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What do you robots think of this hooker I shagged today?

40 pounds, Eastern European. She let me fuck her without a condom.
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Just to clarify, 40 pounds was the price of the girl, not her weight. Britfag here.
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>>38938623
Looks trashy. How was it?
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Stacy face, tits too small, obvious roastie
0/10
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>>38938623
looks like a damn good deal. 40 pounds, no condom, bangin body? sounds too good to be true if u ask me
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>>38938652

It was alright. She gave a good blowjob, kinda starfish in the sex but I don't really care if the girl just lies there so long as they position themselves so you can fuck them deep.

>>38938657

Romanian hookers in the UK can be pretty cheap.
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>>38938623

40 pounds?? Over here in the US, that'd be $300 an hour or more.
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>>38938744

Yeah, you USA robots have it tough.

There's like 5 girls working from the same house. The girl said all of them are fine to fuck without a condom, so I'm gonna screw them all over the next couple of weeks.
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>>38938623
>She let me fuck her without a condom.

enjoy the aids
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>fucking a hooker without a condom

What the fug. Am I being memed on?
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Got my first blow job at a massage parlor by an Asian milf this weekend. Regretted it after because I only did it since I was drunk. Also had whisky dick and hardly felt anything.
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>>38939194

I don't give a fuck about AIDS. It's a biological imperative to blow your load inside women. Without that, life is fucking worthless anyway.
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Yeah since PREP came out most chick's are down to fuck without condoms now. Great time be in for mongering.
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>>38938654
How much did your first hooker cost?
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>>38940160

OP here. Yeah I take Truvada, basically because my whole sex life revolved around shagging whores.

Dunno if most whores take it though, but I don't really care. I'm protected, and sex with a condom aint worth having for free, much less paying for it.
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>>38938623
enjoy your AIDS you fucking normalfag
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>>38939890
Life is also worthless if you do cum inside random girls. Why not spare yourself the STDs?
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>>38938623
Enjoy your originals aids.
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>>38940418

Because sex without a condom feels really good. Life isn't worthless if you're getting laid.

There's also something that's deeply fulfilling about cumming inside a girl. Probably to do with evolutionary biology.
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>>38940533
This. I stopped using condoms when I was 17/18. Even with new girls I don't use them. I never pull out either. It's just not the same as nutting in her.

>>38940418
Almost 10 years later and I still don't have any STDs. They aren't as prevalent as you've convinced yourself they are.
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>>38940515
You can take PReP to never get AIDS. Funded by the taxpayer too. Every other STD is curable or you can live with it. There's no excuse to not fuck everything now
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>>38940564
do you have any kids as a result?
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>>38940564

OP here. I was a bluepilled normie when it came to condoms until I was 21. Well, I'd fucked one hooker without a condom at age 19, but that was all. Then a Thai hooker showed me just how great sex is without one. Never looked back.

With that said, I only started taking PrEP recently. Prior to that I fucked over 100 hookers bareback (I keep a spreadsheet detailing this stuff, so yeah I know exactly) but still didn't catch HIV.

I did catch a few minor STI's though. Nothing that couldn't be solved by a course of antibiotics or an injection. I never ever ever use condoms these days. Not with hookers, not with normie girls. Fucking no one. I even have some pre-sabotaged condoms to use if the girl absolutely insists on one, that way I can be sure it'll break and I'll get her bareback anyway.

Fuck condoms.
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>>38940564
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the retard who thought having bareback sex with a 200 RON Romanian prostitute would be a good idea.
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>>38940634

OP here. I've got one confirmed, DNA proven kid.

Might have many more, of course, but I don't generally keep in contact with my hookers after I blow in them.

And no, I never provide child support, lol.
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>>38938623
honestly this is the average type of girl I wish I had been having one night stands with in college.

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. I'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "okay you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like ''okay shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool.''

anyways, whats this thread about?
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>>38940634
No. One scare when I was 17/18-ish. Don't remember when exactly. Most girls I've run into in the last 5 or so years have the implant so they can take nuts daily and won't fuck up the pill cycle.

>>38940644
>I even have some pre-sabotaged condoms to use if the girl absolutely insists on one, that way I can be sure it'll break and I'll get her bareback anyway.
Devilish.

