draw yourself (in an original way) thread
i came out of my sewer to scream at children
I always draw myself smiling.
>can only draw heads in 3/4 pose
a daily dose of fruit helps everyone
this took me a long time
this image will double as my suicide note
>>38969797
Funny post and picture
hi everybody, should i go get more beer?
>>38971048
You should have bought more in the first place.
>>38969351
me, an trash boy
>>38971275
I know, but then I probably would've drank too much to fast. at least there's a 7-11 up the road.
5 minutes in paint net
>>38969351
Is that you chrishop?
>>38969351
did this earlier this year
>>38972138
another one, more recent and more accurate
>>38971491
It's beer. How can one drink it too fast?
>>38972529
'cause I tend to buy my beer as cheap, high abv tallboys and I down one 25oz in 30mins.
but anyway I already bought more at this point.
im beautiful and perfect
i tried very hard to draw this picture of myself to post in this thread
im sorry im like really drink right now
>>38972993
you have a nice jawline
>>38969797
I want to listen to you ramble about why something is shit
>>38973006
thank you my mom says it my best feature
Here is my 100% original sketch toy selfie, please enjoy it.It took me way too long to figure out how to record it in webm.
http://sketchtoy.com/68258385
the orange at the bottom of the hair is supposed to be high lights
self portrait, 2017
i get called rasputin and jesus constantly
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>>38969797
v Good sketches.
I don't feel okay
>>38969351
Not kidding. Pls end me.
Took about 29 days in MS Paint
took 10 minutes. me snowboarding alone every year, whatever still fun.
I don't know how to draw and did this in 5 minutes.
Few minutes in MS paint
I wish I was creative enough to understand cartooning
>>38969351
>in an original way
No, but I'll post this pic from the Wojak thread last month that I never got to submit
Holy shit i traced it and it still looks awful
Anyway, tried to simulate forgiving acne scars
Can i get gf
Painfully accurate unfortunately.
>>38973831
stone age forehead or bad artist?
>>38973871
both, more the latter. Stone age jaw though.
I'm a melancholy person.
look at this beauty
>>38969351
kinda look depressing you ge tme
>>38972172
i cant fucking find pixtopix face generator
>>38973822
You look like a fine gentleman
Jesus, i look fucking awful.
>>38974617
Aryan kim jong un
Thats the end result
stop scribbling on the walls and get a job
This is unironically the height of my artistic capability. I should have been aborted.
>>38973307
imaqtpie is that you
>>38974908
Tfw no nose
did a horrible job with this
took me like 10 minutes tho
this one was fun to try and make stylistic and orginal
>>38975076
Coolest one ITT, pretty kawaii
>>38973831
Coach McGurk why'd you buy all those swords?
Like this except I'm 3D, not cute and I barely ever smile
nice drawings guys, did mine on paint in 10 minutes
took me a couple of days on paint. Nothing better to do
Using it for my Normie scum profiles. Its a good icebreaker I suppose.
I love this thread. I love looking into this soulless ms paint eyes and knowing I'm not alone.
>>38975883
So you're a trap? wew
the fact that i drew this just lets me know how i have nothing better to do with my life
>>38976143
Nice brows my dude.
>tfw had a girl in hs say she loved my bushy brows.
Shit was wild.
I did my best desu
>>38976174
>as he looks at you uncomfortably, like when he's gotta tell his disabled daughter she will never become an olympic gymnast.
>>38976174
> X Doubt
>this reference is original
I'm a guy.... I think
>>38969351
fgnfffjjjt
>>38976236
>I think.
Don't we all.
>>38976237
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeet.
Nate is that you?
>>38976237
what's good lil yachty
>>38973424
so you are literally the guy in every anime that is the MC's friend who comes up with the schemes to get laid or has some insane theory about tit size?
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>>38973424
Now I think of it, he looks like a fat Leorio from Hunter x Hunter. Nice.
>>38976142
If it makes you like me better, then yes, I have a penis.
But not really
>>38976330
One question:
For what purpose? Why do this? IT"S NOT NOOOOOOOOOOORMAL
>>38976143
C-commander Shepard?
>>38976293
he looks to me like he would jump on to a lunch table and launch into some diatribe about panty color and what it meansno offense robo, you're a killer artist and I hold this character type in high esteem
>>38976354
Kek. I could see this. Sounds like a cool friend. A tru brobot.
>>38976366
they always give that character glasses for some reason
hello r9k
this is mee
>>38969351
posting a classic I made
>ITT: normalfags flock to a reason to post themselves in the biggest way they can since they can't post selfies anymore
>>38969351
nice touch on the shirt
>>38969797
you look like meme
>>38971749
nice
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>>38976397
Christ lay off the meth pipe you two.
>>38976347
Do what?
Oriiigg
>>38976437
wish I could blame this on meth
>>38976453
My condolences then famalamy.
>>38976423
>ITT Robots and Normies bond over shit drawings of themselves
Stop actively looking for things to hate.
>>38976421
Trudeau don't you have a country to burn to the ground?
