NEET REHABILITATION PROGRAM

I dunno, if I have to drop my hobbies and who I am as a person for sex, I think I'll just die alone instead.

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>>38954664
I still can't comprehend how neets don't understand why living without purpose makes them so unhappy.

>don't bring your phone
>take pictures everywhere you go

is short term memory also a point on the list?

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>>38954665
Video games aren't real hobbies. They are fun once in a while when you don't have ANY else to do for at most an hour, but you faggots sit on your ass enjoying artificial achievements 12 hours a day are killing yourselves.

To be honest even doing all the stuff in the OP wouldn't get most people here laid because your irredeemable flaws and cooping mechanisms are so ingrained into your reality that woman would be able to see how disgusting you are a mile away and will either completely avoid you or use you for what little NEET bucks you have.

>>38954664
I'm not actually a neet, but wanna do some type of sport, any recomendations?
My knees are fucked, i think i have a meniscal tear in a knee, had the same knee kicked in a bit too. The other knee, no idea if anythings wrong or they are just a bit weak

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>>38954667
>not carrying a high grade professional camcorder everywhere you go to local events

It's like you don't even want to smash copious amounts of "aspiring model" pussy

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>discarding individuality and centering entire life around female approval

>>38954664
>lift
>dress and groom yourself well
>develop interesting hobbies that CREATE value rather than CONSUME it (i.e. learning a trade or musical instrument rather than watching anime or playing vidya)
>get a job, then a better one

Actually pretty straightforward shit. Like anything else, the first step is wanting to make a change, no matter the cost.

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>>38954667
Good catch, I should have said initially don't bring your phone so you don't really have it as a safety net. I do this myself to make sure I stay present in whatever I'm doing.

Alternatively, while you're not bringing your phone initially, just get a disposable camera. That aesthetic is pretty in. Or even get a digital. What you choose here isn't really the point.

>>38954669
I feel like past high school sports are pointless. I mean I'm in college and I could join like a running club or some bullshit like that but I'd rather use that time to make money and work out on my own. Just feel like it's too much of a commitment once you have actual responsibilities like rent and utilities.

>>38954668
What the fuck does it matter if the achievements are "artificial" or not.
It's an enjoyable activity that I derive pleasure from doing in my free time, after work and gym.
How exactly is that bad?

>>38954674
It's largely a social outlet.

I play squash for example and sign up for weekend tournaments.

At these tournaments I make friends with my opponent, get their number, and hang out with them later.

We may go to a bar, go to a concert, and I've even had friends I've made this way set me up on dates.

You take photos at sports events, and they give you some social media cred, if that's interesting to you. If not, you've still made friends with a real live human bean.

>>38954671
Please tell use more about how your high level 15000 hour WOW or LoL or how you can speed run Ninja Guiden makes you such individual or a nonconformist?

>>38954677
I don't play multiplayer games because I'm not a faggot

>>38954675
Like I said it's fine in moderation but definitely not everyday and if you're not using your after workout adrenaline pump to go talk to hotties then you're doing it wrong.

>>38954664

Been there, done that. Just realized that people are incredibly boring and I rather spent time alone.

>>38954675
Because it becomes an excuse for you to avoid doing something socially useful in your spare time.

>>38954678
That's even fucking worse. You literally sit in a dark room by yourself with no social interaction in the slightest cheering on Mario.

>>38954679
So you play single player on rails games which are just feeding you a story over and over again? That makes you a bigger faggot.

>>38954668
It's no different than reading a book to me. I'll just pay hookers for sex, I'm way past caring about a relationship at this point.

>>38954683
Meant for >>38954678

>>38954684
You are socially inactive and may as well not exist. That is why you are unhappy. You are lumpen, a waste of consciousness and a failure.

>>38954679
I have like an hour or two left before bed when I get out of the gym after work, certainly not going to waste it talking to basic bitches.

>>38954681
Why does one need an excuse? I am more socially skilled than most people I meet - and that is mostly because I have a functioning brain and do not waste all of my mental capacities on maintaining 2000 platonic relationships through my phone all day every day.

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>>38954682
So? I lift, eat well and do things that give me enjoyment.
I'm living for myself, whereas you haven't grown past the horny 13 year old virgin phase and can't do anything but try to get laid
Besides, if I wanted to be a shitty normie that hates their life, 4chan is the last place I'd be at 3:49 AM on a wednesday

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>>38954680
This is also wrong. There are billions of people on earth. I'm a lone wolf by nature but even I've found people i connect with. If you don't like the crowds of your current town move somewhere else. If that's not possible get a shitty job and work until you can afford a 400 dollar plane ticket and your first two months rent in your new city then get the fuck out of there. If you can't find a friend in a major city you're doing something very wrong with your life.

>>38954686
I'm not even a neet but I used to be and loved it. I'm not unhappy about anything but not having more money.

>>38954688
You don't understand how much powe you'd have as an autismo blending in with the normies, you'd literally be able to wrap anyone around your finger tips once you become skilled enough, it's like swallowing the red pill while living in the blue pill world, you become Neo.

