>watcha waiting for white boi, spit a neet verse or you bout

>dont say nigger dont say nigger

a-alright

uh...y-yo....

NIGGER

>>38924787
FAT BOT PACKIN FOO

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>>38924787

Dont be a dummy be a smarty
Come and join the nazi party

boi boutta catch dat brrrrrip

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>>38924811
changed the face of music.

>24 year old anon was gunned down this afternoon
>according to witnesses his last word was ">clip", said in a condescending tone

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Sitting here lying on my parents BED
Filled with a lotta existential DREAD
Another day passes, still wishing I was DEAD
Don'tcha know anon's not right in the HEAD?
Now get that gun outta my face before I SPREAD
My white boy buttcheeks for Jamal behind the SHED

w-what do you think guys? w-were my rhyme's fire?

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>>38924787

Eating tendies for days, yuh.
Still get less puss than the fucking gays, yuh.

>>38924897

Sheeit anon that's alright mane. Aight foo' get outta here, you on the wrong side of the tracks patnah'

>>38924897
I enjoyed the first 4 bars

The foul odour grows thicker, at the approach of the nigger.
The jew's courage grows two times bigger, hiding behind a savage nigger.
My doctor is a jew and my neighbour's a nigger, makes me want to pull the trigger.
Two things make me puke, jewish women and a smelly spook.
Jewish loons, in league with the black baboons.
You know it's true, the Devil created niggers and jews.
Jews and niggers, subhuman critters.

>Tommy Wright
my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=857acvJ4l2A

>>38924787
A wagie i will never be, a NEET I will forever be

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I summon rapping Tomoko to this thread

>>38924787
Dylan roof run in, the bitch niggers duckin we KKK bust on their ass. Better be ready we come in with guns and we fucking kill the whole class.

>>38924897
Faggots should be executed.

Watchin anime
I'm glad I'm gay
But then tfw no gf and I'm sad for days
Girls are Chad's forte
He does mad foreplay
I'm forced to fuck my hand or pay.

>Bish you know I'm a NEET.
>But I can still hop on this beat.
>Fuckin ya up y'all finna get a seat.
*Spergs out from embarrasment.*

>>38924787
Good shmood would could bood sood

My hands seen more dick than a cheap Chinese whore
My entire life is a giant fucking bore
Got tears on my face
Big disgrace
When I get my spaghetti all over the place

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Bruh i stay strapped. Man bruh. PERKASET, PERKSETS, boyyyuuuuuu, you slickin cuz. Bruh wdf. Man you know, bruh you like, shiT NIGGA. OP is a fucking normalnig. Leave my streets bruh. Reeeee

This isn't gangster rap
This is about a guy who gives wanks for crack
Now crank the track
Smoke that dank and hash
Go into a bank and yank the cash
Tell the judge it was a prank, relax
Get sent to prison and shank the rats
Get out, have kids with a skank and spank the brats

>>38925412
ohhh yeah nigga. i thought that was tommy

>>38924787
Tommy Wright III for life man, 10 wanted men gettin all my respect

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I rock flip flops and a Zelda sticker on the back of my flip phone
29,at community college hanging with the outcasts and losers who go to get stoned
go home and turn on the computer to go and get bored
twilight of my prime and my parents will croak and are going to get cold
I'm going to get old
and my PC is already going to get slow
with no work experience, my only options are a bus ticket to go to get rope


I tried to get my life back something made me get serious
spamming fake work resumes and landed a interview, killin it!
she asked me where do you see yourself at panda in 5 years, serious?
then had me break down why was I panda material

I didn't make the frycook cut out, still broke and miserable
I hate Facebook because others' make me feel inferior
they make life look great with their significant others so i deleted social media

I'm A HKV
girls don't want dates with me
Because I'm shameless NEET
who lives with his mother who shits on the toilet seat and makes me clean

I feel as though I don't have a purpose
no friends, my heath is too fucked to go join the service
i can't be a good goy to merchants
but I can be a good boy to parents,so fug it
I got GBP and EBT I'm ballin on no budget

>>38925836
OP here, you know it man. TW3 and 10 wanted men go hard. 4 corners pimpin' ville!

