r9k mansion

>>38929866
I call the garage. I've always wanted to hangout in a garage

>>38929866
i'll be in my room

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>>38929866
Can I build a statue to the Fuhrer out front?
I wouldn't be a NEET if he had won.

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posting trap shit to trigger comfy faggot

*rapes one of you in your sleep*

>>38929866
I call the basement, it's the perfect place to grow all sorts of deadly mushrooms, so i can kill each of you off one by one, and eventually have the house to myself.

>>38930053
>waaah s-stop having fun because I prefer seeing boring normal shit threads with a hint of lgbt agendas!

>>38930042
Yeah
You would be dead

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Someone is shitting in the sinks again

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>>38930101
Kill yourself. NatSocs were robots.

>>38930053
Fuck off, fag.

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>>38930130
oh I see you want more fag stuff huh

>>38930130
He get poisoned by my mushrooms first, then i'll drag his body to the basement as food for my precious babies.

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>>38930152
Me or the fag? Kill the fag.

>>38930181
You, idiot! You natsoc pussies are insufferable, always bitching and moaning about this or that. It's maddening! At least with the fags, I can throw them a dildo and they'll be quiet for a day or two until I need to get them a bigger one. But your kind never shut up, so yes, you would die first, and I'd make sure to find the one mushroom that causes the most pain over the longest time to kill you.

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>>38930226
But I just want to build a statue outside. What did I ever do to you, fellow anon?
The statue will show our resolve and secure our position as the best mansion in the neighborhood. I promise this will get us all gfs.

>>38930300
Not all of us want gfs, you moron. Some of us want to develop a mushroom capable of wiping the plague known as humans from the face of the earth!

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I guess ill go wear a skirtno homo
If anyone needs me i will be in the attic learning programming

>>38929895

I'm surprised it's not the first post

>>38929866
Anyone want to hang out in the underage b& sex dungeon? Fuck there are too many of them

>>38930300
> outside

fuck off normie

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>>38930300
I guess i finally scared off that natsoc idiot. Now, would anyone like to try some of my fresh mushroom pizza?

I wonder how many rooms have people hanging themselves

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>>38930569
No!
I'm just crying, bully.

>>38929866
Can I just get shitfaced everyday for free?