>>38954687
How about 2000 sexual relationships? Also if you text a bitch everyday you're fucking up.

>>38954668
Real life and vaginas have lost their appeal, deal with it normie. If any of us cared about getting girls we would already be doing that shit. Girls are not addictive enough, they are just people.

Talking with people in real life is like using dial up. I'm having a more direct and personal conversation with you than anyone has ever wanted to talk about at fucking work or in my social life. The conversations they have are so inane and directionless.

Im gonna work out for my own benefit, enjoy a bike ride by myself and play video games to my hearts content because I like doing it, and to stop doing the few things I like doing seems insane to me.

>Go to an art fair don't bring your phone

Sounds like torture to me.

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>>38954691
I've done that and after a while it feels like being in hell; that's the primary reason I chose to be a neet
Surrounded by constant mindnumbing stupidity and phony consumer culture personalities and lifestyles, I started to understand why some people just snap out of nowhere and go on rampages
I really can't hack it in that world, it's infuriating and if I'm just going to be enraged 24/7 I might as well just off myself

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>>38954686
>>38954689
>>38954683
Don't be hard on NEETs. This will never help them change. It's important to be positive and encouraging and help people improve their position in life.

We all live on this earth together and should work to help our fellow man ya dig

>>38954695
lmao fuck off homo

>>38954664
0. Get a job you STINKY NEET

>>38954689

Is not about being able to find someone to connect or not. I have already lived in different European cities and was able to meet people there, travel and other social activities. The general experience was "meh", so I just stopped.

>>38954683
Who cares about stories, I like immersive worlds with engaging characters and simple but fun gameplay
If I want a story I'll watch a movie

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>>38954693
We'll can't argue with you there honestly man if you're healthy and happy then all power to you.

Me on the other hand would like to have 3somes with random sluts and party it up until I'm 35 and can really focus on my business. I'm too horny to give an actual fuck right now and what I've personally found is that walking up to a girl and saying some random shit then asking for her number and texting her a few times in my free time then asking her to come over usually gets me laid.

>>38954698
How often to do you read? I feel there is a disconnect here between you and reality.

>>38954688
This, i think its pretty sad to build a life solely around seeking validation instead of doing things u enjoy

>>38954680
You don't get to complain about boredom in a social setting that you're part of. If it's boring, then guess what, you're boring.

Yeah, most people won't be incredibly fun to be around unless they're hanging with close friends that they've already established rapport with, unless there is an impetus for it. If you're gonna be "alpha" or a "social butterfly" or whatever else autistic term you wanna use, you gotta be that impetus.

Can't do that? Well, that's ok, but just face the fact that you're boring as fuck. Everyone else in whatever social setting you have rejected is probably not as starved for communication and intimacy as you are. They'll eventually leave and go somewhere where it's fun for them, because they have that option. They have other environments and activities that they know make them interesting. They don't give a shit about "current activity that some random NEET desperately needs to work or they'll give up on society. You don't have that luxury. You're boring everywhere. Either you take the extra steps to make yourself interesting in some form or fashion, within some setting, or you die alone.

Pick whatever, but don't blame other people. If every single social setting you've ever been in has been boring, the only common denominator is you.

>>38954701
Not him but I read minimum 4-5 books a month, depending on size. I've got lots of other hobbies though.

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just b urself bro

>>38954693
>>Go to an art fair don't bring your phone

>Sounds like torture to me.

Cause it's retarded. That dude seriously thinks that social people forego their phones for extended periods of time? That's like saying "cut off electricity in your home and build a fire", it's just a douchebag's way to feel deep.

>>38954664
>3. Take classes like wine classes, cooking classes, dancing classes, whatever

And end up being that weirdo who went by himself to dance classes whilst everyone brought a friend or two.

>>38954701

I read around a dozen books per year, currently reading Catch-22.

>>38954703

I guess that you are right, I have already realized that there are some problems that follow me regardless of the country or the people.
At this point, is like "self-fulfilling prophecy". I don't want to spend time and effort on social situations because I know that is not going to be worth it. Besides, I spent most of my life thinking that once I get a car things are going to be better, once I get a degree things are going to improve, once I emigrate, things are going to be great... So I feel like becoming social will be just another disappointment, and that is why I stopped with the social situations.

>>38954706
No it's because NEETs generally go someplace, look at their phone the whole time, and then complain that other people are lame or boring or [insert unfounded complaint here] lol

You could read up on behavioral science if you're skeptical or interested

>>38954664
Get this /r9k/ bullshit out of here you fucking retards.


>Pis is end result people will fall all over you
So you spend all this time working on getting a life so you can fuck low value whores on tinder? I can't believe you typed out this low test horseshit OP.

I don't know, taking dance lessons, cooking classes, etc. just for the sake of it are a waste of time in my opinion.

Everyone has a one or two major pursuits/interests, you should focus on them an become great at it instead of trying to do everything and just end up medicore at it

>>38954707
Sometimes you gotta be that weirdo, but if you know who you are at your core as a person then who's what other people think. And if you put yourself out enough then no matter how fucked you think you are people will pick up on it everyone is kinda weird

>>38954710
Lol shhhh don't tell them

>>38954664
Anyone can have nerdy hobbies and still get sex.
Go fuck yourself m8. Your perception of life is that of an 80's teen sitcom.

