Posts ending in dubs and I'll send it. Get me laid /r9k/

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send what nerd

>>38951747
What's going on

Orifice

Jesus you people are stupid. OP means that a post ending in dubs will be send to one of the women.

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Fuck you dumb roastie

I'm doing this for your own good anon

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>>38951747
Hey do you want to meet up at my place so i can tell you about the truth of Adolf Hitler? SPOILER ALERT... hes the good guy. Also we can have sex but only without a condom as i want to breed white children to fight in the upcoming race war.

Holy shit ur really pretty!!!!

>>38951747
Hey babe, your skin tone's lighter than my will to live

I would like you [insert her full name here} to come over to my address [insert your address] so that i can have sexual intercourse with you.

>>38951899
Whoops, meant "brighter" instead of lighter.

Wannaa smoke a blunt bishhhh

What's up big mami

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>>38951899
Done. Here is some proof for you.

>>38951747
Elly looks like an underage male prostitute

>>38952041
Ya shes ugly as fuck lol

>>38951988
Are you french or something dude?

I think I have a crush on u

>all those matches
>I couldn't even get ONE (1)

I measure sexuality in kilometers per second,

because I really want to fucking km/s

What you think about lil pump

>>38951747
I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
NIGGERS
SUCK DICK
I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
NIGGERS
SUCK DICK
THEYRE ALL POOR LIKE OBAMA
FUCK MICHELL OBAMA
NIGGERS! I HATE THEM!

>>38952169
All those women are only after validation. None will want to date the OP. You're not missing out on much

Are you into pegging?

Anew day begins, cars race around
Since the sun was energetic enough to rise today,
maybe you're energized enough for a walk?

>>38952215
That's probably true but it still kinda sucks. Constant rejection just makes you feel terrible inside.

Do you have a fem penis

>>38951747
Y'all'll regret not hhooking up with me

>>38951747
I find you to be a mildly attractive individual

wha'ts your favorite ambient harsh noise wall recording

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just send this picture senpai

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>>38951747
>shitpost in English
>Dutch roasties
We weten allebei dat ze je aas toch niet happen; de doorsnee hoer verstaat alleen Marronkaas en Nederlands.

>>38952418
Bek Houwen. Dit is in Spanje.

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>>38952437
Dan verstaan ze Engelse shitposts al helemaal niet kankermongool

>>38952254
I vote for this in an original way. Reee ree