>>38940649
Who cares who you were talking to faggot.
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>>38940644
> normie girls
Get out.
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>>38940742

Don't worry, the only two girls I've ever shagged without paying or it have been Thai. So not on the level of blonde white girls, I'm still a failure with western women just like you.

Shagged exactly 148 hookers too. Most Asian, but some East European.
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>>38940663
how did you find out about the kid?
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>>38940585
Pretty sure it's still not sanitary and or healthy
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>>38938623

enjoy your aids.


>not original comment
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>>38940711

Works great in Thailand or anywhere in Asia really. Because you're the one providing the condoms, you can sabotage them first, then when the hooker comes back to your hotel you can guarantee you'll blow a nut in her.

I love it when I've already blown a couple of loads that evening, so when I get the next girl in, not much cum is produced. They sometimes don't even know I've blown in them, and I never tell them. Kinda a turnon that they might get pregnant, since a lot of Asian hookers don't use birth control.
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What's PrEp, why have I never heard of it and hope neither ever will niggers?
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>>38940644

I lost a bunch of weight of weight 2 years ago and ascended to cyborg/normie-hood and it was weird to me how easy it was to convince girls to raw dog.

I guess I finally get why there are so many single mothers running around out there.
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>>38940795

DNA test. I was really curious to find out if she was telling the truth or if it was some huge lie. She was one of the few hookers I kept in contact with, so she just messaged me on facebook to tell me. Next time I was in Thailand, I did a DNA test, send the sampels back to a UK lab, and well, it showed I was the dad.
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>>38940777
I'm jelly. I've always wanted to go to Thailand and bang some LBFM girls maybe a ladyboy

>>38940860
Eating shit food isn't healthy. Going into a public bathroom to piss isn't sanitary. You still do both.

>>38940868
Hnnnng I've always wanted to impregnate a tonne of girls.

>>38940893
Google it. Stops you getting HIV and thus AIDS
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>>38940927

If it's a girl they'll probably end up as a hooker too. How does the idea of your kid fucking horny tourists make you feel?
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>>38940893

Essentially, it means you take one (well, technically 2) of the HIV medications used to treat HIV in people who actually have it. The drugs already in your body prevent you catching HIV.
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>>38940964
I'd love to go back in like 16 years and fuck her myself
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>>38940644
You seem like an interesting guy. Why did you duck a hooker at age 19? That seems really young. Do you have any regrets making your whole sex life about prostitutes?
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>>38940959

>Hnnnng I've always wanted to impregnate a tonne of girls.

Yeah, it's a huge turnon for me too. I love the idea of them having a child with my beta genes, lol. Like I've cheated the system.

>>38940964

Zero fucks given. I'm a massive fan of evolutionary biology. Essentially I believe that our sole purpose on this planet is to pass on our genes, and the more sex you have, pussies you blow in, and kids you have, the more successful you were as a human being. So more kids = I'm a success.
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Is it weird to ask hookers to lick their feet? Will they allow it?
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>>38938769
See if they're down for threesomes.
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>>38940777

Are thai hookers good looking? Do any of them have any tits? I hate flat girls
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>>38941013

I fucked my first hooker at 18. My first hooker without a condom was 19.

Honestly, given I didn't get laid with a non-hooker until I was 23, I consider it to have been vital, and don't regret it at all. If I got to 23 and was still a version I'd have probably ended up going full ER or just killing myself. At the very least I'd be massively bitter for all the sex I missed out on (well, I still kinda am about that part since as a college student it's not like I could bang hookers every day, but it'd be much worse if I literally hadn't got laid at all).

As I wasn't born a Chad, making my sex life about prostitutes was more a neccesity than a choice. Although I can confirm in Asia it's a lot easier to get laid with normie girls. I'd have way more Asian normies on my list if I hadn't ended up in a 2 year relationship.
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>>38941059

They are, but it's double the price. I'd rather just screw one girl at a time desu.