>>38954708
>I spent most of my life thinking that once I get a car things are going to be better, once I get a degree things are going to improve, once I emigrate, things are going to be great... So I feel like becoming social will be just another disappointment, and that is why I stopped with the social situations.

That's just life, man. Call it human nature. You get what you want, then you want something more. Not a good reason to give up altogether imo. Just keep accumulating achievements and experiences and eventually you'll realize you're far better off than you used to be. The social aspect is important though. Human relations are a chore sometimes. They are. Friends aren't just standing by for whenever you feel like interacting with them. All of them have their own lives. Sometimes you gotta put some effort in even if you don't feel like it. Even if you were an all out sociopath, masterfully manipulating people into being available whenever you wish and doing things on your whim, that takes a ton of effort too.

That effort is what "being interesting" basically is.

>>38954670
Is that a thing?

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>>38954664
I constantly see people who do all this shit and I feel nothing but pity for them. Structuring your entire life around the hope that women will think you're normal is pathetic. Seriously how sad do you have to be as a person to read "sports journalism" so that you can talk to the normies around you?

Some of this is good advice though, like getting nice clothes and lifting. My issue is I don't want to literally become a person I'm not and fake interest in things that bore me so that normies will like me.

and why the fuck would you want that?

>>38954716
I've fucked a few local Instagram models using this method

>>38954706
>>38954709
you're both wrong and clearly have not been to a craft fair. The only reason to got to a craft fair is because your girlfriend or wife has dragged you there.

While they talk to the tradesmen for 2 hours about home-made soap, you cant look at your phone or she wont have sex with you. They want us to suffer just like they did, why? I dont know why.

>>38954717
>I constantly see people who do all this shit

No you don't. Most people are like that by nature.

>>38954717
Its because if you get a girlfriend, she's going to want a HOUSE and to have MULTIPLE CHILDREN and for you to get a better JOB that has you working 50+ hours a week. And you're going to have to take care of the kids. And if you do play video games, it will be HER games (hope you like WoW, Mario's and LoL)

Ive already watched it happen to both my brothers. They didnt restructure their lives or quit videogames. They simply no longer have time for them.

What these normies leave out is its really a choice between video games and being a good father. To be fair though, they can squeeze in casualy playing one game per year.

>>38954664
cringe

>>38954664
Definitely not doing 3, 6 or 9 so I guess I'll be forever NEET.

How do you stop the cycle of knowing exactly what you need to do, starting out well (motivated), fucking up once and going full hermit depression mode? This has been the last 2-3 years of my uni life

>>38954664
Lets see how well this works.

>1. Start lifting
I can't, I'm disabled.
>2. Pick up a sport you can use to make friends like Tennis and sign up for local competitive play (doesn't matter if you're bad just go out there and do it over and over)
I can't, I'm disabled.
>3. Take classes like wine classes, cooking classes, dancing classes, whatever
I can't get to them as I can't drive as I'm disabled
>4. Enroll in school and enroll in group-learning based classes so you can get those social gains
I don't like Jewish propaganda and I learn better working at my own pace. I find classes are aimed at the lowest tier and I'm way above that
>5. Literally uninstall every game you own and delete your steam account, accounts on whatever forum you're on, etc.
But still come to 4chan to post huh Op?
>6. Go to local cultural events like art fairs and concerts and don't bring your phone
Implying these exist in 2017 when there are no local communities.
>7. Start reading the news, read longform journalism websites like the ringer for sports or avc for film or GQ for fashion so that you have things to talk to other people to (at least an hour a day)
Start reading Jewish lies so you can spread them to other people. How about I don't?
>8. Go to a tailor for fitting clothes and follow fashion / get a designer haircut
Get a hair cut so you look like a fag. Don't keep a traditional haircut that suits you, get a cowlick and gel it!
>9. Take photos everywhere you go and start posting on social media and connecting with everyone you will meet along the way
Don't waste time on forums waste time on Twitter! Then you can signal how much stuff you do when you didn't actually invest in any of it because you were too busy taking photographs.

Either a woman or a retard wrote this. But I can't tell the difference.

>>38954703
>If it's boring then you're boring
Get a load of this retard.The majority of people aren't interesting, they're generic plebs who just follow the current trends. They have no passion, that lack intelligence and they offer nothing in the way of interesting ways to occupy your time. Your list even says "talk about pop culture and social media", 2 things which are utterly boring and devoid of any worth.

You sound like an idiot who doesn't understand the world of intelligent people. Imagine a world where everyone's a dwarf and you want to play basketball, that's what it's like for us dealing with people like you. It's fucking boring, you're uninteresting and there is no reason to invest time and effort into people who are mentally toddlers.

