Hug your family thread.

Hug your family thread
>What is this thread about?
Talking about and improving relationships with your sister/family
>Can i talk about/vent about my relationship with my family
Yes
>I don't like this thread!
Hide it, problem solved
>I'm going to start drama
You'll probably be ignored

Roll:
>1 - Tell them you love them
>2 - Hug them as tight as you can
>3 - Keep hugging until they tell you to stop
>4 - Ask about what they've been doing lately
>5 - Ask how their day has been
>6 - Spend an hour with them
>7 - Ask what they're doing tomorrow
>8 - Try to pick them up or ask them to cuddle
>9 - Kiss them on the head
>0 - Tell them that you want to hang out with them more
>69- Ask them to do something lewd with you or let you watch them do something lewd

Plz giv heart erection

Laura I'm really sorry please forgive me

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>the penis in my heart
Affection erection. Huehue.

Also hello everyone. I'm feeling pretty good today, I hope everyone's doing well.

>>38933184
I want to edit a slight tooth gap into all of your disneydykes reaction pics and see if I can get them circulating. Which reminds me; fuck you, guy that keeps using the pencil girl edit to start threads every day. I hate that picture.

>>38933300
That'd be hilarious, please do.
Also my sister slapped my butt when I was brushing my teeth and I sprayed toothpaste all over the mirror. So sexy.
At least she got a laugh out of it.

>>38933345
Which sister? How clothed was she? How'd you end up spraying toothpaste? Did you get her back?

>>38933465
Nee-san. She was clothed, I was bare-butt because I'd just got out of bed. I was just surprised, she basically sneaked up to me and slapped my butt, it's not something she usually does.
I tried to tickle her but she got away.

bump
Wake up America

>>38934128
>Wake up America

Would you be interested in hearing about my trans-sister? I know a bunch of you would rather not.

After she slept on my floor and I fell asleep she ended up getting in my bed. We each had our own blanket and didn't cuddle but she laid down so she was pressed against me. It was nice. Seeing her do both that and get under a bunch of blankets and lean against me last night I might consider that a hint that she wants to open up when it comes to touching some.

>>38934399
I think most anons don't mind hearing about your sibling, don't worry about it.

>>38934399
>bunch of you would rather not.
Meh, family is family, Anon. And you're a good brother, so post to your heart's content.

>>38934399
Not a fan of underage transitions but even still no problem with you posting, have at it. I'm sure most feel the same about the latter.

Hug her tight.

OP's fetish is making other people hug, please don't humor him and instead call him a faggot.

Have a nice day.

>>38932967
If its, 3,6,8,9,0, or 69 I won't do it

Is anyone up to anything today?

>>38935953
I'm up to things, but nothing sister-hugging related. Just sorta busy with work and shopping, and meeting a friend for drinks in the evening.

>>38934399
Go cuddle her

>>38935953
At work atm. It's pretty slow until after 3 here.

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>Big sis woke me up by blowing fucking air in my nose
Fuck was that, guess me being all weird is making her all weird, dunno if want.
>>38935953
Worked early today 'cause sis wanted me around for shit, that was fun but fuck my sleep schedule.
Dont mean to make light of that trans stuff, but ya'll reminded me of the time big sis said'd prolly enjoy having a big ol' dick, and then said she'd beat my ass if I chopped mine off.

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>>38936105
>At work atm
You have a job now?
Sorry, I'm a little behind.

ERP's pretty fun

>>38937528
What makes you say that, anon? What do you like to rp as?

>>38937528
Yeah man, love that effective refractory period.

>>38935286
So how is you job going? Are you enjoying it?

>>38937723
>effective refractory period.
What do you mean, anon?

>>38938687
Dunno man, thread's quiet so consider it a joke bump.

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I just wanted a sister that I could love and take care of, why was I burdened with an obese brother? Why do we live in the worst of all possible worlds? Objective propensities, eternal actualities and metaphysical necessity have unironically conspired to make a wreckage of this sorrowful life. WHERE IS MY SISTER

>>38938932
Boys deserve love and care, too, anon
having a brother isn't so different from having a sister

>>38938962
Yea, especially if they're mentally ill and think they're a girl or some wacky shit like that

>>38938981
Yes, mentally ill siblings deserve to be treated well, why would it be any other way?

>>38939023
Yea, treat them well, but definitely don't do something that would make them worse, like pretend they are a girl if they're clearly not

>>38938932
I know that feel bro. Except I actually have sisters. At least some good came out of this existence.
>that feel when your sisters don't want you to take care of them

>>38938932
Your become could still become your sister. That's how it ended up for me.

>>38939534
>Your become could still become your sister
That's pretty fucking gay.

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Daily reminder that these threads are cesspools of gay tripfagging cancer. If you value the safe space that is r9k, please report these threads and/or murder known participants.

>>38936956
Yeah last thread I dropped the news. I play with kids all day for a living now. Part time.

>>38938042
Really liking it a lot. Kids are suuuper fun

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Ya'll slow today, rolling.
'case ya'll wanted more sister shit, told my big sis I was kinda getting the sniffles and she made me a sandwich and set me up to chill in her bed, hella overkill but she great.
>>38938932
Do squats with your brother brah, it's only gay if you like it.

>>38939838
>safe space
Kekkles

>murder known participants
2edgy4me

>>I don't like this thread!
>Hide it, problem solved
>>I'm going to start drama
>You'll probably be ignored

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I want to put the penis in my heart inside a girl's pussy in her mind.

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>>38939863
>"Why the hugs, your sick not drunk"
Suddenly the ho don't like hugs no more, a'ight

>>38933485
You're my favorite incestuous euro-hillbilly ostrich

>>38940041
Just keep doing it until she likes it. Problem solved.

>>38940041
"Sister, you must succ the sick out of me. Kiss me, quick!"

>>38940118
Girl I been doing it, think it's going the opposite way now. gunna chill out unless it feels right.
>>38940157
Ayy, still not gonna kiss her if I can avoid it.

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>>38940104
T-thanks anon-kun, I appreciate it.

>>38939855
>I play with kids all day for a living now. Part time.
Do you enjoy it? Good to hear that you're getting out and about though.
How's life been aside from the new job?

>>38932959
Hugged my autistic brother, he's my favourite bro.

TS sibling dude here

I put in an application at Hobby Lobby, my sister said working at hobby lobby would make me "really fucking gay." It's a bit ironic I think.

