What's your opinion on dank healing crystals, r9k?

>>38954302
trendy hipster bullshit that's sold to scam retards out of their money

>>38954302
They're great to have around if you don't have health insurance. So are magic beans and crucifixes (for vampires).

>>38954302
are you real asking for peoples opinion on fucking rocks?

Depends on the crystal and for what

>>38954302
Jesus Christ Mary!

>>38954302
Salts crystals make great lamps as long as you don't buy into that mystical "ion" bullshit that it's going to do anything other than look nice.

>>38954424

>not knowing reikei and healing yourself of all ailments.

They are inferior to JO crystals

>>38954441

Yeah, meth crystals align the fuck out of my chakras for one thing

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I love me some dank healing crystals

>>38956653
you're not my real dad

where's johnny neptune...this post would be way cooler if he made it >>38956532

>>38956672
didn't mean to do the last one there

Why buy healing crystals when you can buy a healing stick and pray instead?

>>38954302
>dank healing crystals
is this normie slang for drugs?