>>38954668
They are motherfucker,you cant grasp in how much skill effort and dedication takes to play a decent competitive offline/online videogame at a high level gtfo

>>38954664
>6. Go to local cultural events like art fairs and concerts and don't bring your phone
9. Take photos everywhere you go and start posting on social media

you're a fucking idiot, congrats on matching with a fat desperate gook though you really "made it"

>NEET
>Go to a tailor for fitting clothes
do you know how much that shit costs?
>Start reading the news, read longform journalism websites like the ringer for sports or avc for film or GQ for fashion so that you have things to talk to other people to
you sound like you care more about making good impression than actually reading interesting things
just read books faggot

>>38954726
t. brainlet

>>38954727
>The majority of people aren't interesting,
Not interesting to you? Perhaps. Not interesting in general? Well, not incredibly, no. You don't have to hang out with the majority of people though. You'd realize this if you were half as smart as you think you are. Protip: You ain't, you're just bitter and are sheltering yourself from the world, because it would expose exactly how average (at best) you are.

>they're generic plebs who just follow the current trends
Nah. They're just aware of them and aren't afraid to dip in a bit if they think it'll be fun, mostly because they don't give a fuck what you think of them. That's called being socially adjusted and is not a con.

>They have no passion
You'd be surprised. Do you have passion? Is the world aware of it? No? Yeah, there you go.

>that lack intelligence
They*

>they offer nothing in the way of interesting ways to occupy your time
They don't have to. They're not NPC's you psychopathic retard.

>Your list even says "talk about pop culture and social media", 2 things which are utterly boring and devoid of any worth.
I'm not the idiot who posted that cosmo tier list. Nice awareness though.

>You sound like an idiot who doesn't understand the world of intelligent people.
There is no world of intelligent people. There's only one world and it's the same for everyone. Just because you're even worse at existing in it than the vast majority of the plebs doesn't give you insight to some alternate reality where you'd belong. If it existed, you'd be thriving. You don't, cause it doesn't.

>Imagine a world where everyone's a dwarf and you want to play basketball
The best player on the 1 seed of the NBA eastern conference is 5'9". It's just you that sucks at everything.

>It's fucking boring
You mean difficult. For you.

>you're uninteresting
More interesting people than you disagree.

>no reason to invest time and effort into
...anything. That's just about what you really wanna say.

>>38954664
I'm a NEET and I do all this except the gay shit like dancing classes(I already took dancing in my Christian school as kid) and the retarded stuff like deleting my games ore leaving my phone behind and fuck reading journalism and fashion magazines lmao seriously? normal people only read that shit to pass the time like while waiting to get a haircut.
If you seriously have met someone who talks about that crap you need new friends.

To me you sound like you've watched too many TV shows that depict this kind of "perfect" friendship and relationships and you now believe this is how real life is.

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>>38954664
>Literally uninstall every game you own and delete your steam account, accounts on whatever forum you're on, etc.
Are you going to tell me to stop watching anime next?

>>38954734
Nah, you're beyond help. Keep doing your thing.

>>38954735
Thanks, I will keep doing exactly MY thing and not change myself to fit in with everyone else

>>38954664
Stopped reading at #1, already know it's retarded advice.

I'm a NEET with a girlfriend.

I don't lift
I don't do social sports
I don't take social classes
I don't go any kind of school
I play video games
I don't go to cultural events and I bring my phone everywhere I go
I don't read or watch the news at all, even less so fashion/lifestyle shit
I wear plain clothes and I cut my hair myself
I barely use social media

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>>38954664
>he dreams about creating a massive self-help image to post onto 4chan covering every aspect of live so that people will indirectly acknowledge and thank him

>>38954664
>9. Take photos everywhere you go and start posting on social media and connecting with everyone you will meet along the way

I'm really not okay with that. What if someone of my older times recognizes me and brings up all the shit I sperged in the net about? That's one of the reasons why I live under the blanket.

>>38954925
no one cares about that, most people are too puss boned to call you on it. that being said fuck this thread, i have a job and i can't even do most of these things because it's not enough money, how are neets supposed to do it

>>38954719
>implying
Tell us the story then, I'll repeat your ways if possible.

>not wanting to be a NEET
wagecuck here. I pray for the day I can ascend to NEET status.

>>38954664
I'd rather cut off my dick and throat fuck myself with it.

>>38954664
>Doing all that crap to attract petty women

Whether you're a NEET or a wagecuck, start sorting yourself out. I highly recommend listening to Jordan Peterson's lectures: he put them up for free on Youtube and they're much more useful than any self-help books (or bullshit lists like OP's) I've ever read.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoJ79r_54fc

>>38954664
>7. Start reading the news, read longform journalism websites like the ringer for sports or avc for film or GQ for fashion so that you have things to talk to other people to (at least an hour a day)

http://www.longform.org/

>>38954664
All that for sex and attention for women? My answer to her would be a resounding no. If you set out to achieve something, then do it for yourself, not to get people to have sex with you.

I love when normalfags think they have life figured out but they don't know themselves or have half as much figured out as a neet does. Wow a tinder match with a butt ugly asian chick, congrats on making it, bro.

I don't want to be rehabilitated. I'm going to remain a NEET until my mom dies then I'm going to kill myself.

>>38954719
how do you convert the knowledge you have a high quality camera to actually bedding these women? What is the process?

