Ask a robot Cop anything

>>38922781
Not a cop myself but my spergy friend is one. Police work is very robot tier.

>>38922781

aren't cops supposed to be super moral and shit ? What are you doing in this shithole ?

>>38922836
It is. My other favorite past time is catching people with drugs at music festivals. My mate is in the dog squad and I always hang around him and bust cunts with pingas. They always say the same thing 'Come on its just a pinga bra' to which I reply 'Yeah these are just handcuffs bra, turn around'. Its funny taking them into a truck a grilling them for info. The girls are the easiest because they break down from fear of jail and being kicked out of uni, like getting busted with a pill is going to get you in prison. We always end up nabbing the dealers.

Catching cunts for speeding is also genuine fun.

>>38922781
Post proof you are a cop.

Being a cop in an Australia beech town is alot different then being a cop in an american ghetto.

>>38922871
He's here to piss people off and probably isn't even a cop.

Even if he was a cop he's still obviously here to piss people off as that is his whole job description.

>>38922781
You're a cop and you're fit and you're austrailian? What's your malfunction then, those sound like Chad stats.

>>38922871
>super moral and shit

LOL. We are humans just like everyone else mate, in fact its fair to say there are few angels in the Police force. We're a para military organization first and these types of jobs don't attract 'nice' people.

Its saying everyone in the military are super discipline moral people, far from it. However I can put on a very stern and adamant facade in court proceedings though but behind doors we're as rowdy as everyone else.

Joined the military, pretty much the same thing

>>38922781
You pussies don't even carry guns lmao.

Me, a single AMERICAN robot, can take out the entire police force of queensland with my small arsenal alone.

>>38922903
I'll bet. We had a bloke at the college from the LAPD over on a 6 month exchange and he had some insane stories. He'd seen more action and gun fights then some of the guys in my intake who were ex army in Afghanistan.

>>38922930
>military
No, you're the same as any gang, just the top dog.

Military is to terrorist.

See how that werks?

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>>38922945
Im ex military so yeah. DW if I catch you speeding I wont fine you, just make sure to show your ID.
>>38922946
>You pussies don't even carry guns lmao.
Ummm yes we do, idiot. I also carry a taser, baton and OC spray. All Austrlian Police carry firearms, even Border Force do now days. Fuck off.
>>38922925
My malfunction is Im a manlet who was bullied relentlessly in school, I cant get laid, Im autistic though diagnosed and high functioning. I also drink heavily in my off time. I'm lucky too that the cops don't check your internet history because I'm a staunch support of the alt-right, anti feminism and nat-soc ideals. I dont let it that come into my work that much though.

Robocop, is that you?

>>38923019
Yeah, what of it?

>werks

>>38923025
undiagnosed**

>repaired that for myself

>>38923025
>My malfunction is Im a manlet who was bullied relentlessly in school, I cant get laid, Im autistic though diagnosed and high functioning

lol

also if you are a uni graduate is it too late to become a cop ?

>>38923025
>All Austrlian Police carry firearms
Just so you know, those things go boom... so please don't get your little panties all soiled when you hear it, ok princess?

>>38923065
Nah I know a girl who is 33 and just got accepted. She also has back issues. I'm mid twenties and am looking at going in

>>38923025
>gold coast police
Bro! I may be working with you sometime in the future. I'm training for the fitness exams and I'm Southside Brissy. I heard there's a huge push for more cops; seems no one wants to do the job. What's the pay like?

It's fascinating to have how utterly pathetic the people who become cops are confirmed.

>>38923065
No not at all. In this day and age a uni degree will aid you getting in.
>>38923071
You better watch your mouth cunt or Ill set zyzz on you.

>>38923094
Well its not like anyone else is going to do it. I mean do you want to work 12 hour shifts through the night, deal with hostile and dangerous offenders, get stabbed with needles(happened to me), spat on, have to assist people in need, see victims of car accidents or have to spend months of your life in a court room being cross examined?

Deal with it cunt. Like I said its a military occupation, the streets are a war zone and offenders are the enemy.