3 minutes on my phone, As you can tell I'm really fucking ugly and shit at drawing things
>>38976473
>ITT normies soak up attention on a chinese basket baking forum because they aren't satisfied with how much they get in real life
It's not bonding, it's basically fishing for attention and remarks about your looks
normalgroids fuck OFF my board fuck OFF my site fuck OFF MY FUCKING INTERNET
>>38976486
>can't even make eye contact on a North Korean bread folding sweat shop.
listening to avant-folk
>>38976174
Well aren't you a cheeky little shite.
>>38976505
>his smile and optimism, Gone.
Alternatively for the oregano overlord
>when your favorite song buffers at the good part.
>>38975792
wait
do you happen to be a mexican animator
>>38976174
This could become a future reaction image. Take note lads.
>>38976516
not really I just have resting autist face
>>38976539
Autism automatically qualifies you for the special offer of no hope.
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>>38973474
I noticed you guys. Here's your (you)'s my dudes.
>>38976519
Nah. I'm a nobody
ok second attempt
this time ""more"" serious
i fucking hate painting its fucking cancer
why is it so fucking hard
i look scary
>>38976562
>i look scary
fuck off stacy.
>>38976562
One of those old creepy looking dolls.
And I'm getting bald on the top of my head
>tfw 25 years old
>>38976562
Are you the one who posted that creepy as fuck bedroom with all the dolls?
>>38976604
bruh just shave all that off. Embrace the Mr. Clean style.
>>38976577
yes true haha
>>38976605
i wish it was me
Tried to capture the look of hopelessness in the eyes
>tfw you look like hills have eyes character
not a good feel
>>38976536
I can't stop laughing at this fucking drawing.
Thats right this is me
>>38976753
Is that even your final form?>
Okay my little autism fit is gone. I shouldn't have drank all this coffee.
pls someone do a drawing thread im so bored
>>38976899
but this is a portrait drawing thread friendo
I made this in a group chat with two of my friends. One accidentally posted a picture of herself kissing her bf when asked what she was doing, then the other guy in the group chat posted a pic of him kissing another grill.
Being a virgin loser, I quickly drew and posted this.
>>38977359
I'm sorry. That must've hurt
>>38977387
Thanks anon. They laughed with me during the moment, but looking back on it hurts. If it makes someone laugh though it's usually worth it.
>>38973799
and you dare call yourself a robot?
fuck out of here
>>38977420
if it helps, those things mean less and less over time. It's best to push them out. There's no such thing as "bottling it up." If you dwell, you only reinforce it, and reinforcement is a hell of a drug
>>38977456
No, I call myself a Chad, and I'm staying here. Get wrekt, faggot.
I'm probably a failed chad cyborg
>>38977635
Damn bro, you have the typical nu-male look.
>>38977456
stfu man, if we're nice to him he might sprinkle us with chadly luck, or at the very least frost our tips!
>>38977635
you have a favorite IPA, don't you?
>>38977653
>nu-male
Yeah its painful, also the hipster eyebrow thing is what they naturally look like
>>38977708
Its also a craft beer t shirt
>pic related
Fucking shit
Fucking surprise not original either
>>38977737
I can help. Shave immediately, I mean fucking yesterday. Glasses are fine for driving, typing, don't wear them anywhere else. Quit drinking in public. Quit altogether, but if you must, buy a case of Coors and drink it in your garage. Learn the open and power chords on guitar. This is so easy, I swear to god. If anyone calls you, one word answers, don't tell them anything about anything. Stop visiting people. If they stop by, just strum chords and look at the wall. Remember, one word answers. Do this and you too will develop crippling depression
>>38977829
>Quit drinking in public. Quit altogether
No drinking in the only thing that helps me with normies
>learn the open and power chords on guitar.
Already play guitar and bass
>Do this and you too will develop crippling depression
Already have, Sertraline 100mgs
>>38977874
oh, I didn't realize I was speaking to an ascended master
>guitar and bass
lets be real, if you play the guitar, bass is implied. It's a meme instrument. Of course I understand the importance, but c'mon. Pick up a bass, work out a few scales.... it's nuthin'
self portrait
where did it all go so wrong
>>38976059
Wow, you did that in paint? Good job anon!
H-here l am
extreme self portrait
Wowzers!I miss my afro.
>>38976669
I like this, anon.
>>38978725
Reminds me of a police sketch. Looking good!
>>38979161did you sell him?
>>38979187
No one would buy him, he was discarded and thrown away like trash but the memory lives on.
What i can do for organizations?
More like what can they do for me
Amirite?
>>38979161
Oh yeah I got glasses recently
>>38976353
Lieutenant-General Shepard now
Shitty iPhone-sketch, but I had fun for five minutes, thank you OP.
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>>38976841
Fuck you. But I look as shitty as the drawing irl
i drew myself with a really long face, hope thats original
All my knives are too dull to cut myself so I'm relegated to drinking today ;-;
http://sketchtoy.com/68258904
This is me. I have a big nose and I hate it.
You are a high functioning robot if you can draw.
>>38978312
i dont know if its the shading but this looks great