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>>38954664
You do not belong here if you do not know about the point of no return
This board is originally meant for those who have no salvation but death
Some people are meant to fail, this is one puny effort at feeling good about yourself thinking you have the magic they need but truth be told,

they'll never make it.

I tried these things and ended up socialising with people who were too different to me mentally, they were good people but not compatible after what I'd been through. Self-improvement is always good but never be fake, don't force yourself into hobbies you hate, remain true to yourself and what you really love and more people will appreciate you for it.

You don't need to go to wine tasting classes to get a girlfriend. You don't need to stop playing video games, they aren't a hindrance unless they're stopping you from going outside and talking to people.

>>38957019
This is good advice. Spreading yourself too thin can be just as bad. Dedicate yourself to a few things you like and make meaningful progress in those. Being a dilettante is a waste of your time that might expose you to more people but isn't likely to develop into anything meaningful for a majority of things that you touch on.

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>>38954664
op is a fucking retard normie bluepilled fucking MORON braindead neurotypical and shouldnt be listened to or taken seriously

>just get a life bro XD
>jus get out there and enrol in skool and get undefaultable debt and waste ur time to impress girls XDDDD
>read da news to be culturedd! you want to know your politisc to impress girls right!??? didn think about that one didga

fucking RETARD op off yourself you stupid redditor braindead cuckfaggot

its all about LOOKS

FACE AND LMS

L O O K S
O
O
K
S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A&t

>>38954664
How about I live the way I choose to live?

>>38957481
That's a really cool way of saying "I'm not willing to put forth the effort to change my life" my man

Also
>believing that video
>unironically
It's like you've never gone outside

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>>38957568
LOOOLLLLLLL bro you're right, u just need to step outside, females just get fucking DRIPPING wet with a guys personality. just b urself XD

awwwww too bad theres no downvote option here =((((((

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>>38954664
>Start lifting
>falling for lifting meme when you should just get in shape and gain social skills
No wonder there are many muscular autists.

>>38957651
Those facial aesthetics only matter if you want to be the kind of guy who bangs tons of girls right away moments after meeting them.

They aren't necessary for establishing meaningful relationships. Depends on what your goals are.

And stop being a retard, Jesus Christ

>>38954903
Sir could you please get the fuck off my board you disgusting normie?

>dance classes
how does this work if you're alone?
how do i not fall in love with my dance partner?
how do i not make it weird being there?

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>>38957694
LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

COPE HARDER

females dont ever fall in love with ugly guys ever. they just ltr them and use them for finances. they ALWAYS fall in love with gl looking guys

COPE

>meaningful relationship with a female
>"my goals are to get with a 39 years old mother of 5, im mature like that =P"
>she may be chads leftovers but more for me =P

shhhhhh

>>38957740
It's like you've never had a conversation with a human being before

Literally everything you've said is a meme

>>38957673
>lift instead of well rounded exercise regiment
unless you're gay, you won't find a date.

women like well rounded bodies more than top heavy bodies if you're not confident/beta. muscles don't instantly turn you into chad, this is the /fit/ myth

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>>38954688
>jaffa is calling
everytime

>>38954668
>Video games aren't real hobbies
I never understood this logic. Hobbies are what you do for fun. Video games are fun. Are you saying I'm not having real fun?

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>>38957775
>bro jus leave da basement and b urself =P
>lol bro u said memes, because i called your arguements memes it instantly invalidates it, lol XD

>>38957824
hobbies typically imply something constructive

>>38957717
No, I enjoy reading/watching permavirgins with 0 social skills and experience trying to give advice on how to get women to like you.

>>38957828
I genuinely think you don't understand how people work.

sounds gay ill stay neet

>>38957835
So you're saying I have to be making and building things every waking moment of my life, even during leisure?
Sounds like a living hell

>>38954672
>>develop interesting hobbies that CREATE value rather than CONSUME it (i.e. learning a trade or musical instrument rather than watching anime or playing vidya)

I don't get this because I like anime/videogames because I don't have to think very hard or put in a lot of effort.

Doing something else requires a lot of effort and practice and I'm usually shit at it no matter what. I'm bad at videogames too but the point stands

>>38957835
Objectively and entirely unoriginally false.

>>38957868
You don't have to make or build anything, even reading, playing music, or even listening to music is constructive

I'll chime in.

>get StayFocud, limit your activity on 4chan (and similar consumerist/shitposting websites) to 30 minutes a day. Maybe start with 1 hour and cut it down
>use meetup.com (fucking easy)

>>38957958
StayFocusd*

>>38957789
>well rounded exercise regiment
How this is different from lifting.

>>38954668
>that vegetable section
Eggplants, peppers, and tomatoes are not vegetables.

>just change literally everything about you
Nah I'm cool, that's not healthy at all.

>>38958146
It sounds way better if you say "I like hiking and swimming" instead of "I like spending several hours a week in a room with a few dozen other sweaty men"

>>38958240
Oh, i see the difference. I've been meaning to get into martial arts.

>>38957789
>>38958240
You are the exact type of person no one should ever listen to for advice for many reasons.

