Does anybody have the "virgin first time" meme?

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i have them alI

>>38963517
>implying a robot can cum easily after years of masturbation
Have you ever heard of "death grip"? If you fap too much sex won't feel so great so it will become MUCH harder to cum, you can even get Erectile Disfuction if you fap like a madman.

>>38963517
do you have the virgin weapon picture?

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>>38963852
Not sure if I know which one you mean

>>38963884
Is there a Chad version of this one

>>38963811
my dick is currently swolen unevenly because i stangle it too hard :(

>>38963183
A classmate took a picture of me and i think i kinda look like the virgin guy, but brown and without the glasses

>>38963942
Yes but I only have it saved on my phone and I'm too lazy to get that for you right now

>>38963884
Forgot getting stopped by a door

>>38963183
I had my penis in a grill a couple of times and this is still me. Whatever, I suffer from anxiety so I don't want to care any more than I already do

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>>38963942
I gotchu senpai
this is an original post

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these types of people exist

This meme has really lost its charm

The first one was funny because it relatable to users of this very site and pointed out subtle clues to virginity an anon might not pick up on himself. I really did get self conscious about the way I walked, due to realizing these subtle quirks.

The reason this picture resonated with the audience is the relatability. The audience learned some of the more subtle clues to spotting a virgin and recognized they acted in a way similar to the virgin.

Then someone made the chad counterpart with overt exaggerations, degrading the meme with uncalled for absurdism. These exaggerations would eventually spread to and trivialize the virgin panel, flanderizing the meme and making it less about feeling self conscious and more about absurdisations of beta behavior, as if evident from the (in)famous first time picture, the lines of texts are less relatable to the audience and less subtle, instead the jokes are common virgin tropes and silly jokes

>"hehe double condoms don't work lol"
>A virgin keeps his socks on

Neither that relatable and just simple regurgitations of common tropes and stereotypes/silly jokes. I won't even touch on the chad panel in this picture as the chad panel is a bastardisation of a solid meme

This meme is not supposed to be about "hahaha lets laugh at beta virgins", it's supposed to be about "haha I guess I'm a bit of a virgin myself"

3.5/10 stale ass meme on the verge of meme death, as its made it's round on normie Facebook/Instagram pages

>>38964069
>I had my penis in a grill a couple of times
Fucking failed normies

>>38964159
it was just a load of really common/stupid shit (poor eyecontact, overtakes people moving too slow hair over reacts to wind) that are so vague they apply to everyone

I like the Chad element, it let the meme evolve beyond one image and surely that's the point of a meme to go someplace

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Don't tell me this one isn't relatable

>>38964159
>>38965184

In 2017... there are meme philosophers.

Calm down, son. It's just a bit of fun.

>>38963811
>Have you ever heard of "death grip"?

Yes Fantano

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post particularly niche ones

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I got some Chad star wars

Reddit has this meme

>>38964159
nah man the original virgin walk picture was always just bait. Someone would make a thread with the pic to troll insecure people. It was never about educating robots or making them laugh at themselves. The chad walk bit was added to highlight how absurd the virgin walk was.

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>>38965369
don't mute me I forgot where I was

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>>38965369
>>38965634

I want more niche ones

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Someone make the "virgin cake cutting".

>>38966367
I'm on it, give me 15mins

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I love these memes

>>38963517
this one is pretty shit, it's always shit when people draw it themselves rather than edit the original

>>38966645
I love this.
Originoliolio

>>38963183
Why does this drawing look like me?

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>>38963811
This. I lost my virginity a couple months ago and I fucked the girl for about a half hour straight. I couldn't feel anything, I didn't come, and I was constantly going soft. Then I fucked her again 3 more times and the same thing happened every time. I've had sex 4 times now and haven't cum or even really felt anything.

The combination of me being cut by the Jew and jacking it 5 times a day for 10 years has completely ruined my dick and my ability to climax during sex.

anyone have the lifting/exercise one?

>>38964159

The original virgin walk was intended seriously, then the chad stride was invented, reversing everything to the point of absurdity to point out how absurd the original virgin walk actually is.

Now it's grown into a vehicle for robots to contemplate their own cramped, self destructive mentality, in contrast to Chad the philosopher king who fears nothing and needs nothing, and for diversion contemplates pure logic.

These are great, I wish it wasn't facebook core though.

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Original content for you guys. With original comment

>>38963517
>chalks it up to having to leave parents house until having sex

Spot on.

God dammit I really need to stop coming here

>>38964158
Left is my homie

Someone should make the virgin shave

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>>38966367
here you go m4n

>>38967266
The original virgin walk clearly wasn't serious. It was a devastatingly effective memetic weapon, designed to inflict insecurity on the even slightly self-conscious. The chad version was created to point this out, by pondering just how one would have to walk to avoid any of these common observations.

