/britfeel/

>>38937660
First for ebin needs to be lobotomised

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Drink a pint of Beer

Third for reasoned discussion on the modern history of the Middle East and Iran

4th for superior black dick

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Good evening britfeel!
How do you all feel tonight? Good I hope.
I'm feeling pretty mellowed out for the moment although I don't feel like eating even though I have to.

Any plans? What are you guys listening to at the moment?
Post waifus

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>>38937660
>tfw you realise that ebin was the goodfellas poster all among
Who else is in the thread as often?
>>38937716
Ebin stop it

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Tilde gets BLACKED edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>38937749
Should have been:
>intimidates ebin

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>>38937730
>Post waifus
Very well.
Feeling pretty calm myself. Preparing fried chicken and chips for dinner.

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Goooood evening, /britfeel/!

How's you doing today?
What are you up to tonight?
What vidya game from your childhood isn't as good as you remember it?

Hoping you're all feeling great and have had ace days no matter what it is you got up to today!

Played Jackie Chan Stuntmaster on the ps1 again this morning as I used to play it obsessively as a child, I honestly don't know why I thought it was so good ;_; Maybe I've just become poopy at video games though

Managed to pretty much remedy all problems with PS1 emulation on my pie too, turns out it just needed a bios in some folder. oops

Is despair husbando anon around?

How about bakery anon? Did you master the chocolate eclairs?

>>38937730
Did you get your haircut and stuff today?

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>>38937730
Pretty shit to be honest, just one of those depressed days. I had a chicken jalfrezi which was very nice, and I bought a butterfinger from the american aisle at sains. No plans apart from watching game of thrones. Also no waifu I'm cutting down on porn. How about you anon?

>>38937764
lenny please show soles of feet

>>38937764
>What vidya game from your childhood isn't as good as you remember it?

I remember being really disappointed revisiting Jetset Willy.

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Thread ruined, I shall be back later

>>38937760
Whites are not hard to intimidate

was /britfeel/ always this shit

>>38937810
take your time mate we won't miss you

>>38937810
> I shall be back later
Please don't come back.

>>38937810

L8R ebin lad.

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Lets all be friends edition.

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>>38937764
A few N64 games I remember loving have aged poorly. Goldeneye in particular is really hard to go back to but if you listen to LE 90S KIDZ, it's still the greatest FPS ever. when It's not even the best Bond game ever, pic related is.

>>38937816
Only because you have about 100 cousins backing you up at any one time.

>>38937764
>len knows stuff not posted about
oh boy another member of the waifuposter steam group

>>38937825

No, autistic tripfag obsessives broke it. It's not even just tripfags, it's specifically how people act about them now. It's obnoxious and all but constant.

>>38937764
Len I thought you wanted these threads to be comfy. Fighting never ends until you stop announcing your presence.

>>38937858
Yes, we look after one another, unlike you weak gora. It's why we're winning

>>38937860
>stuff not posted about
The other waifu poster mentioned getting a haircut last thread, keep up lad

>>38937843
Wrong. Nightfire is objectively the best.

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oooood evening, /britfeel/!

How's you doing today?
What are you up to tonight?
What vidya game from your childhood isn't as good as you remember it?

Hoping you're all feeling great and have had ace days no matter what it is you got up to today!

Played Jackie Chan Stuntmaster on the ps1 again this morning as I used to play it obsessively as a child, I honestly don't know why I thought it was so good ;_; Maybe I've just become poopy at video games though

Managed to pretty much remedy all problems with PS1 emulation on my pie too, turns out it just needed a bios in some folder. oops

Is despair husbando anon around?

How about bakery anon? Did you master the chocolate eclairs?

>>38937883
So it's confirmed lenlad posts without his little avatar and says god knows what.

>>38937876
he feeds on the attention lad. ignore him

on a brighter note, what's for dins dins everyone? I'm about to make a noodle, chicken and mixed pepper stir fry with a healthy dose of chilli sauce

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>>38937730
Favourite streamer is being a lazy sod again so I'm a bit lost.
>>38937895
>inb4 ebin gets banned for being obsessed with redddit like that other lad

>>38937874

It's a pretty based thread, serving and entertaining both man & mollusc.

>>38937895
I support this. Len is a fake cunt and needs to get out of britfeel, he doesn't belong here

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>>38937716
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England was once a mighty Guo
It's light across the world did glow
It was so small, but ruled the land
With its strong, and all mighty hand

Beijing was poor, and had no clout
But times do change, have no doubt
In 50 year's we'll take your place
And Zhongguo, the world must embrace

We will no longer be so weak
And Mandarin you all shall speak
That time will come, but until then
I'll spare my favourite Yingguoren

>>38937904
>on a brighter note, what's for dins dins everyone? I'm about to make a noodle, chicken and mixed pepper stir fry with a healthy dose of chilli sauce

Chinese. Mrs is at a dance comp and she's bringing it in when she's done.

>>38937925
>That's not very progressive pal!

>>38937895
I never thought about how basic the reddit logo is. It's very boring looking.

>>38937944
Aww bud! You can stretch your anus out so it fits that progressive black cock if you try your hardest friendo!

