What is your average day in the NEET life?

>be wagie
>wake up at 6 am
>resist urge to kms
>make hearty breakfast and coffee
>feel better ONCE I'VE HAD MY COFFEE
>go to the bus stop
>talk to the black people who are there
>go to work and write shit, talk with clients, eat lunch, zone out or read news for like five hours
>go home
>lay down for "just a minute"
>one hour later groggily cook dinner
>play vidya or go to band practice
>collapse in bed
>repeat

I'm secretly jealous of your life, NEET

>wake up around 8-9
>eat light breakfast
>go run 45-60 minutes
>shower
>play vidya/shitpost
>eat lunch while watching some TV show or anime
>go walk or bike for an hour or two
>shower
>play vidya/shitpost
>eat dinner
>more vidya/shitpost
>go sleep around midnight

>>38975928

>be a NEET
>shitpost all night or lately ive been watching brittany venti streams.
>go to bed at 2.30am or later
>sleep 12ish hours, wake up around 2pm
>have lunch with parents
>come home and go on the computer
>walk to the mall and have a coffee at 4.30
>back home, back on the computer, have a break for dinner
>repeat

>>38975979
What would you do if you suddenly inherited property and a comfy passive income and never had to work ever again?

>Wake up at 9 pm
>Drink coffee and eat breakfast while listening to music
>Shower
>Read
>Meditate
>Take morphine around midnight
>Shower
>Vape weed
>Eat snacks
>Read until pages too blurry to continue
>Nod in various places and positions around my apartment for several hours
>Fall asleep around 8 am

>>38975928
How did you get yourself to want to read, learn and go outside instead of shitposting here all day?

>>38975999
Well first I would cry tears of joy.
Then I would

>>38975999
I would probably quit my job and pursue music full time, spend a lot more time reading, finish my book, and generally be way less stressed that I don't have to sell more than half of my time every day to my employer to survive.

>>38975989
>>38976021

do you really need two showers a day?

>>38975928
See...the thing here man.

I fucking love Taco Bell. If I could eat one type of food all my life, TBell would be my number one choice. I gotta have real money and not just GBP to get some of that tasty crunchwrap surpremes.

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I want to read stuff but I can't concentrate at all. I think years of doing nothing has melted my brain.

>>38976055
After running, definitely. After biking or walking, it depends on the weather. In summer definitely.

>>38976055
Sometimes I take full baths instead.

Wagies often only get one shower a day, and it's rushed because they have to get to work. I like being clean and I have all the time in the world to practice thorough hygiene.

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>wake up at 2pm
>eat whatever I can find
>browse net, play some games or draw
>shower
>browse net, play some games or draw
>dinner
>browse net, play some games or draw
>sleep at 5am
>repeat
I want to be financial stable off the net and live the NEET dream, I don't even want a gf at this point.

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>wake up at 6-8 pm
>have some dinner with my family
>watch normie shit like sitcoms, football, or mma
>play some vidya
>watch a movie or anime
>shitpost and listen to music, sometimes with beer
>fap
>take a shower
>go for a jog every other day before breakfast
>8 am i have some breakfast
>play vidya with my older sister while we bully each other
>sleep around noon

>>38976243
>>play vidya with my older sister while we bully each other

I initially read that as 'till we wrestle each other' and was >dowant.png

>>38976109
>>38976166

having a shower sometimes gives me an anxiety attack (dont know why) so in winter i dont shower every day of the week. when i wasnt NEET id always shower before work though.

>>38976055
Well I always shower after I poop, and then sometimes again if I get dirty

>>38976054
I sure do appreciate the NEET life. My 4 years of high school, and after that 4 years of employment felt like a waste. Doing "nothing" for the last 4 years since then I have learned more about myself and the would than I ever could have otherwise, milked tremendous enjoyment out of the little things in life, and learned to just be subjectively happy even though my life is really shitty. I will always look back fondly upon my NEET time, and never consider it a "waste."

Does you company allow you to take sabaticals?

Also what book are you writing. I used to want to write, but then realized no one fucking reads books anymore, so the medium would have to be like youtube.

How do I go about receiving neet bux? I was hospitalized earlier this year after i tried to be an hero, mostly because I can't cognitively and emotionally handle working.


Also I love in America

Why is everyone taking showers and going outside? What is this shit?

