No ideal gf/bf thread? Post what you have anons, OC is always nice.

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Knowing how these threads go, maybe we will all get gfs at the end

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i miss when my ex and i were still together

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Pic related is ideal

>>38952614
how'd you break up

bonanzairognianl

>>38952614
Same here anon

I still think about things we did together whenever I re-perform certain actions.

Its been a year now, I still can't let go

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Yallst'de've finna be plebs.

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the idealaroo for us

>>38952884
something's fucky
where am I again?

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all these things can be substituted for an ideal gf but i originally made this for an ideal bf thread

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I'd like to have an INFP like me. I could bounce different passages over to her, and we could write poems together

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>>38952982
>you're like a giant teddy bear
Found the fatso

i wisht his entire thread was filled only with different and original variations of clown gf or paranormal gf

>>38953010
Being INFP is suffering.

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>>38953010
>INFP gf
>implying she wouldn't threaten to kill herself/ call the police and claim you raped her within a week

>>38953017
damn, i've been found out

>>38953038
but I'm INFP and I'd never do that to someone, that's a really really mean thing to do

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>>38953010
>tfw the moment you acknowledge this is LITERALLY you someone will hate you for thinking of yourself this way, call you a histrionic bpd narcissistic harlot etc and youll just have to go back to questioning your identity 70% more than usual

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>>38953059
Don't sweat it, m8, chubbies shall inherit the earth.

>>38953087
Don't you dare do that, the opinions of others really, really don't fucking matter. You're fine, okay?

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>>38953113
they do but they dont but they DO but they DONT and youre me and im you and its all LOVE thank you so much anon ;o;

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>>38953113
>the opinions of others really, really don't fucking matter.
And people still wonder why people call them autists or spergs with a mindset like this. Adhering to social norms and ftting in so others don't judge you is literally the most important part of social life. Try finding a job while le being yourself.

>>38953108
i appreciate the sentiment my dude, but that's only if we don't die from a coronary or somethin' in our 40's

>>38953132
don't thank me, it's all good!
>>38953134
there's jobs everywhere, you could sit in a mailroom and be yourself and nobody will give you crap if you do your job right

>>38952955
This makes me unbelievably angry because I want this.

>>38953134
Wow! I'm doing better than I thought I would!
I almost completely disregarded this post because I'm aware that one person cannot accurately categorize a majority of people with this view, and I'm aware of the subtle nuances of my own life, personality, ego, and soul which make this statement irrelevant to me!

>>38953144
I've got it all figured out m8, heart problems are literally no concern for me. Cancer is running pretty strong in my family, I live in a area with really bad air and many toxins from factories and I used to have regular contact with carcinogenes. Coronary my ass.

>>38952533
Tumblr started post these its over another meme come and pass they claim it started on twitter

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>>38953166
>almost
Good to see you're not 100% delusuional. Cutesy positivity will only get you so far. Of course people can't accurately judge others by categorizing them, but guess what, they fucking do anyway. No pep talk in the world will change that, faggot.

>>38953156
>spending your life as irrelevant nobody in a boring, simpleton job
Sure sounds like something your average le artsy INFP tumblr faggot would dream of. No wonder they love to neck themselves. If I'd fall that far from my pink dream cloud onto the floor of reality I'd to give up on life. Fortunately, I'm not quuer.

>>38953270
Jobs don't have to last forever. I'm just giving an example of one, and in any case 99% of /r9k/ doesn't have a job, including myself.

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>>38953288
>and in any case 99% of /r9k/ doesn't have a job
Just because you're a loser doesn't mean that the rest on here has to be aswell, NEETboi.

>>38953321
>being a normie on /r9k/
I think /soc/ is that way, evidently you've just come here to shame others.

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>>38953189
I have a more objectively acceptable and empirically provable positivity mode but I don't really like having to prove things to people who aren't willing to be at least as open-minded and unbiased as I'm willing to be.

I don't mind that a pep talk can't change the way people judge their fellow beings. I have much bigger and better plans that'll do the trick.

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>>38953336
>living outside mommy's basement
>normie
You really showed me there, anon. I'm sure your parents are proud of you anon.

>>38953404
yeah, I'm not going to waste any more time on you. the bait is getting pretty obvious.

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>>38953341
>good feefees
>empirically provable
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Also, sorry for not being as open minded, lovely, magical and covered in fairy dust as you are. I'll try to better myself in the future. I prmoise.

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>>38953422
Why's that? Does mommy have to change your big boy diapers?

>>38953341
Stop replying. He's not worth the effort of posting.

>>38953469
why project onto me when you could astral project through various dimensions of the universe wherein each level you overcome a setback or trauma, ultimately leading to your enlightenment and freedom from these shackles of negativity?

Hopefully your true feelings are not that poorly masked and you're not beating yourself up too much for not beeeeeeing yourself, the one you truly know you are destined to be. I believe in you, Anon. We are equals, no matter how far down or up you have to go to see that.

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And now for some gfs!

heres some more mbti gfs

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>>38953525
>getting this assmad over post on the internet that could very well just be bots
XD

>>38953541
I fail to see why anyone would want to date someone like this. I legitimately can only imagine cucks do.

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ENTJ!

Remember that just because you share or do not share traits with a star sign, mbti type, etc, it does not have to mean you're the only one or just another drop in the ocean.

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ESFJ

We're all the same and all unique, your perception is what will make that fact either beautiful or horrifying

>>38953534
You sound awfully familiar, m8. If I didn't know for certain that a friend doesn't come on here, I'd think you would be him. At least you reminded me that I need to bully that faggot a bit more, so thanks for that, famalamadingdong.

>>38953581
INTP detected

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>>38953557
>I fail to see why anyone would want to date someone like this
People who know that they can't get anything better. People on here wanting a le pure fembot gf just are aware that stacy is out of their league.