>>38925803
who wrote this? you?

great stuff.

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gooey gooey pooey!
stinky, slimy gooey!
i poot a poot and sit right down
and drop my goop, soft and brown!

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>>38924787
YO WOJACK!
GIMME A BEAT ALL THESE BOTS CAN RELATE TO AIGHT?

Downtrodden fresh kid turned rotten
I cant believe how naive that ive gotten
Over the years feels like im getting dumber reminiscing to a time when i was younger with a hunger, full of dreams, determanation, self esteem but now it seems they hesistate to be on my team, ya... you know the routine, when you winning and grinning all up in yo face as if they was with you from the beginning

But on the flip side when you washed up like a riptide, fools clown about how you slipped and let shit sliiide
Beside the fact my voice is wack, clown just runnin round talkin bout how i smoke crack

Aint go no homies that got my back yea im white but sometimes i feel like crap

My girl is 2D, my game aint tight, niggas who aint seen me in awhile be like dude you aight?

(Beat continues for a bit)

(Chorus X4)
Who am i kiddin who am i fooling when they be like
whats up anon?
And i say coolin?


Goin in a circle like almost everyday, in the back of yo mind you prolly thinkin i was gay
But naw im just a bitch ass nigga, the type to get jacked by a rich ass nigga.

Shit... ive been a loser just about all my life, hah, i tried to turn my 2d waifu into a house wife

What do you expect?
Im far from hard, emotionally scarred, on r9k im whats regarded as a retard
I make myself sick, get on my own nerve
Immature, insecure, grown up nerd

Who am i kiddin who am i foolin when they be like
Whats up anon?
And i say coolin?
(X4 chorus)

>>38926179
Yes. And ty, I live for recognition on anonymous image boards

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uh

monotony
pretend you are extreme
pretend you are ghetto
everybody knows you're living with your parents
everybody knows you dream of getting married
everybody knows you never had sexo
no one has any hope in your success son
you are twenty two n act like gandalf the grey one
and you had a chance to make it big but you were scared off
if you had a chance to kill yourself, would you take off?
you are such a loser man they put you in the friendzone
used to do their homework while they fucked on other men, dawg
that's a fucking scar that will never go away
como putas haces pa vivir con eso adentro?

>>38926219
Oops heres the beat
https://youtu.be/1GKe1bVuQBw

Hwaet!
I come to you on /r9k/
To versify this thread
But I have nothing much to say
And just wish I were dead

So go ahead do what you will
Stupid fucking nigger
Why don't you give us both a thrill
And pull the fucking trigger

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Alright, let me spit that robot fire...

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free Hell with the N-double-A-C-P

I dont drink I dont cuss I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free Hell with the N-double-A-C-P

I wanna eat where the white folks eat Cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free Hell with the N-double-A-C-P

We don't screw like the white folks do We just screw til we get through

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free Hell with the N-double-A-C-P

I wanna be white more and more So i can bitch at the nigga next door

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free Hell with the N-double-A-C-P

I'm glad this tune came along We done wore out one nigga song

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free Hell with the N-double-A-C-P

I wanna be white don't you understand So I can play in a trashy white band

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free Hell with the N-double-A-C-P

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free Hell with the N-double-A-C-P

Is Eminem /ourguy/?

>>38924787
it's funny to me because i'd be dead and then all the niggers would be deaf for having shot so close to each other in an enclosed space

Sittin on my ass just playin some games
Loneliness and boredom bout to drive me insane
Feelin like I gotta jump in front of a train
Feelin like I got somethin wrong in my brain

Yeah, I feel like a fuckup
Because I couldn't buck up
And make my parents proud, feels like they gon' disown me now

These silly bitches always makin a fuss
Makes you wanna throw em under the bus
But don't do that, unless ya wanted to face
False allegations of rape, and so much cash gone you can't think straight

This was not up to my expectation.

