Virgin Feels Thread

>>38969666
>ended up ghosting my long distance fembot gf minutes after she told me she booked a flight to see me

you're not a robot if you could have gotten laid.

>>38969721
>you're not a robot if you could have gotten laid.

Agreed you're a failed normie.

>>38969666
>meet fatty off tinder
>dont really have an attraction with each other but who am I to get picky
>never get around to fucking her cause neither one of us has our own place and i was too broke to rent a hotel

>>38969666
>Times you robots could have gotten laid.
>implying I've ever gone further than speaking to a female
No female would be attracted to me in my current state and I doubt they would be even if I did work out. I've pretty much given up on sex with a female at this point, it just doesn't seem worth it and in a few years someone will create the perfect robo-waifu which would satisfy my needs anyways. I can't wait until the day women become obsolete and roasties go crazy because their only value in this society has been lost to an object(as if that they weren't already objects lmao).

>>38969786
>>meet fatty off tinder

Someone was fucking desperate

>>38969810
>I've pretty much given up on sex with a female at this point

Hi MGTOW

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>>38969835
I cant even match the fatties now ok!
I came back to tinder and ive gotten 0 matches in 2 weeks!

>>38969855
That's not MGTOW, they're more about denial, as if it was ever really their choice.

>>38969666
>at halloween party
>successfully acting like Chad
>still no sexual experience
>get girl into friend's car
>you're not a virgin, are you?
>i say no
>start making out (only 2nd time)
>tells me to not open my mouth so wide
>awkwardly touching her leg
>she can smell my virgin fear
>says "you can touch me" *giggles*
>i start apologizing, not even hard, just feeling shame and totally pathetic
>the worst, most humiliating feeling you can imagine draws over me
>know i've fucked up, fuck my life
>also drunk as fuck
>girl is polite, leaves car but gives me phone number and texts me (i got 2nd chance)
>phone is about to die
>no chargers at the house
>drunk self decides to try to walk 20 miles home at halloween night in the cold to get to apt. to charge phone and text girl
>walked about 8 hours before a stranger picked me up and dropped me off the last 10 miles
>fail the "texting game" of course

lesson learned was that the act of flirting and getting the girl "back to my place" (or wherever). is only 1/2 of the task if you are anxious about performance, 1/3 if the texting thing counts as part of the game.. this exp. also traumatized me so bad, sent me into severe depression

>>38969941

Match dot com anon try it.

I swear to god if i dont get laid this year I will end my fuckin life

>>38969855
Is there something wrong with that? I don't get it. I know I'm ugly, fat and don't have normalfag interests so I don't see the point in trying anymore. If I were to try I would have to change my entire life JUST to MAYBE get pussy, and that maybe is a very very big maybe. It is just not worth it, even fat chicks and ugly chicks want Chad tier looking men, they have their bar set extremely high compared to what a robot/incel would have. I'll just keep jerking it to jap cartoons and and other stuff that keeps me happy and distracts me from the feels of never getting a woman that loves me. As for MGTOW, I don't CHOOSE to not marry, fuck or date I'm more an incel than MGTOW.

>>38969971
>Actually kissed a girl

Get out.

>>38969973
Isnt that a pay to message site?
Fuck that, bad enough getting rejected without having to lose money at the same time.

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>>38969666
I've been approached by a few girls during high school, turn them down because I was a huge sperglord afraid of girls.
>tfw turn down biggest crush
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

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>>38969983
>I'm more an incel than MGTOW.

Join the uprising anon.

>>38969721
2ndpbp

ive literally never even been in a situation where i could kiss a girl let alone sex one

>>38970139
>rejected by normies
>rejected by robots
yeah, fuck everybody

>>38970092
>I've been approached by a few girls during high school, turn them down because I was a huge sperglord afraid of girls.


This happened to me and now i look back on my youth with regret ill. never have the chance to fuck a 15 year old girl without breaking the law anymore fuck this gay earth i hate my life.

>>38970191
breaking the law only makes it better

>>38970220
>breaking the law only makes it better

How so?? most men get caught.

