hey /r9k/ i'm drunk and lonely ask me anything why is drinking

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okay but you have to answer really quickly

>>38951724
ok what

>>38951748
go find me a gif of a dinosaur and it must be a good one

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>>38951765
too late already got one! You sure are slow

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>>38951765
ok here

>>38951773
rude :(

>>38951785
good work yes but a little on the slow side

>>38951794
im not slow, stop bullying me ;_;

>>38951709

>tfw want to drink
>tfw don't want to be fat

Why live

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why are you so slow RETARD

>>38951842
the only saving grace for me is that i've recently stopped feeling very hungry despite cutting. im like 7 drinks in today and i'm pretty sure i am still under my TDEE calorie-wise

>>38951856
shut UP gosh

are you cute? you sound cute. also like someone I'd never want to go anywhere near

>>38951842
but yeah its fucjked up how alcohol rules so much but it's also really expensive and unbhealthy

>>38951916
im cute but why did you say the second thign that's mean ;_;

im a guy and i'm really nice irl...

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>>38951709
What would you do if you found a tiny 1 inch tall man on the ground?

>>38951948
uh i'm not sure

can i like, hear what he's saying? i'd help him out if so. like take him home and give him food or something

>>38951939
I'm sure you're very nice, just a bit of a headcase

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why are you so small

>>38951980
i act goofy on the internet but i'm pretty normal i promise...

>>38951991
im not small i'm fat

i'm 6'0" and 208 pounds....

>>38952007
i wasn't talking to you dude. come on

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>>38952016
but the thread says ama and i'm the original poster...

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>>38951991
im small because i am a japanese salary man and we are all this small

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In 1817 he [Franz Schubert] sent Breitkopf and Hartel one of his greatest songs, the Erlkonig. Breitkopf and Hartel could not have been less interested, and returned it to the only Franz Schubert they knew, a composer of that name who lived in Dresden. The Dresden Schubert was insulted, and sent a stiff note back to the publishers. Who was the upstart making free with his name? The Schubert of Dresden said he would keep the song. "I shall retain in my possession to learn, if possible, who sent you that sort of trash..."

>>38952157
i'm not running from the pain. there isn't that much pain in my life. i have friends and hobbies and all that. i just need someone to hug and cuddle and put my dick into

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you can't run away from the pain forever little green sailor moon. Keep running and you'll look back and find nothing left

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>>38952196
dick your friends

>>38952198
why did you delete the first post i cant even see the difference

>>38952212
they're all in relationships already

i did get a bj from one girl who is a friend of a friend but shes unattractive and lives far away and painfully, painfully autistic (like, a legal adult thats still really into youtube letsplayers and minecraft) so not really relationship material

>>38952237
i deleted it for me

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>>38952256
oh...

but why

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hi please keep responding i'm not going to sleep any time soon bc i had a few vodka red bulls

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>>38952284
sometimes you need to focus on yourself sometimes and not always focus on pleasing others. And I have decided that r9k is for me. Ny extension this thread is for me and my amusement

Drinking is fun anon especially when people doesn't expect you can drink a lot without becoming totally drunk

>>38952324
*by extension

>>38952324
okay fine i guess we can share this thread but i still don't get why you deleted your post then posted the same thing again

>>38952326
yeah i have a pretty good tolerance and i think it's bc of my german/irish heritage

if you combine that with the fact that lgbtq+ people are inclined to be alcoholics i'm practically destined to a life of drunkenness

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>>38952342
nice correction, nerd

>>38951709
Feeling generous for a poorfag? Sick of ramen these days.

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You've all hear of geocities getting shut down, correct? And I assume you're familiar with Unit 731? Well it's high time for a Nuclear Holocaust is what I'm getting at. It's time we embraced oblivion and ended this immense suffering forthwith. Nothing would give me greater pleasure then to see a multitude of ICBMs streaking towards every major population centre ; a beautiful constellation of merciful annihilation

>>38952472
but anon if there was a nuclear holocaust i would die without a cute bf and that just wouldnt be fair

>>38952456
i dont have that much money myself and i try to hold onto it so i can indulge in the things that make me forget i want to die as often as possible

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>>38952483
the Cambodian Genocide wan't fair either

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>>38951709
This polar bear will walk towards you for all eternity. He will never stop walking towards you. Forever.

>>38952511
that anime girl looks troubled

>>38952565
why though...

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>>38952584
don't you feel uneasy? He will always be walking towards you, you can't escape. You can close the thread, but he will always be with you

>>38952610
huh? i mean its ok. worst case he gets to me then just bumps into me over and over. polar bears are fuzzy and warm

where in the world are you OP?

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this thread makes me feel weird

>>38952894
northern california

>>38953152
i feel weird rn so i'm glad that i could convey that through the internet, directly to you

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>>38953253
ur spokin me even more now.

>>38953325
sorry what did i do wrong i just want other people to be happy

i'm pretty happy right now

i've had like probably uhh 10 drinks so far tonight and im playing videogames and talking with some good friends on twitter

how about you anon

>>38953340
spooked, making food, getting ready for work tomorrow

>>38953420
why are you spooked, is it something i said

what food are you making :3

>>38953454
I cant remember now.discount pizza

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>>38953485
nice, i hope you enjoy your pizza, anon!

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>>38952077
what

i got muted for 2 seconds because this isnt an original comment