Tinder thread?

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That seems like it was doomed to fail.

Maybe change it up with a complement between the insults next time?

If I tried Tinder, I feel like I'd be able to act like not a complete retard online, but then in person I'd be awkward as hell and completely turn her off

What happened to those thread where an anon creates a fake Chad profile and talks to whore? I really enjoyed them
Do someone has a link to an archived thread?

>>38939757
PLEASE SOMEONE POST LINK

>>38938919
I fucked my tinder date last night. It was our first date too. Sucks to suck losers

>>38939842
>implying 150kg michelle who is a single mom counts

>>38939868
Aw, what a cute little cope

>>38939842
How was it? What was she like? What all did you do besides fucking?

>>38940824
It was great. She was an alt chick with huge boobs and a big juicy ass. We met up at a bar and had a few drinks before we went back to my place. Once we got there, I gave her a spanking and she gave me a blowjob. Then we fooled around for a bit before we fucked and fell asleep together

>>38938919
Tinder is normie garbage. Fuck off

>>38939692
See that's why you get her to your place. If you already got her there, she won't say no because of the implications.

>>38941143
This got me hard desu

>>38941143
How old are you two? What would you rate yourselves out of 10?

>>38942946
What implications?

>>38943411
I'm 27 and she's 24. It's been a while since I was rated like that, but usually 7-9 depending on who's doing the rating. I'd say she was about an 8

>>38943611
Why would people lie on the internet?
Offhand

>>38943611
yeah right, alt chick is code word for shit tier

>>38943477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE

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>>38938919
First tinder date ever probably tomorrow (she told me she was free, I told her I had to check but ofc I'm fucking free), and nervous af. Thinking of bringing a few drinking buddies of mine along to make things less awkward.

Wut do?

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>>38943675
I'm being 100% truthful here. I don't give a shit if you believe me or not

>>38943729
Different strokes for different folks

>>38943774
Emily looks like wife material.

>>38943757
Where are you going?

If you're low quality, or you think you are, bringing along friends is a bad idea because then she'll hook up with them instead of you, or she'll see you have shit friends and leave you.

>>38943477
>creepy neet
>weird apartment far away from home
>duct tape and stuff next to bed
Trust me she will not say no. I have done this successfully many times. Problem is the kind of girl that is dumb enough to agree to go to your house and get raped the first date with no bar meet up first will be a disease laden whore.

>>38943797
I'm not exactly using tinder to find a wife, anon

>>38943810
No clue, probably a bar. I actually think I'm decently attractive (I get a healthy amount of matches, but too autistic to message any of them. This chick messaged me first, and is the first one to message me first without being butt ugly), but I'm very shy.

>>38943757
Don't bring anyone else along. That's not really a date and it's going to make her feel uncomfortable unless she brings friends as well. You need one on one time on a first date