>tfw mom is selling you to the virginity pirates
>>38927343
so uh.. what will the virginity pirates do?
>>38927343
So after that...then what?
>>38927448
What pirates always do
They make off with the booty.
>>38927343
>tfw chad enforcement officer pounding on the door
>tfw they're here to confiscate my virginity
wat do lads?
>dad enlisted the assistance of the lewdness ninjas