>>38937904

I had Chips and beans, not sure what to have for late evening snack yet though

>>38937955

I'd rather suck it so I can lap up that yummy thick spunk.

>>38937796
No thanks lad.

>>38937804
I've never played that, although I see it gets brought up a bunch in terms of how influential it was for vidya.
guessing it's not easy to revisit in current year then?

>>38937843
That and Nightfire were brilliant games, always preferred Brosnan era of bond.
Completely agree with Goldeneye as well, played it last week on my pie and the controls were horrendous.

>>38937860
He talked about it in a thread last night in a conversation with me!

>>38937952
It is too cluttered to be minimal, but too simplistic to feel high quality. It is very much like something a high school club would have.

>>38937937
>Mrs
It still boggles my mind that married people are posting on here

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>>38937904

My mother made a rather substantial mountain of scones and I've been living on them almost exclusively for 4 days.

I like scones.

>>38937969
>guessing it's not easy to revisit in current year then?

No idea how it ever held my attention TBQH. Other, lesser, games from the era are still playable.

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>>38937796
o thanks lad.

>>38937804
I've never played that, although I see it gets brought up a bunch in terms of how influential it was for vidya.
guessing it's not easy to revisit in current year then?

>>38937843
That and Nightfire were brilliant games, always preferred Brosnan era of bond.
Completely agree with Goldeneye as well, played it last week on my pie and the controls were horrendous.

>>38937860
He talked about it in a thread last night in a conversation with me!

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>>38937761
Cute waifu lad.
Sounds comfy, enjoy your meal :)
>>38937764
I didn't actually, I did clear up the place though and make some notes on how to approach my little programming issue and I think I'll finish the day by whipping up a new general design for my website haha.
>>38937790
That sucks friend, I hope you feel better tomorrow after a good nights sleep. Game of Thrones EP4 was pretty cool, would recommend lad. Waifus don't have to be from porn lad h-haha
I'm feeling sort of mellow and chilled out like I said, I just had some fish for my dinner and I feel quite full and sickly now though haha.
>>38937918
Sucks a bit lad haha, why not make a new sophie edit lad? ',:^)

>>38937983
Do you pronounce them 'scones' or 'scons'? This is very important

>Instead of natural discussion, lets have these posts that get 8-10 replies, then have massive walls of text replying to everyone

>>38938016
Sounds a lot like natural discussion to me friendo. I am not seeing your problem.

>>38937969
Len I asked politely why you're fine with making these threads uncomfy so you can still announce your presence instead of talking normally. Since you ignored that to comment on a stupid steamgroup comment I guess you don't care about these threads anymore do you. This is just some weird grudge match with Ebin were if you get enough (yous) you're happy. So here you go.

>>38938016
Its obnoxious because these massive posts are just personal conversation that you can't reply or read too because you have no idea what the fuck its about. Ebin was right

>>38938001
put your trip on ebin/tilde so we can filter you lad

>>38938030
Makes it all the more bizzare when he's got a good few of them added on steam too. Just open a chat ffs.

>>38938039
If only Len would let us filter his boring wank.

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>>38937904
That sounds nice lad. Couldn't be bothered cooking at this time though desu.

I had some frozen fruit. Mummy offered me takeaway and I turned it down, think I upset her and now I feel guilty.

>>38938067
Just tell her you want to gain healthy weight and not weight in pure cholesterol.

>>38938067
that frozen chocolate banana?

did you take the pics of you eating it I asked for? x

>>38938047
can't get (You)s on steam can you though? these people are cancerous attention whores, nothing new here. and they're not even as entertaining as Ebin (as much of a cunt as he is)

>>38937904
>on a brighter note, what's for dins dins everyone?
>>38937761
>Preparing fried chicken and chips for dinner.
Is what I am having. Farmfoods own SFC and microwave chips. I lucked out, usually I get lots of legs, this time I got nice large chunks of chicken.

>>38938067
that's fair enough after wagecucking for so long

don't feel guilty lad but you should probably eat something more substantial, I saw your pictures and you're very skinny

>>38938047
This thread belongs to us just as much as you autist.

>>38938092
>microwave chips
Can't stomach those but to each their own lad. I make my own but they don't always come out great haha

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>>38938088
Jesus christ don't you have her number or are you this much of a fanny?

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Just sat down with my first can of the evening

Who /sips/ here?

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>>38937660
surprise surprise 100

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>>38938003

Scone like cone.

>>38937991
Had another anon recommend some spectrum games to me, are there any you could highlight?

Also are they controller friendly or do they absolutely require keyboard mappings?

>>38938002
That still sounds pretty productive to be fair, well done on planning how you're going to proceed, god knows that's ten thousand times more organised than I am.

>>38938029
I didn't respond because I really don't see how my two or three posts every few threads are a problem.

If Ebin still wants to keep going with this forced drama then fine, but if I can ignore it then I'm sure you can too.

I use the same image for filter purposes too!

>ebin is an absolute car crash of a human

>>38938121
I am not much for them myself. To tell the honest truth, I am not sure why I bought them, considering I have to use an oven for the chicken anyway...

