tell me the last sort of interesting thing that happened to you

>>38972681
I blocked my only friend on all forms of communication I guess

>>38972681
I met up with someone from the internet, despite us not being that close and me not having real life friends for many years.

the guy who cucked me for my e waifu met up with her and is having sex with her right now most likely.

>>38972718
why anon

eating ass

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I wet the bed a few nights ago.
That's about it.

>>38972681
I want to marry Hina!

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>>38972681
a spider egg hatched inside of my stack of towels in the bathroom

i also learned how to make sorbet

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>>38973765
she is so great, i love her

>>38972681
My car broke down on the entryway to an expressway ramp that would take me out of Queens. I had to call for a private towing company because my insurance wouldn't pick me up in that location. I was hauled to a gas station, left my keys with the owner, and had to take an uber for the first time to make the remaining 50 minutes of the journey home. A lesson in practical wisdom I guess

I was shitposting on my parents' laptop at their house when the computer then froze with a porn picture dead center on the screen. It wouldn't turn off so I had to close the computer and wait for it to run out of power for 2 hours. I had to use a lot of conversational strategy to distract people from the closed computer that I wasn't using.

a girl from uni asked me if i was dating someone and i didnt want to be seen as weird so i made up a story about how i was dating a guy but the relationship had ended badly

she totally believed it

>>38972681
I fought a bear with a spear and won.

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I saw a wanted poster on the street. They were looking for a man who stole a furbaby. He went by the name 'curioz george'(the man, not the furbaby), and his physical description was:

>often seen carrying a bag of mcdonald's hamburgers and a fishing rod.

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>>38973904
u wanna have a poorly ending relationship with me femanon?
making things awkward is what i do best

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>>38972718
For what reason anon? I remember that I purposely ignored an admittedly hot friend because I would always be paranoid as to why she would want to hang out with me. I regret doing what I did nowadays.
>>38972737
How did it go? Did you at least enjoy yourselves?
>>38973699
Oh come on, I doubt it. I bet your waifu still loves you.
>>38973761
Last time I wet my bed was about 6 months ago. It wasn't too much though, it really only affected my underwear.
>>38973778
Spiders are icky!
>>38973829
That must have been really inconvenient.
>>38973889
I have experienced similar situations to yours. The rush and adrenaline of avoiding others at seeing what your looking at online is somewhat exhilarating.
>>38973904
Was she a good friend or just an acquaintance? Did she seem interested? Everytime someone talks to me about relationships, I will always say that I'm focusing on my studies, even though I am longing for a significant other.
>>38973958
I remember when I once had my small pup stolen as child. I hope the pet is returned to the rightful owners. Funny description though.

got drunk on beer and high with my uncle, aunt and cousin
came back home, vomited on my pillow, fell asleep on my vomit
woke up early, managed to clean everything without my parents finding out

>>38973699
Theodor is that you?? Lel