Get a job?
Thats all you ever suggest
But you should know by now
That i wont ever pass a drug test

Human garbage,
And bein neet means that i thug less
And if i think a stacy fine
Ima force her to get undressed

Then sniff a line
Cock my 9
Spray chads pad up
Like columbine

Take some time
Leave no trace behind
Then write some stories
With the boys online

All of my niggas
They call me the virgiiin

I been around
Longer than the sturgeoooon

I spill spaghetti
With precision like a surgeooon

Out of my cave
I'll never be emergin'

That's right

I'm puttin' one hand on my cock
The other on my glock

The barrels at my head
I can't wait to be dead

No time to wonder how I coulda been instead

I get hard when I watch that warmfreshpaint
they say i'm chasing wont give up the chase
I think I been had tranny porn since bout 2008, maybe 2007
I died and went to heaven
blowing smoke to outer space with Sienna Grace
I just fap to Bailey Jay til the fuckin paste
It aint enough until i meet one and just fuck her face
4chan tripfag, let's go with Dollface

>>38926998
cucks will post her nudes on /r9k/ while she gives me brain

Change in my pocket
Bruisin my ballsack

Im the worlds best raver
Real ratchet bitch enslaver
I got her high on molly
Locked her in my van and raped her

Im evil call me vader
Pussy taste like capers
So i wash it down with chaser
Put her skin on with a stapler

Give me the rest of them E's
Cause I'm e best MC
Bitches undress please
Show your chest and gee
I'm a sex pest me
A mess with Hep C
I don't jest and this condom didn't pass the stress test, see?

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I miss the old Pepe, 4chan's alone Pepe
Chop up your soul Pepe, not the dumb /pol/ Pepe

I hate the new Pepe, the blaming Jews Pepe
The always rude Pepe, all in the news Pepe

I miss the sweet Pepe, the fun memes Pepe
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Pepe

See we invented Pepe, there weren't any Pepes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Pepes

I used to love Pepe, I used to love Pepe
I even had the frog suit, I thought I was Pepe

What if Pepe made a song about Pepe
Called "I miss the old Pepe"? That'd be SO r9k!

That's all it was Pepe, we still love Pepe
And I love you like Pepe loves Pepe
(obvious ripoff of Kanye's "I love Kanye", but I though it fit)

I was cruisin online
Abusing my spine
Bent over watchin scat porn which I do most of the time
Oh look he fit poo in a rhyme
Yeah is doodoo a crime?
I mention number twos and now you're losin your mind

Are ugly guys human or just un-lusted creatures?
I assure you that my busted features
may resemble Justin Bieber's
after you've chugged ten beers first
Did those girls compliment me or was that a "shush, he's near us"?

I'm dead broke, depressed with no job
it's no prob, the doctor gave me Zoloft
for when my mood drops lower than those Roloffs
I won't act hard when the pills make me go soft
People think prescriptions actually help?
My brain feels like it's in a chastity belt,
can't remember how neuro-plasticity felt,
all desire to live has been unnaturally quelled

When this board changes its tune, Hell froze like a McFlurry
Same shit every day, and that's word to Bill Murray
"All girls only hook up with savages
until they're wrinkled like catcher's mitts"
Robots want a 10 when they're a .3 like batting averages
and her body has to be matching those mattress actresses
What robots say is dark like a cadaver's ashes is
Don't get married, she'll take half your shit
and snatch the kids, before the divorce is set
And you're stuck with alimony and mortgage debt
Living in a storage shed, make the hardwood floor your bed
All that just for boring sex - she couldn't bear the taste like Goldi's porridges

Ending it, got a cup of bleach, a hearty dosage
Down it til I don't know what's up, I'm hardly focused
Family members hardly notice, might even be Bacardi toasting
Did I die? Nope, God called the wrong name like Steve Harvey's hosting

none of this shit really means anything, it just happens to rhyme

>>38926404
Oh shit man, what's this from? Is the guy's name Johnny Rebel or something?