Fuck. Ah well, next time I'll get oven ones.
> I make my own but they don't always come out great haha
For certain better than microwave ones all the time. I remember chopping my own, they were delicious.

>>38938147
Good lad, I don't understand the 'scon' faggots

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>>38937991
Had another anon recommend some spectrum games to me, are ther any you could highlight?

Also are they controller friendly or do they absolutely require keyboard mappings?

>>38938002
That still sounds pretty productive to be fair, well done on planning how you're going to proceed, god knows that's ten thousand times more organised than I am.

>>38938029
I didn't respond because I really don't see how my two or three posts every few threads are a problem.

If Ebin still wants to keep going with this forced drama then fine, but if I can ignore it then I'm sure you can too.

I use the same image for filter purposes too!

>>38938148
>Also are they controller friendly or do they absolutely require keyboard mappings?

Apart from very early games most will work easily with a controller, I like anything published by Ultimate.

>>38938149
He's exactly like looking at a car crash. It's awful but you just can't look away

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>>38938143
not often enough Pubes. What are you sipping lad?

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Ahh, there's nothing quite like that first /sip/ of the day tbqh lads.

>>38937927
China is a big country

>>38938174
Keep up the good fight lad but it might take more than that to make him leave. He gets shit on every time he posts and keeps on coming back for more

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>>38938201
I'm dissapointed that you don't share your /sip/ memes with us m'lord, could you share us your starterpack to put plebs like Ebin in their place?

>pubes is an alcoholic, unemployed, loser who has to lie about his life on the internet to keep from killing himself
couldn't make it up

>>38938148
>If Ebin still wants to keep going with this forced drama then fine, but if I can ignore it then I'm sure you can too.
So it is about this weird grudge you both have. I used to think you were alright Len and the kind of person who would know when to stop announcing themselves like other waifuposters who have bowed out to help the thread. There are two types though and you're the type that won't give up his (yous) or moniker like Ebin and Tilde no matter how cancerous this general becomes.

>>38938082
Mummy does not like it when I talk about my eating at all desu. I considered getting /thicc/ but I think it would make me even more of a mess, mentally speaking.

>>38938088
H-haha

>>38938108
I'm trying at the moment to eat three times a day. I will eat something else shortly. Thank you for your concern, I do hope you are eating properly too!

>>38938227
Put your trip back on Ebin.

>>38938148
lenlad you had a word with your bf shitting on tildes blog yet?

>>38938147
>>38938163
Apparently the official English way is "scon"
Although I probably say scone more than scon desu.
>>38938174
Thanks lad haha, I like to try and plan things out so that I can get myself into the trance of getting things done, I scheduled tomorrow for Devday though so I'll try wake up early and really push myself to get some work done.
How about you lad?

>>38938236
Put your trip back on pubes.

>>38938138

Mostly a wine drinker, but I do like a nice, cold Breton cider or a Pils on occasion.

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I had a headache when I went to bed last night, a special kind I get when I've just crammed a lot of information. It was from memorising all the algorithms. I slept for 17 hours (I had been up for 24 hours) and when I woke up my mind felt a lot clearer and I could recall the algorithms a lot easier I'd learnt.

Just spent the last couple hours learning more algorithms and now I'm up to 32 of the 41 total for f2l. Some of them take me longer to recall than others but I can recall them all if given enough time. I promise I've been trying really hard to actually understand how the algorithm works too, and it's now starting to make sense how it can be done 'intuitively'. For example, I learnt #26 (http://www.cubewhiz.com/f2l.php) and I thought 'I wonder what I'd do if the green square was at the back rather than on the left'. So I gave it a go and realised all I had to do was add in an extra U move, then I checked what algorithm it recommended and it was exactly that. Sometimes I mess up ones that aren't very intuitive though like #7, #11, #17, and #21.

How was your day shippy?

It would be cool if we could get a rubik's cube added in the OP pic, maybe in the thought bubble. Alas, I do not have the skills

>>38938233
Surely she'd be happy to hear that you're wanting to get to a normal weight.

>>38938270
*for example, I learnt #27

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>>38938254
nice try Ebin go back to blogging you /soclose/ tranny fucker

who's got tildes blog?

>>38938183
That's great, I'm sure a complete rom pack would be baby size compared to other consoles.
Thanks bud!

>>38938228
I post because I want to post, you were the one who brought Ebin up.
You clearly made your mind up though and that's fine.
I'm going back to ignoring this forced drama stuff now though.

>>38938228
when you say announced themselves what do you mean exactly

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How's your Tuesday going lads?

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>>38938183
That's great, I'm sure a complete rom pack would be baby size compared to other consoles.
Thanks bud!

>>38938228
I post because I want to post, you were the one who brought Ebin up.
You clearly made your mind up though and that's fine.
I'm going back to ignring this forced drama stuff now though.