>>38964159
>This meme is not supposed to be about what ever the fuck i think its supposed to be about because im the realist in the knowlegede ifghdfiogh

fuck off


this website is so dogmatic with its meme's. You're literally killing 4chan with this mentality


let me tell you a story


there is a board on this website called /f/. f used to be popular back in the lulcat PWNED days of the internet but its cool died off and now the only thing anybody uploads is thursgay shit and rehashed diarrhea. Until one day, someone made OC so glorious it blinded everyone eyes. It was so original and refreshing when compared to all the bullshit that has been constantly reposted. But what did anon say about it? They critiqued it, shot it down, said it was done poorly or wrong, they ruined a spark of inspiration due to meme etiquette, when they should of just let the meme live and let it be itself, let it evolve naturally instead of trying to dictate its every motion. This place will die if it succumbs to its own prude pride.

>>38968056
I agree with you, but you can't just assert everyone thought something good was shit. Maybe it was just shit.
Post this memelightenment or shut up.

>>38964158
>tfw Chad Beta

I like to think of myself as a cyborg. I was friends with all kinds of people in high school but I was ostracized by a few people from middle school who bullied me.

After high school, I took a nose dive. I don't even have use for social media anymore.

>>38968235
listen buddy i dont have to prove myself, and my flash folder is huge and i never organized it. story was a metaphor and I've seen it hundreds of times. doesnt make it less true if I cant prove the flash actually exists

>>38965369
This is shit, Chad has never heard a song in his life

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>>38967613
I liked it anoon

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here's one about votin'

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>>38969035
>Waving the actual flag of Chad.
Images with this attention to detail are always the best. This one's related in a way.

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Chad virus

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>>38969085
I like this one. have a gnostic chad

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>>38966645
The Chad template fits Xavier perfectly.

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hez the best ive seen recently

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my OC, to celebrate bleach ending last year

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>>38969211
what gamee is this from anon??

>>38969274
your picture is from the bible, thats not a game

>>38969274
this one is really great

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>>38963811
>tfw you wish you had that problem
>tfw you have the exact OPPOSITE of that problem
>tfw literal 2 pump chump

>>38964096
>tactical clogs
kek

>>38967186
>>38963811
>>38963982
>>38965269
This was obvious from the beginning.

No pussy will EVER be as tight as your hand is while pressing your dick during masturbation, period.

post more memes boiz

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>>38969435
whoops forgot to share memz

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Drive chad

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>>38969274
good pic but Jesus did hurt people

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>>38969465
pls this is a heresy free thread

>>38969274
Islam is more alpha than Christianity senpai.
>The literal virgin isn't the virgin meme
>The guy who had tons of wives is the virgin

>>38969508
Jesus literally said "live by the sword, die by the sword"

>>38969465
>mention jesus ever
>theres always one fedora fatty who gets piggered
kek

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>>38969538
having sex with children isn't alpha senpai

>>38969465
I like that pic, thanks

>>38969560
How am I triggered lmao

I'm literally christian

>>38969560
That goes both ways friendo. Mention anything anti jesus and theres always one or two religicucks popping up

>>38969593
How am I triggered lmao

I'm literally an atheist

>>38969560
it's a pro jesus post lol

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All I'm saying is Jesus wasn't a push over. no harm intended you guys

>chad makes one post

>entire thread derails and argues about it

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>>38969573
>pure
>chad
pick one

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>>38969573
>sit
the absolute worst feel

>>38965443
One of the best ones I've seen we need more movie/video game references in these memes

>>38963517
>pussy queefs loudly during sex due to small girth
is this a real thing...

>>38969828
Thats only happened to me when i was going fast and pulled it out too far, it let some air in which brapped out when i pushed it back in

>>38969828
As someone with a thin Dick I can confirm this true. Air gets pushed up into the pussy

>>38969274
since chad is usually more aggressive and macho shouldn't he be the false prophet and the virgin be jesus who was also a virgin?

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I had already made this earlier, coincidently

>>38966645
>>38969190
holy shit yeah I just noticed. xavier's legs and body are pretty much the chad template

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uh uh uh uh meme original comment

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>>38970328
this is going right in my /ck/ folder

>>38967929
this is gold.

thank you anon

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>>38963884
>does it originally on saturday

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>>38963517

Why do we come here? cause animals can't
Who else would post here other than men?

little does the massive conglomeration of plebeian ladyboys know, this is the coolest place in the world.

>>38967186

>/r9k/

The fuck! Your cunt is a fucking whore thats what she is. Loose as fuck faggot.

GTFO of this board!

>>38963183
>old generalist casual bait is old

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Guys I have the perfect idea

>the Virgin's mom
>Chad's mom
Thoughts?

