what would you do if a boy asked you out for a date?

>>38929299
Politely decline because I'm not into boys.

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>>38929299
Is he a feminine "boy"?

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Wake up. Not even cute boys would like me or find me interesting.

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>>38929316
you would break his heart? After he worked up the courage to ask you? What if he started crying?

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>>38929299
I would say yes! Then we could go out for burgers or go for a walk along the beach and maybe even hold hands then finally we would come home when the sun was setting and lay in bed before watching cute movies together while cuddling.

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>>38929339
>Is he a feminine "boy"?
that depends, do you want a feminine boy or a boyish boy to ask you out??

>>38929380
I'm really only into feminine people, so the former.

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>>38929388
so what's your femboy threshold exactly?

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>>38929299
if its exactly like pic related then its off to the breeding grounds. REal life isn't like that though. I know better. It will probably be a flaming queer with a dozen different STDs and mental issues and I'll have to do my part to save western civilization by nut punting it. Its sad. The closest thing there are to cute 2D shota boyfriend material is Korean kpop stars. Sure they have some makeup on but not like the women over there that also shave half their jaw bones off. Korean boys are pure and truthful. But alas those "cute" boys are actually very masculine and straight. Its actually just the fashion to look like a fuckin fruity boy and you'd be surprised how much they hate faggotry. Why can't anime be fucking real jesus. I need to bust a sad nut.

>>38929353
I'd do my best to reassure him that he's a fine young man but I'd also remain resolute and become curt with him if he insisted on being emotional and clingy despite me being clear and direct about my lack of feelings.

Also,
>thread about boys
>post worst girl from Zeta

>>38929407
woops by pic related I mean OP's pic not mine

>>38929397
Never really thought about it, so I'll just list things off as they come to mind.
>short
>at least a moderately high voice
>(preferably) small penis
>not very man-ish looking; small jawline/hands, round features, narrow shoulders, etc.
>long-ish hair

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>>38929407
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what original peak performance looks like, when displayed originally.

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>>38929342
>Wake up. Not even cute boys would like me or find me interesting.
maybe they would find your BIG ASS DICK interesting though

>>38929437

This is the male body of men who have given up any kind of struggle in their life.

>>38929467
>This is the male body of men who have given up any kind of struggle in their life.
there is plenty of struggle in being a tranny

>>38929474

Probably because you think of yourself as a tranny. But to the point, there is struggle in being a man. It's an uphill climb. Not so in embracing femininity. Women will never understand that.

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>>38929467
>>38929474
This is a thread about boys. B o y s, m a l e s, you dummies. Not everything is about your weird transchasing fetish.

>>38929530

You sound like you're destined to be a Hons, lool.

I would politely decline, then offer to help him find someone better suited to be with him.

>>38929510
I am not a tranny but it isn't even relevant, trannies objectively suffer from a lot of shit in their lives

there is struggle in being a man but this doesn't discount the difficulty in being a tranny anon

the sole group of people who suffer no struggle in their lives are women. Never forget this, never forget the privledge they have over us

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>>38929558
>I would politely decline, then offer to help him find someone better suited to be with him.
but what if you are perfect for him

what if while going on the journey to find him a bf you fall in love with him

>>38929299
I'd tell him I'm straight, but I would probably say yes anyway just to make him happy. The most romance he would get out of me is hand holding though.

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>>38929541
Not trans and don't care about them. Now answer the question, WOULD YOU TAKE THE BOY OUT ON A DATE?

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>>38929604
this is really nice of you
thank you for posting this anon, it made me smile

It's ok if nobody can ever love me, I just wish I meet a boy like you one day who holds my hand and comforts me for at least one night

>>38929601
Then I fall in love with him and I kiss him someplace romantic while the sun sets.

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>>38929601
>what if while going on the journey to find him a bf you fall in love with him
this honestly sounds really cute and as a (mostly, I guess) straight guy I think I'd be okay with this happening. Fuck.

>>38929563

Let's get back to the point I'm making. Being a man is a struggle, and this kind of stuff is really just capitulation to that, which is sorry in a way.