>>38940205
Fine, chill out with your dill out. See if she notices.

>>38940228
I only have MS paint and I don't have a mouse but it's so tempting

>>38940333
HOW DID HE REACT ANON? DID YOU TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM? WHY IS HE YOUR FAVORITE?

>>38940205
You can't avoid it any longer
>>38940350
Your fucking cement glue is overpriced and your model kit selection is subpar. But I do hope you get the job and things go well for you.

>>38939863
>not doing squats anyway
Do you even lift

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>>38933300
This is the greatest idea

>>38940500
Elsa's cute with a tooth gap.

>>38940500
I'm so glad someone's actually doing it. This is gonna be great. "Frozen: Austria version"

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>>38940361
A'ight look, I'd normally ignore that lewd shit, but I took a shower and im already in a towel anyway so ima just lay here and see what happens, no intentions, just messin' around. Towel stays on tho
>>38940402
Man watch me, these lips are sacred.

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>>38940800
>no intentions, just messin' around. Towel stays on tho
Sure

Gonna roll for when I get back home from work. Stuff like this just tickles me pink to be honest.

>>38940623
>liking bitch elsa instead of sweet anna
pleb

>>38941187
C'mon yo, all she did was laugh at me for wearing a towel and asked if I was alright, dunno what you was expecting.

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>>38941599
Just playing with you, man. Sorry for being dumb there.

>>38941599
>Chest be cold, put clothes on
>Sis all "Aww I'm sorry, you coulda stayed like that if you were comfy"
Ho plz
>>38942055
Yah I get you, playing's fun. So is rolling.

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>>38941262
>implying Elsa isn't a miracle of the universe
Shame.
But an Anna is fine too.

>>38940041
>Lacking "suddenly leaving" reaction images
I'll take that rare beard, thanks
Dad took the week off, mom got kinda sour about it but he tickled her out of it

>>38942811
I'm really happy for you Laura that's really good news
i hope you have a lot of fun with him

>>38942981
Yea it's got me a little excited, don't know what for really, I'll probably just cling to him all the time
Would it be too much if I tried to take a few days off?

>>38943052
If you think they'll let you then go ahead and ask

So yesterday evening was fun. I got back from work late and had some late dinner while talking to my cousin. We then moved to her room and got ourselves up to date with GoT. We talked while sitting on her bed and compared feet, was a pretty great night.
Today we went dancing, it was a lot of fun but I somehow didn't feel as connected to her as I usually do, like we weren't in sync somehow like we are normally when dancing. We talked a lot on the way home ad it somehow just went about how she's always accidentally flirty but when she tries to flirt she she does some weird shit (which she doesn't do towards me nor as ever done I think) and about how we are diffrent. I just feel like shit. I still love her but it's becoming clearer to me we could never be and item and I just don't know how to deal with it, emotionally.

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>>38942213
>Hug the ho for the millionth time
>"Hey, I really aint feeling that bad, thanks for being cool tho"
>"haha, why you keep hugging me, you're sweet though"
>held her all like that, kissed her cheek
>she laughed but kissed back, told me to go back t bed
Fuck ya'll this is fun but it's getting hellaaa awkward reroll
>>38942811
Ayy, another ho stealing mah shit.
You're good tho, enjoy the blackman.

>>38943415
Tell her how you feel and beg her to keep it between you and her.

>>38943415
Don't get desperate, don't tell her how you feel.

Once you realize it's not going to happen it'll be easier to let go.

>>38943658
Or if he gets rejected it'll be a lot easier to move on

My grandparents have recently reconnected with my family. They just haven't talked to us for a few years. I have no idea why. I think that there's a divide between them and my mom for some reason. But they want us over so their pool gets some use. I invited one of my friends who's totally cool with my sister. The thing is my grandparents think my sister is still my brother and she's chosen to finally get some use out of the bikini mom bought her. Wish us luck in this endeavor. It will probably be really crazy.

>>38943779
>inb4 they have heart attacks when they see their grandson

>>38943415
Based on what you've written, I think your cousin just sees you as a really close relative and/or friend but noticed you had intentions to get "closer". I don't know your whole situation so I can't say I know how she feels about that but it looks like she's giving you hints about knowing. You should know her better so whatever you're feeling from her now should give you a better picture.

>>38943779
Good luck and does your sister tape?

>>38943779
Good luck. If she passes, tell your grandparents your parents sold your brother in the black market because of financial difficulties and this is your cousin.

>>38943330
Yea, I'll try tomorrow
>>38943479
Weird question
Are you taller than her?

>>38944142
I have no idea. She has some compression wear she uses from time to time. We'll just have to wait and see if that bulge is present in a few days.

>>38944183
That's an option.

>>38944256
Naaaah, yah boy's a manlet, she's an inch taller.
Also I aint pull that nine yet, mybe later.

>>38944483
I guess that makes me a humanlet...
That just means she can give you bigger hugs

>>38944792
You're not a personalitylet. You're pretty cool and you're a good person.

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>>38944792
Hey girl, women get a free shortpass, shit's cute. Short boys look like damn gremlins.
She gives good hugs, yeh, aint afraid to squish you real good, for better and worse.

>>38944985
Thanks anon
>>38945007
I also get some things at kids prices if I'm with my dad
Those sound like good hugs

>>38943052
Don't see why it would. Especially if your dad doesn't take breaks that often. Enjoy your time though. Glad to see that he said yes.
>>38943779
May not be much, but wishing good luck.

Tried to do the roll, but ended up taking a nap with her in bed as much as I tried fighting it. Sorry Protective! She continued the dumb yogurt talk though, so there's that.

>>38945141
Hey you're a nice guy so it makes me smile. As long as there isn't some sort of freak out I think it will be fine. She has minimal attachment to them anyways.

>>38945141
Yea I'll see what I can do
Naps are good, naps together are good

>>38945312
Well, hopefully with your family and friend there, things should go well.
>>38945550
To heck with a kids for now. They'll be able to survive a week without you or learn to appreciate you so you won't get sneezed on anymore.
And yea, they feel great. Always feel a bit weird waking up from a nap in the afternoons though.

Fun week for Laura bump

Lots of Laura

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>>38932967
>hide it
>it's about talking to your family
I wonder if we can swing deleting these for them being slightly /soc/ tier?