I'm NEET but still a real piece of work
if you don't know that word, you boys need to lurk
Dad says I'd probably make a half decent clerk
but I'd rather fake an injury, pretend to knee the curb
Apply for welfare and fare well, gonna fleece the jerks
says my farewells, "might see you in a week" at first
then think I'm not ever going to leave the 'burbs
Head down the stairwell with my strawberry desert

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Yo... can you smell it?
Its that ghost in the shell shit
call this posthuman:
I change my brain, the ghost is intact
U lame, the same, ur soul still whack
This game's a shame, u lack impact
No name, no fame, a prole infact
Me? Like Donna Haraway my arms tearaway, call me cyborg,
No need to fuck with that cuck from Freiburg
I mean Heidegger - he aint my nigger
Haha, ur triggered, u mad cause my mind bigger
u fear techne; ur right to suspect me,
before long, you'll have to respect me,
bent knee to a brand new physis,
U know that humanity gon lose it
But choose this: neverending capital, body parts swapping, a new kind of natural
I can drop my IQ low, how I get that stupid flow,
strap on a black dick, ur girl calls it climactic
take her to the matrix, next to me you basic
Ya I blew my e-load, one second reload
hit that switch for auto-cuck, act like u don't give a fuck
feeling down on your luck but I don't got no sympathy
Im free of that deficiency, that pathetic inefficiency, that genetic insufficiency, can't call it a proficiency
Yah
We gon fuck with evolution, engineer our DNA
This the final revolution but I doubt you'll see the day
best be known ur bird has flown
I'm tired of this homo shit
It will be shown u must atone,
this isn't just some PoMo shit
watch my throne I stand alone,
I'll wreck u with a slomo kick,
I'm freshly grown, u flesh and bone
And suckin on my robo-dick
so, well, kill yourselves
and call it posthuman

That guy in the middle sitting down reminds me of myself

Shilling my favourite verse

Funny how the hours stretch and melt away my empathy
Persistence of a memory
Everything is very temporary except decisions
Just a navigation of this future I envisioned
Humoring these people that too stupid to be living
An arbitrary figment
A movement that I never was
Obvious when people seem different than the rest of us
Or think less of us
Only hoes I care about
Pumping in the pipe fumes
Car running, windows up
Hoping I'll die soon
Night time
Eyes dilate bigger than bike tubes
That's the reason that I stay up past the sunset
"I liked your record! Where's the new one? Is it done yet?"
Problems that I run from impossible to sublet
You don't want em either
There's a fever in the subtext
Boiled all the mercury
I questioned what it's worth to me
Hard liquor fire breath
and Slurred dialect
In the mist like Bix Beiderbecke
With overdose side effects
Probably take a Prilosec and try to get some rest
Cut the Midas fingers off and never sign a check
"What about your future?"
I-D-G-A-F
World so cold I can see their breath
Feeling like distance is a bitch to express
Pissing upstream when your dick is erect
Or when you're picking up steam and get a fist in the chest

Bitches on my dick but I but I don't rhyme fast
Bitches on my dick and im in your moms ass
Bitches on my dick cause they know my intentions
Bitches on my dick most have 3 dimensions
Hoes on my dick boi you know I got the cuties
See them on the web all my favorite bitches 2d

Whaddup whaddup my name is Anon,
And i like to eat bugs off the front lawn.
They always say I got lots of smarts,
Until they catch me sniffing my farts.
I hope this rhyme was fresh and funky,
So spare the cap you ugly monkey.