>>38941092

Like hookers anywhere - some are good looking, some aren't. If you go to Pattaya there's literally tens of thousands of hookers in the bars there, I'm sure you'll find something you deem acceptable.
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>>38941097

Should read 'still a virgin'.
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>>38941097
Thanks for your perspective. I'm really baffled by it. Yeah, you get to have sex, but isn't it a hard feeling to know they only do it for the money? I imagine it would be like the same kind of shame that comes after porn but a lot more intense.

Did you ever catch feels for one of your hookers?

Were you already getting angsty about the having no sexual opportunities by the time you were 18? At that age I would guess that less than 1/3 of my peers had sex.

One more question if I may. Were you really nervous about your 1st time? I can't imagine what would be going through your head.
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>>38941439
>Yeah, you get to have sex, but isn't it a hard feeling to know they only do it for the money?

Not him answering but doesn't matter. It feels really awesome for a short while and anything is better than not having sex
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>>38941439

Yes, they only do it for the money, but it's still a good feeling, and like the other anon said, much better than not having any sex at all.

In Thailand yeah I got feelings for one of them. That's the one I had the kid with. She was 17 yr/old (told me she was 19 at first, but I saw her ID card later, lol) and I stayed with her for 6 weeks out of an 8 week holiday. It was sorta like she was the 'girlfriend' I'd never had in high school or college. We did all the usual boyfriend/girlfriend shit together, you know, going to movies, eating at restaurants, going clubbing, and fucking like rabbits. She was also the one who converted me to bareback sex over condom sex, which I'm forever thankful for because otherwise I'd still be bluepilled on that issue.

Nowadays I'm just a machine whose sole mission is to fuck as much pussy as possible, so I don't develop feelings. I had a normie gf for two years, and another normie girlfriend for an 8 week brief relationship. Both were Thai though, I've never got laid in the west without paying (I went to live in Thailand for 3 years).

Absolutely at 18 I was super frustrated over not having sex. Felt like I was really missing out. To be honest I still feel like I did miss out, but not as bad as it would have been if I'd gone through colege never getting laid at all.

1st time I was honestly more nervous about actually approaching the hooker. It was in Amsterdam, and she was a window girl in the red light district.Basically you walk up to the window, she opens it and lets you into a room. She then draws the curtain on the window and you fuck. I was nervous walking up, and had to do several rounds of the RLD before getting the courage to do it. Once I was in the room I wasn't nervous, although the sex was shite (mainly due to having to wear a condom I think).
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>>38940533


You are a fucking idiot.
It would be great if life would be as easy as just blowing your semen in random cunts, but it does not work that way. Once you are down from your happy hormone trip you will be the same sad sack of shit you were before. It boggles my mind how you retards fall for the same traps as the regular junkie without realizing that you are literally the same.
I could pretty much take all you said and insert heroin as the death sentence of choice.
Your life is worthless when you dedicate it to cheap thrills 100% of the time and every single person who does this ends up miserable. Evolutionary biology is pretty much against you at this point, as a human you need more.

But enjoy your HIV I guess, see you in the next "crippling depression" thread and in your own "I am gonna kms" thread.
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>>38941658
>>38941658
Have you ever done stuff like kissing and cuddling with hookers, or do you have a rule against/does disgust prevent you from that?
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>>38940982
That's nigger logic
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>>38941722

Sex is vital for happiness. Sex isn't a 'cheap thrill', it's a neccesity for good mental health.
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>>38941499
>anything is better than not having sex


How about rubbing one out and keeping your money? I've only had sex a few times and the fact that I didn't pay for it makes it better. I'd rather have no sex than pay for sex.
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>>38941761

Oh yeah, loads of kissing and cuddling. Mainly with Asian ones, but a few white hookers too. Asians generally do it better though.
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How do I find prostitutes? I live in Sweden and have no idea how to do this. Anyone who knows how it works and care enough to enlighten me?
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>>38941792

The money isn't such a concern to me, since I literally don't spend my cash on anything other than food, rent, and sex. My entire disposable income goes on sex.

I can't really understand the idea that wanking is better than (bareback) sex with a prostitute. It's clear to me having an actual girl to fuck is better.