>>38947238
Nah the mods even clean up spam for us.

Go back to being awake europoors

>>38946432
Hopefully
Sidenote, anyone see that McCree body?

>>38947282
>all mods are one person

Roll call!
How many of you are awake? 1/2 of the suicidal anons here.

>hug your family
we don't do physical, spoken, or any other signs of affection
I'm a colossal failure, my brother's a colossal failure, and my old man has no one else so he tolerates us

>>38947819
Dude with a ts sister just hanging out.

Got dinner and just being normal.

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>>38947819
Im lurking, whatever the fuck that's worth. Pretending to watch the office with big sis, tryna tell her she needs her bed more than I do.

>>38947917
>Dude with a mentally ill brother
ftfy

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>>38947819
Hello there. We're just goofing around a bit and stuffing our faces. Will be staying up to get some New Vegas progress done.

>>38947819
Backround anon here and hungry

>>38947819
Always here, never sleeping, might sleep with parents tonight actually...
What's going on with you?

>>38947917
That's nice, what did you have for dinner?
>>38947956
Well Eminem, I think you could competitively race for the couch each night. It could be fun.
>>38948247
That's a comfy Eva Mr Bearg.
>>38948298
Now that you mention it, I want food too. It's 4am here though, so it's not too much of an option for me though.
>>38948370
Recovering from yesterday - I had a sort of breakdown; started pulling my hair out and crying about things.
I played quite a bit of vidya today and visited my doctor so that was okay. I'm getting a referral to receive some more support I believe.

>>38948440
The hands tend to pop off too easily. Preferred the ones on the Godzilla Eva kit.
Are things okay at the moment? Not to be a bother, but what type of support?

>>38948370
Ya'll should meet my sister, you could stay up all damn night talking about how you don't sleep and rub each other's chest beefers. That's what women do rite?
>>38948440
Naaah, I ain't that sick but I'm too sick to race any damn woman tonight. Isn't even a problem usually, chick loves her bed, she just all worried and tryna be nice for sum reason.
Also yeh, hard to keep track of anons but what's going on with ya'll?

>>38948574
Things are neutral right now.
I'm not exactly sure, I think it's some sort of group that tries to make people do things in groups or gives advice on what to do next.
I've already got people medicating me and tomorrow I'm getting a call from the adult mental health services, so we'll see how that goes.

>>38948654
I mostly lurk and stuff. I don't see much of a reason to post when other people are having a good time.
I only act cutesy in real-life and one-on-one conversations online, so I'm not sure I could add too much without being depressing.

>>38948440
Went to a local restaurant. I had a burger, my sister had a chicken sandwich, and my mom had soup.

>>38948654
Tell her she can sleep with you if she wants, if you're not too sick

>>38948701
What it is with you? Need someone to talk to?

>>38948742
I've got quite a few online friends now and I'm really thankful for it.
I just post here late at night when few people are around, even though I lurk most of the day. It's kind of off-topic I guess.

>>38948701
Well, it's better than before at least, so there's that.
When are you going to do that group thing? Have any idea what the call by that mental health service will be about? Serious though, I wish things to get better for you soon and permanently so you don't have to deal with this anymore.
>>38948654
Feel better soon. What do you mean by "what's going on with y'all"?

>>38948704
Sorry I just realized how unexciting that is.

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>>38948742
Ayyyy, don't have a good reason not to, but it'd just be all awkward probably. Yeah I said I sleep with her sometimes but it's always an accident, being all "yo we're gonna sleep together" turns it into a whole other thing in my head, I dunno.
Actually i sound really fucking stupid right now, dunno why I'm like this. mehbe i'll see how she feels.

>>38948964
Nah, was talking to that anon. The singular ya'll, y'know. Should prolly cut back on all that.

>>38948968
No need to apologise. Life isn't exciting 100% of the time. Still seems like a nice time. Hope you enjoyed yourselves.
>>38949032
Eh, don't change anything. Just got confused there a bit, but things are A-OK now.

>>38948704
>>38948968
Well maybe on the surface, but did you have a nice conversation with them?
Even little things can be nice.
>>38948964
I'm not really sure when the group thing will happen, the doctor just told me that they were going to do that. Probably in a few weeks.
As for the call, it's verifying whether I'm suitable for needing help or if it's not that urgent. I think I have to fill a form in the morning, so that's going to be hell since it's nearly 5 now.
Thank you for the support Bearg, you're a really great person.

>>38949117
Ah, well wishing things turn out for the best once the group thing starts.
Hope you get the help you need. Don't k so what else to say besides that, so sorry.
>so that's going to be hell since it's nearly 5 now.
Shit, man. Go to bed earlier. I know that's easier said than done, and if it's because what you're going through at the moment then I'm sorry that it's difficult to do so.
Keep trucking, friend. Can never promise that things will get better, but don't ever give up.

In unrelated stuff, my sister is getting pretty sleepy since the sign of her spouting nonsense is starting. Was rambling about a microwave with two levels and how it "would change everything!" Said we'd get so much money and be able to live worry free. I didn't feel like destroying that dream of hers by telling her that it's already been made.

>>38948440
Sounds rough, sorry
If you want to talk here's the place I guess
>>38948654
The first half of that would be cool, but the latter not so much

>>38949017
So tl;dr I'm sleeping with her tonight, dunno why i'm all weird about this, maybe this'll help.
>>38949360
Maybe I'm evil but you should buy her a 2 level microwave, brah.
Alright look I'm pretty sure I asked this but cant remember the asnwer to save my ass, you and your sister are like a real couple and shiz?
>>38949566
Sorry girl, just joshin', big sis wouldn't do that unless she went full dyke without me noticing

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>>38949566
When the skin previews went up for McCree, I mistook him or Venom Snake because of that red arm. Oh, but that 76 skin.. socks and sandles really make it for me.
>>38949710
She usually remembers the dumb stuff she talks about in the morning. If not, I don't think I could be that devilish. Maybe just flash a picture of the thing if she wasn't asleep already.
>you and your sister are like a real couple and shiz?
Yea, we've been together for a few months now and recently moved in together. Things are going alright at the moment, so hopefully they stay that way. Have her smug.

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>>38949902
A'ight, that's neat. If we're being real ima little jealous, sounds like a chill kind of relationship. wouldn't really work with my sis but I aint even thinking about that, we're good how we is.
Ima letting sis fall asleep first so can I ask other shit for a couple minutes?
Like, you guys do it or whatver?

