Literally get a job. Half your issues would be solved if you

>>38945518

heh yea but y tho lmao

>>38945518
I've had jobs before and I don't want a new one. I just want to die.

>>38945518
it would solve my boredom but it wouldn't make me happy

fuck you

I have a fucking job. All i do is work faggot.

>>38945518
why did you post mexican andy

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GET A JOOOOOOOOB
HANDSHAKE'S FUELIN PROSPECTS
SHAKIN' HANDS FIRM AND MEAN
AND ON I SHAKE
SHAKIN' MY DIRECTION

>>38945518
>ejactorium
lol. Seriously I wish I would quit porn. Biggest detriment to my life, over the years

>>38945518

I worked min wage for a while and even though I really liked my coworkers it still sucked and my anxiety got worse.

Maybe it'll be better after leaving uni and getting a 30-40k/yr job, but I doubt it

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>tfw i was meant to start work a month ago but we keep getting delayed

>graduate with a 4.0 in economics
>letters of recommendations out the ass
>belong to 2 top 10% honor societies
>apply for entry-level positions
>THIS POSITION REQUIRES A MASTERS DEGREE AND 2 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
>fuck it, apply for teaching credentials
>another 3 semesters of bullshit
>fuck it, apply to be a substitute teacher
>requires getting fingerprinted, immunized for third world nigger diseases, attending an orientation in a city 70 miles away, L I T E R A L L Y retaking a high school exit exam and finally taking another $40 exam to prove I can be a glorified daycare servicer

Yeah, nah, I said I was depressed and now I'm on disability for 6 months. Fuck this credential society bullshit

I have a job, lifes still shit though. At least I have money to buy anime figs now.

>Literally be a slave.

>Half your issues would be solved if you left your ejacutoriums and decided to slave.

>Be a slave you damn deadweights.

>BE. A. SLAVE.
You sound ragie, wagie. Is it, perchance, because you are not happy slaving your life away? Anyway, I have a string quartet that is not going to compose itself.

>>38945518
Is that... MEXICAN ANDY??? :-DDDDDDD

>>38945675
Your fault for choosing a meme field desu senpai

>>38945734
I love that pizza face awkward fuck. He represents the perfect robot.

>y-you ladies in trouble or anything

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>ejacutoriums

But I'm perfectly comfortable being a NEET, wagie.

>>38946019
Deadweight desu

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>>38945518
Hire me for 40k starting, pussy

>>38945518
>Make 14.15 an hour.
>Over half my paycheck is removed for insurance and taxes.
>Get about 600 dollars per paycheck.
>Literally cannot afford to move out of my parents basement because the cheapest rent I can find is 750 a month for a studio in the ghetto.

Getting a job made my problems worse because it added a fuck ton of stress to my life. It also depresses me knowing that I make almost double minimum wage yet still can't afford to live on my own.

>>38945518
>waking up and going to bed early
>feet hurting
>dealing with snobby customers and co-workers
>social anxiety/constant human interaction
>filing taxes
>no time for vidya or shitposting for 8 hours a day
kill yourself normie. working would give me more problems than anything.

>>38945518
You're lying but noone can tell you otherwise since you're just telling people to be normies.

you might as well just tell us not to be creepy or depressed or some other generic bullshit

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>>38945518
Got a job, I start thursday.

tfw not a neet anymore. I don't belong here now.

>>38946596
How does it feel to leave it all behind?

>>38946596
You can stay.

You have to leave when you have sex in a loving relationship.

>>38945675
giving up won't make you successful.

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>b...b...but muh contribution to muh society!!!

>>38945518
This is a lie. I got a job and still the same.

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>>38945518
>become a NEET
>all your issues dissapear

>get job
>slave away and pay taxes to government
>money goes to stacies mixed race kids
>still don't get gf
>boss and everyone looks down on you like lowest form of human scum
>you can literally see the disgust in women's faces
>normies mock you and try to provoke you into doing something they burn your life over

getting a job is the best way to go back to being a neet, once you become self aware there's no going back. Your eventual mental breakdown might allow you to get autism bux though.

if you're not getting sex why work?

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I do have a job
It fucking blows
Literally ruined all my summer fun
About to go back to college and work at the same time
All this bullshit just for a measly paycheck

>>38945518
Fuck my life, I tried. I got a job interview and got mixed up and accidentally went to a strip club instead. JUST

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>JUST get a job
>JUST go back to skoo
>JUST ask as many girls out as you can
>JUST beeee normal
>Learn game bruh
>workout bruj
>dress well bruh
>you'll make it eventually
>oh she told you to fuck off, you just need to beee more confident
>you haven't talked to another human being in 5 years? lol loserrrrrrr
>kys
>kys
>kys

that's the true nature of normalfags, them telling you to kill yourself when your life is already a form of hell

>>38946415
I am aware but I couldn't care less.

>get job
>urge to die increases 300%
>realize I'm experiencing all of the worst aspects of society with none of the benefits

Nah fuck you juden

>>38947109
>all this bullshit for a measly paycheck
I make $13.75 CAD an hour, you?

