Eggman got a gf

>>38947583
Sheeeeee looks mentally ill broe

But he's charming and confident. We're not.

>it's not pizza
RRREEEEEEEEE

>that hair color
>those piercings
lmao black pill 4 eta couple months

>>38947583
>Piercings
>Hair colour

It won't last.

He looks really happy, but he always had normie blood in him.

>>38947583
>still caring about eggman

He was a CHAD larp artist the whole time, you stool pigeons

>>38947606

He's not the most stable either...so what?

Fuck it. Good for him.

>Looks like a dyke
>Could be a tranny
>Facial piercings
>Short hair
>Abnormal hair color

So many red flags and we can't even see "her entire face/body, yet I can already tell she probably is a slut that fucks niggers or is a raging feminist. But good for Eggman, if "she" makes him happy then so be it.

Imagine getting railed and that face looking at you

what a piece of shit. he's been shilling mgtow on his channel for the past few months saying how he'll always be single.

I can't wait for it to come crashing down all around
I wanna see the egg crack

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He'll just become another boogie. Nothing to see here.

Will this faggot ever make a blackpill follow up now?

>>38947630
>tfw you'll never be a chad like eggman and dance with pizza

>>38947606
sour grapes famalam

>>38947583
Eggy is somewhat of an e-celeb, so that's not a surprise.

she got good teeth for a crack whore

he literally said he was going mgtow not too long ago

>>38947757
Shut the fuck up with your normie "famalam" shit. What're you gonna say , "squad goals" next? Or "Its fuckin LITTT!!"? weak

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Eggman was never a robot, just a very ugly normie

>>38947606
>only stacies are mentally stable

>>38947771
Where's he famous at besides r9k?

>>38947583
He's still an overweight neet living in his aunt & uncle's basement, I can't imagine this will last long
Good for him for getting laid I guess, even if it's some gross pierced up whore

Fuck Eggman, always going off how women will do nothing but fuck you over in the end and then dies shit like this, fucking normie

>>38947583
do you see that thing on her hand?? is it a tattoo?

he posted a full pic of it on his snapchat

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so this song is definitely about her
>blue green hair mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sivi27uwSlI

>>38947583
First DSP and now eggman?

What is the world coming to.

>>38948014
damn this is surprisingly good

>>38948059
really? i found it unsurprising mediocre.

>>38948014
eggcore

>>38947626
>charming and confident
Exactly, eggman has always had a personality that is contagious. That's the most important thing that he's got going for him.

>>38947752
>>38947630
Pizza was a transbian though.
Which does make eggman Chad.
Only Chads make lesbians hot for them.

becoming a notorious tripfag is one of the few ways an uggo like him can make it.

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>>38947583
F-FACE, H-HEIGHT, F-FRAME!!

WHY ISNT REALITY MATCHING MY DELUSIONS??!?!! UGLY GUYS ARE HOOOOOOPELEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

REEEEEEE

>>38947583
>painted hair
>piercings

Oh, god, someone save Eggman, he's about to fall into an "open relationship".

He should enjoy it while he can, he'll get dumped or cucked and will be back to square one

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>>38948241
>emotionally investing in a woman

Eggy's gonna have puss thrown at him left and right. A gf is HUGE social proof. That's why you hear so often about lonely shy nerds who get gfs and then go on a crazy cheating spree.

>>38948202
I was walking home today, and y'know what I saw? A guy that was shorter than me (I'm 5'4") with a reasonably attractive girl and a baby.

We're all gonna make it brother.

>>38947971
Most of r9k is no different

>>38948014
Is egg dating a trap?

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>>38947583
>it's not pizza
what the fuck man, they were so cute when they were dancing together in that stream. It felt like two people from this mentally fucked up hellhole of losers managed to reach out to each other and somehow create a genuinely sweet and romantic moment together.

>>38948014
what the actual fuck is wrong with her arm?

>>38948279
sorry anon, that guy got the only grill willing to reproduce with a short stack...

Eggman was always a normie.

He's tall. He can't be a robot.