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>>38950093
It's nice.
>we're good how we is.
Eh, what you two seem to have is pretty great to be honest. Keep going how you're going if you're completely happy with it and don't get too pressured.
That you, FBI? but yeah, we've went that far. Wasn't the smoothest of progression into it since I'm an awkward fuck, but hey, it's all in the past.

1 AM Pre shower bump

>>38950281
FBI here, you're all good on the incest front but we'll have to confiscate that illegally dressed robot.
But nah, that shit's cool too, sorry if that was personal or whatever. My brain's all mixed up 'bout how that would even feel but that's not my business, more power to ya'll.
>what you two seem to have is pretty great to be honest.
Thanks man, realizing i'm hella lucky, she's kinda the best. Hope these dumbass rolls and shit help me show her just a little more affection overall, bitch deserves waaaaay more than I give her.
Sleepy time, see ya'll later.

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>>38950597
I live by the Dom and die by the Dom.
And it wasn't too personal in the slightest, so don't worry. And thanks. Won't be the easiest of things, but we're happy and we have each other. So hopefully we'll be able to get through whatever life will throw at us together.
And no problemo. I'm sure she knows you appreciate her with the rolls or without them. Glad you're around to see you in these threads and I'm happy that things are all well between the two of you.
I'll be heading off too, so night.

>>38950714
>I'll be heading off too, so night.
Goodnight you little sisterfucker you

>>38949902
I told my dad that's gonna be him soon, he said if he ever wears a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, or socks and sandals he's trusting me to put him down

>>38949117
Sorry a very minor emergency came up.

I do a have a question for anyone because I thought it was weird and it's sticking with me.
>eating dinner
>notice out of the corner of my eye my sister is looking at me
>turn and ask her what's up
>she blushes and says "Gosh I didn't realize I was doing that"
>asked her what she meant and she just said "You caught me 'mirin' really hard"
>she kept blushing and quieted down for a few minutes after that

I'm dumb as a doorknob so I don't know exactly what she meant, or why she would say it like that.

>>38950807
im not that smart either but she may be checking you out? I have zero experience with this so i dont know.

I didn't feel like sleeping with my parents tonight
I'm already bored of Fallout 4

>>38951638
search for some more screws and ducttape and you'll find something fun

>>38952040
All I ever did when I played it the first time was look for any desk fan I could find, never had a problem with adhesive

>>38952065
Really? I ran out of adhesive all the time, I guess I was just crafting different bits than you

I do feel Fallout 4 doesn't offer nearly as much for multiple playthroughs, since you can do so much on one character if you so choose

A lot more consequence would have made the game more replayable, and not creating such a specific main story

>>38952092
Yea it's not really interesting
Alright, I gotta try and get some sleep, I feel like I'm gonna drop dead soon so I'm definitely sleeping with them tomorrow nigjt

>>38952151
Goodnight
why do you want to sleep with your parents again/still?

Back to bumping for anon

>be me
>youngest of 6 kids
>big age differences
>youngest older sister is 9 yrs older
>had average brother/sister relationship
>lately she's been way more affectionate than usual
>says things like "i love you" and "you're an awesome brother"
>hugs me a lot more
>stands and sits close to me when we're together

i think she wants to fuck me anons. i don't want to, and i don't want to say anything in fear that she doesn't. what should i do?

>>38953220
Maybe she just wants to form a relationship now?
>>38952246
If I'm gonna pick a night to sleep with them I'm gonna get as many hours as possible
I got some sleep anyhow, so it's alright

<hug your family

no

>>38953220
I think she just wants to spend more time with you, not everything has to be sexual.

>>38953220
If you're willing to risk the possible results, say "Give me a kiss" to see how she reacts/where she kisses you

>>38953330
I'm sorry you're so bad at sleeping :(

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Toothgap Elsa bump, courtesy of my favorite anon.
I'm having a bit of work today but at least my sister's around.

What if I don't have a family?

i fucking love my siblings
>be oldest of 5
>one brother, 14 years old, and the sisters are 2, 8, and 16
>younger brother calls me almost every day to talk to me about movies and comics he's found and books he's read.
>always asks me how to be brave and be the man of the house while I'm gone at school
>eight year old sister usually steals phone for a few just to tell me what she ate, what she drew, and what she wore. always ends it with a big "I love you lots"
>16 year old sends me shitty normie memes all the time and texts me i love you almost every day
>sends me pictures of her outfits sometimes and likes to ask my opinions on clothes when she does the occasional shopping
>likes to just chill with me when im home and cuddle up to me if it's movie night
>talks to me about typical teenager angst and boy issues earnestly and always seeks out my help
>tiny baby sister is actually the cutest fucking little bundle of joy i have ever seen i just wanna hold her all day
>when she sees me she cries unless i pick her up and tickle her neck with kisses
>wont even let mom hold her when im there
>sits on my lap while i play vidya (sfw vidya OF COURSE)
>i take the kids out all the time because mom has cancer so they dont get to go out much when i'm not there

came home today after a few months away and i hugged each one so tight and kissed them all

fuck man, my siblings are my life. i love them to pieces. (also having younger sisters to look after and take care of feels really good)

>>38954873
almost brought a tiny tear to my eye, id hug you senpai

>>38955126
Youre a very good brother anon keep it up

>>38955126
You're the best, anon. Have you taught the little one how to say "I love you" yet?

>>38955126
Is your father still in the picture?

>>38955126
You're a pretty good big brother, keep it up.

>>38950769
Felt a tad bit odd reading that
>>38950798
Will he ask you to pull the trigger with that specific combination or just one will do it for him?
>>38955126
Goddamn, you sound like a great person and brother. Wishing you and your family all the best in life.

Bump from the worst page 8

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lt is that time again.

Finally back home. God it's hot. I can't wait for the Scottish weather.

>>38957004
What time, anon?

>>38957354
Take some clothes off and take pictures of yourself. Show us more of your beautiful Austrian body.

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>>38957381
Who am I, kissy?
Just kidding, love you cow.

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>>38957433
>Who am I, kissy?
Holy hell Austria. Kissy BTFO

>>38957433
You probably have a nicer bod, small breasts are the best

>>38957539
Small breast are only nice on smol and petite girls big boobs work on any body

>>38957783
I feel the opposite, big boobs aren't really attractive by themselves

>>38957539
I don't know about nicer, but I agree that smol boobs are a miracle of the universe.