>>38929608

No.

>>38929626

Go fuck yourself.

Honestly, threads like these are manifestations of the wayward direction Western society is finding itself in. Is it by design, or is it just chaos? That's really the ultimate question. Is sexuality by your own doing, or was it subtly influenced along that tiresome road? I guess there is no purpose for a Western man these days, so hail marry, and do whatever it is you want. Is that not sad, though? Consider our history, and what man used to aspire to. All those sculptures, all those paintings, all those gestures, all those literary metaphors, about reaching towards something grand, something greater than yourself; all to be lost, instead, to the oblivion of a masturbatory ecstasy, just like the last one, and the one next. It's simply sad in my eyes, and I worry. I'm concerned. Where will the west go these days? What is the trajectory here? This isn't the path of stability. There are other national super powers to take over. You can't lay on a bed for the rest of your lives. Some day a nuke is going to fall, and what of that? What of your life till that moment?

>>38929299
Already happened, I dodged the question and went home feeling like shit and on the brink of a heart attack

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>>38929626
I hope you can find someone to love you, anon. I think you deserve it. Maybe we'll all make it someday.

Tell it to fuck off and kill itself for being a freak of nature

>>38929743

I think China may as well take over, but would you want A.I to be in there hands? We're on the fucking cusp of some serious changes in how society is going to be governed here. Being a prissy bitch is going to put you on the down side, alright? We've already got mass surveillance ala NSA, google, facebook. There are other technological marvels soon to become horrors though. Die and be reborn? Well you'll probably be convinced you're transgender and gender dysphoric when you're just 4 years old. Is that not awful? Maybe it's a choice in the end, and that's the real struggle of free will. To overcome desire and aspire to what is higher. But when you're a child, and all this pop cultural shit is pushed on you, you're in the threshold of other people's ideas of what is normal and what isn't normal. Culture wars. It's disgusting, but those people see it as right. Guess who is held as right right now. It's all so funny.

>>38929743
Why should one bother?
Let it go and see that you as an individual make it. Fuck the rest, not my fault this direction has been chosen.

>>38929299
ask him if he's joking and then probably start crying that one of my countrymen has been reduced to that

>>38929842
>ask him if he's joking and then probably start crying that one of my countrymen has been reduced to that
reduced as in asking out a boy or asking out you in particular?

>>38929431
I match all of that lol

>>38929827
>Why should one bother?
>Let it go and see that you as an individual make it. Fuck the rest, not my fault this direction has been chosen.

Do you not see things as iniquitous? Do you not wish someone would change what is iniquitous?

>>38929299
Maybe if it was a cute femboy I would go along with it
Not sure if gay enough to actually follow through afterward though

>>38929924
Cool beans, you'll go far in life.

>>38929987

Many intellectuals match those descriptions, so maybe he actually will? This preoccupation with needing to be bigger, more muscular, more assertive is indicative of some strong insecurity.

id smile and say no because I don't like benis, but i would think it was cute

>>38929299
I'd tell him I don't date boys only fuck them, girls are for talking home, boys are for taking to bed.

>>38929743
anon, you talk a lot about the "West" in your post, about "our" history. Unless you are using our to describe the history of humanity in general I assure you I don't fit into your picture. So you should have no issue with my fagginess

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>>38930028
>I'd tell him I don't date boys only fuck them, girls are for talking home, boys are for taking to bed.
what if that makes him blush and he says you at least have to take him out on a date first???

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Sure I'll go out on a date with you. What lovely girls will we be going with, brah? you really are the best friend a guy could have.

>>38929299
If he was a feminine boy then I'd go on a date with him and hold his hand

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>>38930093
>umm... I-I meant like y-you and me anon-kun... if that's ok...
what u say

>>38929987
lol why you mad over generic body type description

>>38930002
It's funny you say that I actually have a genius level IQ, it doesn't mean shit though I'm still an unemployed depressed sack of garbage

I hate macho Posturing shit too, it's weird for a man to do one small thing thats girly but it's totally acceptable to change your entire self just to be A MANLY MAN FUCK YEAH!!! deep insecurities for sure!

