What would you do if you win the Mega Millions today?

>>38928757
Save enough to live comfortably for the rest of my life. Invest the rest in the stock market.

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>>38928790
>saving =/= investing
>going all in on stocks
50/50 quality bonds/index funds monica

>>38928757
buy a house and lots of land in the woods somewhere, build an underground network of tunnels and rooms, buy scientific supplies and equipment for experiments, fortify the position with legally acquired machine guns and what not, buy a "mail order bride" to keep in my underground palace section, get some neets to live in my compound and build a barracks for them

probably some more stuff, I don't really want too much like gold shoes or anything

>>38928854
60/40 split following jack bogle's three fun portfolio

>>38928854
>>saving =/= investing
I never said that.

>>38928757
stop working
buy house
buy land
go back to college

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How would you even go about depositing a $3 million+ check at the bank? I assume if I just handed it to the teller she would gasp in shock and they'd have to get all sorts of approvals and verifications while everyone in line watches.

It is Rigged

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Buy a comfy one story house in the suburbs then spend a bunch of money on clothes, videogames, books, and food.

Damn this made me realize how much of a manchild I am

>>38929178
the check is just for show, they set up a payment plan or you can get a lesser amount all at once

>>38928757
Buy a million McDonald's cheeseburgers, they don't expire so I'll never have to worry about food again.

>>38929206
Yes that what I was referring to. The first installment minus taxes would be $3-4 million. Imagining if I win the jackpot, and get that check in the mail, how to deposit it? And from there, opening many new savings and investments accounts at a variety of financial institutions?

>>38929178
>shock
I think you underestimate how much money even the lowest bank employee sees throughout the day.

>>38929279
I imagine step 1 would be hiring a jew accountant. Step 2 a jew lawyer.

>>38929279

Im not a millionaire but I already have multiple bank accounts, brokerage accounts, and savings accounts

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God I would to fixing my life I have a serious anxiety of going outside I can still do it buy i sweat alot. Maybe i can fix maybe not but money will definitely help.

Mega million hasn't been this high in a while and it has better odds than the powerball.

It would stupid not to pick up a ticket. Just got some money for mommy too. Wish me luck

>>38928757
i would make an og diddy. only real og know about welches grape. i would take the money all at once and buy tons of escorts. this one girl said i can do her raw for 50k. im saving up wagiebux. pic related og diddy. ima buy a lotto ticket tomorrow. also if i won i would go visit some of u robots and we can plan our revenge on normies with money i win

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Man, I wish Elliot had won. I am writing a book about an alternate universe where he did currently. Pic related is an excerpt. I am hoping to get it published but may need to change the names.

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>>38929766
forgot to upload. og diddy. gotta get the welches.

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>>38928757

What's the Mega Millions up to right now? I remember some time ago there was a billion dollar prize and everyone was talking about it, even a lot of people on here. Was kind of comforting seeing other people like me here, whose lives can pretty much only be salvaged by winning a massive amount of money in the lottery at this point. I don't think I'll play again though, the depression just came back even harder after I lost and the fantasies had to stop.

In regards to your question, OP, I'd like to buy a nice house far away from the city. Maybe close enough to a town so that I could get groceries and supplies fairly easily, but far enough that I could have lots of land and be undisturbed.

I would hide the fact that I won from family members. I wonder if I can do that without getting fuck in the ass. Having all that money can draw certain people.
I would hope my financial advisor will keep his mouth shut. Would still be paranoid though.

As a neet what are the best step to secure your winning.

I am taking about bank account you need someone to refer you right? As a neet that would be weird for me. It might tip someone off.

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>>38929812
The mega million at 346 millions and powerball is at 307 millions.
The power ball was the game that has billion dollar prize at one point, got people hype.

>tfw I don't have time to go to the bank to get cash today because I have to work
>need cash to buy tickets and can't use credit

w-what if today is the day I would hvae won

>>38929769
God, I could imagine Elliot on the new brag how he won. Then try to use the money to enter Hollywood elite.

