What's it like being friends with a robot?

>>38938587
Depends, but I can talk for myself. I like being alone so I'll never contact you. You will have to contact me almost always. I don't want to spend time with you as I see it as a waste of time, but I'm nice so I'll always say yes when you ask if I got a moment. Eventually we will drift apart because I will isolate myself from you and you will never ever hear from me again because I will have cut you off.

I have done this with atleast 10 people if not more. Too many to count infact.

>>38938660
>like being alone so I'll never contact you.
I'm similar, I like being alone sometimes but after a while it's nice to be with other people.
>Eventually we will drift apart because I will isolate myself from you and you will never ever hear from me again
>have done this with atleast 10 people if not more.
too real, idk why I do this

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>>38938702
Wish I was a more social person sometimes, but I honestly can't do it. 4chan is the only place I like socializing.

>>38938587
Terrible. They provide friendship for only a short period of time and then ghost.

>>38938587
The only robot I'm friends with is a good lad, if a little gay. But, you're all that way.

>>38938587
all of my friends just play vidya all day
its miserable

this video summs it up pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckXDAYXLB4

>>38938857
No one here is like that. They wouldn't be here in the first place. That's severe autism.

>>38938980
shut the fuck up and swallow your virgin pills you freak

>>38939117
Why do you have to ruin this comfy thread?

>>38939133
idk, some people are just dickheads. Honestly I feel like outsiders have this insane warped view of people on /r9k/ that just isn't true.