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>>38958467
>boo hoo someone doesnt like homoerotic lifting

>>38954664
>start lifintg
Stopped reading there. If I even do I pushup, not only is exercise literally torture, it gives me a hemorrhoid at the drop of a hat, and I'm ALREADY on blood pressure meds in my twenties, and ain't even that fat and walk everywhere (only a little obese).
>tennis
I really should have stopped reading. This is such normalfaggot bullshit. TENNIS YOU THINK A NERD WOULD HANG OUT WITH A GIRL THAT

LIKED

TENNIS

NIGGER YOU W--
>take uninteresting classes rather than join a meetup group about playing vidya

I'm fucking leaving this fucking thread. r9k didn't used to be this fucking faggot. Stop baiting, you've become bait itself.

>>38958467
That's 2 different posters. And I've been with more women than you'll ever be.

>>38954664
Sorry I'm allergic to blueberry
>Referencing bluepilling

>>38954664
Sorry I'm allergic to blueberry
>Referencing bluepill

Becoming a typical poser normie is not "rehabilitation"

You can get pussy and have friends and still maintain your own personality, the problem is people here dont have their own personality.

Fuck you for even suggesting these things, mass culture and conformity is the death of society

I like how it's NEET rehabilitation yet not a single thing mentions finding work. It's all learning how to conform to normalfag lifestyle while shutting off your own independent thoughts. And you don't need any of this shit to have sex nor will you get sex doing all of this dumb shit. You are a fucking joke OP. I hope this is an elaborate troll.

Won't work if I'm a manlet, jawlet and skinlet.

>>38957917
>listening to music is constructive
>playing videogames that also have music playing at all times, isn't

I could tell you're retarded from the OP, you don't have to keep shoving it into everyone's face. That being said, having videogames as a hobby in this day and age is a sign of bad taste and mental illness.

>>38954722
do your bros seem happy?

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>>38954664
>Literally uninstall every game you own
nigga fuck you, i ain't doing that shit

>>38954664
really great that you can shamelessly gut your personality like that with no remorse or anything. and all for the sake of chasing after pussy, the one thing robots despise doing. now, can you leave?

>this fucking thread
holy shit you kids are hopeless

OP is the kind of person to tell someone with paralysis to walk it off. If a NEET could stop being a NEET from simply following your advice they were never really a NEET in the first place.

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tl;dr
>force yourself to enjoy shit you don't enjoy and vice versa just to fuck some cock addicted sluts on tinder
Christ I know normie pseudo advice aren't worth much but this shit is really bottom of the barrel

>>38960316
I don't think OP is even a normie, he's probably the type of people his advice is supposed to help, which explains why it's so bad.

NEET rehabilitation program
>apply for jobs until you get a job
>work said job

>>38954664

>be white
>free asian poon

It's not fair

>>38957835

Haha yeah man, when a girls hobbies are being a "foodie", netflix and travelling, that's super constructive.

Slice your throat.

>>38960626
oh really? I'm a white virgin like most of the rest of this board, but I guess I will go get my free asian gf now, farewell.

>>38960728

Yeah put in some effort instead of sitting in your room all day and you'll be amazed.

>>38960828
I literally did, was making progress but the second chad gave her attention she ignored me and went to him without hesitation. and she was an autistic virgin like me too.

>>38954664
>Do all of this stupid shit just so I can have sex with some random roastie
Lmao as if
also
>steam games

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Fuck off, i like to sleep after being a wageslave for 6 years leave me alone

>>38960871

Farther than most nonwhites will ever get. Keep trying.

>>38960993
most nonwhites are not kissless virgins in their 20s. so clearly not.

>>38954664
I love these posts. They make me delight in imagining the kind of bluepilled idiot who would fall for them and make his own life miserable for nothing.

>>38954664
Don't believe OP's lies. "Self-improvement" is a fucking normie meme designed to provide roasties with a healthy supply of marriageable betas.
Women will not respect you unless you were born Chad. The best you can hope for is toleration.

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>>38954732
>Being this fucking assblasted
Did an antisocial person hurt you, anon?

>Normalscum: Just bee urself
>Also normalscum: You need to completely overhaul your entire existence unless you wanna die alone you manbaby virgins

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>>38954664

Every single one of those points you listed sound literally worse than cancer

>6. Go to local cultural events like art fairs and concerts and don't bring your phone

Especially this one, fuck me

>>38962292
Normies are fucking tools. OP's advice is mostly accurate but it's not worthwhile

All that shit besides lifting seems like too much work for little reward.

I'm a 22 year old HS dropout who has been NEET for 6 years. I'm so far behind people my age as far as life experience goes.

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>>38954664
>NEET up for 4 years
>random girl will show up to your door
>you will fall in love with her
>she will promise to save you from NEETdom
>you and her will sign a contract for her to teach you some ways to try to avoid being so anxious
>you will at first push her away
>but then you will realize she cares a lot about you than you think
>and she has gotten you to do so much more than you've done in the past four years
>and slowly you begin to get more and more friends
>and eventually you and her will fall in love after she reconciles her own anxieties
>the end.