I've had two relationships with normies (and just to make it clear, we had sex). It's not like I've never had non-hooker sex, just that I didn't get it till I was 23. I'm 26 now, but honestly I think hookers will always be a big part of my sex life.
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What is the difference between a girl only fucking you because you paid, vs a girl only fucking you because you're hot? Either way, she is getting something in return. Who gives a fuck if she enjoys it? If I was a millionaire, I'd get as fat, ugly and disgusting as I could possibly be, then I'd pay these girls top dollar to fuck me. I'd make sure I smelled bad and was sweating, I'd make it horrible for them. And they would still do it if I paid them enough. Fuck caring about what women "want". They're in this for themselves, you should be too.
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>>38941858

In Sweden it sucks, since it's illegal to buy sex there.

My advice - get on a plane to Bangkok, then get a taxi to Pattaya. You'll figure it out from there, lol.
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>>38941784
>Sex is vital for happines


It's not. It's true that people who have more sex tend to be happier but that is generally understood to mean in a fulfilling relationship or at least with a girl you've been steady with.


Sex isn't the measure of success and if you could think beyond your base instincts realize that some people find happiness in hobbies or their career. Carnal desire doesn't rule every person.
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>>38941899

I'm afraid that sex is the measure of success. It's the ONLY measure of success. Stuff like having a good job and earning a lot of money is WORTHLESS if you aint getting laid. Yes, if you earn $1M a year, but don't get laid, then you're an absolute fucking failure.
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>>38941867
>My entire disposable income goes on sex.


Maybe you should see a therapist or get some new hobbies? You could save thousands of dollars if you just jerked off.
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>>38941898
I figured it was illegal here considering I've never heard anyone get a hooker here. Guess I'm destined/doomed to be a virgin forever then. About the travel thing, won't work as I have no money for that and my parents would wonder why I would go there as I still live with them.
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>>38941940
Lmao. No wonder you're paying for it. Don't put pussy on a pedestal. That lesson cost me my degree.
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>>38941951

I don't want therapy. I'm perfectly happy with my current 'hobby', and quite satisfied with spending all my money on it.

Saving money isn't really a motivation for me. It's not that I'm rich, it's just that I don't care about building up a stack of cash, and the stuff I like to do dsoesn't generally cost much money anyway aside from my hooker thing. I enjoy sitting at home playing video games and listenign to music, and that doesn't really cost jack shit.
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>>38942003

I'm not looking for advice. I'm cool with fucking hookers.

BTW, I have also got laid with normie girls. Not often (only 2 normie girls in my life and I'm 26!), but it's happened.
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>>38941940

Sex literally is the only measure of sex as a man. Everything man has ever done in this society, the end goal was so they could get laid. All those guys that make a lot of money, work high paying stressful jobs, its so they can be seen as more attractive to women so they can fuck them. It does not matter how much money you make, at the end of the day if you aren't getting laid you aren't shit as a man and that's a fucking fact. Every red blooded straight male has a massive urge to fuck, we all WANT it. Some can't get it though.
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>>38942028
You should think about the future. Living paycheck to paycheck is horrible, if at any time something like a car accident or injury puts you out of work those hookers won't take care of you.
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>>38942065
Live your life man. Don't be like this idiot though>>38942098


You're life is the same whether or not you fuck girls. My dad was a sailor for 24 years and is a hugely succesful IT guy now making 150k+ and he nevers get laid anymore

He doesn't give a fuck though because he has his own accomplishments that have nothing to do with sex. If you sex rules you're life like that you'll never get anywhere. Pain and pleasure are two sides of the coin, and if you can't live without you pleasure, you probably can't live with pain.
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>>38942098

Amen.

>>38942118

No, fuck thinking about the future. Without sex, the NOW is shit, and it's much more important to be happy now than it is to be happy in the future, since that 'future' may never come.
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>>38942265

>You're life is the same whether or not you fuck girls.

It's not at all. Without sex you become extremely bitter, twisted and hateful. It's a massive part of life you miss out on.

Sorry, but I don't see being a 'successful IT guy' or making 6 figures a year to mean shit compared to getting laid. A guy who lives in a trailer but gets laid is more successful.
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>>38942280
>Without sex, the NOW is shit, and it's much more important to be happy now than it is to be happy in the future,


I don't know if you know it but you're either terribly depressed or addicted to sex.
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>>38942334

Of course I'm addicted to sex. All men are.