>>38938298
>one WHOLE minute spent in paint
nice work pubes, stick it up on your fridge

>>38938233
Please don't get thicc, it's just a meme and it looks disgusting. Stay cute and small <3

Obviously try to overcome your eating problems but you don't have to get fat, which is what thicc really is

>>38938270
>It would be cool if we could get a rubik's cube added in the OP pic, maybe in the thought bubble. Alas, I do not have the skills
I'm on it familio don't even sweat it

>>38938233
>I do hope you are eating properly too
Thanks. Currently trying to gain weight, less /thicc/ and more /hench/ but the principle is the same! Since you already have eating issues you do need to be careful if you try to get thicc but it might help you have a more positive relationship with food and not purge it all up

>>38938323
your obsession is very strange ebin

>>38938338
It's called snipping tool and takes 15 seconds you absolute batty

>>38938277
Well I get really upset talking about it too. It would be a painful conversation for both of us

Drama aside what kind of faggot says 'bud'? Flaming fags sicken me.

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>>38938363
not sure bud

Len is a prick and Saku has his cum dribbling out of his arse

>>38938356
Aww bud! Cheerio friendo!

>>38938303
here ya go lad
https://tildedesu.wordpress.com/

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>>38938215
Sure thing anonymong

>>38938227
>alcoholic
Debatable.

>unemployed
Why would I wagecuck when I don't need to?

>loser
Stopped reading right there. You obviously have no idea who you're dealing with.

>>38936975
t-tilde what do you think of happa boys

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There is no greater insult than being called ebin and told to put your tripcode back on. cuz it means that you behave like an absolute fanny

>>38938305
>going back to ignoring this forced drama

funny how you had no problem with commenting on tildes tripped post though

Can you imagine pretending to be /fit/ on here? Sad

>>38938390
T-That's different. That's drama that he enjoys.

any movie recommnedation lads?
looking for drama

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FUCK I just got a captcha that was 'only whites' and didn't click abort in time to get a screencap

There's this one at least, guess it's mildly interesting
Ebin is selling his black stag now that Tilde's rectum has been fully destroyed by him beyond repair

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>>38938270
>>38938343
This should suffice, thought this was the most fitting place out of the little testing I did

>>38938409
>looking for drama

/britfeel/ on an evening

>>38938409
>looking for drama
alri ebin

>>38938356
you have nice legs tilde

>>38938363

You only say that because you've no QT3.14 black twink to cuddle.

>>38938400
the only people who care about being /fit/ are other /fit/ guys. its like me coming in here and buzzing about doing some maths equation or something.

>>38938342
Thank you. I thought thicc because my waifu looks nice thicc haha

>>38938344
How is gaining weight going for you? I think my relationship with food has to improve first as well. We're both going to make it!

What anime are you watching tonight lads?

ebin where do you see yourself in 5 years? Be honest.

>>38938429
I'm not a trip/waifuposter lad. Not required to be prison gay.

>>38938455

But you love it anyway toots!

>>38938356
Thats fair enough. Its good that you're avoiding shitty fast food though.

>>38938387
I think they can be very cute though that does not apply to them all. I think it is the best mix though

Len do you tell your mates you met your boyfriend by being the 8th lad he wanted to cyber bacause of the anime pic you posted? Be honest.

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>Cycling between 5 and 10 miles a day
>Eating healthy
>Have lost 10lb in the last month
>Weigh myself last week
>Weight myself today
>5lb gained

LITERALLY HOW IS THIS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?

>>38938445
Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic
Super comfy just before bed desu

Anyone on /feel/ done H before and can share thoughts on the experience.

>>38938426
Thanks but I'm sure you're in the minority with that opinion haha. I think they look great in jeans tbqh

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>>38938509

Pardon my innocence but what is H?

>>38938495
you're drinking sugary shit or not eating as good as you think

>>38938495
Muscle mass gained from the biking maybe. Muscle is denser than fat too so it fucks with shitty BMI numbers.

>>38938509
>Doing a drug that get's you addicted after one dose

Hmmm good idea.

>>38938495
You probably gained muscle mass or you over ate after exercising. Go by looks not by weight my friend.

>>38938381
britfeel mansion fucking when lads

>Ebin and len wrestling upstairs
>Xi spammer bringing back asian bints
>Cilla spammer in the lounge with a cut out cilla mask
>Waifu lads all watching film night
>Tilde trying to entice any free lads with her smooth qt legs
>Married anon turns up but his roastie wife drags him back home
>Damon lad drowning himself in the pool
>/pol/ posters locked in the basement
>Speedcube anon doing his cube autism oblivious of everything else

>>38938534
Leave this thread and do not return.

Peppermint tea makes your man muck minty!

>>38938509
I've done it a few times. First time was utterly heavenly. Occasionally do it now and it's nice and can be comfy.

>>38938560
Leave the honorary britfeel lady alone abdullah

>>38938455
No, you're just another gay, no prison about it.

>>38938534
tilde, i dont understand why you think ebin is a really nice guy. he often insults people on here and he does stuff like spoil games on twitch. i know he is not exactly a devil either but he is far from being a nice guy. he is probably more mean than the average person.

>>38938494
>Len do you tell your mates you met your boyfriend by being the 8th lad he wanted to cyber bacause of the anime pic you posted? Be honest.

howling at this, underrated

>>38938560
I haven't seen this tripfag before but I already like him.
So far it goes
1. Pubes
2. (You)
3. nofapanon
4. cillaposter
then at the bottom it's Ebin (and all his tilde orbiter alts) and Tilde.

