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>Only ONE chance at life
>Born in England
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Maybe switch places with that Guanged fella
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>>38959505
Literally, originally, whomst?
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>>38959481
>One change at life
>Virgin islands
(you)
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>>38959481
>one chance at life
>mutt
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>>38959481
Your only hope now is to wait until you get murdered or raped (culturally enriched) by a refugee. Sorry OP.
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>>38959481
Wagwarn blud
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>Only ONE chance at life
>Born an autistic slav
>Move to England later
I have no friends, no chance to take advantage of nepotism and my parents are poor incompetants who divorced when I was a teen. At least my English is near perfect, but that's like the bare minimum for getting by here.
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>>38959481
>One chance at life
>Born in fucking Scotland
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>one shot at life
>born in country with highest living standard in the world
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>one chance at life
>born after the Civil Rights Movement
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>>38959481
>ONE opportunity at living life
>born a 1/4 Native American mutt
someone please end my life for me
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>>38962330
same but at least scottish people have a common understanding of the shitness of life and can look at it humourously
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>>38959481
>One chance at life
>Filipino
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>>38962470
Nothing pisses me off more than a Scot who thinks he's funny. God forbid intelligent.
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>>38959481
>Only ONE chance at life
>Born in some caribbean shithole
>Mutt
At least you were born in a first world country with tons of white girls
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It's a pretty nice city. What do you dislike about England?
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>>38959481
I want to come to England to visit. I'm Canadian. Would I be considered exotic to your women? Would I be able to fuck one?
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>>38962619
At least he's not from Compton, and his collar stays poppin
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>one chance in life
>born in France
>next to England
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>>38962676
>I'm Canadian. Would I be considered exotic to your women?
No. British women, like our men, are universally cynical and hateful and the only thing they despise more than their compatriots is foreigners.
Just stay in Canada. You don't want to come to this cess pit of a nation.
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sapnin kidda
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>>38959481
>one chance at life
>born in america
why even keep going?
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>>38959481
>>Only ONE chance at life
>Implying
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>>38963711
anon what about tall guys from the south who have a Matthew McConaughey type accent. I have the biggest hard-on for British grills. Do they really hate all foreigners or does it just depend on how chad and rich you are. pic fucking related
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>One chance at life
>Born a jew in EnglandI couldn't look any different from pic related btw, but the merchant really cracks me up
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