>>38962340

If I have to change my life around that much to the point I don't even recognize the person I am anymore I'd rather die alone. Fucking normies.

>>38954664
>6. Go to local cultural events like art fairs and concerts and don't bring your phone
What if you need to exchange numbers with some bros or roasties?

>>38963240
Hand them one of your business cards, champ!

>>38956969
You just imply you have connections and help their popularity. "Models" and "Cosplayers" and the like are 99% total sluts, it's real easy.

i just want to be alone in an endless garden

>>38954664
At n2 I was motivated than the longer I read the more I realised I could just keep playing my MMO .

yknow at this point ill do ANYTHING for sex with a qt even if it means going through this shitty process

only thing i wanna know is does this actually work??

>>38954664
most beta post ive ever heard in my entire life. all this for a 2/10 asian, ill stick to popping off to internet porn

>>38964135
Why sure it does! What could be missing?

>buy gym membership
>buy classes, materials, dedicate more time from when you're off work
>buy new schooling, with textbooks, materials, and instruction
>get rid of all the things you enjoy that you spent money on
>buy tickets to art events, fairs, concerts, museums, and so on. Carry cash.
>buy a laptop or desktop so you don't hunch over your phone 24/7 reading longform journalism. Buy non-online copies.
>'connect' with everyone; go and buy them coffees, dates, dinners, tickets, and all manner of other things.

Nope, can't think of anything that could interfere with THIS list!

...if you're rather well off with plenty of time you can schedule, no obligations of any kind, and can expect none to arise.

>>38958481
There's no such thing as a "little" obese. You're either obese, morbidly obese, or neither.

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>>38954664
Wow the approval of some roastie whore thanks anon why don't you fuck right off.

>tfw can't delete my 4chan account

I'm too removed from other people to go back now.
I don't have any kind of social media and don't plan on getting it, so people think I'm weird from the get-go.
I don't have any friends. Literally zero.
My only hobbies are nerd shit.
I get so anxious when I go outside that the mere thought of joining some sort of club or activity stresses me out.

Some people aren't meant to experience things.

>>38964217
>buy gym membership
no money, do not like exercising in front of people and no amout of weightlifting will make a short guy like me look anymore attractive or get taller, even at my current age 18
>buy classes, materials, dedicate more time from when you're off work
no job, ergo no money for classes
>get rid of all the things you enjoy that you spent money on
try me
>buy tickets to art events, fairs, concerts, museums, and so on. Carry cash.
soooo get rid of things that i spent money on, to spend money on lots of other things? with no money? gee, great logic
>'connect' with everyone; go and buy them coffee, dates, dinners, tickets, and all manner of other things.

>buy this, buy that, buy this buy that, buy this for other people that wont give you sex but friendship :DDD
not gonna happen. i dont pay for people anymore, im not their parents. and they will not give me anything in return other than simple basic respect and im gonna be wasting time talking to them pretending i give a shit about their lives when i can spend absolutely all of my time putting my dick in girls everywhere i go if i did have a great amount of money
i dont need friends, i dont need any other things. all i want is sex and seeing how im not getting it now and id be risking money and lots of time and effort in what is not a guarantee, isnt worth jack shit to me

>>38954708
>Besides, I spent most of my life thinking that once I get a car things are going to be better, once I get a degree things are going to improve, once I emigrate, things are going to be great..

That's good. Basic human nature. You would be far worse off if you didn't try to improve yourself

how the hell are you supposed to do anything on this list when you're a neet with no money

>>38960085

pussy is literally the most important thing in the world

>>38964391
Methinks you missed the sarcasm, anon. Money IS the primary problem with 'the plan', not to mention it gets you no guaranteed sex.

As a tranny, might I recommend you broaden your search? I don't mean to me, but still. Alternately, whores are always happy for money.

>>38964548
>As a tranny,
KILL YOURSELF

>>38956975
What specifically is the point of no return, anyway? Aren't you doomed the moment you find this board?

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>>38954664
Don't listen to faggot OP's lies. I was forced into wagecuckery and want to kill myself even more now.

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>>38954664
>1. Start lifting
Already have and I am great at it
>2. Pick up a sport you can use to make friends like Tennis and sign up for local competitive play (doesn't matter if you're bad just go out there and do it over and over)
Have done it
>3. Take classes like wine classes, cooking classes, dancing classes, whatever
Have done it
>4. Enroll in school and enroll in group-learning based classes so you can get those social gains
I can talk with people, just get really bored and tired from doing it so I don't want ot do it.
>5. Literally uninstall every game you own and delete your steam account, accounts on whatever forum you're on, etc.
Already done, but I just started watching movies and browsing r9k all day instead
>6. Go to local cultural events like art fairs and concerts and don't bring your phone
And do what? Go home?
>7. Start reading the news, read longform journalism websites like the ringer for sports or avc for film or GQ for fashion so that you have things to talk to other people to (at least an hour a day)
Read the new... stopped reading there
>8. Go to a tailor for fitting clothes and follow fashion / get a designer haircut
So I can look pretty for some normie worthless fag that won't even help me in any way?
>9. Take photos everywhere you go and start posting on social media and connecting with everyone you will meet along the way
no

>>38964643
/pol/ on /r9k/. Not surprising. They have so little going in their lives anyway, starting with the mental retardation and on to the repressed homosexuality, it's not hard to see why they're SO angry.