I'd much rather be able to look back on my life and say I fucked hundreds of women, than be able to say 'look at my McMansion and big car on the driveway, oh and look at how big my pension is'.
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>>38942320
I get it. You're actually poor.


Just remember the best things in life are free
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>>38942363
>All men are.


No. Most men are addicted to money.
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>>38942363
>>38942320
But what if the trailer park guy has a miserable life outside of getting sex and at some point grows so used and desensitized to sex that he just goes back to being miserable? Isn't the 150k+ earner in the better position then? I'd say that you are as successful as you feel you are and leave it at that. How do you explain cases like conqueror badasses (who presumably got tons of pussy) suddenly becoming monks? Think Ashoka. People still remember him now, if only those interested in history, and he left behind a massive empire. Was he not successful in the end despite having given up sex?
Of course, the average robot isn't a badass conqueror, but this particular case seemed an obvious example to use.
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>>38938623
>She let me fuck her without a condom.
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>>38941899
>>Sex is vital for happines
>It's not
Explain why this board is so depressed then.

Checkmate virgins.
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>>38942643
Probably because this board is full of social outcasts and failures. When I was in college I met a lot of men and women who were virgins that weren't clinically depressed and had a lot of friends. Sex only matters as much as you think it does.


There are plenty of people on this board and 4chan as a whole who have had sex and been just as sad. If you think depression is bad as a virgin wait until you feel the sadness of your first love leaving you because it's a thousand times worse than the pain of never having loved at all.


The sooner robots realize sex doesn't matter the sooner they'll find happiness.
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>>38942411

Not him but I'm not poor, I come from a pretty wealthy family. I had the nicest car in high school, I had everything given to me....except a gf. And I was far from happy. No amount of money would ever make me happy unless it was enough to never have to work again and just travel the globe. No sports car can make me happy, no cool video games, no guns, nothing money can buy honestly. Good sex with an attractive girlfriend, some weed, some good food and drink is all I need

>>38942853

Sex is a huge deal. A virgin past a certain age is as bad as a pedophile to normies.
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>>38942853
>Probably because this board is full of social outcasts and failures
Because they're virgins

>When I was in college I met a lot of men and women who were virgins
It doesn't count as being a virgin in college until after your first semester. Everyone is fucking.

>Sex only matters as much as you think it does
Did you think this was a profound statement? Everything only matters as much as you think it does.

>The sooner robots realize sex doesn't matter the sooner they'll find happiness.
Be honest anon. Are you a virgin?
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>>38942929

I'm OP, and basically I agree with everything this guy is saying. Being rich is irrelevant if you aint getting laid.

When I lived in the UK, I was fairly well off. Not Ferrari rich, but I'd graduated from university and had a decent paying job compared to my peers. While at university I was also richer than them due to getting a scholarship. I was still depressed as fuck, due to not having sex.

I moved to Thailand, and got paid a LOT less to teach English than I ever got in my UK job. Yet I was happy. Why? Because in Thailand, white guys almost get laid on command.

I changed my whole career and country because of sex. Well, I'm back in the UK until the end of the month, but that's because I came home to do a Masters degree. As soon as I graduate, I'm out of here, baby. Back to Thailand to earn fairly crap wages (you never get above $2,000 a month there) but where I'll get pussy.

Pussy>>>>money
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>>38940533
>Because sex without a condom feels really good. Life isn't worthless if you're getting laid.
As a benefit of non-consensual circumcision I will never have this feeling because sex is pretty much nothing to do and nearly anything is more enjoyable.
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>>38942931
You're an idiot. Nobody knows you're a virgin unless you tell them. People are virgina because they are social outcasts not the other way around. If you're a normal dude and put yourself out there and ask girls out like a non sperg you'll get laid.
No I'm not a virgin. I was a virgin until my senior year of college and so was the girl I had sex with.


>Did you think this was a profound statement? Everything only matters as much as you think it does.


