How long did it take for you to learn to tie your shoes? I was 16.

>>38950323
I was 12, I remember having to ask my cousin of the same age to tie my shoes for me

>>38950323
due to mom being a druggy until I was in my teens I didnt learn until I was 11 I think. Sorry for this next blog post.
I would get caught up during the loop de loop because I had no real idea how to do it.
If my shoes came untied during school I had to ask someone to tie them for me, they would look at me like I was retarded it was a horrible time in my life for various reasons but really this whole portion of my life would have been fixed solely if my parents had cared more. They actually try now but that damage has been done. I dont know what grief you may have suffered op but Im sorry if you did. You dont need to feel bad about it though, there are people in their 30's who cant read.

>>38950323
5/6. what the fuck were you guys doing.

5 or 6 maybe

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>implying i ever did
benis

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I was two. What kind of idiot can't just watch someone loop string and imitate it?

4/5

Are you from the uk out of curiosity? I once had a steam friend that had no idea what a jugular was and he was about 23.

>>38950522
Autists with bad spacial reasoning. Why we suck at fighting, sex, sports, etc.

t. 28 year old that has his shoes come untied often while walking.

>>38950442
OP here.
I could just never follow the instructions they gave me, and they'd get frustrated and stop trying. Finally at 16 I watched the spongebob video about tying shoes a couple times and figured it out. A lot of embarrassing had arisen because of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia8U-Yb-tkI

>>38950573
Im an autist with about average spacial reasoning, I just never bothered to ask because it seemed like one of those things people do when they dont have to just to seem smart (we already invented velcro).

I was about 11.

>>38950323
Brother may i have some oats
6

>>38950832
>underrated comment of the day

I'm 25 and I learned young but I do shit knots and I take a shit ton of time to finish. I try to do it when no one is watching to avoid getting nervous.

Other than that I'm pretty good with my hands, I don't know why I'm so retarded with knots

>>38950323
Like four
Niggers the lot of you

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>>38950323
Never cuz Imma baller

>>38950323
waht the fuck
i learned that when i was 4 or 5. kek

>>38950323
like 14, i just couldn't be bothered. I wonder if we could do a study of the age at which you learn to tie your shoelaces verses the chance of you being a degenerate.

I was like thirteen. I always used to tucked my laces into my shoes like a lazy ass. I tried watching that sponge bob episode to learn but never got it right.

please don't laugh at me

>>38950323
14

i used to get an autistic fit and throw shoes across the house when i didn't know which hole i was supposed to put the string into

that SpongeBob episode can suck my dick though, i learned how to do it myself through trial and error

21 and still can't tie my shoes

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>>38950323

Ummmmmmmmmmmm... I'm 20, still haven't done that. Probably should get on it.

> How long did it take for you to learn to tie your shoes? I was 16.
Prolly 5? idk when's usual, that's when.

But if "tying your shoes" is an euphemism for losing my virginity... it was on my 19th birthday with a whore, and then the real non-paid stuff like a year or two later

13. And I thought I was weird.

>>38950573
I think this is it, spacial reasoning. I'm book smart but legitimately retarded when it comes to physical tasks like that.

20 yo khv with no license, it me

I was 10. I always wore Velcro shoes and I never had to worry about untied shoelaces so I saw them as an inconvenience. I still haven't learned how to ride a bike though.

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What the flying fuck. Is it because this is 4chan or because this is /r9k/? I thought this was a fucking gay/virgin board not a board legitimately this retarded. I learned how to tie shoes at the age of 5 and I felt retarded for not knowing clear back then, and I actually am mentally ill.

I feel like a Chad now after being in this thread.

>>38950323
I was 16. I don't think it's because I'm retarded though. My mom said when she tried to teach me at a young age I'd throw the shoes in her face repeatedly, and she eventually just gave up.

>>38950323
Same here.
A mexican girl forced me to learn in front of a bunch of people.
I felt like such a loser

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Seriously is this like a metaphor for losing your virginity or something, I nailed it around 6, dafuq is going on in this thread?

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>>38951677
If you learned to tie your shoes at any age before 13 you're not a robot. Sorry.

12. I just liked my velcro shoes too much to give a shit about tying laces up until that point.

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Like 7 or 8. I wore velcro straps or had an adult or the neighbor girls do it for me until then.

I could read at two, so the retardation kinda evens out. Almost.

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some time in elementary, i got tired of velcro shoes so my friends mom taught me

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>>38951920
/thread/

This is our reality. Any normalfag will thino otherwise

>i was 16
Jesus fuck, man...

>>38950323
Like 8, what are you fucking retarded?

I unirionically learned it by googling at age 18. Before then I either kept the knots tied permanently or got mom to do it in the morning and hoped it didn't come undone.

People still occasionally comment that I tie them like a child, but little do they know I learned from a "how to teach your dumbshit kid to tie their shoes" guide.

>>38950323
I've never worn shoes with laces in my life.

>>38950323
I actually learned to tie my shoes when I was 15 or something and that was because I couldn't find velcro sneakers anymore for gym class.

After I learned how to tie my shoes though (from youtube videos of all places), I never actually took gym class and never needed to tie my shoes ever again.

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>>38950323
In college, but I wore saddles my whole life prior so I had a good excuse.

>>38950323
I was 14 I think

>>38950573
Correct, I bet we could easily do an easy correlation between the age you first tie your shoes and sport/social success, especially the former one

>>38950573
just double knot them lmao

>>38951644
Because you are a Chad/normie, real autists have no spacial intelligence

>Was always among the top 3 in my classes grades wise since elementary
>learned how to tie shoes at 14

Spacial intelligence=everything

>>38951920
Correct!

Spacial intelligence = being good at sports= being included since childhood and not shamed

No spacial intelligence= shit at sports= ostracized, made fun of, team fighting for NOT having you in their team since elementary school= early social outcast and social trauma= >90% chance of never making it

>>38950323

Somewhere between 8 and 11. Also learned how to read a clock at 8.

>>38950323
Had to learn to move onto 1st grade, so six I guess.

>>38953643
>>38953645

Los Noramalos, everybody

>>38950323
>he ties shoes the bunny way

lmfAAo