Of course, that doesn't make them any smarter. If they were smarter, they'd realize having trannies is a good thing. Every tranny is less competition and every tranny lover is less competition.

Schadenfreude. A word any German could appreciate. :^)

>>38954726
I like you. Rational and clear.

>>38954664

I hate you autistic extroverts. Don't fucking talking to me, I don't want to talk to you. Your poor attempts at becoming interesting are failed attempts, because you're just a pleb. You think anyone gives a fuck if you are a basketweaver? No, fuck off. I hate you faggots trying to talk to me in public all while smiling like an idiot.

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>>38954664
Start Mike Mewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqlxAdmky10

>NEET Rehabilitation
>Advice is mainly about being social and only one point actually has anything to do with being a NEET.
>That one advice is literally "go to school".
Why do you fucking dropkicks think that NEET is synonymous with "loser"?
NEET doesn't mean hikikomori, it doesn't mean loser, it doesn't mean virgin. It LITERALLY means Not in Education, Employment or Training. There is no subjective element, it is a simple classification that only serves to identify if someone is working or in the process of obtaining education or training.
If you use it to mean something like loser, virgin or anything other than this meaning, you are a colossal fuckstain and should kill yourself.

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This only works for young, more malleable robots. Us 25+ ones are stuck in out habits.

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Here is a general framework for NEET rehabilitation:

1. Get a job and/or enrol in some kind of education (I recommend a trade)
2. Exercise regularly (walking for 30 minutes, 3 or 4 days a week is fine)
3. Disregard normalfag advice like OP's (I suspect he is underage)
4. Profit?

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>>38954664
>1. Start lifting
>2. After you've obtained results, install Tinder
>3. Skip all that other bullshit
Fixed. As long as you look good it's super easy to get laid.
Source - I am a former fat neckbeard who got into shape, got onto tinder and okcupid, and now has a small harem of girls to call whenever I want to get laid. Didn't have to change my hobbies, didn't have to get a better job, didn't have to get better clothes, didn't have to maintain a social media presence.
Just look good and be kind of standoffish when you talk to girls, that's all there is to it.

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>>38954664
please refer to
>>38954671
Your idea of neet rehabilitation is making yourself looking appealing to succubi. Sorry to burst your distorted world views but some of us dont want to be apart of your shitty faggot normie instagramwhoring lifestyle.
Fellow neets, do not listen to a word this nigger says. This is not the path to rehabilitation, this is how you become a braindead sheep

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>>38966628
Youre both genuine, original faggots.

>>38954726
please save this thread and repost the day before you neck yourself please

>>38954664
Its funny seeing all the neets trying to fight this and complaining but then in other threads asking what people want like 50% say to have a girlfriend or be normal.

>>38967388
No, it totally makes perfect sense!

They want it, sure, but that doesn't mean they should have to WORK for it like the rest of society. No, because they've "figured out" how society "really" is, it should be handed to them. For FREE!

>NEET rehabilitation
>actually means hikikomori or hermit rehabilitation

That's all I need to know you're full of shit OP.

>>38954664

Will any of these make my bones or dick bigger or give me a better face?

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>5. Literally uninstall every game you own and delete your steam account, accounts on whatever forum you're on, etc.

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>>38954668
>Video games aren't real hobbies
>>38957835
That's only if you don't bother to learn anything from, or about, them.
>http://web.archive.org/web/20160219173011/http://art-eater.com/2012/01/a-buddhists-guide-to-asuras-wrath/http://web.archive.org/web/20160219173034/
>http://art-eater.com/2012/02/a-buddhists-guide-to-asuras-wrath-part-2-weapons-the-bishops-staff-and-hungry-ghosts/
>http://web.archive.org/web/20160124103116/http://art-eater.com/2012/03/a-buddhists-guide-to-asuras-wrath-part-3-weapons-the-vajra/

One of the most pathetic threads I've seen in a long time.
I really hope this is pasta.

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>>38954727
This, most normans (especially women) have no meta-cognitive abilities. They only proceed through their timelines with only the most primal of thought processes. This is only exaggerated by the fact that they have no eccentric or interesting personalities to boast and commit schadenfreude on those less fortunate.

But there is one thing I disagree with in your post:
>they offer nothing in the way of interesting ways to occupy your time.

This is pure irony. You state that normies are bland and offer no actual substance. Yet this statement is a normies principal thought process is on people. "If he can't entertain me, then He isn't worth my time".

People void of personality; bored all of the time, project their boredom onto others. Its instinctual, people with personalities can sense that shit. Learn how to an interesting person, and you will possibly attract people who are interesting as well.

>You sound like an idiot who doesn't understand the world of intelligent people
keked

>>38957875
That's the point though, hobbies that require effort are attractive to women.

>>38954664
>steam
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198407809701