uh, uh, yeah, okay,

Wake up; fuck the morning, it's a quarter past two
it's a Wednesday; you know I ain't got shit to do
check the phone, classic; no notifications
but Zoloft gives the opposite of constipation
so I drag my ass out of bed, hit the bathroom
I hope my body's nothing but food for the rats soon
finish up; crack the bottle, man; never stay sober,
this long night of the soul is close to over
"Wrap it in latex, she might snatch your paychecks!"
Good advice, but shit, I ain't never havin' sex
Swiped down the whole stack and walked away with no matches
The only thing awaitin' me's an empty mattress
The last time my friends called, Obama was the president
they were waiting on the chance to pop off a clean jettison
I idolize death just like Alfred Lord Tennyson
maybe that's why I keep stockpilin my medicine
There's no future here, just a loop of the rope
That hangs in the air like a forlorn hope
Escapism is heaven, stealing my time like a ninja
the endorphins hit big from the whinin' of twin ion engines
or a big band rattling and rumbling my sub
or simulated noise of battle and the thunder of my guns
so I sit in my chair, ethernet cable in my arm
with only enough energy to game and self-harm
it's a slow suicide with the sugar and the salt
and maladaptive daydreams where my oneitis calls
a Facebook post told me that she's now engaged
and I put four holes in the wall out of soured rage
but I've found myself a shortcut through the hedgerows of the maze
and it won't be long now until the end of days,
Got myself an exit bag a letter and some rum
see you on the other side; for now my kingdom come

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In front on this screen so bright, gripping my dick tight
Watching some bitch get fucked right by a dude black as night
It's 6 AM, work starts in two hours
But I'm not even gonna shower, I don't got the power
Instead my boss'll have to devour this sweat stank so sour

>>38924787
Ain't a white boy but ok
Feeling lonely as fuck
Browsing threads looking for any
That don't say cuck
Traps, Sixx and some fag named Buck
No sleep but not the sub reddit
Credit is due where needed
Give it to the people that got me into this shit
First day on saying nigger nigger x with a capital D
Time passed and I matured
Not really. I'm still browsing this place
Pacing back and fourth in my room
Open up my messages waiting for my impending doom
Waiting for a message back from my onitis
Wish me luck
Rooms so quiet I'm having tinitus.
Calm my nerves
Get back on r9k
Didn't even have to use my AK
Today was a good day
>how did I do?

>>38925307
underrated

originadolololo

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>>38924787
COON, COON ...
Black Baboon ...
Brutal, worthless
thieving GOON...
Often High, Thrives in Jail
His welfare check
is in the mail ...
Some 40 offspring have been had,
Not one will ever
call him dad ...
And yet he hollers day and night:
"i blames da white man
fo my plight

>>38924787
You can call me Ranch cause I'm dressing got a gun in my hand and the trigger I'll be pressing know what I mean but I don't mean to be stressing when I wear this mask I feel villainous hoping to save my life I spit the bars and start killing this I'm chilling this like sub zero know I wont die cause I got plot armor like a hero.

>>38924787
Chillin in the crib wit smoke in my lungs
Shawty bouncin on me, yeah i'm gettin me sum
From the dumb
Bitch
Gettin this cum
Push the bitch off my lap, i'm already strapped, two 9's on my hip, gonna go clap
A
Nigga who fuckin around
Put tha muthafucka in the ground
Wipe out his whole gang
While flashin muh chainz

Fuck, i can't think of anything else.

>>38929420
bretty good anon
oreganoli

don't greet me with that sneaky grin
I already know I've got a Leafy chin
and thin enough to float in breezy wind
I'm praying that with money, I can briefly win

Yo yo nigga
I'm N-E-E-T
K-Double-H-V (no gf, no gf)
Columbine fps MVP (Isla Vista spree DLC)
Chad and Stacy run from me when I reeee

I'm 29 and I'm sipping on a bottle of Ramune While my old friend is on his honeymoon fucking his wife and watching the sunset
And I'm watching a fucking japanese cartoon
They're soaking up the sun, feeling each others tender care
The only light I ever see is from an exploding anime characters hair

>>38924787
Nigger,
Faggot,
Bob Saget

Penis,
Vagina,
North Carolina

>>38927481
Really nice, bot.

>>38931235
Thanks for the feedback. I do enjoy putting effort in, even if it turns out shitty. It seems like these threads could be a lot more fun if more people tried.