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>>38930113
Yeah dude who else would I go on a double date with? And you're not Japanese, brother, so stop using nip honorifics or you'll scare all the chicas away!

>>38930033

Well what country do you live in, exactly?

>>38930138

You're not "pre-coke" lindsey lohan either, so why invoke that kind of image?

>>38929299
punch him in the face, step on his shit candy and tell him to never talk to me again if he knows whats good for him

>>38930002
>>38930137
I'm sorry if that seemed like an insult, wasn't my intention.

>>38930137
>It's funny you say that I actually have a genius level IQ, it doesn't mean shit though I'm still an unemployed depressed sack of garbage
>I hate macho Posturing shit too, it's weird for a man to do one small thing thats girly but it's totally acceptable to change your entire self just to be A MANLY MAN FUCK YEAH!!! deep insecurities for sure!

A genius level IQ, but what do you do with it, exactly? I can't imagine you have any big projects in mind going down the path that you've stepped foot on.

>>38930161
I was just roleplaying what I'd say if i was asked on a date anon no need to bully me :(

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Sorry pal 2D is the only world for me

>>38929626
You sound like a sweet boy. And I don't know, but you sound like you're in pain. Is it really bad? If it's really bad I might even go further to be your lover to relieve the suffering, but just for one night.

>>38930220
>You sound like a sweet boy. And I don't know, but you sound like you're in pain. Is it really bad? If it's really bad I might even go further to be your lover to relieve the suffering, but just for one night.

Cool, sounds like a tinder date for this one lucky boi toy. Better bring a condom, though!

>>38930239

>tinder

Oops, meant grinder, lols

>>38930185

I'm sorry I'm such an asshole but I just feel it's necessary. People playing up these images and being obnoxious about has made me a curmudgeon.

>>38930084
If he wanted to go to the movies and suck my dick, I wouldn't mind. I understand wanting to be fucked in public.

there's a lot of autism in this thread, can autists please just lurk

>>38929342
This. There's nothing appealing about me. Literally the only people who've ever found me attractive as a person or even remotely likable are those that only knew me online and considered me a """nice person""". And in the two cases of it happening, they were desperate and wanted basically anything.

>>38930183
I clear 2 grand a week as a tranny escort

>tfw too intelligent for work

>>38930319

Yea, but how long is that going to last you, and how fulfilling is that kind of work to you as a person?

>>38930334
Hopefully a few years before I have to find a job, I want to get noticed by a porn exec and make movies that would be my dream come true. And to answer your second question I honestly like what I do, the woman inside me is the better version of me in literally every way!

>>38929299
ravage his tender boi pucci

I make 50k a month as a homosexual prostitute ama

>>38930571
Do you give discounts for virgin robots?

>>38930571
Whats it like living with AIDs?

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I want someone to jerk me off

>>38930571
im a young hot bi guy, is it worth it? i could just go on prep right? will i have to fuck tons of old gross dudes?

I would probably cry that somebody was actually interested in me.

>>38930581
>Do you give discounts for virgin robots?
yeah sure

>>38930583
I don't have AIDS
for the prices people pay for me they expect a perfect experience and that includes no stds obviously

>>38930639
all clients are the same, it doesn't matter how attractive they are
mostly businessmen, some take good care of themselves, some do not

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If a boy who was suffering from depression and who decided to drop everything and go on an indefinite road trip across the USA in search of cool spooky things like UFOs and bigfoots asked you to come with him and be his bf, would you?

Mudokan#9934

>>38930670
can you post a pic of your face/body if you're willing?

i want to see what level of attractiveness you're on

>>38930639

Jesus, have some dignity, you disgusting fuck.

>>38930571

So money has bought any kind of will you have left in you? You've let yourself become a price tag. You've let yourself become something to buy. Is that not sad?

>>38930547

Sounds like a tragic existence to me. The woman side of you is better in every way? Or that's just because it pays more to be a prostitute, etc. Being trans, or even feminine as a male, doesn't mean you have to be a whore, but I guess that's your idea of femininity regardless so it doesn't matter. Pornography was clearly not an issue in your childhood!

