The planet has orbitted the sun 25 times since the last time I touched a vagina. The last time I touched a vagina was when I was born. I would not mind fucking a prostitute, but it's illegal in this country so there goes that plan. I just want some of that therapeutic drug that is female affection, even if it's manufactured.
I will comfort you my love. Phone number?
>>38956150
What do you want my phone number for?
To come and get you laid. You probably don't want to put your address out in the open do you?
>>38956109
Vagina isn't all there is to life anon! Even though it may be the strongest biological drive for a male and the only real purpose you have, you can find meaning in life in other ways. Maybe you can preform financial services for women and emotional support for them. Sure you may never touch them yourself, but you can watch and help other people do it. I'm sure it'll be almost as good.
>>38956293
Ah, smart thinking, anon.
My number is911, call me anytime
>>38956417
fake news! didn't work