Post /r9k/ approved philosophers

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>>38936006
oreganol posterino

>>38936006
Delete him NOW. /r9k/ loserplebs don't ride the fucking tiger.

>philosopher
he's more of a mysticist.

>>38936006
I think Schopenhauer is the ultimate /r9k/ philosopher (philosophy-wise not his lifestyle)

>>38937015
How is his philosophy related to /r9k/?

>>38937036
Read parerga and paraliponema, you uncultured swine

>>38937049
I don't see any mention of chads, betas, ree, neets, cucks, stacies or any other retarded /r9k/ bullshit there

>>38936006
>Evola
>White

>>38936949
fuck off loserpleb only losers ride the tiger

>>38937240
You don't find meaning in a world of dissolution. Instead, you succumb to it like the cowardly unaristocratic little bitches you are. You're no aristocrats of the soul.

>>38936006
Can i be a philosopher? :3

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Jean-Paul Sartre, philosophy for robots by robots

>>38937341
Sartre is not a philosopher.

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>>38936006
this originalialio guy

>>38937341
Marxist scum fuck off

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>>38936006
Valerie Solanis is r9k personified.

>>38937276
I'm a Noble aristocrat you are the unaristocratic BITCH. You are a cowardly little bitch.

>>38937362
>helped originate existential philosophy
>not a philosopher
What's a philosopher? Some STEMfag atheist? Some redpill misogynist who hates beta-fags? Islamophobic trump supporters?
Philosophy is dead.

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What about this guy rightt here? Is he not a robot?

>>38937341
Gross. Jew

>>38937453
>>38937362
only neitzsche is a philosopher

>>38937466
You're a gross anti-semitic.

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the legend himseIf

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Telling emperor kings to get the hell out of the sun you're enjoying the philosophy.

>>38937799
literally LITERALLY who that

>>38937820
This guy is nothing like r9k, he was the most confident man alive.

>>38937887
At the same time he dedicated his entire life to not being productive and fucking with society just because they're around to fuck with and not any higher purpose.

>>38937916
Yes, but r9k dedicates its life to not being productive and fucking with society because they're not able to do anything else, not because they chose to.

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The leader. The legend.

>>38937453
>>helped originate existential philosophy
No, he didn't. He was a hack.

>>38937992
Stole my idea fagget

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>Just as little has consciousness an outer existence, for the objective aspect does not get as far as being a negative of the actual self, in the same way that this self does not attain to an actual existence. It lacks the power to externalize itself, the power to make itself into a Thing, and to endure [mere] being. It lives in dread of besmirching the splendor of its inner being by action and an existence; and, in order to preserve the purity of its heart, it flees from contact with the actual world, and persists in its self-willed impotence to renounce its self which is reduced to the extreme of ultimate abstraction, and to give itself a substantial existence, or to transform its thought into being and put its trust in the absolute difference [between thought and being]. The hollow object which it has produced for itself now fills it, therefore, with a sense of emptiness. Its activity is a yearning which merely loses itself as consciousness becomes an object devoid of substance, and, rising above this loss, and falling back on itself, finds itself only as a lost soul. In this transparent purity of its moments, an unhappy, so-called 'beautiful soul', its light dies away within it, and it vanishes like a shapeless vapor that dissolves into thin air.

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Was going to post Schopie' , but too esoteric to be a robot. Also, all the more pessimistic stoics don't apply, because by definition they dedicate their lives to getting over their feels, whereas robots cling on to them and let the burden of feels drag them down.

Also, anyone who lived like a Robot but had some sort of discipline or contributed something to philosophy and human thinking doesn't count (No Kant do).
Robots are trapped in a constant object-less praxis.

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>dramatizing their lives by making up "Krises" that turn out to be wrong but only in the sense that they are ontological misreads of the real world.

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>>38936006
Johnathan "based" Bowden.
He may not be thought of as a known philosopher by many, but he fits the bill to be up their with Nietzsche, Evola, Thoreau and Goethe.

His books and oratory skill are phenomnal and some of the best I have ever witnessed, and his concept of being an "Evolian Nietzsan", is something I can whole heartedly realte to and live by.
He is hands down one of the most underated philosohers of the modern times and is worthy of far more recognition for his work.

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>>38936006
>led a cult
>with women in the cult

total fucking normie.

<spoiler>how did he get the scar?</spoiler>

pic related is the true robot philosopher. french post-marxist who wrote a book called america that's basically about how sad he is that nobody here wants to hang out with him. his writings inspired the wachowski brothers and are featured in the matrix. his early stuff is so dense and complicated that nobody touches it, and his later themes mirror the edgy butthurt shared by many of the denizens here. really fantastic read unless you're a bluepill cuck.

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>>38938561
This and pic related origami

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Not really a philosopher but basically wrote the manual for robots