>>38923088
The pay is ok at entry level, you can make good over time but sometimes we get fucked over and dont get it. Aslong as you're willing to deal with topless sluts walking around in g-strings and rowdy drugged up 18yos at schoolies then yeah join up. Pointing guns at people is fun.

>>38923094
beach slut whore stacey detected

>>38923194
>>38923155
If you're a cunt who fucked around at uni until his mid twenties is it going to be tough to join up?

>>38923194
That's all good, I'm mostly interested in a career; I figure it's good to get the ground work before I go into my B of Criminology. Pay is probably better than my shitty job right now. What's the "socialising outside of work" like? Is there any rules regarding conduct outside of uniform? Mostly interested because I train martial arts and I don't wanna have to give it up if I don't have to

>>38923025
Actually I live near there so that's a possibility

It's >> 38922945 btw

>>38923155
>Like I said its a military occupation, the streets are a war zone and offenders are the enemy.

Christ, what sort of pathetic numale cunt actually types this garbage out?

You deal with tourists and shitty petty criminal drug addicts. Stop acting like you're a fucking hero, you worthless failure.

>>38923209

Look at this faggot desperately trying to tongue the asshole of some pathetic cop!

>>38923268
Not that anon but most cops in Aus are bro-tier. So long as you're not being a dumb cunt they're pretty easy to get along with. I once got pulled over on my Ps after having done some taste testing of liquors at a street fair and completely blanked on taste=alcohol=can't drive. I explained and Cop bro was cool and said so long as I'm straight on my way home, he'll look the other way.

>>38922781
do you need any qualifications to become a cop or is it just physical fitness?

>>38922781
I was going to dude then tommy robinson got popular and I realised if I was a pig I'd just be helping the government promote islam and busting the skulls of dissenters.

If someone walked up to me and said they'd hire me into the force on the spot if tell them to fuck off.

>>38923755
The make sure you aren't cray cray and give you school work I guess too.

If you rub them wrong you won't get in though, as cops go by their gut more than anything.

do they polygraph you like they do for cops in the US?

I personally think stupid laws should be enforced strictly until the citizenry grow a brain and demand it get repealed.

>>38923268
>drug addicts
>petty

I deal with the dealers too and bikies and Islamic extremist groups or organised crime syndicates.

You're a crime apologist.

>>38922781
Hi fellow Aussie
Would you recommend I become a cop
>did meme degree
>am a robot
>want to boss around normies
>smoke weed

do you get tested for weed often?

>>38923891
No lol. Even ASIO wont make you do a polygraph Ive never heard of one ever being used here for any reason. They will do a security check on you buts that pretty much calling up 5 of your mates and asking questions about your character. Just make sure to pick 5 people who can vouch for you and tell them what they want to hear.

YOU CANNOT FUCK THE POLICEMAN

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>>38924001
>smoke weed

Wait 6 months, yes we get tested alot. Youll be tested in your medical and again at the college.

Other then that make sure to throw away your bong and drug paraphernalia for when they come around your our house and do the pre lim interview. They make talk to your neighbours aswell.

>>38924060
yea nah fuck that i'll stay a neet

>>38924060
as a cop do you arrest a lot of weed users? what is the worst kind of drug user, alcohol included?

>>38924189
MDMA, or as Aussie kids called it 'Pingas BRAH!'. party drugs basically. If we find people with weed its usually when we do a raid or pull someone over by chance or if we have intel that someone is selling it. MDMA, ice and cocaine are the big ones here on the gold coast due to all the young degenerates who come here.

>>38924189
And the worst is Ice because when people are on it they are impossible to control and unlock super human strength. It literally took 3 male cops including me to take down this guy who was about 5ft7 and weighed 63kgs during an episode. My mate had his cheek fractured during it.

>>38923155
>Deal with it cunt. Like I said its a military occupation, the streets are a war zone and offenders are the enemy.
This seems like a terrible attitude to have. Is this how you deal with the possibility of being killed in the line of duty everyday or something?

I say this as somebody who is extremely grateful there are police out there to allow me to live a comfortable, safe, complacent life btw

have you ever shot somebody
have you ever seen a dead body
whats the most drugs you've ever seen at once

>>38922781
>Girls sunbake topless at surfers paradise even though its illegal

doing gods work
roastreis btfo