>>38976345
Find some kind of social help centre, and go ask them about it.

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>>38976345
>I love in America

>>38976345
>How do I go about receiving neet bux?
Don't be a straight cis white male

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>>38976278
we do unironically wrestle sometimes
>tfw you have your big sis in a figure 4 leg ride while pinching her sides
>she's giggling and telling you to stop
>it's non-sexual but your male instincts are telling you to bully her more

>>38976346
>not washing your butthole in the shower after (or instead of) wiping
>not walking around alone outside when you need a break from being inside too much

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>>38975928
>Go to sleep at 8 am (currently 7:53)
>Wake up at 4 pm
>Stair at computer for an HR or 2
>Brush teeth and go to kitchen to make food or eat food I made a day or two ago
> Sit on league and lose lp cuz of retarded team mates
>Browse 4chan, twitch, YouTube in-between losing lp
> Go to gym 3 times a week at 10 or 11 pm for an hour

Every day since May started and uni closed for summer. At least my bench went from 85 pounds to 135 so thats kinda nice.

>>38976303
>Well I always shower after I poop, and then sometimes again if I get dirty

i knew a chinese guy who always took a shower after doing a shit but i think his mother made him do it because he lived with his cousin who was HIV positive and it just became a habit for him.

>>38976303
Just curious, is there a goal for you post-NEET?

>Does your company allow you to take sabbaticals?

I work for a small news service that gives me every other Friday off plus holidays plus two weeks vacation. It's not amazing but some people have it much worse than me.

I'm currently writing a book that's formatted like a series of journal entries and letters. Set in near future "real life" dystopia. It's really about love, growth, and human interaction, but it's also a commentary on authority, technology, and what things make life worth living.

>>38976510
I have some money and the ultimate goal is to be rich form gambling so I get to be NEET forever.

That said I applied to 100 part time wagecuck jobs, and didn't get a job. The few interviews I got seemed to go great, but I guess they see I have over 4 years no employment following a termination, and in the trash it goes. I never had a professional career either, only ever worked in retail and food service. Last place I worked at had a sabatical program where you can take up to 6 months off after you worked a certain number of hours cumulatively, and also have "paid time off" credits you can use during that time.

Anyways after getting fired I felt relieved, and realized it doesn't matter what job I could have or how much money it pays, full time work sucks the joy out of life and I'm going to live NEET or die trying. Part time work could be tolerable, if someone would hire me some day.

>>38976510
>formatted like a series of journal entries and letters
Make this as a youtube radio show you narrate. People these days have too shit attention span to read much, but we listen to all sorts of things on youtube

>>38976510
>what things make life worth living.
What things DO make life worth living? Riddle me this.

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>Be NEET
>If I wake up at 3am I go outside at 4am
>that or I wake up between 6-7am
>Fap or play games
>Play games and watch youtube until mom brings food
>Attempt to improve my skills for a few minutes before doing something else
>Continue playing games and watching youtube videos
>Eat food I threw into the microwave
>Continue watching youtube and playing video games until mom comes back to make dinner
>Possibly go outside at 9pm
>Sleep

>wake up at 7 AM sharp
>casually make coffee and stuff for an hour and change
>get on the metro to my volunteer job
>volunteer there for four hours
>on the way home, get off the metro early and stop in my favourite cafe
>set up my laptop and dick around on the internet, maybe eventually get to some serious stuff like job applications, even though I know nobody will ever hire someone with no college experience in this economy
>use their pinball machines for an hour because they're the best collection in the city and they're addictive
>probably get lunch here too
>head to the store for any stuff i need to pick up
>get home
>do laundry and dishes
>if i have anything set up with friends this day, now's the time I'd leave to do it
>otherwise I read or something during this time, play some rhythm games on the dancepad, netflix, etc.
>sleep
>repeat

There's no chance of advancement in my volunteer job, it'll never pay a cent, so I am entirely technically a NEET. Just an extroverted one. Need to be doing shit constantly.

>>38976744
>Possibly go outside at 9pm

scary. i dont like going out when its dark.

>>38976994

>volunteer job
>do laundry and dishes

you wouldnt be an ISFJ by any chance would you?

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>>38976994

>doing it for free
>ou-ye uck-fe obot-re originally

>>38976706
>try making it a youtube thing
I'd rather go for depth. I hear you on the attention span thing, but most of the journal entries and letters I have right now are pretty brief, save for a few long ones. I think it's pretty easily consumable because all the chunks are bite-sized, and the plot/characters develop constantly. Just gotta figure out how to make it go viral when it's done.