>>38957783
I feel like petite girls with huge milkbags just look weird. Disproportionate, I guess. Has to fit the person's body.

>>38957909
Show us a leg, hot stuff

>>38957909
Petite girls with big boobs look so adorable and are amazing because you can pick them up and still get a face full of boob. You still get a comgy pillow

>>38957938
That's fair enough. Boob pillows do have a certain appeal.
Also I'm pretty sure my imouto is going through the last stages of some Lovecraftian amphibian transformation, I don't think she's left the pool at all today.

>>38958031
Watch out for her when she gets older
The young ones don't look much didn't l different than humans, but decades of time strip that away

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>Big sis called me in sick for me
Ho I feel fine now, lemme make my money. I say as I lay in bed not doing a damn thing to fix the problem.
Sleeping with sis sober was fine once I got over my damn self, thought she was asleep but she kinna played with my hair for a long time, wonder if she always be doing that.
She woke me up gettin' dressed for work so ima played that 9, must'a did it weirdly 'cause the ho laughed at me and shoved me back into bed tellin me to keep sleeping.
>>38957938
>>38958031
Man I can roll with big boobs but D's or higher need to calm down, shit's too much.

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>>38958335
I think she wants to spend time with you.

>>38958335
why you call your sister a ho?
please be kind

>>38956091
Nothing specific
>>38954356
It's cool, I took the time to get a little better with doomfist, getting decent with him

>>38958773
Maybe she's a ho just for him?

>>38958764
Outta here with those eyebrows, fuck you talking 'bout.
But nah if she wanted to hang out she woulda taken a day off too, not leave me by my lonesome ass.
>>38958773
Dont say it much to her face, unless she's all on about some dick she wants. I think I'm nice to her, don't worry mang.

A quick bump for families

>>38957433
But you do do that, tho

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>>38958916
>Outta here with those eyebrows
Nah man, love the eyebrows.

>>38959761
Once on /b/, doesn't count.

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>>38958892
>That Doomfist 6v6 during his launch
Never had so much fun.
>>38958916
You guys seem really chill together, so I'm guessing she doesn't really have an issue with that, right?

>Mentioned my sister's microwave rambling from last night this morning
>She actually believed it wasn't made yet and still did
>ohgosh.jpg
>Teased her about it and showed her a picture of a double decker microwave
>Her smile and optimism: gone
>Threw it back at me and said I'm guilty of the same type of sleepy rambling
>Said I mentioned my pubic hair once
>I don't know if she was fucking with me or not since I have no memories of it
>She wouldn't budge and say anything about it
>Smug

Shouldn't have tried to crush her dreams because I felt embarrassed the entire morning.

>even austria thinks kissy is a camwhore

rip in peace

>>38959860
But I have at least one confirmed nude of you from the smol girl thread on here tho.

>>38960026
That's not what I said though.

>>38960146
I think you're confusing me, FALBO. I only ever posted my tits.

>>38959874
Like I said, don't really call her a ho unless she got a dick she wants to suck (and it's been a damn long time, lemme tell you), so I don't think its a problem? Feel like she'd tell me if she hated something I did, least I hope so.
In gross news Im like 75% sure sis poked the peanut on the toilet this morning, least it wasnt on her damn bed again.

>>38960146
Post what you have because it's probably not her as she said.

>>38960270
Ask her about her masturbation habits

>>38960229
I don't think I am. I have one picture of your body, no face showing, where you are covering your mini-breasts with a hand. You were also complaining about your migraines, so unless you have a doppelganger...

>>38960229

I partially misremembered. You were wearing shorts. Still qt though

>>38960337
Ayyy, ya'll quick on the draw. Bitch I just might, who knows

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>>38960562
Ask her who she thinks of when she masturbates

>>38960146
How were they confirmed?
Was it recently?

>>38960270
>In gross news Im like 75% sure sis poked the peanut on the toilet this morning, least it wasnt on her damn bed again.

How is that gross. Are you gay or something?

>>38960339
Could you possibly send it to me via throwaway email?

>>38960599
>doesn't wanna tenderly love his sister
100% gay indeed

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>>38960270
How do you know she poked the peanut? Either way let her have it.

>>38960480
I didn't know that was you. But yeah. Remember now. Nothing nude about it though.

>>38960589
Knowing her she prolly shlicks it to her goddamn Jon Snow/Emelia Clark ship bullshit. (Woman ain't figured out they related yet, lawl)
>>38960599
Brah I'm a straightass motherfucker, fining a sweaty toilet seat and somethin' shiny on the front of the toilet bowl aint that sexy.

>>38960770
How can you say you love her if you don't find that sexy?

>>38960770
You type like a nigger. Are you a nigger?

>>38960770
Trust me nothing throws you off more than when you see your transexual sibling left the vaseline out after what was "just a really long shower, I had to wash my hair."

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>>38960592
Around a trimester ago I think. No, wait a second I'll check the exif data. It was the 20th of april

you know austria has a cluster headache problem she always talks about. Also she admitted it!

>>38960641
If she's ok with it I can post it here. Otherwise I'd rather refrain from it and maintain my very high below surface levelsocial standing in this very highly esteemed high as an anthill general.

>>38960700
MY MEMORY IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE OK NO NEED TO RUB IT IN

>>38960270
"poking" the peanut sounds pretty painful I like it!

>>38960813
It would only hurt your stance amongst the orbiters, most posters wouldn't give a fuck.

>>38960697
How tender ya'll want me to get? I ain't a sistetdicker.
>>38960796
Bruh, not gonna lie, big sis is sexy and all, but shclick aftermath don't do shit for me.
>>38960799
Nah

>>38960813
>1.4 MiB
Very smart FALBO.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't post it, though.

>>38960770
>Jon Snow/Emelia Clarke
Tell your sister she has shit taste.
>Woman ain't figured out they related yet
Maybe she has and that's the appeal.

>>38960869
>I ain't a sistetdicker
>missing out on purest love
Tragic indeed. Suit yourself, it's your loss.

>>38960813
Just send it to me so I can use it in privacy.

>>38960869
Would her showing you how she masturbates be any better?

>>38960813
>20th april

That made it incredibly easy to find, but there's nothing incredibly interesting about it. Nice curtains though.

