
>>have a job

i dont think this makes you a normie because you could hate your job and spend your entire time with your head down not really speaking to anyone

>>have a partner
>>engage in sex at least semi-regularly

i would not say more than 10% of the lads here tick either of these boxes. there are more prison gays in here fucking eachother than straight lads and im not counting prison gays as normies

>>38978852
>caring about money over creating life
This generation is fucked. Continue with your selfish greed while whites go extinct

>>38978858
Aye. Personally I love the mix. It's better to have sets of lads that can relate to certain things than every lad being the same but no one being able to relate to a complaint about a gf, or a complaint/smug post about being a neet.

>>38978858
I know what you mean lad, my gf was just saying the same thing.

>>38978867
Prison gays don't fuck each other. They just flirt online and pretend the other person is a 10/10 trap. They can't get hard with normal guys and perform, or they'd be full on gay.

>>38978832
>Oof you are angry as fuck lad! Sorry that you have to get up every morning and go to work just to pay rent to your landlord. You're right, it all isn't fair. It isn't fair on you. Poor wagie.


You're mistaking something approaching pity for anger, lad.

You really aren't convincing anyone and I'm pretty sure that you're aware of that at some level.

All of us embroider the truth, to make ourselves and others feel a little more comfy or to help us achieve other ends. Sometimes we'll outright lie if we think it will help us achieve our aims. In order for a lie to work, even Goebbel's "big lie", it has to be believable and yours... Sorry anon. 0/10.

But as soon as I dock this speedboat, I'll speed to the airport in my Ferrari, charter a jet and come and see you at your free for life residence.... Okay?

>>38978907
what about jun lad and all the rest of them meeting up for bum fun and talking about their experiences?

actual straight lads in prison manage to fuck other guys when they get desperate enough

They gave me a letter at work. I thought I was getting the sack but it was just a pension thing. Gay.

>go into living room, mum is watching some courtroom show
>guy is getting accused of rape by multiple women
>however, he has consent forms that they all signed before sex to say it was completely consensual
>all girls admit that this was not signed under duress
>they claim that they changed their mind during sex when he got too rough
>none of the girls have injuries or anything to prove that this is the case
>only evidence presented is that one of the girls he fucked killed herself and blamed him for it
>all looks lost, the bastard is going to get away with it!
>but finally, one of the girls bravely takes to the stand and cries a bit
>immediately found guilty, like 25 years in prison

who writes this shit

>>38978913
What's wrong with you? Are you baiting or are you actually this autistic

>>38978886
>muh white genocide
>continues popping out minimum wage drones for da joos to exploit with materialism

>>38978886
>Race is more important than money

Mate the whole point of being white is so that it's easier to make money.

>>38978953

I say pot, you're a bit dark.
Eh, kettle?

Oh good.

The /pol/scum have arrived.

>>38978913
>Absolutely raging that someone else can live free with their parents
>Reddit spacing

Oof. This is one angry wagie.

>>38978938
>consent forms
is this the world we are living in now
do they also need to be co-signed by a valid guarantor?

>>38976977
nah.i will write 1 and send it to people when the time comes. i don't want them saying anything to me but will want to say something to them.

>>38978991
I don't get the idea of a consent form. Wouldn't pulling that out just before doing it ruin the mood?

>>38978913
It's funny how you've ended up looking more autistic than the guy who posted a fake story threatening his dad with a knife.

>>38978991
>married
>kid
>have a job
>drive a car
>smoke a vape
>own a ps4
>have netflix
Am I full normie lads?

Only thing I don't do is drink with the lads.

>>38979014
Pretty close tbqh. Working a comfy office job too?

>>38979003

It's pretty much de rigeur on some campuses in in the US so I'm told.

Mrs. also went to a dance event in Australia about 18 months back and there were consent forms in the "orientation pack" along with guides to local restaurants and taxi numbers... That kind of thing.