>>38929891
It not anon it Tuesday guess it depend where you live.

>>38928757
You wanna know what I would do? I'd start a massive-scale magic mushroom grow op and destroy big pharma. What would you do?

>>38929910

By today I mean tuesday. It's 3 AM.

>>38928757
buy a hitman to kill the POTUS

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>>38929778
>Information Technology Solutions
http://www.its-gj.com/locations-contact/

>>38929927
use a cash machine or something anon you can on 4chan right now, You got time.

fucking nothing

I'd still keep myself holed up in an apartment doing drugs and consuming shitty media until i die, but now on my own dime instead of my parents' and maybe in a slightly nicer place

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>>38929940
Hope you don't mind visitors.

>>38929940
Rent suites in the malls in every major California coastal metropolis and use them to house a Republican party campaign center.

>>38929999
DAMN
so how long do have this pic saved?

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>>38930011
Don't mess with footbalI

>>38929990
>Not using the money to fix your drug problem

Drug counseling is expensive. With the money you can afford it not that hard.

>>38930022
all this dubs
hes a joke of a president, i wouldnt kill him since he will do more harm to American then Obama ever could

>>38930025
weed and booze are cheaper than counseling

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>>38930106
and far, far less harm to America than crooked Hillary ever could.

>>38928869
This. Buy and build an underground complex. Have a bunch of NEETs come in and start working on something really autistic like a absolutely efficient way to permenantly seal doors. You would become known worldwide for the rich recluse who lives in the forest and trains autists to permanently seal doors

Probably hide that I won to the extent of my ability and fucking leave for another state that has good internet, get a tiny but nice apartment with a good view in a town that has everything I need in it and bunker the fuck down.

I've always dreamed of that and then living the rest of my life giving my money away in small but helpful increments in legitimate "roll a 4 for 20 bucks" thread or some shit, and spoil the fuck out of people in secret santa threads on different boards.

>>38930175
lol, thinks Obama was bad

>>38930129
>weed and booze are cheaper than counseling
I not judging I'm no better.
But you understand I'm taking about if you win the lottery you should use the money to get help.

Right now I live in Washington state. I would probably buy a house near the water. I would listen to chill step music while playing video games or just relaxing.

Has anyone she the game grump studio tour video pretty much will design my house like tha or at least a few rooms.

Alright fellow truly anti-social those with no resume and no references. No friends and no coworker.

It our job to win the lottery both the mega million and powerball are at high number, just winning one mean you escape the workforce the chain and shackles that society place.

You never be bullied again, you wouldn't have to deal with people shit or your parents.

We few men can escape and be free. Never to deal with that fucking cunt at starbuck again.

It may sound stupid, but i want to live in a fucking caslte.

>>38930251
This. If I won would play money games on r9k. For example give a very vague desciption of a game or anime whoever get it $1000.

Fap to ton of jav porn. Always want to fuck a cute little Japanese girl myself. Use money to learn Japanese and hired with petite Japanese to pretty much be my sex slave.

Also I fuck western women too,but they will have to get test often.

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I'd send a postcard with a picture of me holding the winning ticket on some nice beach, plus a tattered five dollar bill and a note that says "Wanted to spread the love! Have fun with your new boyfriend!"

Then I'd proceed to fill my dream garage, move to NYC and find some rich girl who doesn't care about money and settle down somewhere nice. I'd pad my parents retirement fund, pay down the mortgages for my brother and sister and then proceed to do whatever the heck I want to.

It would be nice.

>>38930968

I doubt this needs to be said, but I'd send that card to my ex.

>>38930968
Damn anon hope you win something.

>>38931019

I'll buy a ticket today

Tell my mom to fuck off with her nagging passive aggressiveness.

pay off all debt
live a relaxed life of no worries
try to start a family with my seiyuufu

>>38929769
moar pls
origano

Travel from place to play and live a comfy life. Camp alot in national parks, buy some property in comfy locations.

