What would you do if you find a creature like this on your bed?

Does it not talk? Why does it play like a beast,

>>38937552
Like that or that one specifically?
Fry some eggs.

Call the police originotuii

>>38937552
Disgustin

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>>38937552
Get out of my bed please. I need to get comfy and you're taking up my valuable bed space.

>>38937552
>M'lady, may I offer you some clothing?
Also feed it a bowl of boiled eggs.

>>38938335
eat the eggs
please eat all the eggs

I would have sex in missionary position

I'm sorry, it's really sick

>>38938442
>no foreplay first
>not communicating with a woman who teleported in your room first out of courtesy

Try to put my dick in before she has the chance to say no.

>>38938475
Im sorry, I was too ashamed of my fantasy to detail these kinks, but yes I'd be guilty of this too :(

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>>38938393
why oreignafela

breed her

oreganol