That's exactly why you're an idiot. Sex doesn't matter, it just feels good to cum. I'd rather save my dosh and jerk off than pay some slut's salary. If you think sex is the be all end all it only shows how worthless you yourself are as a person. A lot of highly intelligent people have low sex drives and couldn't give a damn about it because they have actual talents and accomplishments. If you had any ambition beyond finding the next to whole bust in, you'd see the big picture and realize how much of your own resources you waste paying whores.
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>>38943492
>I'd rather save my dosh and jerk off
Sex is never free and jerking off is for betas and married men.
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>>38943559
It's always free for me senpai.
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>>38943678
Did you call her? That's money. Did you drive ANYWHERE to see her? To get food she'd eat (the food is a cost too)? To get something you happened to wear when with her?

You also have to pay to do things with her. You have to pay to get you the things and get the experiences that helped you get her.

It goes on and on. It all indirectly costs. It sometimes directly costs. You're always paying. It's okay if you don't agree but you're still wrong
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>>38943492

What's your obsession with saving money? We literally couldn't give a shit about the money that's been spent, and we don't consider it a 'waste of resources'. How the fuck can't you understand this?
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>>38938623
>he fucked a 40 quid hooker bareback
Yeah great job m8, nice one! do you know what a fucking STD is? You know most of them have no visible symptoms until it's too late? You know there's emerging strains of gonnorhea and HIV that can't be treated? You know that niggers and pakis have been fucking her raw too as well as other cheap whores? You don't know any of this because you're a fucking cretin?
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>>38943492
this poster makes fun of kissless virgins guaranteed. what a pathetic louse.
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>>38940585
Multi-resistant gonorrhoea is a thing, anon.
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>>38938623
did you kiss her

agagadgsf
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fuck you mean? It looks like she weighs at least 120.
She's pretty good looking though, but you done fucked yourself getting a hooker and not using protection.
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>>38945215
>gonnorhea
curable
>HIV
Preventable
>You
Dumb cunt

>>38945625
It's curable dw
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>>38938623
>hooker
>Eastern European
>She let me fuck her without a condom

admit it OP, that was pretty daft
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>40 pound eastern yuropoor fuck without a condom
Wew lad. You're pretty smart aint ya?
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>>38941951
Therapisseds are just roastie cunts who take your money and don't fuck you.
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>>38945897
hahahaa this faggot is salt as fuck about his therapist. what's wrong anon? did she tell you you were fine?
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>>38943102

I'm saving up a little more and getting the fuck out of the US as well, thinking south america

>>38943492

No sir. You said it yourself, you lost your virginity to another virgin. That is not going to happen to me as I am 26 years old and a virgin where I live past the age of 16 is unheard of. They will know, if they have more experience and you don't.
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>>38938623
how does she weigh only 40 pounds?
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>>38940564
>ive never caught an std therefore i will never get one
jesus you are delusional
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>>38945749
>doesnt think that eventually it will be resistant to everything
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>>38946071
>he thinks STDs are statistical inevitabilities
settle down virgin
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>>38945952
You took a blind psychological shot at me but missed the mark. I'm just saying that randomly reccomending therapists is exactly as helpful as saying, "I'll pray for you."

Worse than that, it isn't a good solution to any problems.
>>
>>38946293
It wasn't even me who made the comment genius. I'm just making fun of you for being assblasted about therapists
>>
>>38939890
>Biological imperative to blow your load inside a woman

Contracting aids from a hooker who's on the pill and has had more abortions than you've had bowel movements sure sounds worth it to falsely satisfy that imperative boyo
>>
>>38946306
>>>38946293 (You)
>It wasn't even me who made the comment genius.
Yes it was.
>I'm just making fun of you for being assblasted about therapists
Therapists are another form of self medication, no better than using drugs or visiting prostitutes.
>>
>>38946909
>Yes it was.
laughing @ ur life right now

>no better than using drugs or visiting prostitutes.
What's wrong with this?
>>
Johnfag here (US),

I'm jelly OP. Great rate, and you didn't even have to do a bullshit social dance to stick it in? That is primo.

>>38939270
Can confirm not a meme. Guys do it raw for the same reason Chad does Stacy raw. Recently started tapping a local.. costs me $300 freedom dollars (which is actually a steal, most girls are $300 with mandatory condoms).