>>38938560
The Pakistani community wishes you to come out of the closet, Ebin.

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>>38938556
>implying it wouldn't devolve into clan based war
>implying that when team Tilde/Ebin wins it won't devolve into civil war over who gets Tilde

>>38938572
>>38938509
Altough I will add like any strong opiates can make you all itchy and I have thrown up a couple of times. I'd only really reccomend it if you've tried everything else and trust yourself.

>>38938556
I'm liking this scenario already lad.
Please continue

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>>38938556
Yeah, like I'd let you mouth breathers anywhere near my house.

>>38937707
this nigga looks like my nan

>>38938644

You're back Pubes, welcome!

>>38938586
He is definitely a bitter and jaded person but I think he has a very kind and caring personality beneath that. Very lovely lad desu.

>>38938270

You're making very rapid progress anon. It's totally normal to slow down as you move from a slow method you know well, to a fast method you're not used to recalling. I actually have a more intuitive version of 17/21, where you're sort of converting to to 9/13

https://youtu.be/UhCEhP_0Bm4

Work was shit with my stomach ache/headache, but at least this evening the sickness has finally gone, so tomorrow should be good

>>38938509
I smoked opium with a bunch of traps on Thailand once.

Pretty interesting experience to hear them complaining about their husbands.

>left and banged a hooker inside a massage parlour afterwards.

>>38938644
Do you live close to a mosque?

>>38938612
proud to be a part of team I wish both weren't here

>>38938414

Very nice addition.

>>38938680

I ate opium in Marrakesh, only thing that would stop the rampant shits.

>>38938612
I think I speak for all when I say nobody wants those two degenerates here.

>>38938672
>ruined the thread on purpose in a tantrum
>tells people to kill themselves
>spent last night insulting people because they actually read a book which he can't do
>constantly insults gay people
>isn't upset about his nan dying, is more upset his family grieving affects him
>talks about running over children in his car

i could go all night

>just want to box for the fitness and learn how to fight
>basically been told that i will just be wasting the coaches time unless i want to actually box

ffs. i dont give a fuck about entering competitions or anything of the sort

>>38938728
That's what boxercise is for, you fat poofter

>>38938728
tbf, they right. the fitness part of it you can do yourself

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>>38938682
Of course I fucking don't.

>>38938719
Tbqh they are all valid points but I still like him. He has been very, very kind to me and it means a lot to me. I will be there for him no matter what.

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>>38938409
The Hunt. Not a thriller or anything but it will fuck you up

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>>38938792
Does this retard not know you live on a private estate? How many acres was it again m'lord?

>>38938792
wtf i love iqbal now

>>38938792

It does not matter Pubes my brother, always Allah is near at hand.

>>38938778
you cant spar and go on the pads by yourself though. i went to another boxing gym for about a year and they never said anything like this.

>>38938749
fuck off ye cunt. dont reply to me if you're going to talk shit.

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>drank water too quick
>feel a bit ill

>>38938612
>>38938635
this is just the evening, when it gets dark all manner of autism erupts.

>Ebin and len finally call a truce after multiple chinese burns and broken fingernails
>Damon lads body washes up on the side of the pool and starts being eaten by a pigeon
>Goodfellas poster has gatecrashed at 1am with the entire cast and steals all the chinese birds from Xi anon
>Waifuposters either passed out or being molested by Tilde
>Kitchen at this point is a mess of turnnock teacake wrappers and empty kopparberg bottles
>Cilla poster still stalking the hallways and jumping out startling people with "SURPRISE SURPRISE"
>Cube anon murdered by a mystery assailant, an oversized dragon dildo the weapon of choice

>>38938859
>Wants to join boxing club
>Doesn't want to box

Time for you to put on the spandex and join the middle aged women at the boxercise club

I had a very weird dream last night. I was walking around Manhatten at some time during January, and it was bitterly cold, maybe -25. Anyway I don't know what my purpose was, but I went into some tower block and going in random flats. Almost all of them were empty but Ebin was in one of them (Never seen what he looks like). I asked him why virtually no one else lived in this massive tower block, and he responded "Almost everyone who used to live in New York has moved to Miami"

We had a little discussion about why an entire city had been all but abandoned, and it turned out no one wanted to live in a place so cold, when you can just live in Miami instead. I asked Ebin why he still lived in New York, and hadn't moved to Miami. He said "I've survived here all my life, why move to Miami now?" then I woke up

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>>38938828
Clearly not, what a wee spastic.

I don't want to get into specifics at risk of doxing myself but it's in the triple digits.

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>>38938880
>>Cilla poster still stalking the hallways and jumping out startling people with "SURPRISE SURPRISE"
my sides lad, these posts are great

>>38938859
>you cant spar and go on the pads by yourself though
aye well theres better ways of staying fit than sparring, you just want to do it because its fun
>i went to another boxing gym for about a year and they never said anything like this.
sounds like the new one is a bit full of it's self really tbqh, but really mate, it's training with some football coaches and then not playing with the team on sunday

>>38938887
what do you mean? i want to spar and stuff, which i have been doing. i just dont care about actually entering competitions and trying to for some title or something because i dont care, i just want to do it for fun.