>>38970254
danger, thrill. ofc don't get caught

>>38969810
>their only value in this society has been lost to an object(as if that they weren't already objects lmao)
sour grapes lmao

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>>38970927
>danger, thrill. ofc don't get caught

I just wanna have sex with a girl under 16 there is something so special about it fuck the pedophilia hysteria its stupid as fuck and im not even a pedophile i just wanna live and experience shit just like normies do right now some normies are having sex with girls under the AOC but that is because their of the same age so they can get away with it it only becomes illegal once they get older i hate society i hate life and ITS NOT FAIR.

>meet girl off tinder
>snapchat with her for a month (this was last month)
>tell her I'm a virgin and awkward irl
>tells me we would fugg if I got my license
>arrange date to meet with her at the mall
>spaghetti everywhere, too nervous to even talk to her
>she fakes having to work to get way from me
>try to make up for it
>doesn't even take a picture with me
>deletes me off snap after a week of me trying to make up for it

I may never have a chance like that ever again

>>38969971

having a Chad impression puts you ahead of most people on this board, but that sucks

how did you fail the text game

>Last day of grade 12
>Short stacked girl I've known for years is outside with me
>She says something like "I like tall guys with big dicks"
>I was zoned out thinking about after-school and only gave her half my attention
>I replied with something like "oh, nice, enjoy your summer"
>Get on the bus
>Realize what the fuck I did

It's not like I have a big dick anyway but I was tall. Maybe I just saved myself from a bad experience.

Also this might not count so much but I think the potential might have been there

>Be in grade 7
>Girl I like tells me "I have a crush on you, ily, you're my bf now" etc.
>I'm freaking out and have no idea what to say, don't say a thing back to her
>Avoid her for the next two weeks
>She finally "dumps" me (???)

I'm sure at this point it wasn't a ruse but I don't know how far I could have taken it.

I've never been even remotely close to having sex. Fuck you normies and your missed opportunities. At least you've had one.

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>>38971372
>>Be in grade 7
>>Girl I like tells me "I have a crush on you, ily, you're my bf now" etc.
>>I'm freaking out and have no idea what to say, don't say a thing back to her
>>Avoid her for the next two weeks
>>She finally "dumps" me (???)

She wanted ether Chad or a nigger WHY IS THE WORLD SO EVIL?..

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>>38969666
>trips, nice

Anyways, greentext time.
>be me
>about school year about to end
>this chick i knew texted me one morning at 12
>says she had a thing for me and wanted to make out with me
>ehhwhynot.jpg
>fast forward to school
>feeling like shit
>text her and say "I changed my mind"
>"yeah me too desu"
>she would still be super flirty with me
>unironically offered to suck my dick once
>never got around to actually doing it

Now that I look back, that was the chance of a lifetime, and I missed out. Fuck.

>>38971572
>*school year about to end
Fuck.

>>38969974
Then you're sure to live. Now that you're determined it will be a piece of cake.

literally last night
was thumping her clit
she was too tired to do much
offered to diddle the pickle
too nervous
sleep, makeout, suck on hairy nipples leave

inb4u gtfo normie

>>38972555
>literally last night
>was thumping her clit

OUT!!!!

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>20 years old
>My D. M. H. group home puts me in an apartment in an inner city
>20 years old can't buy alcohol
>Ask my Black neighbor to buy some for me
>He says we can drink it at his apartment
>There's a 9.5/10 coal burner there (but I didn't know what coal burners were)
>has wavy blonde hair, a nice tan, glamour makeup and a tasteful cancer tattoo (the zodiac) on the back of her neck
>She's drinking a 40 by herself
>Asks if she can come over to my apartment
>My apartment is pic related possibly worse at the time
>She takes one look though the door and turns around and walks back down the hall
All because my apartment was a mess

>>38969697
Kill yourself you literal piece of shit scum

>>38969666
checked
>high school
>16/17 years old
>crushing in a caked up 4'11" girl
>big boob qt likes me (I can tell)
>qt only served as an ego booster
>I kind of knew that my crush had no interest in me, didn't even follow back on instagram and she follows everyone ffs
>lose interest in crush
>start liking qt
>qt gives up
>graduate as virgin
JUST
U
S
T

>>38969666
appereantly i was pretty chad-y in 4-7th grade... then i met my oneitis and (to have more time for her) i just said "no" to everybody except her... I got friendzoned.