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>>38971038
The virgin has a really hot mom. Chad has an ugly mom??? Idk I've noticed throughout my life that the betas have got moms and Chad has ugly or unnactracive moms

>>38966745
The copy-pasted chad virgin memes are terrible compared to the drawn ones. Kill yourself.

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>>38965810
>>38965369
this is pretty niche but I know there's other people on here who watch this guy

>>38970297
Funniest one ive seen by far

>>38964159
This is fact
Fact

>>38971135

>vin will never see this

is the other one supposed to be critikal?

>>38969573
holy fuck this had me dying

>>38971285
it's saintttimmy

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>>38970297
>weirdly anxious that she's going to see his asshole or something

>>38965634
>just finished stardust crusaders
>there's a second season

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>>38970328
That is neato and I appreciate

>>38969317
you tried numbing creme?

>>38969558
What is your point? People who kill are usually killed

>>38963517
Post the Chad Deluge

>>38964158
Literally me on the rigt

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phasmatodeas are the most virgin bugs and i didn't realise it until now

>>38969457
Fuck literally me on the left

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anyone have the Beta male version of this?

>>38963183
>hair seems to overreact to wind

Wow.

>>38972389
try looking in your mirror :^)

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>>38963517
>on her phone most of the time

No.

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>>38972427
that was pretty mean of you, anom

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Chad memes are the best

>>38971078
Probably through years of being used up

>>38965443
Where is /wbg/?

>>38970297
>weirdly anxious she's gonna see his asshole

Haven't laughed at a picture in a while

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>>38963183
emperors

>>38964158
What kind of a delusional uggo made this lmfao. You cant be a "chad beta". Its a paradox. Just fucking lol.

>>38972389
>OUCH!
Makes me kek everytime

>>38964159

Good post, this really is a shit meme

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>>38965369
Here's a niche one from /his/

>>38973620
quality

Mussolini was a true chad especially when compared to hitlers life

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>>38973658
Here's another one I found there

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>>38973673
>Thinks war can be magically won with comically large tanks and other unreliable and expensive junk

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i made this one for /mu/

Anyone have the thunderjet one?

>>38965369
>actively avoids tropes and tries to make his setting unique

oh shit this one nailed me good

does that mean my autism fantasy land isn't unique after all

>>38967929
Should've named it "The Chad Pastry Destruction" imo.

>>38969443
>meanwhile stacy matching with chad on tinder

heh

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>>38963183
Chads will be the vanguards

Has anyone saved the Archeon one?

>>38974760
Ben? 3or0ef

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My personal favourite, i think it was from sci

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>>38963183

Nothing has came close to this one yet

>>38967659
That one hurt me.

>>38963884
>laces are on the bottom of the boot
for what purpose?

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From POL/SG

>>38967613
nice an00n

>>38968056
>this website is so dogmatic
>>>/plebbit/
>>>/9fag/
>>>/kys/

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>>38963517
>no one has posted this yet

>>38963517
>always strangles women to the point of near-death
Don't knock it til you try it

>>38971285
>is the other one supposed to be critikal?
Begone from this place.

>>38975357
Why does leddit always mess up Chad's head shape?

>>38975531
that's just fucknig disgusting

>>38976933
It's you. Have you looked in a mirror lately, Fid?

>>38964096
>calls authorities in advance
fucking lol

>>38971135
nice pic, saint

>>38971135
nice vid saint
thanks

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Ultraleft Chad

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>>38974632
Here yiuu go
Original

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Even more obscure one

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I can't tell if i actually like this meme but i keep coming back to it

Somebody make Stoic Chad vs Virgin Hedonist

It has to be done

>>38979373

>>38969211
>uses a dex weapon besides the fact that he's a wizard
wew

>>38967186
Have you tried nofap friend?

>>38966745
Fuck off you unoriginal fuck

>>38969274
>Jesus was so beta even his mother was a virgin
>Uses god like powers to help people better than himself due to immense self hate and guilt
>Too cowardly to die so is allowed to live as death itself pities him

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An original r9k meme has been destroyed by normies.

>>38966367
can someone give a link to this thread? looks suicide tier

>>38963811
this is why i fap only about 2-3 times a month

>>38982295
Man, Jesus really is the best.

>>38979373
The left side is just Claude Frollo.

>>38967186
This happened to me when I lost my virginity a month ago. Just kept trying and gave up porn and masturbation completely. Now I stay hard and come a little too soon, even with a condom on. Not sure how to find a good middle ground, but since I'm coming I don't care all that much. I typically go down on her first anyway.

>>38964158
These memes are getting dumber by the minute

>>38964159
This

The meme has been Reddit as fuck since its inception 2bh

>>38970297
Needed to mention virgin dick size, otherwise 10/10

>>38969163
>hasn't read the bible
what a pleb