>>38930287
Don't worry about it, my man. Just be the best you you can be.

wtff r9gay how am I suppose to go out with a boy if every boy is manly and gross. I am only attracted to qt fembois, twinks, traps, etc, but these are also the kind of guys that are the most sought after in the homo community so I'd need to be a 10/10 chad

it doesn't work in the real world. the boys r9gay likes are idealised, romanticised from manga and dont exist

>>38930772
>wtff r9gay how am I suppose to go out with a boy if every boy is manly and gross. I am only attracted to qt fembois, twinks, traps, etc, but these are also the kind of guys that are the most sought after in the homo community so I'd need to be a 10/10 chad
>it doesn't work in the real world. the boys r9gay likes are idealised, romanticised from manga and dont exist
THIS

I guarantee you that 99% of r9fags wouldn't actually date a guy in real life

>>38930780
I went on grinder and they were all manly chad types. Femininity in guys is rare as fuck for obvious reasons. Its mostly only younger guys that are like that and they would just turn into chiselled chad when they were older .

looks like its another delusion that we can never have

>tfw no femboi to abuse

>>38930780
I thought so too, but then I met some guy that was like me, with the same interests and really chill to be with. Things like gay porn don't really turn me on but when he is nice to me and we cuddle then I get a ravaging boner immediately. It's kinda weird but I like it.

>>38930826
it sounds like you're not attracted to him but just like the way he makes you feel. is that a fair characterisation?

>>38930670
How much would you charge?

>>38930717
Willing or not its directly against the rules
The rules can be circumvented if he used unsee and posted a link. He shouldn't post his face though.

>>38930639
show body, I want to see what the market values enough to give 50k a month

>what would you do if a boy asked you out for a date?

call him a fag

and you, op, you are a fag

>>38930780
Wrong. Femboys and twinks are the least sought aftrr in gay circles, they are only popular online in prison gay places

>>38929299
WHO IS THIS? SAUCE ME BOI

>>38930942
So you're telling me if I hit on this twink on grindr I might actually have a chance

>>38931026
Yes twinks and such generally have horrific self esteems

>>38930835
I'm kinda attracted to him, well yeah maybe it's more the way he makes me feel, but isn't that like loving someone without caring about gender?

>>38931052
This, people are so hypersexual online because they are young or have no experience in this. All my relationshipa have had the sexual part come after falling in love with someone

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>>38931004
here try saucenao

>>38931080
Nice, have this leddit gold for your trouble

>>38929299
I've been asked out by my close friend from high school (male) when he was drunk.

Told him I wasn't gay

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I'd be down if he looked like this

>>38931224
Is that a guy? That just looks like a girl

>>38929359
jesus christ you sick fuck! I`m calling the fbi!

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Anyone who would refuse pic related is 100% gay

>>38931295

>tfw you could never be as pretty as half of these cuteboys
>tfw wondering why I haven't sucked off a shotgun load yet

Would love to cuddle a creature like that just once. I bet it's like magic'n shit.

>>38931252
Yep, it's a guy, he's a kpop idol named Ren

>>38931224
Eh, too feminine, looks like a lesbian- also kind of plain. Would much rather have a cute boy like >>38931295

>>38931295
super hott

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Here's another of the qtboi

>>38931463
fukkkkckkk who is this

>>38931470
Look up joel/blowjab. Although he doesn't seem to be active anymore

>>38929299
Assume it was a personal insult and kick his ass of course

>>38930618

I'd squash your back against my chest, bury my face in your hair, inhale some deep lungfuls of your girly shampoo, and jerk your lube covered cock while I jizz on your back and asscrack. jus' sayin.

>>38930167
>how to spot a closet homosexual
lol

>>38929299
Yeah. A date doesnt mean anything right.

>>38929299
I'd go on the date, I mean if he's paying then I dont have a reason not to.
It probably wouldn't go any further thant that though as I'm not into guys.