I need a really witty tinder bio. Hit me.

>>38962378
le burb
le nihilism morty
haha
le burp again

>>38962378
If you hate dogs, swipe left

Sure op. If you show me your profile to see what Im working with.

>tinder
>frogshit
>phoneposter
You are the cancer killing /r9k/. You are worse than the LGBT faggots because you aren't even aware that you are cancer. Leave.

YOur bio doesn't matter one bit.

If women think you're hot, you could post the entire text of Mein Kampf and they'd love it.

>>38962439
>tinder
I'm horny and MIGHT be able to fuck. Why not?
>frogpost
A picture is worth a thousand words
>phoneposter
Now you hold it right there. I'm a tablet poster

Btw, this is my current bio and it's fucking true
>I am literally insane so if you are interested in psychology swipe right

>>38962444
Checked. So anything I write will be seen as painfully average?

>>38962516

If by average, you mean creepy, yes. Average is unattractive to women and what is unattractive is creepy.

>>38962622
Well fuck you then
Original original

>>38962858

Don't worry. I'm ugly and pretty much figured out that everything I do is "creepy" to women because of it. So no, no one will be fucking me.

>>38963016
Well don't project your life experience onto the rest of the world.