>>38928757
pay denbts
fund PMC
buy offshore platform
mother base

what else

Finally start my buisness

Pay of parents debt and buy them a giant house. Neet it up for the rest of my life

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Move to Japan and go from there.

I'd immediately see a financial adviser on what to do with my money. I'd probably save some, give some to family because my mother has alot of debt to pay off from her surgery. Once that's all sorted out though I'd probably travel overseas or something, I've never done it before so it'd be a nice experience.

>>38928757
i know iwthout a doubt id end up with at least one restraining order from a oneits
i go between a few as i hate my emotoins its usually the same reaccuring girl and the girl i currently like besides and obessive cumpulson to like the other one.
all in all its very unhelathy and i need to stop, but if im not in a relatoinship it fucking hurts me and im not sure how ellse to get it to stop. i come here when i gets real bad tho

Tbh all I'd need is like 30k
>put the money into a safe place
>wait until i can buy handguns (only 19 right now)
>buy a few guns, grenades, and the like
>get the perfect outfit ready
>come up with a plan
>find the perfect spot
>get my page on wikipedia
>hopefully score a high kill count

A mass shooting is the only thing I look forward to these days. I won't kill myself until I know it can never happen

>>38928757
Donate 90 percent of it. Buy a nice high quality 1911 pistol and off myself.

Absolutely spoil the fuck out of my grandparents like they did me. I love them so goddamn much, no matter how much I fuck up they still love me and love me the way I wish my parents did. I don't deserve them.

>>38929178
FDIC only insures a quarter million so you'd have to put that in 12 banks.

To be honest I don't know what I'd do If I won huge amounts of money in the lottery, it's such a surreal amount that I can't even think on the spot.
But what I can come up with
>pay the debt that my parents got by paying the costs to hame me graduate in medschool
>move out of huezil to something like the US
>study how to invest in the stock market and live off the interest
>probably start a family

>Buy a one story house with plenty of room for activities
>Buy furniture for said house
>Buy a hybrid car
>Buy cameras to install into said car
>Become an Uber or Lyft driver and drive on weekends
>Buy another hybrid for lil bro to do the same
>Take the cars that are under my name from my old man
>Sell said cars to spite old man
>Throw the rest into bonds and stocks

Too bad I won't get a wife due to paranoia that she'd be after my money.

>help robots with their rent and bills through an application system
>set up trusts and put money aside for the local library to get SWOLE wit books an computers'n sheeit, maybe pay somebody to fucking arrange the books properly for once
>go down to the video rental place, buy it, and turn it into a theatre/archive of older films and fund it so it runs every day
>put remaining half of my money away so i can live off the interest, buy some property and start myself a farm
>acquire a sweet farmtomgirl qt like I always wanted, like Becky or lisa from montana
>live off the fat of the land, getting drunk all day and punching horses because i'll cuck the stallions in front of their stupid horsie eyes, raping horsepussy then punching the stallions in the head until they lose all will to fight back
>plow becky/lisa with horsegirlcum on my wang

Life would be good.

I'd buy a gf

>>38934105

Just never say a word about it. You own a fleet of cars that do Uber driving, that's all, that's where the money comes from. But still, don't marry, just co-exist together and if that's not good enough then fuck her, there's four billion more where she came from.

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>>38928757
> buy a small cheap apartment
> buy parts for a good computer
> stay in apartment forever only leaving to go to gym when i start getting fat
that's what i would do

I'd have a decent meal, sucks making 200$ a month.

Pay off loans, get a comfy condo for my and gf, put a good chunk into a savings account just in case, invest a chunk of the rest, make movies, and smoke weed every day. It's pretty basic.

>>38928757
Be an elite neet. Never work again. Be content in s comfy apartment. Have my computer and an Xbox to play halo 3,and eat healthy .that's it.

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>>38933241
Alphabet soup agencies need to leave this christian website.