>>38979014
So you don't have any mates? While all the other stuff you've said points to normie, but not having any friends at all to drink with says you're probably not a normie at all.

>>38979014
There is nothing norrmie about smoking a vape, owning a ps4 and netflix. Any NEET can do that.

>>38979003
that's my point mate.
Nothing sexy about beaurocracy

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>>38978991
>>38979003
I forget where but I remember hearing these feminists saying that before any sexual act you should ask for specific consent before.
>is it ok if I kiss you?
>is it ok if I put my finger inside you?
etc. These people are insane

>>38977082
i've used https://www.usedpanties.com/ before. got the woman to stuff them in her fanny and she took pics off proof. even did pussy pops. chuppa lolly in fanny then sent to you.

>>38979024
I work as sous chef (or the guy who does all the work while chef works off his hangover.

>>38979030
I use to, but when you get married and have kids, it's harder to find the time. My mates are all settling down too now. So we have like a bbq or pub sesh maybe once a season.

>>38979042
No, but normies are all about those things, so the combination does.

>>38979044
>>38979047
"Hello miss, would you mind filling out section 2 of this form if you would allow me to kiss you, but section 2 to 5 if you would allow me to have sex with you"

Almost seems like some old comedy show skit.

Guys, consent forms are probably not something a lot of you should be concerned about.

>>38979048
That is really low. How did you look yourself in the eye after that?

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>>38979059
The line between reality and satire is increasingly getting blurred.

>>38977520
how did your bipolar drive everyone away?

>>38979094
>up to 5
Also what the fuck is Hijra? Sounds like some Final Fantasy character.

>>38979058
I know what you mean mate. I'm not even at the point where my mates have kids but we all are in serious relationships and we have proper careers, nights out need to be properly planned now. There's no such thing as just texting a mate and making a plan on friday afternoon anymore.

>>38979101
>how did your bipolar drive everyone away?

Ever met anyone BPD?

>>38979106
It's a paki tranny. Like Poleaboo. Not even joking this is really what it means.

>>38979111
is this the original anon?

I was just looking for some specific examples out of interest

>>38979094
>two spirit
>hijra
>transmasculine
And I thought I had heard them all before

>>38979109
>There's no such thing as just texting a mate and making a plan on friday afternoon anymore.

Why not? The relationships won't get in the way of that (unless your partner is a clingy cunt)

Suppose if you all work different shifts, it's difficult

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>>38979106
Probably some ethnic thing

>up to 5
>polyamorous queer autistic trans lesbian

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>>38979123
Jesus fucking christ.

I vote we change Poleaboo to Hijra

>>38979130
Sous Chef here.
All my mates either work with me (and we are shattered by the time the restraunt shuts/tidy shit up) and days off are spent with family.
My other mates work different shifts, and always do that thing where they text you the night before.

It's not like when we were younger working in kitchens, drinking everynight after the place shuts.

>>38979130
I should rephrase that. It's possible to find someone to have a drink with, but tough to get a big group together. People either have plans with the mrs, plans with workmates or to take clients out, they need to get up early for some kind of grown up thing the next day, they are out of town because of work or on a weekend break, etc.

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>go to sleep while having a coughing fit
>wake up feeling like death again, noticed one of my pillows has fallen down the end of my "bed" again so my posture was also bad

>>38979142
What's so bad about Danielle Brown?

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>>38979174
I know the feel. Been having trouble breathing this week for some reason haha.

>>38979169

You wanna live forever?

Welcome to real life anon. Umm what can I say?

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

I was supposed to fix my starter motor today but I couldn't summon the will
looks like I'm bump starting my bike to get to work tomorrow

god, I was comfortable for a while but now things have just gone to shit
could really use a fucking break

>>38979174
Sort your walls out mouldyboy.

>>38979209

You're going to regret that tomorrow.

What's the bike? Something vintage-y?

