Would you cut your dick and balls off for 1 million USD? You

>>38960334

1 million isn't even a lot

I mean I sure the fuck wouldn't do it no matter how much you offered but 1 million isn't anywhere near worth it

Not enough baka.

How come anytime a thread about using money comes up it's either too much or too little?

>>38960367
>>38960511


1 million dollar invested properly, like in AAA stocks will give you a six figure annual salary. You will live an upper middle class lifestyle. Like a doctor, doing nothing.

>>38960334
I'd do it if it was just the balls. But I wouldn't let go of my dick, it's my favorite body part.

>>38960334
i'd do it for nothing but that would give me even more reason to do it

>>38960334
if I got an actual surgeon to do it sure but not like in webm related

I'd do it for free desu but the $1M would be a nice bonus

fake&gay

Nobody could endure getting his dick/balls cut off like that. Also the unclean cut would be an even bigger mess the following days with infections galore.

>>38960334
>cut them off
>invest the entire $1m
>in a couple years make contact with regenerative med institute to grow new ones for me
>have working genitals and get rich off burgers paying thousands of dollars to get unjewed

>>38960732
What this guy said. This dude isn't even wearing gloves.

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>>38960334
how is this shit even possible? wtf? how mentally ill you have to be to do this? jesus AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38960794

Yeah, our technology is definitely at that level. Good call, anon.

>>38961268
WFIRM has grown entire organs and the field in general has made a lot of progress on growing nerves and getting them to reattach.

>>38960334

do this even heals correctly?

>>38960334
I honestly got turned on by this, I think it was how cute the tummy looked and how that person clearly knew they had no manhood so losing what little they had down there must've felt really satisfying

>>38960334
I'd do it for a lifetime untaxed income of 5,000,000 cash every year. And some hormone treatments to make me as asexual as possible. Then I can do whatever I want; travel wherever I want, buy whatever gadget or toy I want, shitpost all day, indulge myself completely in my interests that would never make me any money. I'd be a man free from sex and women, and I could pleasure myself with drugs if I really wanted to.

But for one lump sum of 1mill, no way. Masturbating makes life suck slightly less and 1mill would be gone fast, even if I gave it to some Jew or finance Chad to invest it. Too many "what ifs" at 1 mill

>>38960334
Only If I were hellbent on killing myself afterward, and letting my family enjoy the 1 million

>>38960571
In exchange for losing your health and becoming a eunuch. I wouldn't do it for any sum of income.

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>>38960334
why would they pay you $1mill when they kidnap you for $10k

>"It isn't a mental disorder!!!!"

Trannies are subhuman.

>>38960334
No I'm on pace to earn that in 5 years so I'd rather just work hard and keep my tallywaker

>>38960334
Still not a mental ilness

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>>38960334
This nigga using a fucking tomato knife to do that shit.

>>38960334
I'm not even gonna open that video for a million.

>>38964892
what the fuck was that squirt at the end jesus christ

>>38960334
Gays are mental

>>38960334
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>>38964892
ahahaha im sorry but the way some piss came out at the start made me laugh for some reason

it was like his dick was crying