>>38948277
This.
Once a robot get his first gf, roasties are on his dick left and right. Its hard to say who is really to blame here, probably the females.

>>38948348
babby arm syndrome

>>38947583
>he got a skinny gf
what the fuck
>>38947626
i guess he is

>>38947626
I don't really know anything about him but he's always struck me as friendly and sympathetic. I'm nothing like that.

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>>38947583
I recognize that face. Wow good for him.

>>38948397
>friendly and sympathetic
lol

Eggy's streams are actually pretty comfy, he's a charismatic relatable guy. Good on him for getting some

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>>38948418
Interest piqued anonymous

>>38948368
Fuck off.

Autistic guys have lovers

Fat guys have lovers

Ugly guys have lovers

Poor guys have lovers

Manlets have lovers

Stop blaming the world for not handing you everything, liberal cuck

Didn't Eggman say he had sex before? I also remember him saying he went out often. Why the fuck did anyone here claim he was some king of robots when he was the most normie of them all?

Well this board is all normies now anyway. Can't go past a thread without someone saying "I have a gf and thousands of friends but I'm a robot XD" No meaning to the word anymore.

>>38947725
I told him MGTOW was retarded. He always said it was what worked for him at the time but he wouldn't rule out a relationship.

>>38947731
That nigga is gay dude. Like go to his twitter and find his boyfriend. The boyfriend's twitter pic is of him and the black guy cuddling. Cmon.

>>38947849
>if you ever succeed you were never a robot!
This is what you tell yourself to make yourself feel better about not trying.

>>38948418
Nah, princess dust is still camming with some other guy who's her boyfriend.

>>38948510
He's pretty open about his sexual experiences with a couple plus sized roasties. He takes what he can get

>>38948510

Yeah eggman is a certified cyborg. I think hes legit fucked up in a lot of ways, that's why he can relate to us, but hes still very socially fluent.

>>38948418
Isn't she married and pregnant now? I have her snapchat and all she does is post nudes and the occasional "send me weed money" posts.

I do find it amazing that she asks for hundreds of dollars, then within the hour gets it. Beta orbiters, nothing more disgusting.

Is it that trap he met before? I remember there was a livestream of him hanging out with a trap. The video cut out when they fucked, I'm assuming.

>>38948532
>>if you ever succeed you were never a robot!
>This is what you tell yourself to make yourself feel better about not trying.

Lets not kid ourselves, the only thing robot about him is his face. He lost his virginity, had friends, was driving and had jobs while he was still in his teens.

>>38948579
Nope. Being ugly is the worst thing evar according to /r9k/ and nobody will ever like or want you.

>>38948579
>if you're not maximum pathetic you aren't a tr00 kvlt robot like me
Yeah whatever mate. I've got a girlfriend and lost my virginity and I'm still a robot. Egg was/is a robot. Deal with it.

>>38948569
>and pregnant
pics, please.

>>38948606

Not if you are socially capable, there are plenty of ugly normies. I'm not trying to discredit egger, I'm sure hes been through more shit than a lot of us, but he would not be considered a robot by most robot standards once you know his past.

>>38948611
>Yeah whatever mate. I've got a girlfriend and lost my virginity and I'm still a robot.

lol

>>38948348
GRID

(How the fuck was the accusation of GRID not original? Fuck you bot)

>>38948510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxq-4b_Tq7s

Story of how he lost his virginity, doesn't exactly scream "Chad"

tldw a fat slutty nerd girl was horny and fucked him while he was extremely anxious

>>38948611
Yeah, he was never a robot. You can be a robot and become a normie, but that fuck was a normie in his teens. Then went through a failed normie phase, and is now back in the normie life.

>>38948611
>I've got a girlfriend and lost my virginity and I'm still a robot
What the fuck do you think a robot even is? Someone who is just sad and depressed? Are you a newfag? Are normies changing what robots are now?

>>38948611
>Yeah whatever mate. I've got a girlfriend and lost my virginity and I'm still a robot.
LOOOOOOL

>>38948611
>I've got a girlfriend
>therefor has value
>claims to be a robot
no fuck off

>>38948014
actually not bad. nice!

