These are some of the dumbest animals on the planet These ugly,

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fuck elephant

>>38951712
>fuck elephant
elephants are chill
tapirs are lazy assholes

elepent I HATe IT!!!

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Good news, then! They're going extinct.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapir

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>>38951758
look how fucking ugly these things are, seriously

why would anyone care about these things going extinct?

fuck you, son.

N. Korea is about to launch a nuke into Guam. that will trigger off a chain reaction in which U.S.A carpet bombs the Korean Peninsula and the Sea of Japan. China and Russia will Ally together and launch all their nukes into the N. American heartland.

The end of the world is exactly 27 days from now.

So FUCK tepirs. Fuck your shit, OP.

>>38951793
It nearly came to that point twice
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_Arkhipov#Involvement_in_Cuban_Missile_Crisis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alarm_incident

I don't think it'll get that bad. China sided with the US, in terms of sanctions. Russia still feels warmlike towards the US, they think they control trumpo.

Nor. Korea would get fucked in a war too. I think their shit is a bluff.

Besides, look at this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missile_defense

We're part of a very small list of countries that can blow a small number of missiles out of the air at all times.

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>>38951782
>why would anyone care about these things going extinct?
So when can dance on their graves and celebrate the complete removal of an exigent species without being accused of racism.

>>38952090
>It nearly came to that point twice
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_Arkhipov#Involvement_in_Cuban_Missile_Crisis
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alarm_incident
Ja, but they weren't also cray as the Norks. I'm still holding onto my scepticism, though.

>Russia still feels warmlike towards the US, they think they control trumpo.
They recently "broke up" with Trump due to recent sanctions. Don't know their feelings on North Korea, though.

>Besides, look at this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missile_defense
>We're part of a very small list of countries that can blow a small number of missiles out of the air at all times.
Do we even have missile defence systems in Guam?

I still remember going to the zoo when I was about 7 and watching 2 of those things fuck.

>>38952163
We've got them on boats, Austrailians and Japs were given some hardware incase shit goes down when the US is doing a big naval op,

Guam will be OK. Military brass has been planing for this since the 90s

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>>38951683

Lets discuss why you REALLY dont like them.

>>38952090
>>38952163
>>38952186
Never mind, just reviewed the news. The DPRK said they were CONSIDERING a strike on Guam military bases. So yeah, nothing's going to happen.

>>38952202
Nice photoshopped dicc

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>>38952202
>cherry picking the one good picture of tapirs that exists on the internet
fuck off tapir boy

>>38952220
>>38952217

Napoleon complexes indentified

>>38951758
It looks like something that should have gone instinct. I can imagine seeing a drawing of this alongside other sketches of stupid instinct animals:

>>38951782

>itt: dicklets assblasted even ugly minihippos are more hung than they'll ever be
mmm yes ur tears they sustain me

>>38952179
That explains why you're posting on /r9k/ today. I am sorry.

>>38952251
Which means it's genetically weird, weird things tend to be good for science.

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>>38952260
I don't give a fuck how big it's dick is dumbass

elephants have giant dicks and I can at least tolerate elephants

I can't stand these things

>>38951683
Gerold. How many time I folded you. Not to smaench my rumpus

Why does the US always take huge festering shit in their pants everytime kim jong gook makes some half-assed retarded threat for attention?

every goddamn year since his father's death this little daddy's boy makes some innane threat that never actually happens.... CNN reports it like "its the real deel you guise ITS HABBENING"... NOTHING HAPPENS and every american flips their shit like this isnt a rinse wash repeat situation

>>38951793
>>38952090
>>38952163
>>38952186
>>38952214
>>38952313
>come into a thread about fucking tapirs
>start sperging about some /pol/ shit
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
can't you do this on your board instead of every random ass thread you can post in?

>>38952313
Makes money. US hasn't felt a daily fear of being blown up by a nuclear power since the 80s. Maybe it's like an old man, trying to experience his youth's memories.

>>38952260
keking hard over here

my sides

>>38952335
The board says "random"

>>38952335
>cares this much about tapirs

im sorry... continue on with your rant about tapir dicks

>>38952367
I DON'T care about them, that's the thing
I don't give a fuck about them

>>38952351
this is not >>>/b/ but you are free to go there

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>>38952351
>The board says "random"
try again

>>38952382
>i dont care about them
>is in a thread about them

hey man i like tapir dick as much as the next guy, no need to be all in denial about the tapir dicks

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tapir junior is cute

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The tapir of the ocean

>>38951683

Is that the animal ancestor of the Jew?

>>38952417

2 questions

where is that thing located?

how can i fuck it?

>>38952436
/pol/'s here.

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>>38952409
pajama puppy

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tapir playing with monkey friend

>>38952473
D'aaaaaaaaaaw.

so majestic

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tried to make a memeu, failed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_hDvnM_xao

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OP got cucked by a fellow tapir in a past life and now holds a grudge against them

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why do you guys have to defend this ugly fag animals

can't you just support me on this

>>38952528

nailed it.

4/5

>>38952555
I'm actually gonna shitpost a fembot thread about tapir dick. It's gonn be hilarious

>Apart from mothers and their young offspring, tapirs lead almost exclusively solitary lives.
literally /ourguys/

>>38952567
Local shitposts seem to be of a gothic flavor

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>>38952587
would make a unique mascot

the /r9k/ tapirs.... hm

>>38952473
I know this comment is overused, but that looks like a pokemon