>Be me, on the hunt for bareback
>See a few escorts trying to get it
>Find a lead on a UTR girl who is rumored to do it
>Invite her over
>Don't spill my spaghetti, session starts as normal
>Be eating her out
This is part of my plan. Word is that girls give it up if you turn them on somehow.
>Up to this point, we had not discussed any services
>I keep focused on that pussy
>Take a short break to breathe and casually ask where I can cum
>She lists the usual spots, body, face, mouth, etc
>I keep on eating it
>After a delay that seems like an eternity (probably an extra 4 seconds), she says it
>"Or... you can cum inside me"
>Stick it in at half mast
>Go full mast quickly
>She is naturally wet, feels great
>Have one of the most satisfying orgasms of my life

Later
>See her again
>Since I know what I'm getting, I'm super comfy
>She blows me hard
>Tells me I got big in her mouth and it surprised her
I'd say this is usual hooker BS, but occasionally multiple factors align and I gain like an inch in length and girth
>She slinks up and gets on top
>The view is great, she is cute, thin, with pearly skin. Would 100% repopulate the white race with
>I didn't last long last time, but when she is on top its like a comfy massage for my dick
>I think she cums (again, could be BS, but I could tell there was some reaction because her skin was flushed and red)
>We flip around and I get on top
>I def don't last long when I'm in control
>Tell her I'm about to cum
>She says "Go right ahead"
>This makes me want to cum even harder
>Plunge all the way in there, none of this partial pullout shit you see in porn
>>
What did prostitutes do before condoms and the pill? Did they just get pregnant with random men's babies?
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>>38946494
>Hetero transmission rates
>Between white people
>Between people who can afford health care

My friend, can you into statistics?

Not OP, but basically I'd have blown my head off if I couldn't find this outlet. Sure, maybe I'll catch some shit someday. I take bigger gambles driving in rush hour traffic (or eating unhealthy food).
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>>38947276
You wrapped your cock in an animals stomach lining. True story
>>
I bet you close every pool you go to
>>
>>38938657
I would have to pay $100+ for a fat nigress who might rob me/kill me here in the US.
>>
>>38946494
It's almost impossible to contract AIDS from heterovaginal sex, even more improbable if you're white.
>>
>>38947964
>$100 to BBFS a nigress and get mugged by her bf/pimp, Tyrone
I'd spend the extra dosh to cumdump a light skinned girl, bro
But if you dig a "street fuck" then that sounds like a good deal
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>>38946973
>laughing @ ur life right now
You are >>38945952, no? You assumed I have a therapist. I don't. That's what I meant by "blind psychological shot"

>What's wrong with this?
Everyone in life is looking for comfort. Some sources are better than others. Drugs cause problems with health, employability, and mental state. Porn and prostitutes make a person bitter and cynical. Therapists don't offer any comfort, they just parrot back pysch 101 bs and offer normie cliches all for a cost per hour of a prostitute.
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>>38938623
>noko
That's hardcore oldfag man. I don't even remember how many years exactly since noko worked and was needed still.
Sage still works as with this post but it's rarely used or mentioned anymore because newfags can't use it as a perceived downvote now.

Anyway on topic I guess she's fine for 3D but I will never understand the appeal for you fags to pay for sex when you have working hands.
sage
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>>38938623
I don't want to know how much she weighs!
How much did she cost dammit!
>>
>>38938637
thank you unironically
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>>38940644
>I keep a spreadsheet
Man I really wanted to call you a filthy normalfag but this is exactly the flavor of autism I've come to expect from true robots.
>>
Damn

Every hooker up north here is like 70-80 an hour minimum did you find these on adult work ?
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>>38948505
>noko
>That's hardcore oldfag man
What is noko?
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>>38948624
After a post, brings you back the the thread you posted in instead of page 1 for the board like it did for years if you weren't using a plugin like 4chanX or whatnot.
Completely pointless now, but noko and nokosage were very useful in their day.
sage again because offtopic
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>>38940959
>Comparing the level of sanitation of eating unhealthy food (which is literally fine provided it's not every day and you exercise daily) and pissing in a public bathroom (which might I add has a fucking sink that you should be using if you're not a brainless mouth breathing dick wad) to having unprotected sex with a hooker
>Unironically believing those comparisons are equal
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>>38949359
>sanitation of eating unhealthy food
what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
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