hookers

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Pros: You get to fuck
Let you know what a pussy feels like

Cons: Costs money
Many people have fucked her before

Go and get a real grill

>>38924921
>go and get a real grill
This thread is not for normalfags

>>38924944
I am sorry lord of the robots, may I bow down in your honor
Fuck up thinking you're all high and mighty go back to smelling your 9 year olds sisters panties for a day job

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>>38925022
ok chad, you sure showed us

Pros:
>lose virginity
>feel good about your life for the 5 seconds you're in her
>it means nothing to her so she won't judge

Cons:
>wizard apprenticeship ends
>you still don't have a gf
>it means nothing for her so there's no intimacy or love involved in the whole process, which is what a robot really needs above all else
>costs money

>>38924834
You should definitely wear protection with a hooker, she may even insist on it.

>>38925361
Pretty much these

Also first timers are susceptible to fall into a captain save a ho phase.

pros:
> huge experience, can now releate to 90% of everything sensational
> physical contact with other humans, will help you be comfortable or atleast less awkward around other women

>>38925022
ive seen enough normie bullshiters here in r9k. get the fuck out if your not a robot for fucks sake