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Hast Du etwas Zeit fur mich?

Dann singe ich ein Lied fur Dich

Von 99 Luftballons

>>38938409
A Serbian Film not even being edgy great movie, proper fucks with you plus it's got some pretty hot scenes in it

>>38938912
>it's training with some football coaches and then not playing with the team on sunday

its a bit like that but tbf football is more of a team game. i could still train with them and just not go to the competitions. would probably make no difference. its not like im going to get anywhere, im too old as it is.

i just want to do it

>>38938918
I used to box, lad. I wouldn't worry about these comps only 20 odd so turn up to watch. Go for it

drank a beer earlier tonight and then just dropped 10mg valium without thinking

quite worried

should i drink a ton of water, would that help?

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its too bright for a nightwalk but i don't want to go out too late because of teenagers. i can't wait till its gets dark early

can we stop joking about albarn lad. The fella literally killed himself and I kinda miss him.

>>38938986
10mg is nothing, i once took 6 50mg pills. couldn't remember a thing the next day

>>38939013
i drank a beer though, it's a lethal combo

>>38938986
10mg
like, that's not even an overdose.

>>38938948
>>38938815
already seen them sadly

>facial hair around my mouth still not gone

I'm definitely switching to laser this time

>That one person who keeps knocking on my door. "Anon, do you wanna go for a pint"

Looks like I'm still a size 8

>>38939048
>laser
*electro

>>38939028
with a beer...

>>38939048

Must be terrible being a tranny knowing you will never be a real woman. You will never receive respect off anyone, maybe politically correct politeness at best.

>>38939076
All I want to do is be more like me

>>38938440
Well it was going really well until I got a stomach virus and stopped eating :( I lost 9 pounds in one month

But now I'm back on track. We're gonna make it brah!

>>38939112
You sicken me. You are the definition of munafiq

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/britfeel/

ah yes.

>>38939031
You seen Big Fish? Good film if you have daddy issues

>>38939112

Sounds good Moni!

>>38938813
>tilde is loyal
So dreamy...

>>38938983
I will think about it. It's more the fact that they will expect me to take it really serious and I just want to do it as a little hobby on the side.

>>38939112
>be more like me
A perverted creepy paki. All trannies sicken me with how much of a fetish it all is to them.

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lads im scared its too dark in the woods

>>38938556
>>38938880
but what happens at dawn

>>38939159
nope
might give it a try, thanks lad

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Some college age cunt just nearly took me off my bike going 50-odd miles per hour in her shitty Fiat 500. Gonna find where this twat lives and ram my waterbottle up her arse.

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>>38939189
BOO!
just messin' with ya anon

>>38939189
are you on a planned /nightwalk/ lad?

Saku's fat belly haha

>>38939189
Don't worry!

*holds your hand*

>>38939187
I think you'll get more into it as you notice your progress. Keep posting, i'll be interested in hearing how you get on

>>38938572
Is it alright if I'm sniffing it because I don't wanna get into the whole smack scene. Just a bit of brown with the lads.

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>>38937730

>tfw doing the Swern oxidation procedure at work

It's shit lads and I hate everything

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lads i think im lost

Who would pay to watch a no holds barred fight between Len and Ebin?

We could make millions

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>>38939189
lad... I played around with it and what the fuck is that?

>>38939327
Yeah should be fine. I've never injected or had the desire to.

>>38939332
go circlejerk with len instead of bothering us you runt

>>38939337
I think you could make tens just tens. Like, 70 bongs at most

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>>38939189
>>38939339
m8's....
whats going on

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>>38939339
>that Ren on the top of the image

>>38939365
Aight mate you're boring now, go back to tumblr or reddit.
>>38939263
you can go with him

>>38939311
I think tbqh I might have been put off a bit atm because I'm suffering with insomnia and I have injured my neck.

I will keep you updated. I used to post about it but no one replied so I stopped because I assumed no one cared

>>38939337
Would do it just to see what they look like

>>38938997
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damon_Albarn

he alive bro

>>38939365
i think its a bat. i saw a couple of them fly out the tunnel

>>38939376
>he's getting scared because of the creature on his nightwalk

>be me
>have a girlfriend who has a twin
>get confused one day
>ended up fucking the dad

>>38939411
Hate when that happens desu lad.

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Someone send me one of these pls

>found a stream of raw episodes from the attitude era

Right. Well this is my week sorted.

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>>38939332
Doesn't sound very comfy lad.
Are you a chemist? I tried to take Chemistry at A level but died inside when it came to organic chemistry.

What does buttsex feel like lads?

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I'm bored lads. Would any anonymong care to entertain me?

Tell me a joke or something.

