How many of you masturbate at work/school? Just pop into the

You're really that fucking lonely fag? just wait till you wait home ffs

>>38959730
I do. I have a female friend who does it too. She has a secret little spot where she goes to wank and nap

>>38959796
Lonely no, horny yes

>>38959730
Never have fully masturbated, but I do sometimes slip into my work bathroom to take nude selfies

Did it a couple of times in school just to try it out. Wasn't very fun after the first time

>>38959730
>be me
>get a part time job at mcdonalds when im 16
>first day
>all my colleuges trying to make small talk and get to know me
>im a mega-autist so get really stressed out
>go to the toilet to jerk off
>apparently my colleauges think i ran off to have a panic attack
>send someone in after to me to check i'm okay
>he hears me jerking pretty aggressively
>get fired the same day
>my first and last day at work ever

One time during the first year of secondary me and a mate fapped during math class

Squeezing a quick one out in the bathroom is the best part of the workday

>>38959796
You're weirdly hostile. Maybe you should head into the rest room and wank one out? Might calm you down.

All the time. Even had a couple specific spots around work and school that were my preferred jerk off bathrooms, including a hospital basement and the school's law library. Favorite way to pass time when there's nothing else to do between classes.

>be me
>bored at work
>feel the need to shoot some seed
>go to men's room
>stand at urinal
>tug one off
>dick pointing up while cumming
>skyward_sword.jpg
>spoot over the top of urinal, hits wall
>return many times to the scene of the crime
>always jerk off at the same urinal, trying to break my own record for cumshot altitude
>tfw I notice all my cums have been scrubbed away
>tfw notice from HR is posted in men's room about someone masturbating at the urinals
>stop entering cumshot Olympics
>mystery never solved

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>>38960116
This is what /r9k/ is all about.
Bathroom shenanigans.

>>38959730
I've never jerked off at work, but I did used to work at a hotel with this cute fag who couldn't get enough of my dick. I'd usually drag him off to the back once or twice per shift to put a load down his throat or up his butt.

>>38959730
i remember this one lad who busted out a wank in the school toilets, don't know how everyone found out though

>>38960116
>>always jerk off at the same urinal, trying to break my own record for cumshot altitude