>>38960813
these posts are awful to read and remind me that I truly am out of place here

>>38960885
Oh, so NOW you're shy. I won't

>>38960770
the only reliable ship in game of thrones is me x drogon
I've always love him

Found it, won't post it. If you don't have the ability to find it with as much information about the post in question you don't deserve it.

It's nothing special anyways.

>>38960802
>transexual sibling left the vaseline out

WEW

You know if she just uses her fingers or if she has any toys that she uses?

>>38961060
Its almost like people are more likely to want to go find it and look if they get just enough information, but not have it given to them
I'm not sure what the motivation behind this stunt was

>>38961087
I am not known for my long-term planning ability.

I guess I'm searching the wrong things. Or I'm too lazy. Either way, 10 minutes later and I still can't find it. Anyone care to send it to me? [email protected]

>>38961060
fak u

>>38961087
Feeling of accomplishment. Which I don't have, but I'm still curious.

>>38961129
I mean no offense, but I had assumed as much...
Worry not

>>38961134
>tfw my middle name is lee
spooky, make a new throwaway please

To change the topic; did ella die?

>>38961087
Probably just a similar thought process to when Deer used to post at Laura. "By the way I have this private stuff from you, just wanted to say that." It's using subtle blackmailing to force closeness while disguising it as being nice by saying things like "I'll only share if she's okay with it." It's to make them feel as if they have to be closer to them for the sake of their security and comfort. If I were Austria I would encourage it to be posted to take away that exclusivity of having the picture. Seeing as everyone accepts Kissy for her pics anyways and Austria DEFINITELY has a prettier figure to look at.

>>38961192
Of course
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takotsubo_cardiomyopathy

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>>38961192
She's probably just busy with her girlfriend. Who could blame her.

>>38961237
Spoopy.

>>38961237
Will we lose laura too?

>>38961262
She shitposted while she was with her gf before

>>38961192
I hope not?

>>38961198
This trip was initially made specifically for ironic creepposting. Not with any serious intention, though, just to kill time, then I got drunk and I posted something out of character with it, so I decided I might as well keep it.

I expected her to be ok with posting it to be perfectly honest. I only asked to confirm, since it's her picture. Now I kind of regret mentioning anything about it, which mistake I won't repeat.

Though it might seem uncharacteristic, I don't want anyone to worry about me, even for ultimately inane stuff like this.

>>38961080
I have no idea. As her brother I don't plan on finding out. If there are toys I don't know anything of them whatsoever. All I know is that she starts up the shower and stays in their for 45 minutes at least. Probably going for that prostate orgasm, they're supposed to be really hard to reach.

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>>38961475
Eventually, most likely.
>>38961488
>dat midriff

>>38961488
Ass. But, that's really nice. I'd give her a raspberry and try and fail at tickling her. Is that really her?

>>38961540
>not showering for at least an hour
No joke, It's one of the few times I can actually relax. I don't even masturbate or anything.

>>38961540
Eh, some boys just spend a lot of time in the shower at that age, I know my little brother did

I've tried prostate stuff, and it's too frustrating to try by itself... I just wanna get it over with, not train myself slowly

>>38961567
The thread I found it in pretty much confirms it. She says she has cluster headaches, is Austrian, is a lesbian. Someone even calls her out as Austria and she says something along the lines of "I need to be more careful."

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>>38960885
I told her she's dumb for shipping anything, she said I'm right but "this is different tho".
And I dont think she figured it out, last episode she was all drunk-yelling for them to kiss/fuck.
>>38960892
Bro I'm coming around to it being "pure" or whatevr, specially since that bear guy seems like the chillest mofo. But we got our own situation, woudlnt work and she dont want it.
>>38960957
Ayy, I guess, just to sate my curiosity tho
Also I dunno what's going on all the sudden so ima stay out of it.

>>38961488
Yeaaah, I guess I made a mess. I'll be off for another trimester.

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>>38961660
>just to sate my curiosity tho
Of course, just to sate your curiosity.

>>38961604
When I was 13-16 when I took really long showers they were 100% of the time to masturbate.

>>38961609
See above, the whole vaseline thing again as well.

>>38961660
>drunk-yelling for them to kiss/fuck
Your sister sounds like a fun person to watch TV with.
>just to sate my curiosity
Of course.

>>38961692
>when I was 13-16 I took really long showers they were 100% of the time to masturbate
It's one of the few private moments a teenager has at home. Perfectly understandable.

>>38961776
I agree. Especially for her where my mother is checking up on her so much more often than me the shower is really the only time she has where she isn't at risk of a surprise visit. If I end up a parent I really hope I don't find the need to bother my future children about long showers.

>>38961776
You have a very nice body. I like it. If you started doing sit-ups, it would probably start showing within a month. Why'd you post it? Do you like showing off?

>>38961488
>gluteus minimus
>shoulders broad compared to hips
>small tits
>big chin (we're not even seeing the enitre thing)

Conclusion: trap

>>38961963
trap!austria would be my ideal gf, don't tempt me as such

>>38961488
>tfw you will never get to cuddle Austria
Feels pretty harsh man

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>>38961683
>>38961776
Bruh, prolly shouldn't of said that. Just talking purely if she offered to show me that shit, I'd probably accept just to see it. Woulda thought the dyke could relate at least. Yeah my lizard brain would have some fun 'cause she's sexy, unless she got a gross snatch or something, aint nothing that can be helped.
Dunno why I'm defending myself, Im tryna be nice and do all her laundry as a surprise b4 she gets home, gotta go finish that.

>>38961895
Yeah, my mother used to rattle the door and shit if we took "too long". Awful stuff.

>>38961929
>if you started doing sit-ups
Dohoho. Physical exercise is for the proletariat. Just kidding, I'm actually looking into doing more sports and such.
>why'd you post it?
Stupid attentionwhoring I guess? Honestly don't remember. Probably just bored.

>>38962021
I can definitely relate my dude. Masturbation happens to a) be my favorite hobby and b) one of my biggest kinks. Watching I mean. Or mutual masturbation.
Either way, if it's actually something that interests you, I'd say go for it. You seem close, worst-case she says no and busts your balls about it for a week (am I using hip urban youth slang correctly?)

>>38961963
Relatively mannish hands and forearms as well. Austria being a transbian seems extremely possible. Especially because of her OBSESSION with female sexuality. Yeah she's a lesbian but it's past that of pretty much all girls. That's also either an adam's apple or she has horrible posture.

