What is the best way to achieve maximum comfort dear robots of /r9k/?

>>38955551
What is maximum comfort?

>>38955551
Smoke a bowl or 3 and cuddle up in some soft-ass blankets famalam

Get a fresh raw veggie tray from the grocery store with ranch dipping sauce and watch a movie

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>>38955551
Here is a comprehensive list of hints that can help to expand one's welfare through the inhibition of "comfyness".
>Buy three sets of pyjamas, they all have to have buttons so that they have a more "traditional" feel and you can pretend to be one of those cute anime girls that have sleep-overs with their friends.
>You must shave your body as much as possible so that you can feel your bare skin being enveloped by your clothing, like having 1000 pure maidens gently teasing your skin at all times.
>Purchase a dressing gown of at least $45.00 value (AliExpress and Amazon recommended due to choice), wear it at all times and wash once every week.
>Wash duvet and pillowcases once every fort-night.
>Make sure your duvet is at a high tog so that it is warm an snuggly.
>Maintain a room with high storage capacity and little clutter, efficiency is important and make sure to hoover once every two days and clean the room fully once a week (weekends are best for this), ensure that there is no black mold using toilet cleaner (cover your eyes, nose and mouth when you are getting rid of such - I find glasses and a balaclava to be helpful for such).
>Purchase a fly-swat for cheap, exterminate and dispose of any pests you come into contact with, use a jar taped on the outside with bread placed inside to take care of silverfish (the masking tape should let them climb in whilst the interior will prevent them getting out).
>Read a book each day to stimulate your imagination, if you are struggling ten pages at the start of each hour available should help brake up your day and make life comfier.
>Learn to cook well; to make a latte measure milk into a mug, pour it into a pan on gas mark 4/5 before placing sugar and coffee into the mug. Then wait and stir intermittently until it is boiling then pour in mug and stir.
>Purchase an air freshener to keep your room nice, open windows for 1-2 hours a day to vent in fresh air though keep closed at night so not to attract insects.