I've got a 20 matches saved up You know the deal, dubs decides

>>38956432
20 "u wan sum sex bb?"

>>38956448
So close, you get a reroll. I hope you don't get it, 20 is definitely sjw material.

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16
u wan
sum fuk
then proceed to send this dumb bird meme

bitches love dem dumb normie memes

Show me #17 s profile and I will think of a message to send.

I might just yolo and roll a virtual die to select a chick and say the two suggestions since you niggers can't get dubs worth shit

>>38956776
Fuck you and your failed trips
>and check em

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>>38956757
17 reporting in, ready for orders

>>38956805
Holy molly this is disturbing but still gotta stay by my word.

Hey Janelle. My weekend was brimming with oreos I magically pull from my sleeves. How crazily weird are your spending habits regarding nerdy things? *crying from laughter emoticon goes here OP*

Can I see Tirzah?

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I can't make my keyboard do emoticons except in texts for some reason. So I just doubled down on the autism for you.

>>38957003
You made my day anon. Ill do more just for you

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>>38956943
>>38957003
Sorry I forgot to give you your (you). I'm not going to lie, I might have sabotaged it cause I really don't want to talk to a semi fat chick that has a toddler lol
>>38956961
Here you go, she seems cute

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>>38956432
Ask #3 if she wants a custard cream themed weekend of fun and pleasure. Accompany with a something like attached from the gif library.

1 would you peg me please?

>>38957096
Orooolll

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>>38957073
No. Pls. Pls no. I am holding my ground on the dubs rule on this one. I had no idea about this when I matched, never read profiles just swipe right on everything

>>38957025
Not OP but please do more.
I'm a boring and lame person so naturally it's hard for me to brake the ice.

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>>38957133
YOU GET DUBS FINALLY AND DON'T EVEN CONTRIBUTE. MOTHER FUCKER

>>38957124
>transgender women

why

>>38957039
Hey Tirzah. How are you? I dont know if its from the nickname but you seem like a fun person - just like someone else in here :)

>>38957174
Because *current year* it's perfectly ok to be on a site for straight people! They should stick to fucking grindr.

>>38956432
Show me #3

>>38957133
As long as OP posts more profiles I dont mind.

>>38957226
why should SHE stick to grindr? That's for gay dudes.

>>38957251
I'll post more in a bit (along with tirzah), I got an emergency to deal with right now. I found mold in my apt right behind my bed and It fucked up me along one of my cats so I'm trying to gtfo that bitch asap since my lease is up this month.

>>38957351
>and It fucked up me along one of m
Just paint over it? Thank me later.

>>38957335
but "she" IS a dude

>>38957351
Well the more you post the easier it is to come up with openeres.

>>38957373
No SHE isn't. She is a Woman. I would do her, damn she fit. C'mon bri it's 2017.

The anus (from Latin anus meaning "ring", "circle") is an opening at the opposite end of an animal's digestive tract from the mouth. Its function is to control the expulsion of feces, unwanted semi-solid matter produced during digestion, which, depending on the type of animal, may include: matter which the animal cannot digest, such as bones;[1] food material after all the nutrients have been extracted, for example cellulose or lignin; ingested matter which would be toxic if it remained in the digestive tract; and dead or excess gut bacteria and other endosymbionts.

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>>38957370
The problem is circulation is non existent because my air conditioning/fan has been broken for 2 months and they have refused to come fix it and I'm in the bottom level. My lease is up this month so that's probably why they've been avoiding fixing shit for me. Anyway, here's a new profile. Her cat actually looks just like mine so I might just send her a pic of it, give me something to say with it I guess.

>>38957219
Done. Very wholesome anon, I like it.

Bro I'm pretty sure I know Lorrin. Can I get a larger pic?

>>38956432

Please do Michell. I'd totally smash her milf face with muh dick.

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>>38957684
Whoops I forgot to attach.

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>>38957762
Ok, what say?

>>38957613
Oh wow she is hilarious. Here you go.

It's a prince's job to save a kitten in distress - for my cat looks similiar to your cat, Alique, but the ceiling does hopefully not.

>>38957857
Mommy I want your milky please be hasty :)

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>>38957386
Here's a wide shot out of more selections. Can go to profile of any you want to see

>>38957912

What a bunch of butter faces, holy shit.

>>38957912
Meesh if she is the one on left. Else Mary I guess?

>>38956805

>24

Lolwut? She looks like fucking 44.

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>>38957910
Mmm you think if I poop in her mouth it'll become chocolate milk?

>>38957988
All that stress and the kid has fucked her body up.
She let Chad pump and dump her at 20 and now her life is pretty much ruined.

>>38957912

Mary is the only half decent pic.

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>>38957897
You Makin me a neckbeard but I like it, better than unoriginal "hur dur let's smash"

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>>38957967
She is the one on the right it appears. Left in this pic obviously, seems cute

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>>38958085
She seems ok. Meh/10

>>38958161
Them glasses though.

>>38956805
jackpot right there m8