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Eggy is just a failed normie but I don't hate him for it. He says he has autism but seems more like retardation if anything at all. I guess Cyborg is a better classification for someone like him.

>>38947583
eggman is SUCH A FUCKING CHAD

>>38948735
>>38948733
>>38948708
>>38948730
Stop being jealous of the little success other robots have. It's not fair.

>>38948735
>>38948733
>>38948708
>>38948730
gottemmmm originally

If Eggman can get a qt gf then there is a little hope for me too.

Thanks Eggman.

>>38948764
you can't fucking succeed and be a robot

>>38948673
I don't think she allows saving of her pics on snap? There's probably pics of her somewhere since people throw her shit out publicly all the time.

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>>38948534
>He takes what he can get

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>>38948202
You've gotta be kidding me, faggot.
There's always at least one of you here, preaching to us about this all being in our control.
It isn't. Some of us are born ugly. Some of us are born autistic. Some of us are born ugly and autistic.
If it's not one preventing us it's the other.

>>38948509
And they're all normalfags.

Stop trying to include everyone in everything. If everyone's a robot then no one's a robot.
You commie faggot.

>>38948811
Wow even single mothers with male pattern baldness think they're too good for egg

Women truly have too many fucking options.

you idiots eggman was proven to be a failed normie/ has had sex and goes out

he's a normie the only good he did was make up that black [pill shit and it was an act

>>38948791
Of course you can. Who says you can't? I can't even talk to girls they just talk to me. I get so nervous when having to approach them that I spaghetti everywhere

>>38948510
Yeah he was a normalfag all along and the whole cult around him was retarded.

>>38948802
What's her snap then so I can look her up? Thanks originally btw.

>>38948841
This
He's always been a normalfag and the only reason he got so popular was because he's an attentionwhore.

>>38948862
>they just talk to me
Chad

>>38948862
you're a failed normie then. a robot is desired by absolutely no one. but of course you wouldn't know that. you just started visiting a few weeks ago after you got bored of reddit.

>>38947930
People spread around his face as a hoax that he was behind the Oregon shooting. Honestly would have expected him more than some 6/10 mulatto

>>38947583
Can't wait for Black Pill 4 Eggman!

>>38948862
>they just talk to me
seriously fuck off

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>>38948862
>literally just b urself

>>38947583
Do her hands look freakishly small to anyone else?

She will dump him

The egg will break

The fire will rise from the shell

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>>38948841
How can he be a normie if he looks like an egg

>>38948922
By having the personality of a normie.

>>38948922
Eggman was just a failed normie. He wasn't even a virgin.

>>38948922
He's a funny dude

>>38948882
>>38948893
Everyone gets this. Even a mate of mine gets approached.

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>If he can make it, we all can

>>38948996

A happy and normal life isn't meant for you

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>>38948937
But that doesn't matter when you look like an egg

>>38948994
>Everyone gets this
so people who don't get approached don't exist? take your chad vision off and fuck right off with it

>>38948922
he's tall and probs got a big dick and he's white and has a car and a job

>>38949020
see
>>38948202
>>38948813
uyrugnual

He's not that ugly, period.

>>38949025
I'm not a Chad dude. I don't have any friends other than my girlfriend and all I do is sit at home all day in my room

>>38949035
He just had confidence ans was himself

Thats why we are all incel

>>38949051
You can look like a Chad and be a shut in

>>38949035
he has an old mans face kind of and hes fat
>>38949051
you're still not a robot
idc what you say you're valuable to someone else enough for them to date you
fuck off and be happy

me make it? yeah fucking right
>27 yrs old
>have fetal alcohol syndrome
>im 5'6
>failed highschool
>khv

face it some of us are never gonna make it

>>38949061
I don't think I'm that good looking anon.

>>38949065
Having a girlfriend doesn't solve any problems dude

>>38949051
>i'm not chad dude i just have positive life experiences every now and then

>>38949091
girls approach you, they wouldn't approach you if you didn't

>>38949091
it's not about it fixing anything. by definition you are not a robot. get that through your thick normie fucking skull.