I might not have gotten laid but I might've gotten a relationship? Incoming gaytext:

>start 9th grade
>sister is 2 grades below me
>has a guy friend
>one day he comes over
>apparentley his dad is at work
>I'm in charge cause I'm the oldest
>doesn't mean anything, just that i take the blame if something goes wrong
>meet sister's friend for the first time
>he's a nice kid
>glad to meet me but he's mostly there to do work
>everything goes well and his dad agrees i'm a good "babysitter"
>sister's friend comes more often
>opens up to me
>I make jokes
>are you here to date my sister?
>he laughs and swears he has a girlfriend
>the liar
>we actually start hanging out more than he does with her
>playing video games
>watching internet videos
>actually asked me to cut his toenails one time
>i did it, the madman
>one day I start noticing he gets awfully close when we do stuff
>like resting his head on my shoulder
>putting his feet in my lap
>sometimes head in lap and feet on my shoulder
>start playing with him
>he would lie on me and wrap his leg around mine if I had my foot in the air

>and then he and my sis had a falling out
>one day he just stops coming
>we move and I never see him again

>the last interaction we had was when I let him push me on bed abd he crawled between my legs and put his head on my chest
>laugh and say get off this is awkward and we watched videos silently

Dear Perry, I still have blue ball to this day.

>>38971109
Whaddya Doin', Dude??

>asian friend finds out I have the fever
>now she's always teasing me about it

Man, this is annoying, she points out qts on my dating profiles now. She gets a kick out of it I think, but it just makes me feel akward.

>>38969835
it was the fatty

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>>38969666
>Cute neighbor comes over
>watch horror movie
>she puts her hand on my lap
>I move it to my dick
>tell her she's stupid for holding guys lap
>she laughs and unzips my pants
>gives me handjob
>she starts making out with me
>after a little she's panting
>I call her out on it
>she lies on the couch
>I get on top of her
>I start to remove her pants
>don't get too far because they're tight as fuck
>give up
>she gets mad that I'm stabbing her stomach with my pointy dick
>tell her to suck my dick
>"I'm not that kind of girl."
>tell her to finish the handjob at least
>she does
>I cum on her pants
>she gets visibly mad
>"Why didn't you tell me you were cumming? I would've swallowed it"
>I thought you werent that kinda girl
>she tells me to clean it because she can't go home like that
>her mom would know the smell
>tell her she could do it herself
>she walks home with cum on her pants

7 years later that's my only experience.

>>38975492
chuckle/10

>>38974504
Um. You a pedo?

>>38975492
That's further than most people on here

>>38969666
I don't give a fuck about getting laid, god fucking damnit
I could 100% have, with one of my friends' sister, who sent me nudes and wanted to suck my dick. She was very pretty too.
But I don't give a shit, I know I'm just 20 and young, but I want someone to share my life with, I want someone to love and who loves me back. Someone who is quite intelligent but quite pretty too (like me, I'm 8/10, at the very least 7/10). But no. Every single goddamn girl has to go out with fucking stereotyped mindless Chad.
Today I'll start going to the gym because I'm fucking tired of this shit. It's not possible so many women don't give a fuck about character and intelligence. Even a girl I fell in love couple years ago wants to go out with Chads (but can't because she has a shit body).
I'm truly fucking tired of this shit, god fucking damnit

>>38975822
I mean, it's like the more normie and retarded you are, the more chances you have. But normie not in the meme-way, normie in the pop-culture way. You have to be the usual shit, do the shit everyone do, like what everyone like. If you stand out a bit, if you try to build up your own character and ideas instead of being a mindless zombie to the pop culture of this era, nobody wants you anymore. Women don't want someone special. Women don't want uniqueness. They just want Chad. Even if he is retarded, even if he is a schizo, even if they get beaten, they still want fucking Chad and I literally can't stand this shit anymore

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>>38975822
I have this EXACT feel.I'm 19 and I don't even want a mate. I just want to cut the middleman out and have a son of my own. That's what human purpose is, and I feel I have a lot to offer parenting-wise. I've been reading up on adoption and fostering. My chances (as a single, male) are already slim but I want to get started on bettering myself, through excercise, antipsychotics/depressants, and I've applied for several jobs. It sucks that even when I'm not trying to hit on some girl I still have to impress her. I wish there were an easier way but with this I can make myself feel good, too.

