Escorts

>>38929741
SCRANTON

WHAT?

THE ELECTRIC CITY

THEY CALL IT THAT BECAUSE OF THE ELECTRICITY

Seriously I need help

Depends on your age.

Also get a younger escort that is not a midget. That 5foot midget in her late 20's is disgusting

>>38929741
5 foot is the perfect height for a cute girl.

>>38929835
Doesnt look too bad from the back

There are none closer or as attractive near me

>>38929846
Short legs are objectively unattractive
>>38929848
She is 29 and possibly a druggie you know that her face won't match the youthful looking body

>>38929876
How old are you for fucks sake. And are you extremely ugly?

You need to realize what you are doing here. You are enabling some ugly whore with your betabucks

>>38929894
25 year old literally deformed cripple

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>>38929986
how bad is it? Are you literally like pic related?

>>38929986
Alright then go ahead :3

>>38930030
No but this is the only realistic way to fugg

If you can find a decent one sure. I wanted to do the same but I live in an area with a shit ton of ghetto niggers and methheads. Considered asian ones, since they look super nice in the profile, but it almost looks like a fucking scam.

>>38929741
Do it. Rent a hotel room and do it.

Explain to her when you meet that you're new at this and you'd like her to empty out her purse on the table first. A cop needs to be able to identify themselves in order to make an arrest and she's not going to keep her badge in her tits, so it's got to be in her purse. If there's a badge, then no money has changed hands yet and you can make a 360 and moonwalk outta there.

>>38930048
Is your face deformed? Get laid if it really is the only way you can.

Goodluck anon

>>38930111
She has a room already

>>38930127
No just my body