>>38979184
Yea she seems alright actually, other than being a bit of a basic bitch. But the idea of someone's job being 'driving diversity & inclusion' is absurd

Been thinking about getting a motorbike for a while lads. How much do you reckon it's gonna cost for a shit beginner bike and all the gear?

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My jobcentre advisor's being a cunt lads

>>38979229
it's a 2008 YBR
electric start only, because somebody thought that was a good idea

it's not heavy but the choke cable snapped and it needs to warm up before it will go

>I didn't fix a bike I hate to get to a place I don't want to be
regret makes me a fucking chump

>>38979235
I spent 300 on a helmet
1200 on a bike (cbf 125)
got a jacket from my dad
50 on gloves
got boots from my dad
insurance is 500ish a year for 10k miles
tax is like 18 quid a year
to do your CBT is like 90-120 squid but I had to do mine twice so it was 180 (was 120 but they let me do the second day for half off)
You might want to get other shit like waterproofs, undergarments and other stuff like balaclavas.

>>38979259

Fuck that's worse than being at school.

>>38979259
>anon gets BTFO by Stacey-kun
Lad isn't it easier to just get a simple shitty job than have to deal with all this?

>>38979259
>Stacey
why am I not surprised

>>38979271

Surprised that has a fixable (as opposed to replaceable) starter motor DESU.

That's why I thought you were on something old.

>>38979277
How'd you fail the CBT? I thought everyone passed

>>38979259
kek wish i worked for the job centre in a majority non white area

>>38979259
This is why I got a job.
>tfw the dole was harder than working a 30 hour a week job as a cook.

Just bite the bullet, get a job that's 16+ hours and sign off.

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>>38979277
>CBT twice
fucking how lad
it's basic training, they even let you do it on a scooter if you're a complete and utter numpty

the CBF is a nice bike though
I had one for a few months last year, probably the best 125 I'll ever get to ride

>>38979302
fairly sure it's an electrical fault
all the wiring loom is fucked because the previous owner wanted to tart it up with LEDs and aftermarket alarms and shit

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>>38979314
>>38979326
Not too sure lads, doesn't matter now I passed.

>>38979314

Not him obviously, I didn't have to do it. But at the stage it was introduced, I'd probably have failed it... And I'd been on the road a few years by then.

>>38979344
>passed
it's not a test

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>>38979378
At the end of the day lad they can say you have to come in another day or that you get your certificate, I call that passing and failing lad.

>>38979378
then how come he failed it?

>>38978735
I've already got like 6 brothers and sisters though

my genes aren't exactly going extinct

also
>What is adopting
>Implying homos can't have a family

>>38979282
Ikr, petty bitch. She's probably butthurt I never ask "how're you" or respond to her small talk.

>>38979289
I'm not taking this lying down, I'm not a child.

pic related

>>38979295
She's hit the wall. Probably a looker in her day but now she's a 20 something obese mother of two working in a bennies centre.

>>38979315
What usually happens is in London and other cities it's uppity nigerians and paki's being passive aggressive to you and out in the country where I am it's either wellmeaning but useless roasties like Stacey or an old battleaxe looking for a reason to belittle you.

>>38979393
it's at their discretion whether you're safe to be on the road or not.
That's the criteria for "passing" if you want to play semantics.

>>38979407
>counting sisters.
Lad, only your brothers count.
Girls take the mans name so they kill bloodlines.

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>>38979430
Reeee

Forgot my glorious comeback email

>>38979407
>taking in some degenerate's reject kid
>not wanting to create your own life
It's good that your siblings are having kids too but you need your own, it's a human drive

>>38979441
>gets rejected by Greggs
>Greggs hires Tilde
>you're lower than Tilde
What went wrong lad?

>>38979462
He didn't want the job.
Greggs know when they have a faker.

>>38979462
tilde impressed them with her sausage handling skills x

>>38979447
>need your own
maybe you do, dont project your own needs onto others

>it's a human drive
so?