>>38962050
Weren't you gonna practice more gymnastics again?

>>38962021
Remember to be wearing her panties when she get home

>>38955574
nein my friend, pops ran out on us wen mom was diagnosed. said he'd be a bad dad to us when she passed on so we have a live-in Ecuadorian lady to help around the house and look after the kids. Mom refuses to get treatment in a hospital so she made them bring the hospital to her. Her room's been converted into a fully-functional treatment area for her.
>>38955312
thank you anon. pffff well i'm trying to get her to learn how to say "mama" and shortened versions of the other siblings' names. shes tried I love you once or twice but it came out something like "i (and then insert two weird sounds to substitute the other two syllables lol)
>>38956091
thanks man i really appreciate that

>>38962050
She did that a few times with me because she was clueless. My dad isn't around and she had no idea how boys work. One of her coworkers probably tipped her off on it because she just stopped and never asked me about it again. She even seemed a little embarrassed looking at me after I would get out of the shower. She wouldn't dare do something like that to my sister.

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>>38962021
Of course. Just to see it. Nothing wrong with that.

>>38961660
Again, it's all up to you. I'm not gonna say do it or not since you know eachother far more than I'll ever, and like you said, different people and different situations.
If you do decide to do it, and if she does reciprocates, then I'll be behind you two as much as I can.

>>38962105
Yeah, and maybe get my cousin involved to actually go to the gym. I figure if Laura can punch at bags, it can't be so hard.

>>38962209
She asked to see you masturbate? Huh. I guess curiosity is a wonderful thing.

>>38962285
No, sorry. I meant that she used to bother me while I was getting to it in the shower.

>>38962307
Oh, right. Of course. Disregard me I have brain problems.

>>38962285
Yeah, you've mentioned that before, but it seems you haven't made any plans! Go lift with your cousin, it'll be awesome

>>38962334
Nah you're good. It's easy to get anons mixed up.

>>38962339
Yeah I haven't. It's not just my lazy ass though, since my cousin got an actual job instead of selling semi-legal gym rat supplements online, he's harder to get a hold of.

>>38962569
People actually buy these?

>>38962590
Like you wouldn't believe. He's made quite some money with it and had a huge online following on Facebook and whatever, that's how his current employee noticed him.

>>38961262
Ella is a lesbian, too? Is Laura the only normie ITT?
Is this what we have reduced ourselves to?

Two lesbians, and a pico-girl?

>>38962590
Plently of people buy them. The fitness supplement industry is huge.

>>38962645
Your mindset that Laura, Ella, and Austria are what makes up this thread is what has been causing it deflate rapidly up until recently with the addition of a few new anons.

>>38962640
His employee or his employer?

Also I'm really genuinely sorry for fucking up before, I want this to be known

>>38962645
Ella is bi, obviously

>>38962640
>>38962663
That sounds... unhygienic.

>>38962686
Who makes up this thread in your view? Literally the only people consistently storytiming are nano-girl, headache-chan and titcow.

>>38962645
>Is Laura the only normie
She's probably the least normie of the three.

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>>38962645
No, Ella is bisexual I'm pretty sure. She's got it pretty bad for her brother after all.

>>38962688
Employer of course. Like I said, brain problems.
No worries.

>>38962711
They're probably not exactly healthy, yeah.

>>38962760
Your elsapic choices are really not making my gaptooth project easy

>>38962753
>masturbation-addicted pain med enthusiast fucking her sister
>normier than Laura wanting to get dicked by her dad

>>38962746
>tit-cow
>helping
Nah

Please stop killing the thread

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>>38962826
I'm sorry. This better?

>>38962830
I'm glad you said I'm addicted to masturbation and merely an enthusiast of medication, instead of the other way around.

>>38962881
Not him but I wouldn't judge you if you were addicted to pain killers. I've been popping vicodin like it's candy ever since I blew out my knee in a motorcycle accident.

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>>38962881
Much, much better, ostrich-chan

>>38940333
I want to kill my autistic brother
incidentally I told my parents I am kinda fond of them, which my mum thought was sweet

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>>38962970
I mean, I did actually do a sort of "detox" from my meds once. Spent two weeks puking and crying, then hospitalized. So not much fun.

>>38962978
Lovely, fukken saved.

What is good sandwich meat, my human friends?

>>38957354
>What time, anon? Anonymous 6 hours ago No.38957381>>38957433>>38957354
>Take some clothes off and take pictures of yourself. Show us more of your beautiful Austrian body.
It was time to sniff my sister's panties.
I jerked off twice and then passed out for four hours.
It was good.

>>38963381
vietnamese pork if it's a bread roll
salami if it's just flat bread

>>38963381
I usually go with deli classics like salami, pepperoni, corned beef. My sister eats cold cut chicken which is way better than I would have guessed but it's not my go to.

>>38963017
>I want to kill my autistic brother
Are you that Eastern European girl that posted ages ago?

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>>38957433
damn Austria came out swinging. how will I recover from that one?

at least I have something to show

>>38963381
Leverkaas is always my go-to. Don't know if it's available outside windmill country.

>>38963551
Not gonna lie based on the pictures we have seen I would pick austria every time

>>38963616
>not picking your own sister instead

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>>38963616
You like flat chests and that's okay. Just like how some girls like small dicks like yours and that's okay

>>38963718
It's more that I don't like saggy tits and muffin tops but if you want to look at it that way that's cool

>>38943779
Is this normal in america? I'm cool with it, but is this normal?

>>38963551
>>38963718
It's another kissy snark episode

Don't change

>>38963740
bro... you got btfo pretty .... LOL

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>Big sis made fun of me for washing all her panties
Nigga I didn't even think about it, why she gotta do this. She happy though.
No schlick talk, was gunna try but I lost my nerve. Srry nerds.

>>38963616
That's pretty unfortunate, given austria's preferences

>>38963761
>>38963787
>someone says something to kissy
>kissy says something mildly clever
>"she sure showed you"
>"kissy snark is the best!"
>"burned lol"

This happens way too consistently for it to not be fishy.

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>>38963718
good girl Kissy-Chan thanks for the keks

What would happen if everyone here got along?

>>38963800
Next you should try washing her
See what she does then.

>>38963883
Kissy would probably have left I bet.

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>>38963381
Salami, with mild goat cheese spread.

