What's it like to be Mexican?

Being a Mexican who grew up in the USA means your brown, but in Mexico it means your white. You have no home/nationality

>>38946725
There robots.
>average height 5"4
>only country to beat the US in obesity
>literal leaches off of the US
>high unemployment
>no aspirations
They are just sucking the balls of chad above them

>>38946743
Thats because you have a pathetic view of white

>>38946757
Wouldn't it be nice to just sleep under a cactus whenever you felt like it though?

>>38946725
>Not Mexican at all
>Mixed raced
>Mexicans speak to me in Spanish until they see my face

I want a cute Mexican girlfriend to make a wife though.

The biggest tryhards I've ever met. Women think they're rape worthy, like really? I'm gonna be a criminal so I can fuck you're ogre shaped obese body.

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>>38946837
>Am young man walking down road
>It's a very isolated highway
>20 years old
>Start taking selfies
>Place my hair down
>Realize I look pretty cute
>Sudden fear that I'm going to be abducted by a sick person that wants a young guy to rape
>Weigh 120 lbs, so can't defend myself
>Scared I'm just going to go missing and get raped and killed

Is this a logical fear?

>>38946725
It fucking sucks balls.

>your own women don't want you because they want a white guy
>women of other races don't want you because "ew mexicans xDD"
>most hated and ridiculed group online
>everyone thinks you're a janitor or construction worker
>other mexican guys think you're gay if you don't act macho

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It's like being white, hombre.

>>38946743
Being a Mexican who grew up in Mexico City. No, they asked for Mexicans, not pochos

Hey, any anons from mexico here?
Xalapa master race, amiright?

I don't really know since I don't live in the US, but I imagine it sucks to some degree.

>>38946994
Chilangos aren't human much less Mexicans.

>>38947075
>>38946994
Born in Mexico, raised in USA. Will I be an outcast forever?

Here come the retarded gringos that think their 4 foot tall guatemalan maid/lawn service guy represents all of mexico. I would bet everything I own that monterrey is whiter than every single city in the US

The mexicants I've seen always have a tight family. I envy them.

>>38946994
All chilangos should be murdered

>>38946938
This. The macho thing really sucks, as some anon says everyone is just a tryhard.

>>38947075
My dad is from Xalapa, but I live in Michoacan

I do find it hilarious that once they reach the $14 an hour treshhold, they start to act all high and mighty

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>>38946725
>family actually matters and has not fallen victim to subversion yet
>cousins are basically like siblings and extended family actually interacts on a regular basis
>women are overly dramatic and beat their children with shoes
>it is ludicrously easy to qualify for scholarships and other assistance; everyone's blown away that you're not a double-digit-IQ, illiterate monkey
>rice, beans, and tortillas are, in fact, staples
>way too much meat and HFCS in a lot of families' diets, leading to beetus and obesity
>"ay" is seared into every last synapse as being the default exclamation of pain and/or surprise, whether you speak any Spanish or not
>your hair is likely gorgeous and wavy
>it's probably all over you
>multigenerational households are a thing and living with your parents or grandparents isn't nearly as weird
>grown adults STILL answer to their parents in their 30's and 40's
>people have the fucking gall to fly Mexican flag in their garage and not the American one
>Fucking EVERYBODY is coming to your kid's 8th birthday party, and they're getting completely fucking smashed.
>there is a shocking amount of weeaboo/general autism
>the women are either goddesses or blobs of cellulite and corn syrup, with the latter regarding themselves as the former; both categories have significant arm hair
>that stupid 14-year-old moustache is coming in at like 8

Not even mexicans like other mexicans, so yeah, sucks to be mexican

>>38947323
>that stupid 14 year old moustache is coming in at 8
It sucked. I'm not even Mexican in the slightest yet I was getting that as soon as I turned 10. Gave me a jumpstart on shaving though, so that's a plus I guess.

>>38946725
uh, it's poor, brown, and smelly.

Also manlets

>>38947342
It's just the women. Mexican men are bros to each other.

>>38947433
>Gave me a jumpstart on shaving though, so that's a plus I guess.
how is that a plus in any way

>>38947699
>>38947699
You get to look pretty manly as a 16 year old.

>>38946743
Are you a Mexican-American girl?

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>>38946725
>Mexican-American
>white people say I'm mexican
>mexicans say I'm american
desu mixed race anons are the real robots.

>>38948183
Oh yeah, forgot the one benefit: I got the nice features of being a Mexican without being short/stocky/etc.
>thick dark hair
>thick lips
>nice butt
>nordic/european facial features from nordic father
>tall + slender
I guess having "exotic" nice looks are the only good part though, and it doesn't help me to make friends with people in either ethnic group