>>38939476
Taking a massive shit over and over

>>38939349
>go circlejerk with len instead of bothering us you runt

I tried Skyping him so we could cyber like usual but he's offline so I'm sitting with my dick in my hand and nobody to show it to :(

>>38939450

I am but sometimes I wish I weren't, like today

>>38939481
I have your mum red eye because I came in her eye

>>38939481
the funniest joke of all
ebin

>>38939476
Not as good as pussy, lad. I love the idea but the reality doesn't live up to expectations

>>38939499
B-But taking a big poop is pretty satisfying. I thought bumsex was meant to be painful?

>>38939529
I wasn't on about giving.

>>38939349
>runt
hi ebin!

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>>38939519
>>38939520
Awful.

>anonymong humour

>>38939500
Well, I hope it's a rewarding job when it's business as usual lad

>>38939537
>taking a big poop is pretty satisfying.
Now how about a shit that pushes itself back inside you then outside again at a pace you're not leisurely controlling.

>>38939537
>B-But taking a big poop is pretty satisfying

Not when you think you're going to take a massive shit all over his cock it's not

>>38939586
Dunno. Doesn't the prostate make this feel good?

>>38939587
Don't worry I'm not a sub anyway I was just curious as to what it felt like for them.

>>38939617
If they can hit your prostate. Sometimes the overwhelmingly feeling of "shit" takes over

>>38939625
Fair enough. Now I know why most fags stick to blowjobs and frotting and stuff.

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Alright lads I need your fucking help finding a porn video

It's these 2 jap girls (one in a blue dress and one in a school uniform) taking turns to suck off some guy and each time he cums and they swallow

I've literally been looking for this fucking video for a year. please help

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This is an absolutely abhorrent conversation.

R8 my din dins

>>38939557
You're just ofended because your mum can't cook properly for you now that she only has one eye

>>38939481
what's black and curly.
pubes

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>>38939481
Benis! Mighty benis!
Thrust mightily, deftly with thy ebony shaft,
Not destined for weak-willed fishy pussy,
NO!
Seek out the old man's ANUS!

>>38939653
7/10 would cum on it

>>38939653
Are those quorn pieces? Those are delicious, I always but them in curry sauce when I have curry and brown rice!

>>38939653

It has good big chunks of meat for a ready meal.

>>38939640
A lot of it is psychological. If you know for sure you're clean, and you really want to get dicked, then you can put those feelings aside.

Blowjobs and handjobs are much, much less tedious though. There's no preparation either.

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What the fuck is wrong with anonymongs? Holy fuck.

>>38939617
>gay posting on /britfeel/
>I'm not a sub anyway
Ohohoho

>>38939653
Looked a lot like what covered my benis after i bummed his hole (his hole in his bum aka rectum)

>>38939683
>>38939753
Faggots get out

>>38939686
>>38939685
All home cooked mate. And that's chicken. How does quorn compare?

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>>38939652
pls anons help an anon out

I need this

>>38939737
I'm a fag and not sub either.

Which is funny as I'm quiet, look about 15 and I'm 5'5. My bf is proper into it.

>>38939796
Maybe try out one of the porn boards /r/ maybe?

>>38939727
aye, im glad the money i give to your mum is help her pay for the mortgage. she is good girl even though she has a bog eye now. she can get a bit greedy though. im happy with one shag a night while she normally wants a good few shags a night

>>38938673
Thanks lad, that version does make more sense. I'm not very quick at executing front moves though haha. I do need to work on understanding how moves affect the orientation of the pieces (e.g. the top colour of the top-left corner piece on the side facing you can be made to reoriented to be on the front side by moving it to the back with U then bringing it down with L'). Having a better understanding of how that stuff works would help me be able to do things a bit more 'intuitively' I think

>>38939727
I don't know pubes, you tell us

>>38939705
Sounds nice. Shame I'll never get to experience this stuff.

>>38939189
take a fleshhlight

>>38938880
>tfw am not notable enough to be in these greentexts

>>38939902
Why not? How old are you?

>>38939929
23 but I'm ugly as fuck with no social skills.

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>>38939792
I like both. They taste pretty different though.

Quorn is generally cheaper, I believe.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfuWXRZe9yA

>tfw

During all four of my last pisses my gooch muscles cramped up, am I wanking too much?

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>>38939652
I gave someone in this thread a jap bikini dance video.

lost it since then

cant find it again.

they wont give me it back. :c

>>38939960
Pubes posting music are some of the best posts in /britfeel/
How are you holding up friend?

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>>38939965
>am I wanking too much?
Always

>>38939978
>Pubes posting music are some of the best posts in /britfeel/
I cant tell who is trolling at this point

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>>38939978
I-I'm hanging in there lad. Thanks for asking.

>>38939942
I want to see that pair creampied!

>>38939936
>I'm ugly as fuck

Has anyone actually told you this, or just yourself?

I don't think I've seen a single person who said this that I could say "yep, ugly as fuck"

>>38939965
No joke my arsehole is nearly as bad as this guys.

https://efukt.com/20692_Time_To_Retire.html

>>38939999
Had a few people say it yeah mate. Gave up on relationships years ago. I'll just live in my cave like some sort of hunchback.