>>38953595
No, my type is pic related.

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>>38953581
not sure what to say other than please keep it to bants and dont actually bully him pls

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it hits too hard
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38953580
>>38953541
Why the cheating shit? This is really horrible

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>>38953617
why was this image made? who would want to present that like a badge of honor?

>>38953629
see but that isnt all that matters
Imagine that coming from a person who has horrible issues in their own life and you realize that love has to be a two way street

>>38953646
Probably made here to make fun of MBTiggers.

>>38953628
Friendly bantz are boring, though.

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>>38953631
not sure man, i didnt make these and i just wanted to contribute after derailing pretty bad so i just saved as many as i could and didnt really read the entirety of most

it's relatable i suppose, that's probably all anyone wants out of personality tests and things like this

something to relate to

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>>38953666
a grim waifu for some dark trips

>>38953659
if you love someone then help them through their issues
if you can't, it's not your fault, but you should always do your best and try.

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>>38953629
You forgot the caption, though.

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>>38953659
oh anon theres a thing called understanding, and trying

if theres connection, theres a big chance.

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>>38953698
this one always makes me chuckle because im never sure if the braaaap gf stole the girl from this or if this stole the braaaaap gf art

tfw almost [REDACTED]am

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>>38953695
it didnt need one, but thanks i guess ..

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INFJ

many of these seem almost too similar but that could be because of the "we all share pieces of one another" thing and it could just be because these were all made by one person

or a little of both

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make her real make her come all the way from the uk to meet me

February come soon please i cant wait i cant wait

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>>38953010
Basically me but nobody wants an INFP bf.

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>>38952533
maybee my collection hasn't been seen enough.

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>>38953744
>t. normon

>>38953747
i know your pain, I posted it as an INFP myself

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Hasn't been posted in a while, so why the Hell not?

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i had something like her before believe it or not.

>>38953770
This is indeed pretty accurate to the autistic girl I know

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>>38953747
It should be easy getting laid once you've turned prison gay, m8. Just don't neck yourself until then.

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>>38953756
this isnt the right thread to do this aAAaaa this is a gf/bf ideal thread i just want her to come soon i want her to be real not a guy AAAAAAAAA i donT mind if she/he is a dude or a girl i just want them to love me back iunjrdttnujbnh

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i should probably sleep or something.

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>>38953747
if you drop a contact ill hyu if/when i start a free love hippie commune

in the meantime, dont worry, be happy! the universe is conspiring in your favor

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It'd be nice to have one of these gf's

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INTP

i love you and you love me

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>>38953801
>the universe is conspiring in your favor
Right, that's why we're posting on /r9gag/, we're all winners :)

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mugi is a great ideal gf waifu

>>38953763
Glad to hear others understand
>>38953777
Already bi. Still can't stop pushing people away with my insecurities.
>>38953801
Thanks for the offer, but I'd prefer to keep looking for the nonexistent monogamous loving relationship that I fantasize about.

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isfp

looks to be an art hoe on the indie side

>>38953831
>Already bi.
Then transition or something. The more you change the more likely it is that you'll end up as someone that is desirable.

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>>38953831
That's all good and well, best wishes!

>>38953825
duality is fun, i wonder which of these images came first? i saw pic related first, and your picture for the first time tonight. HMMMM

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feel the suffering, orginally

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ISTP

i
need
to
sleep
soon

>>38953848
Pretty sure transitioning is only guaranteed to make me even more disgusting.

>>38953853
i think the rude ones came first then as an inverted meme they made the nice ones.

>>38953877
Eh, no harm in trying, considering you have nothing to lose anyway.

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there are more MBTI gfs, just check the tumblr i guess

not me/my blog but it makes sense if you think that

i just got really into these just now from seeing that other anon post the infp gf

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>>38953892
i guess that was confusing to post that common with a non mbti gf

oh well

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>>38953905
comment*

ok brain obviously shutting down, nighty night everybot

>>38953892
How does it make ya'll feel that girls like this only exist in your head? No person on earth behaves like this, it's just a amalgam of various stereotypes and tropes of cutesy girls.

>>38953890
No thanks, I'm a boy. I'd rather not pretend to be something that I'm not.

>2D
>can be summoned and dismissed instantly

Since current technology cannot provide this yet, I cannot be satisfied.

>>38953914
How does it make you feel to know that there is a reality beyond your personal experiences, which may contain things you are unwilling or unable to conceive of?

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>>38953892
it'd be so nice to have a gf like this.
a girly girly who enjoys being a girl.
but, in my best efforts get me
pic related.

>>38953937
>t. semi attractive normalfag/cyborg around whom chicks pretend to be more than mindless sluts
Good for you that you're in that position, but don't delude yourself that there's any more depth to it than I just said.

>>38953917
Can't help those who don't want to help themselves I guess.

>>38953776
I always hear this and yet I am yet to meet one that isn't an SJW.

>>38953892
>had a shit life until her 20s but won't use this excuse to act like a piece of shit
Haha, that one really hurts

>>38954033
Why does that hurt?

>>38954053
Because I'm an overly emotional faggot.

>>38953763
>TFW INTP-T but I have the emotional wreck level of an INFP-T

ENTP here, which female personality type likes to get choked out?

>>38954279
The one that likes to call you Daddy

>>38954279
Just find a girl with daddy issues, type doesn't matter. That's like 95% of girls anyway.

Protip: Give no one your heart and no one will break your heart.

Be OK with being alone. This is the best way to live. Love just leads to pain eventually; if you're always alone, you'll have no one to mourn, in the future or otherwise.

>>38954053
Because the only person I ever truly loved used that excuse

>>38953144
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