>what makes life worth living
To me, human connection, self-development, and the feeling you get when you come to a grand realization about the world. All three of those things are tightly connected, imo. Also, working towards a goal, then achieving that goal. It is an amazing feeling to exercise your agency over the world -- to build or accomplish something and know it was your work, your actions that are solely responsible for it.

>wake up at 2pm
>eat leftovers from last day / parents' breakfast
>browse internet all afternoon
>dinner at 7pm
>play vidya / try to improve my guitar playing / browse web until 4am
>tell myself I'll surely have the motivation to draw something tomorrow
sometimes I have to clean up my guinea pig or do a few chores

I'll miss that routine when Uni starts in october

>>38977033
Almost the exact opposite, actually. ENFP.

>>38977122
I'm a bleeding heart piece of shit who volunteers with animals solely because I'm addicted to putting tiny paw casts on cute squirrels. It's a condition.

>>38976996
The worst that happened to me was getting bullied by a girl that went to the same school as me and getting messed with by some random guy who asked if I was gay.

>>38977248
>Almost the exact opposite, actually. ENFP.

oh. my brother is an ENFP and i could imagine him volunteering if he had the time. makes sense. just being an ENFP means you do better in a job interview than most posting on /r9k/. can you talk to almost anyone easily?

>wake up at 11am
>do something on the computer for 1-2 hours (4chan, etc)
>finally get up, to take a shit
>back to the computer
>get hungry, microwave something to eat
>might go to the grocery store
>more computer time until 3am
>go to sleep

>>38977376
That's the problem, I'm actually charismatic as hell when it comes to being a good server/employee. I always know what to say to make pretty much anyone happy, I naturally defuse situations, etc.

But jobs aren't about that anymore.
>tfw le wrong generation etc whatever

I go into an establishment asking about their Now Hiring sign, and they just say "apply online".
So I do, and my lack of college education and gap in employment speak for themselves, to a heartless computer program.

The resume never even makes it to a real person, and I never get called in, so they never meet me, and they never get to see how bloody killer I am at interviews. I don't get to charm them with my perfect customer service voice or compliment their hair, or do any of the other things that always got me a guaranteed job as a kid.

The world is already ruled by Skynet and it's ruining my career life.

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I'm so tired of this NEET bullshit. We all know none of you actually do this. Everyone here is just LARPing in an attempt to make wagies mad. I don't want to see this shit anymore on 4chan.

>>38977558
Nice reverse b8 m8.

>>38976450
WHY ANON? WHY I'M SO FUCKING JELOUS!!!

>>38975999
Buy stuff for family and friends
Setup my own homegrow for weed and shrooms
play vidya a lot
take up some martial art
take up gardening seriously
get a dog and more cats
Drink beer everyday

>>38977544
>The world is already ruled by Skynet and it's ruining my career life.

ive got the same problem: big gaps in my resume. i would do nothing but work for a few years and save up all my money then quit and live off my savings for as long as i could. that and mental health issues has given me a pretty spotty resume.

>>38977544
>>38978291
>gap in employment
Just lie on your resume. Most employers won't look at it in depth. Worst case they call your fake ex employer and you don't get the job, no difference.

>>38978638
>Worst case they call your fake ex employer and you don't get the job, no difference.

ive never thought of it like this. good point.

> wake up 2-4AM due to night terrors
> lie in bed. scroll internet. fap
> fall asleep until 7-8am
> shit and shower
> scroll internet
> 12pm lunch
> scroll internet
> 6pm dinner
> TV, internet, porn
> 10pm bedtime
> contemplate lifetime of failures

Too old anymore to stay up all night like it's nothing. At least my sleep schedule sort of fixed itself.

SUCK MY DICK YOU DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY SLAGS

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>Wake up around 9AM
>Water/Powerade
>Dugout bowl
>Cigarette
>Browse 4chan on mobile
>trying to shit out every terrible thing I had last night when the munchies hit
>Lunch
>Vidya / Studying CS
> Python 3 research
>Dinner
>Smoke more weed
>Stay up browsing
> 2AM crash

Im trying to get my old job back from when I was in school, manager still knows me. Hope it goes well