>>38963551
Ohai kissy.
I'm aware, you enjoy showing them after all. Not that I'm complaining.
All just friendly banter of course.

>>38963800
No hurry. And she should be thankful you do her laundry, that stuff sucks. I mean, I assume it does. At least my maids curse a lot in Polish.

>>38963718
Wew, dat heat.


Also I scored myself an endless supply of imouto cuddling, accidentally. I bought a new pillow today and she's completely in love with it and won't leave my bed.

>>38963883
I think most of us get along just fine.

>>38963883
I think we generally do, I try not to mind a few inflammatory anons

>>38963883
>What would happen if everyone here got along?
orgies

>>38963883
Most people do. It's just 1-2 people trying to chase certain people out.
>>38963893
Na I posted more when it was more friendly. You know before all the jealousy started.

>>38963907
>just friendly banter of course
Of course of course.

>>38963984
>jealousy

I don't understand why you think people would be jealous of you. Seeing as you're alone at 25, overweight, and apparently have horrible anxiety.

>>38963999
>jealousy
Looks like I nailed it lol

>>38963999
if you didn't have such a hate boner for Kissy-Chan this thread would be a whole lot better

>>38964059
I think you did

>>38964059
Not really though. I'm young, a student with a pretty good GPA, no mental illnesses, I have a future. I'm doing alright to honest. So no, definitely not jealousy. Seeing as I would have to wish I had what you have to be jealous.

>>38964123
Sure you do anon. And I'm the king of France. Now stop shitting up the thread

>>38963718
B R U T A L

Kissy confirmed for size queen

>>38964189
That's cool, I thought France didn't have a king for a long time though. I also thought that Kissy is alone and made up really boring stories about her fake brother who she unironically nicknamed "stupid asshole."

I feel like the threads are always much better when Kissy isn't around, which is why I always bother her. If I can prevent her from posting what she wants to post everything is much better.

>>38964230
You're only making kissy out to be a sympathetic poster when you shit up the thread trying to attack her

>>38964230
>I also thought that Kissy is alone and made up really boring stories about her fake brother
No that's Story-Chan who made shit up.

>>38964276
Sure, but she's so obsessed with defending her bullshit that she just has to get those sausage fingers running when someone says something she doesn't like. So in the end I win because she doesn't post useless crap.

>>38964303
I understand that, but Kissy's stories are obviously very, very fake.

>>38964230
Where were you when story was shitting up these threads

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>>38962244
Man ya'll too chill for this world. Thanks for the sentiment, but even if we ignore all the incest shit and however the fuck I'm feeling at the moment, I'm not the woman's type and I dont got shit to offer her besides love and shit. Wouldn't work out.
>>38963888
She'd be all upset and mybe die if I shoved her in the washer, no thanks.

>>38964322
Story shitting up these threads? Other than those austistic rampages she didn't do much of that. Besides, there are way more people who like to pick on Story already. I would be wasting my time, seeing as I do this to better the threads.

>>38964330
>besides love and shit
Yeah, the kind of love nobody else can offer her. You know you want it.
>the washer
>not taking baths with your sister
There's no doubt in my mind that you're 100% gay

>>38964230
And this is why I'll never stop posting here. I don't back down to people like you.

>>38964430
Seeing as you were silent, probably crying, for a long while there I doubt it. We all know you ran out of material a long time ago anyways. Seriously things are always much better when you aren't here.

>>38964474
It's funny how vitriolic you get. Literally everyone else is against you.

>>38964535
Again, I do this because I know the threads are always better when you aren't here. I'm just doing my best to allow those who actually bring something to the thread that's worthwhile post without you trying to steal the spotlight or talk about your saggy bags.

>>38964396
Brah I love her tons already, calm your incestass.
Our tub's too small for that, would have to lay on top the woman. You'd prolly like that tho.
>>38964558
Ayy, I know I'm an outsider to all ya'll weirdness but that's some hella selfindulgent bullshit, chill your load brah, no way this is worth it.

>>38964558
You don't bring jack shit to the thread so by your logic fuck off and stop posting

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>>38964613
>You'd prolly like that tho
And you wouldn't?

>>38964558
No anon, stop it.

>>38962180
Spend all the time you can with your siblings and your mother.

>>38964558
dude you need to fucking stop

>>38964626
95% of the time Kissy isn't here and everything is much better. Then she comes and I do my best to hold it to that 5%. I think I do plenty.

>>38964673
>intentionally shit up the thread when she posts
>guys the thread is so bad when she posts

fuck right off

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>>38964330
Again, do what you want to do. If you're happy as you are, then stay that way. I'm a dumbass myself compared to my sister to be honest. Wouldn't really be here if it wasn't for her, and I mean that in more ways than one if that makes sense.
Whatever you decide on, hope you stick around.

The thread is only better when kissy isnt here is because assholes like you cause drama when she is here. If you werent here and kissy wad here everything would be fine

>>38964760
No you don't understand. I do this to protect the rest of the thread. If we have a couple hours here and there of negativity it's worth it if I manage to protect the thread from her spreading.

>>38964768
That's far from the truth. Kissy is by far the worst when it comes to baiting for attention and preventing others from recieving their share of the spotlight. Not to mention all she posts about is her saggy breasts. Kissy refuses to accept that someone else may have done something or achieved something better than her. Some of the best examples is how she claimed to be the reason that the spammers were banned a couple months ago. Or how she always exaggerates about her contributions to the thread because she can't accept that others have done more.

That's what I'm trying to prevent.

>>38964768
It's funny that when he's not here shitting up the thread I have plenty of positive interactions with people

whats everyone else doing for no clothes family day?

>>38964844
I would say that's not true. In fact I only remember you posting once while I was off the clock in the last thread. Luckily most people didn't care. Seeing as you brought nothing, as usual.

>>38964824
>being this delusional
holy shit

I'll take psychological projection for 800, Alex

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>>38964846
I've never heard of it.
W-what's that, anon?

>>38964910
Delusion? The only here that's delusional is you. Seeing as you legitimately believe that people would be jealous of you, or that you think that your contributions by posting about "stupid asshole" were actually good.

Go back to crying over the keyboard, you're pretty when you cry.

>>38964968
Keep giving me those (You)s

Why do people have to be mean and fight?
I got next Thursday and Friday, could've been worse
>>38962645
I'm the only straight one