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>>38949010
you must be born normie to become normie

>>38949118
>>38949115
>>38949113
And then I get picked on online by people I thought were friends

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>>38949152
>friends

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING REEEEEE?

>>38948014
wait. what. is this really eggman rapping? this is really good. damn. this is fucked up.

>>38948994
Where do you get approached by girls
You must be very attractive you know

>>38949074
>face it some of us are never gonna make it
ok, now what?

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>>38949152
>he thought we were all friends
You really are new! I'm a robot but even I don't trust the other fucks here.

Seriously though, you are just a normie shit. Stop trying to make yourself miserable to fit in, and just go to /soc/ like a good normie and enjoy life.

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>>38949152
I'll be your friend, anon.
and I'll be original, too

>>38949152
Just don't claim to be what you clearly are not

>>38949193
i have fas how the fuck should i know?

>>38949020
Apparently it does since he has a gf.

>>38947583
>Implying I want to "make it."

>>38949051
I'm the same way. I met my gf when we were both neets, weirdly enough. We're getting our lives back together and helping each other out. She's going back to work after finishing her degree and now I'm going back to school. I guess I don't qualify as a robot anymore, even though I have literally zero other friends and no hobbies besides 4chan and anime/vidya. If I was a normie at least I'd have friends or something.

>>38950218
Im glad you found someone man.

Stories like this where couples help each other out lift my spirit. thanks for sharing.

>>38948418
I fap to this bitch, you can find cam whore videos of her on porn sites. She is the epitome of white trash though. Figured she was dating some redneck and they both are unemployed while smoking weed and doing meth.

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FML How the fuck do people get approached by women? I have *never* been approached by a woman in my life. The closest thing I have ever gotten to getting flirted with a girl was when I was at a mall and a girl smiled at me, but she was probably laughing at me on the inside. Just end me already.

>>38949689
What happens when AI comes and tell you that an actual robot does have value and you're just a fat sack of ape meat that calls itself a robot?

>>38947583
we all knew he was a normie all along.

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>>38950838
I'll merge and ascend with them

>>38947583
Wish I was white.

Such life on easy mode.

>>38951108
Whites don't get to be oppressive and inferior at the same time. Pick one.

only because he's semi famous

bitches don't give a fuck about how you look just your social status

>Multiple face piercings

I'm happy for him but jesus christ what a red flag

>>38951208
>He thinks it's that black and white.
>He thinks somehow 200~ million people (just in US) have the exact same existence
How could one person be so wrong?

>>38949051
>>38950218
Your gf is with you because you're physically attractive. If you were the exact same person with an average or below face you'd still be all alone.

>>38948134
This is retarded. I hate you men who are not passable traps (or traps in general) that claim to be lesbian. You are not lesbian. Its just another label for you to climb on, and no actual lesbian besides phony pansexuals will want you.

>>38947731
this picture being spread around as evidence that boogie is a cuck is fucking hilarious

that black guy is gay as hell and it's obvious

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>>38948014

this might be the funniest thing i've seen on this board. a guy that looks like an egg who chronicles his pained life on a mongolian rice boiling forum somehow can competently rap. eggman is straight out a fucking cartoon.

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Remember that what makes Chad is like 90% personality related and eggy has somewhat of a normie personality, which is why he has a gee eff now

Tfw look like eggman

>>38950838
I'll bash it

>>38947626
>charming
Not really, any charisma is so obviously paper thin that it's a joke
>confident
lmao have you seen the guy's face, he's got nothing to be confident about

>>38948134
In thatt case I'm Chad as well as I have made a lesbo hot for me in the past

>>38949184
I'm ugly as sin (manlet, acne, skelly) and I get approached at least once a month. Yeah, guys that don't leave the house don't get approached, but literally everyone else does.

>>38947849
Why do you want Robots not to make it?

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>>38947583
im not white though
no way i can make it

>>38948014
his music is so bland and uninspired. it's just basic rap with nothing else. literally adding nothing of value to the genre. just another white eminem wannabe.

>>38947583
Im uglier than eggman so there is no hope for me.