How do I become gay?

Start with traps, then twinks, then normal guys, this is a gradual thing lmao

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You have to go to gay camp for 3 months and take a test. It's very difficult and you'll have to start preparing several months to a year in advance. Different countries have varying standards and procedures, so you'll have to do some research. IMO, I think you should consider becoming a single cell organism instead, as it's far easier. If you become gay, you still have to find a decent man who you're attracted to and can have a stable relationship, while if you became, say, an amoeba, you could reproduce asexually. The exam for becoming a single cell organism can be taken online and requires minimal preparation. A man with a briefcase will then come to your house and carry out the necessary ritual for about 300usd.

Good luck!

>>38926175
Drink water from plastic bottles.

>>38926175
>waiting for a woman
That's not how it works fag, you're suppose to go out and get one.

>>38926175
>Cage dick
>Lube finger
>Put it in ass
>Find gay activation button (Prostate)
>Cum
>Realize that you don't need to put dick into things to get off.

>>38928094
>>>38926175 (OP)
>>Cage dick
>>Lube finger
>>Put it in ass
>>Find gay activation button (Prostate)
>>Cum
>>Realize that you don't need to put dick into things to get off.
Bump

>>38926175
I got followed to the bathroom several times at the place i work at. Dude was straight from el salvador and barely spoke any spanish. At first, i was just being nice and he asked for my name. A few times after i started getting creeped out after i noticed how i would go to the bath and seconds later he popped in and immediately started talk to me. After he asked for my number i began to stop going to the bathroom at work until he stopped harassing me. If i was gay, would have been a thing. But this guy definitely helped me find out that i was straight. I began to cherish every convo with girls, fuck that guy. Id say that you need to have a few experiences with guys until you FEEL that being gay is for you. I only needed one experiance to find that out, some just need more than one