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>>38939999
>Those lost digits

>>38939999
Nice quads lad
We should do a r8 thread but I don't want to be b&

>>38939997
Have you done anything nice today? I did nothing. Didn't even eat. Just shatpost on britfeel and watched some game of thrones

Come join our cosy lil discord community, mostly brits, a few yanks.
M484Hcc

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Benis! Mighty benis!
All-powerful, thrusting god of lust!
Helm of power, fanny-foe,
Seek thy destiny in caverns of shite!

>>38939998
I want to watch them be BLACKED

>>38940054
Ebin please control yourself

>>38940030
>Thought some judas posted ours
>Just some yankshit
wew lad

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>>38940028
I went to the shops earlier to get cigs and /sips/. Apart from that, same old. I'd almost consider going to uni or something at this point just for something to do.

>>38938995
You just reminded me of a dream I had last night

>be me, on a /nightwalk/
>walking around inside the gates of my old school
>start running because I thought it would be fun and I never get to run
>suddenly someone appears from around the corner and sprints in my direction
>he gets close and I see the glint of a knife he's carrying and that he's wearing a bandanna around his face
>he runs past me
>I go inside the school and tell the reception staff (who were there despite it being nighttime) that someone with a knife just ran by
>I sit down on a chair for a bit outside the toilets
>I go home

Better find something to do before it's just a me and the internet episode and the whole night turns into a wankathon haha

>>38940087
Are you on the dole at the moment?

>>38940087
Must be sad for you knowing the only thing in your life is le epic trolling and shitposting on4chan

>>38940087
why do you use a trip? is it because you find it funny or because you want to be remembered?

>>38940087
Damn Pubes, what cigs and what sips did you get? I Monster energy zero is meant to be the shit /fit/ shitposts about every know and then.

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>>38940107
No, of course not. Don't mistake me for a wagie either though.

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>Come join our cosy lil discord community

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i'm at the point where i can either confess to my dad that i'm suicidal or bottle it up and go on with him never knowing why i'm so distant to him nowadays, wat do?

>>38940165
>this is 4chan, you have to be an edgy miserable cunt like me!

They removed visitors from ok cupid.

now that probably okay for women who get hundreds.

but as a man, the 1 or two visitors I would get a year were the only reason I went there.

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>>38940107
Pubes has retired because he's so rich. He doesn't have to work. How do you not know this?

>>38940158
What do you mean "of course not"? Sounds to me like you're on the dole.

>>38940139
Because I am not an anonymong.

>>38940154
Just a few tinnies of Scrumpy Jacks. Nothing fancy. As for smokes, I got Richmond Superkings.

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>>38940202
I don't need to go on the dole, what don't you understand?

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>Watching BBC
>"This is a group about how pregnant women are MARGINALISED"
>Literally the golden calf of the entire world
>"Marginalised"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A nuclear war with North Korea will unfortunately be less of a happening that Brexit.

The stock markets will collapse 25% within moments, but slowly rebound over the next 3 months. New Nuclear treaties will be drafted, and the global economy may face recession for 6-24 months, but other than that life will return to normal within 3 years

>>38940202
He's a mercenary.

His shitposting services funded entirely by the Affiche Femme Sans Frontieres.

>>38940244
So you just live with your parents and live off them? Sounds pretty shitty mate, you should at least sign on so you aren't such a leech.

>>38940251
>a nuclear war would be less of a happening over a country leaving a political partnership
come on lad

>>38940202
I'm assuming he's one of those arrogant tossers who looks down on poorfags and people who sign on.

>>38940251
>nuclear war
>happening
Aren't mongs like you supposed to be herded outside question time venues?

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Who here /cubefeel/

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>>38940011
Fucking hell does your arse actually go like that from gay sex? May have to rethink this whole prison gay thing

Also
>efukt
Patrician taste. This is probably my favourite vid from there https://efukt.com/21234_MAKE_THE_BITCH_BLEED!!.html

Fuck, I just watch that vid again and the bit where she screams for her to stop but she just keeps hitting her is legitimately disturbing. I'm actually upset now. I used to wank to vids like that, have I finally grown up from my edgy /b/ ways?

>>38940275
No I don't live off of my parents.

>>38940318
So you have some kind of mysterious source of income that allows you to live independently without working at all?

Chinny reckon mate. Post proof if you're going to make claims like that.

>>38940318
House-husband?

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>spent 20 minutes having a loud argument in the street with 2 cute christian girls
>pretty sure co-workers saw me

This sucks
I am not even a radical atheist or something. I was just having a bad journey home (it was raining, cars kept coming on the streets when I tried to cross, loud motorcycles went past and the noise upset me). They asked me if I wanted to talk about God and I was buttmad so I screamed at them 'WHY DOESN'T GOD MAKE MOTORCYCLES FEWER DECIBELS' but basically mumbled it into WHDYSOENSHGODMTOROCYCDECIBELS'. Ended up with them trying to be nice whilst I needlessly screamed at them. Feel bad desu.

>>38940420

god doesnt know about baffles kek

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>>38940098
Buy a Chinese rubik's cube

>>38940317
Considering she was smaller and less experienced she didnt do too badly (to begin with anyway). Although the butch dyke was probably told to make it last.