How edgy are you, r9k? Please note that I have cast a spell to

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>>38936052
tsk tsk tsk, everyone knows there's no incantations or other sort of wizard hogwash until AFTER i finish my first cup... be free!

Free mana

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Too edgy for your meme threads, buster.

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>>38936052
Come on Champ, you won't get anything with that attitude. All you have to do is go inside, look the manager DIRECTLY in the eyes, and give him one nice, firm handshake. I know you can do it son, and we'll spend all of our natural lives driving from place to place until it works out. Don't quit yet, Champ.

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>>38937083
"B-but, Dad, how do you expect me to get a job when I look like a goblin? Bad enough that the last two managers laughed me out of their respective stores."

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>>38937159
"Champ, I already told you. You need to be persistent in your endeavors and know how to grab em by the boipucci until they'll let you in. I already gave you a small loan of a million dollars to get you jumpstarted on looking like a normal human being, but you still need to look them in the eyes and give them a firm handshake. You can do it, Champ."