>>38945518
Dumbass. You don't know how the economy works, do you? Just because NEETs don't work doesn't mean they don't contribute. They create demand for doujinshi, manga, video games, snacks which their parents purchase. If you send them to work, that demand will DECLINE. Wageslaving former-NEETs hate to work. It makes them depressed so they stop purchasing the unnecessary and just mope about on their PCs until it's time for bed. There is no guarantee that once they stop getting their parents to pay for things that their parents will go on to buy more crap. Chances are they got used to losing thousands per year and now are just hoarding (ie. not spending) it.

You're going to make NEETs miserable and damage industries they supported just because "m-muh protestant work ethic!".

>>38947347
$9 USD an hour
The work is actual suffering for me though....

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>>38945518
>ejaculatoriums
I appeciate this term.

>>38945518
Yeah because people with jobs have no problems. Literally none. Their lives are perfect.

Get fucked you fucking retard.

>>38945518

Posting this again. REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

No.

Im tired of working dead end jobs that dont even pay me enough to move out.

>hurr durr get two jobs then

I dont want to work two jobs I dont like just to afford a place I'll never spend any time. Why would I do that?

>>38945518
I got a job

it solved nothing

I can just buy steam games, fast food, and alcohol now

>>38945518
I do, it pays well but doesn't make me any less miserable.

>>38945518
I have almost $15,000 saved from working and feel just as apathetic as when I wasn't working.

It keeps me busy but that's about it. I'm pretty sure I'm clinically depressed or something though

>>38945518

have one

it did make a lot of difference to be fair

>>38945675
graduate with 2.3 gpa bachelors in it, barely paying attention in class and cheating my way through exams

>get 55k per year job within 2 months of graduating
>just help a bunch of old fucks use computers

lol "economics" its your own fault you fucking retard. pick a better field. if you wanted a job you shoulda done something marketable (LOL)

>>38945518
>jobless and depressed
>get a job
>feel infinitely shittier/more anxious
h-haha at least I-I'm contributing...

>>38948182
How so anon? oregano

>>38947447
fuck man im making 16/hr and its going up to 17 an hour in three months if i can somehow make it that far

>>38945518
I have a job and my recommendation to anyone who can manage to live without one is don't get one because they are all literally garbage and a waste of your time except for the fact that they pay you.

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>>38945518
>issues

>social anxiety
Speaking from experience, anywhere from a slight improvement to eventual complete breakdown and loss of ability to work, depending on who I'm interacting with, how, and how many of them.
>depression
Slightly to significantly for a few months as adapting to a schedule gives a meager sense of regularity and purpose to life, but then it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down again.
>early heart disease
Sure, depending on the types and amount of physical labor involved I'll give you that one, but it's still mostly genetics and poor diet on my part causing that.
>medical and student debt
Maybe, but I can't care about that short term. My immediate problems are so crushing it puts the lower priority stuff out of mind.
>health insurance
I of course need insurance to cover my frequent dr. visits and pills I can't live a day without so health insurance is a must and many jobs provide it. I mean I have Medicaid now to cover all my stuff for free but surely I can find work around here with inferior insurance that won't make me wait weeks to months for coverage to start.

So overall I could come out ahead if I get the perfect job for me with little to no coworker or customer interaction, a moderate level of doctor approved physical activities with time given for my shitty body to adapt to the workload, bosses understanding and accepting of my mental health issues, and quality insurance coverage from the start that accepts my choice of doctors, well that would be just great.
I'm so glad you made me realize how wrong I was to just accept that I'm about the least hirable applicant ever, and that regardless of local economy I should just barge into the unemployment office and demand these wonder jobs that I've been deliberately depriving myself of.
Thanks OP. I'm going off to magical hippy sunshine land now where everyone can be a professional ice cream and blowjob tester while you presumably DROWN IN A RIVER OF COCKS.

>>38948386
t. incel beta cuck who just needs to get a job

>>38945518
Too bad the other half are what are keeping me from getting one.

>>38945675
While I sympathise with, and can relate to, your plight, there's so much misinformation spouted by economists nowadays that I do wonder how much about economics you actually know.

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been trying for the last 2 months, got one interview that i bombed. fired from my last job for being drunk during work hours. now living at home with my mom, 26 and sleeping in my old childhood bedroom, khv still, hey at least i held a grils hand once. i beg for death daily.

>just get a job lmao
but there are no jobs you fucking retard

>>38945518
I have a job. It's not even a crappy min wage job, it's enough to support me living by myself in a nice place in the suburbs, and my health insurance. It has not "solved my issues" one bit. It makes me comfortable, it occupies my time, but it doesn't make one speck of difference in how I hate pretty much everyone, am cripplingly lonely, and rage at the gross stupidity that causes me to be avoided over a disease I was cured of years ago.

>>38945518
I have a job already:) thanks for your service announcement though:)

>>38949672
Yeah but if you didn't have a job you'd be homeless and depressed instead of sleeping in a bed and depressed.

Also what disease are you talking about?