>>38979462
They hired tilde to tick a box. There aren't many tranny boys to be ticked.

>>38979434
Ok so they decide if you're allowed to drive on the road right? They can either pass you or fail you for this. I don't see what your point is

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Is there a more beautiful car for the price point?

>>38979447
>taking in some degenerate's reject kid

So some poor kid who lost his family due to a car accident or cancer is "degenerate" now?

back to /pol/ retard

>>38979462
>>38979472
This. I haven't attended an interview in months. I make up bullshit to keep he quiet and she's either too lazy to check or is too afraid to call me a liar in case I complain and get her sacked.

>>38979472

Does anyone WANT a job in Greggs?
You might need one, I totally understand that.
But, fuck me "I get to sell cheap meat pastries to the public.... My life is complete!"

Really?

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>>38979490
That's proper ugly mate. I hate that style of car
Post dream cars

>>38979474
HIS
TILDE IS A FUCKING BLOKE.
HIS SAUSAGE HANDLING SKILLS.
HIS.

>>38979511
What I meant is, he doesn't want it at all.
Someone may want a job in greggs because they need one to get money.
Anon didn't want it because he doesn't need one, because he's happy being poor.

>>38979491
Most kids up for adoption were rejected by their parents, the minority are orphans. What type of people do you think go all the way through only to give their child away because they can't even take care of it? Degenerates

>>38979484
I've done all I can to help you
square peg in a round hole

>>38979511
And what type of work would you say is fulfilling? Most people here work dead end min wage jobs like that

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>>38979530
>he thinks this is a man
Huh whatever you say, pal

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>muh bloodline
>muh degenerates

>>38979570
This.

Work is only as good as the people you work with.
The job, no matter what will end up being shite. AS long as you have good peoples to work with it is worth going in everyday.

The cutey at my work just text me to say she's leaving.

Really gonna hate going in to work now.

>>38979570

Because they want to?

>>38979596
jesus, even amateur traps know how to take good, misleading pictures
you're not even trying

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>>38979596
>posting my grandads legs
c'mon anon.

What next, you gonna post a polish field workers hands?

>>38979596
failing to see anything feminine in this

>>38979596
You know that pic is a guy right

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>tfw you quickly apply for 4 months work that is in your home town right on your doorstep, only to be told its already filled by someone else.
Gods why have you forsaken me, have I disspleased you for for being a comfy neet for the last 4 months, do I need to make some sort of blood or animal sacrifice to get things back the way they used to be?

Is neetdom really just like digging yourself in a hole the further you keep going the harder it is to get out, I would keep carrying on but I wont qualify for neetbux having a trade, plus I havent paid rent in about a month and my parents could kick me out on the streets cause they are both wagies and seeing me doing nothing all daymust make them despise me and want me kicked out.

>>38979601

*shrug*

Okay. I always just thought people strove to do something that they were interested in or adapted to, but I guess that's as good as any.

>>38979491
that guy unironcally users the term 'white genocide' but he's perfectly happy to leave white kids to drift aimlessly in the world

" we will have you back on at four "
Now it's 5 and they're saying there's no problem at all
Got no work done today as a result
Virgin Media "Broadband" lads.

>>38979629
why would I take in someone's failed white kids when I can create my own?

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>they get home from work
>start insulting our tilde

can't wait for the dog webms from reddit to start

Anyone else neet by day, wagie by night?
It's the comfiest way to slave

>>38979665

The white women of the world are indeed fortunate to have such a paragon of racial and social virtue as their potential inseminator.

I hope you are not trampled in the rush to procure your seed.

>>38979665
>failed white kids
it's not the kids that failed you idiot.

>>38979690

So you work night shift?

>>38979626
Doing something you love for work, makes you hate what you love.

Trust me. I use to work as a writer for a local newspaper, but I slowly started to hate writting more and more every week.

>>38979707

Pffft! Okay, whatever.