>>38929420
>>38928572
These ones are pretty decent, too, in case one is yours.

>>38924787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSE7gAjlR2Y
Good enough senpai?

Shit be damned if I don't get a frickin' handle on my sick imagines
To stick me hands down the flannel of a pretty damsel from the Disney Channel
Chill in the buff with Hilary Duff, a sexy dame untamed to the bone
Naked, depraved at my home, I'm raising my tone with rage on the phone
Can't get my rocks off like I'm chained to a stone, I crave Raven Symone
To save face, keep that race on the low til I get a place of my own

Here's some hot ass garbage for you.

I'm such a garbage chute, my first love was a prostitute
Her looks described with euphemisms such as "office cute"
Family dinners made me want to jump off the roof
Not going out in public would have been the cautious route,
we were getting stares and comments on our noxious fumes
She was smoking often, coughing to her coffin
Alcohol bottles sloshing, hardly ever flossing
Again, her face was evoking revolting choking fits
She resembled Michael Bolton with bolt on tits
With her weight fluctuating,
a week went by and I'm like "fuck, you're aging"
Obese and never exercised
Please don't retch, you guys
I already knew her ass was oddly texturized
Like Beyonce, she wanted me to put a ring on it
I'm beyond saving, would rather tie my noose and put some wring on it

Speaking of embarrassing, I caught hep C from an open can of Pepsi
and Dad saw me with a broom up my ass like that Sabrina witch
He recorded me and made his own stream on Twitch
and said "sorry, son, I understand your screaming fits
but the competition makes me need a niche"
A thousand people saw my red box, like a Supreme stitch
Viewers had to wash their eyes harder than teens cleaning zits
For the love of God, bury me in a nearby latrine or ditch

Listen as I am pissin off the religious mob
The Christian God is a slick facade
If I admit to shitting on Alyssa Lynch's bod
You can figure the minister's a sinning fraud
A pinch will grow my prick an inch
3 times larger like the Grinch's heart
I get more cheddar than a veteran
Your head will spin, I'm better than the rest of men
These rhymes blow wind like wind chimes
I wish that witch bitch Melissa Hart would rip a fart on my tongue
I'm the shit - dung

>>38927481
nigga, this was mad lit, throwin real shade at steve there. Aight whiteboi you can go

>>38925773
Nice queen parody

>>38926202
This is good my dude originalini

>>38924894
underrated

Djdjdvahvsv

>>38925708
not bad anon, not bad

originality doesnt exist

>>38931110
the is the only winner. everything else is ripped off or quite terrible.

>>38929585
kek not bad

originality is dead

I was browsing /r9k/ in my fuzzy slippers
I dont know how ended up circled by niggers
I gotta make a good rap or im dead
Ooga booga my name is Ted
What im saying right now will get buried quick
I wont even get aknowledgement from some internet freak
I wish i did anything worthwhile
Please kill me, well, at least im white

>>38924787
Thank God I.don't live anywhere near Niggers.

>>38924787
I rock the house harder than Havel cap a couple of fools and leave them in the gravel really makes you think when your mind unravels leave you in the corner to spout your mouth and babble Trump is not a monster he's a hero from the future twisting your body in more ways than kama sutra

NEET is the elite of the new world don't you know?
chads and stacies will never know
the glory of watching my waifu's show
beta uprising here we go

>>38932652
Thanks, senpai. Glad I could get "lit" and "turn up" for you.

>>38933276
>I gotta make a good rap or im dead
RIP, then

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Dad took me for some job interviews
What's the point I'm a loser trying to get booze to misuse
Glock cocked are my parents gonna be shocked?
Life went ahead thought everything would go well but I was misled
Lifes full of dread wish I was dead
I swear I'll open my head with lead like a blackhead

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If one of these whack mcs behaves bad/
Believe me my friend no amnesty awaits them/
I put these crap rappers in the grave man/
Stomp their heads so bad no aspirin can save them/
And if they are packing heat I shake hands/
Wait till they turn put the magazines away then/
I grab a bat and these fucking damn faggots need a fake ass/
My brain^s a masterpiece, your brain^s crap/
Reminding me of asshole cheeks in day care/
You lack the capacity to play cat/
So why are you fool still asking me to play catch/
This verse burns like gasoline and aidssex/
And leaves behind catastrophes and mayhem/
Mcs cry in agony and pray that/
They can eventually rest in peace when they dead/


>mfw English isnt even my third language
>mfw I realize that I would be one of the greatest rappers alive if I would have been born in another country.