>>38975822
>I want someone to love and who loves me back
That's pretty hard to find, if you really want one like that your only chance is to try and meet as many girls as possible isn't it?

>>38975782
>liking someone two years younger than you makes you pedo

>>38975962
No. Being labeled as a babsitter and taking advantage of someone younger, that you're responsible for, does.>>38974504 implied he knew at that time what the kid was doing and he never acknowledged him. Just "started playing"

>>38975954
Doing gods work anon

>>38975956
Yeah.. I guess
The point about my rant is that there are almost no women dating based upon feelings. Even the one I fell in love with, which she was quite intelligent, sympathetic, etc, at the end of the day all he wanted was the boy from her middle school who played soccer and other Chads like him. This is why I'm fucking raging. Even the ones who are supposed to be different, to think better, do the same shit as other cheap whores.

>>38976064
Isn't love just nurturing? You spend enough time with someone they'll have feelings for you. It's like if two kids grow up in the same viscinity for 17+ years. They see their respective parents and realize that's the endgame of their friendship.
The same thimg happens in adulthood. There's no love at first sight. There's always going to be an ulterior motive, and yours is marriage. The trick is spending enough time with each other until you realize your both the end all, be all to having a relationship.

>>38969666
i want this shirt to be real

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>>38976256
Love at first site is actually fairly common.
Love after the first-second year now that's something special.

But it's not like it just is, a relationship has to constantly keep moving and evolving otherwise it will die sooner or later.
Love is a lot of work, don't fuck it up.

>>38969971
Dude you were going to try and walk 20 miles just to charge a phone and text a girl? Sweet jesus

>>38969666
>be me
>not a robot but a virgin
should I kms?

>really good friends with girl in high school
>hang out a lot
>she liked me
>couldnt read obvious signs because was autist
>talked every day
>say something stupid and kinda drift apart, talk on and off after that
>haven't talked to her really at all in like 2 years
>match with her on tinder couple months ago
>start talking again
>ask her out, she says yes, but she had to reschedule because of work, didn't ask again because was busy
>lose phone so don't message her for like a few weeks
>in that timespan she got a new boyfriend

Kill me faggots. I had like 5 different opportunities with this one girl.

>>38977328
Jeez dude I'd never get over that

>>38977261
depends on how old you are and if you've had any gf's

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>>38971225
All in your head.

>>38969666
>21, at uni
>In dorm with 8 others, including 2 single females
>Last week of the year, hear 5/8 flatmates including the two girls discussing which of them should pityfuck me
>Never bring it up because I only know because I was listening at the door like a creep
>Later one of them makes some subtle moves that I totally fail to follow up on
>Go home for summer with the usual amount of self-hatred

>>38977328
>few weeks
Why didn't you get a cheap phone in the meantime?

>>38973596
Good, I wouldn't step foot in their either. Not hard to clean, champ.

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>Joins army thinking dat sexy beret=free sex
>Guess I was wrong :(

>>38979328
rofl what battalion you at?

when i was 13, literally making contact but i said were too young. i wonder what would be different if i went through with it

Met a semi-qt fembot through interpals who lived a state away from me
We decided to be in an e-relationship and planned to meet each other on the day of my graduation; she planned for me to move into her place
We camsexed every day and she would always tell me how she'd never loved anyone before she met me, and how I meant so much to her
One day I decided I wasn't attracted to her anymore so I told her we should break things off
She got really, really fucking mad

my graduation is in 2 days now fml