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>>38979668
Hi pals, please post cute doggos and cattos for my collection! I plan on posting them to /r/aww for tons of upvotes! Thank you! Have a nice day, love you all!

>>38979640
Virgin Media oversubscribe people and don't invest in infrastructure

I had my promised 50mbps for a few months and then it all went to shit even with their "fixes". I presume its because of all the new apartment blocks opening up

>>38979728
>Virgin Media oversubscribe people and don't invest in infrastructure

Massively, but then so do virtually all ISPs
Virgin seem to take the piss though.

>>38979725
he says "bud" and "friendo" most though, other than that good accuracy

>>38979690
t-that's not how it works anon...

>>38979695
not but if the parents did then they probably had shitty genes that they'll have passed on to the kid. adopted kids end up with tons of issues anyway, I'd rather avoid that

>>38979693
thank you lad. no, I will bide my time to find the right white woman to inseminate and create my progeny

>>38979754
>thank you lad. no, I will bide my time to find the right white woman to inseminate and create my progeny

I bet the queue is already forming.

>>38979690
Ive tried wage by day, wage by night and it was horrible i was constanly working 8 on 4 off 8 on, that was no way to live i felt like their was something wrong with me almost like I was high from sleep deprivation you would probbly be alright in an office job but to do it in a labour intensive enviroment is just down right dangerous and pointless as you are half of what you would be if you just worked the one shift.
Now i just come and go to a job as I please through agency work having my own company now that is the way to go and have never looked back.

>>38979773
Yes, I have had some potential suitors but I chose not to pursue them. I'm still young and need to be in a better financial position to have kids (ie not NEET)

>>38979728
You would think living just off from inner London it would be beefed up properly, I've had issues with them but this past month it's been frequent disconnects and a few times I've been off for countless, countless hours such as today. Really rustles my jimmies desu lads

>>38979754
Steve Jobs was adopted. Congrats kid you just refused to give Steve Jobs a family.

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Does money buy happiness lads?
I've been thinking about it for a while, and I don't think it does. I think struggling makes you happy. I would say succeeding makes you happy but then I look at people like JayZ or Kanye West and they're not happier when they got to the metaphorical top of their mountain.

What do you lads think? I think it's hard to think of because I've never had real wealth.

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>tfw was in an upbeat mood
>listen to slowdive (2017)
>want to kill myself

Fuck music lads.

>>38979795

I'm sure, lad. I'm sure.

>>38979810

Something, something, something leftie cuck.

Amirite?

>>38979810
Steve Jobs was a massive cunt, the world would have been better off without him. What's your point?

>>38979814
Money makes me happy because I can buy what I like.
I still feel shite from time to time, but being able to buy what I want is better than being miserable and not being able to.
So no, money can't buy happiness, but it can lessen your shite mood.

>>38979665
because you can hardly complain about how society is turning out if you do nothing to influence it

>>38979853
But I'm going to create my own redpilled alpha children, they'll be perfect. Then they will spread these views and each have their own children and so on. How is that not influencing society?

>>38979814

Frankly. Yes.

Shit can still happen to you when you "have money" but in just about every imaginable case that shit will be easier to deal with than it would if you were penniless.

>>38979842
t. Windows fag

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>>38979816
Need to check it out then, I heard it was a bit shit.
>tfw no prime Rachel gf

>>38979867
>alpha
you're a NEET on /r9k/ your kids are gonna be shit

What the fuck has channel 4 done lads?

How are these people even considered victims?
"Sorry mummy I didn't mean to kill innocent people and enslave girls"
https://youtu.be/xXyNkxTd31A

>>38979908
no because I'm going to help them avoid all the mistakes I made. they'll be perfect

the Enlightened ones have found me and there is nothing you can do now. you have no control over me any. now leave here.

>>38979867
yeah and then your kids become friends with some angry kid who never had a father because everyone thinks its alpha not to adopt