>>38935716

>>38935716
If one of these whack mcs behaves bad/
Believe me my friend no amnesty awaits them/
I put these crap rappers in the grave man/
Stomp their heads so bad no aspirin can save them/
And if they are packing heat I shake hands/
Wait till they turn put the magazines away then/
I grab a bag of vaseline and ay bat /
and these fucking damn faggots need a fake ass/
My brain^s a masterpiece, your brain^s crap/
Reminding me of asshole cheeks in day care/
You lack the capacity to play cat/
So why are you fool still asking me to play catch/
This verse burns like gasoline and aidssex/
And leaves behind catastrophes and mayhem/
Mcs cry in agony and pray that/
They can eventually rest in peace when they dead/

forgot a line

>>38924787
Will?! What're you doing with these thugs?!!

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Pepsi bottle, a Coca Cola glass, I don't give a damn
People argue about fizzy drinks, mad as Onyx' "Slam"
Man, I just wanna feel some bubbles on my tongue
Slurp some sugar and some aspartame 'till my stomach is sprung
Fuck the Pepsi/Coca Cola beef, it's hot as Brooklyn streets-
in '92, please don't pop a cap in me just 'cuz I say I like Pepsi too
Is it because Pepsi lit Michael Jackson's hair?
If so, I get that, judging from the footage there's no doubt he was scared
But the taste still rocks and the logo is pretty tight
There ain't no shame in repping that circle of red, blue and white

bumping this thread

orgigamous

>>38924787
just shoot me and end my misery my black friend

>>38924787
I am a denizen of r9k
and all over my keyboard cum will spray
and to my virgin asshole's dismay
y'all niggas'll start fucking away

>>38924787
I am a denizen of r9k
and all over my keyboard cum will spray
and to my virgin asshole's dismay
y'all niggas'll start fucking away

>>38924787
>>>38924787
>YO WOJACK!
>GIMME A BEAT ALL THESE BOTS CAN RELATE TO AIGHT?
>
>Downtrodden fresh kid turned rotten
>I cant believe how naive that ive gotten
>Over the years feels like im getting dumber reminiscing to a time when i was younger with a hunger, full of dreams, determanation, self esteem but now it seems they hesistate to be on my team, ya... you know the routine, when you winning and grinning all up in yo face as if they was with you from the beginning
>
>But on the flip side when you washed up like a riptide, fools clown about how you slipped and let shit sliiide
>Beside the fact my voice is wack, clown just runnin round talkin bout how i smoke crack
>
>Aint go no homies that got my back yea im white but sometimes i feel like crap
>
>My girl is 2D, my game aint tight, niggas who aint seen me in awhile be like dude you aight?
>
>(Beat continues for a bit)
>
>(Chorus X4)
>Who am i kiddin who am i fooling when they be like
>whats up anon?
>And i say coolin?
>
>
>Goin in a circle like almost everyday, in the back of yo mind you prolly thinkin i was gay
>But naw im just a bitch ass nigga, the type to get jacked by a rich ass nigga.
>
>Shit... ive been a loser just about all my life, hah, i tried to turn my 2d waifu into a house wife
>
>What do you expect?
>Im far from hard, emotionally scarred, on r9k im whats regarded as a retard
>I make myself sick, get on my own nerve
>Immature, insecure, grown up nerd
>
>Who am i kiddin who am i foolin when they be like
>Whats up anon?
>And i say coolin?
>(X4 chorus)
spunds like j. cole