why dont you find a job robot?

inb4
kill yourself anon

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>Find job twenty minutes away
>Possessive parents won't let me drive there because it's "too far"
S-Sorry Chad.

>>38967549
>be me
>apply to multiple places, be awesome, clean, beautiful
>no call back
try again,
>apply again to multiple places
>get call
>"Hi can I speak to anon?" Yes this is it, it's my time to shine
>"Hi..."
>"Would you be free for an interview?"
>"Sure"
>"Is tomorrow fine?"
>"No"
>"So when would it be fine with you?"
>"Whenever, see you!"
>Stupid, what have I done, I don't know where they were calling from.
>Search the number on Google, OBeseParadise AKA MCDIES.
>Show up the next day,
>They don't know who I am and call the police to bring to the loo bin

>>38967549
You forgot about giving a firm handshake

>>38967677
oh god you cucked yourself bad robot, listen next time they call simply b-yourself and say yes to whatever they say, you wanna be a yes-man not a nancy-no-no

>>38967549
Don't speak to me. You have Down Syndrom

>>38967703
for real how i get jobs:
>be myself
>smile
>firm handshake
>start the next day
its simple robots, forget about going on 4chan and memes, this is the real world ok? firm handshake, smile , get job 1-2-3-4 go for it.

>>38967653
why didn't you walk there you spaz

>>38967703
>>38967764
Hand shakes are for pussies, I welcome my new manager by stroking their penis or penetrating their vagina, no better way to do it. Have sex, get job, be sexy, make mony.

>>38967841
you nigger, handshakes are 80% of how you get jobs.

bumping, i need to know why you niggers cant get jobs.

>>38967973
LIFE IS BETTER WITHOUT A JOB
>living off my parents debts

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>>38968018
you useless piece of shit, you're worse than a nigger, for real, think about it.