>in shower >shit in hand >throw in toilet

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>in bath
>piss in water
>air dry by laying on my floor
who /piss glisten/ here?

>>38921335
>>38921128

wtf is wrong with you, you fucking neckbeards

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>>38921128
>in shower
>jerk off till I'm horny
>dont come out for 2 hours

>>38921663
Normies do not even try anymore.

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>in bath
>get out and hang my bare ass over the tub
>drop a stiff log into the dirty water
>let it sit until next bath

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>shit
>save it by freezing it
>use it later as dildo

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>shit in the sink
>run hot water ontop of it until it's gone

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>use piss bottles all day
>instead of showering just pour the bottles over my head
>proceed to jerk off spread eagled in the middle of my living room

>>38921128
>take shower nozzle apart
>inject water into anus on low
>spray shit everywhere before it gets too big or hardens
>wash down the drain

Piss in sink with sink running to drown out sound also because cannot relax unless it's silent to actually piss.

>>38921857
>>38921770
>>38921761
Faggots. Most of us actually do do weird shit and you're turning it into another 'person found the weird object' meme.

>>38921128
le 9 gag xDD

>>38921128
>Not pooing on shower floor and waffle stomping it
Pleb

>shit, put in plastic bag
>Try to fuck plastic bag

13 year old me was weird, and horny.

>>38921925
Ie wild plebbiter appears xD

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>>38921910
>posting in thread
>some angry autist is screeching about something stupid
>hide posts and never see his trash opinion again
the life lads

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>>38922024
>in thread
>redditor gets mad i call him out
>plays the nonchalant meme card
>it's obvious to everyone he's desperately trying to save face
>says something about hiding posts to try and convince everyone he's a true channer
>mfw

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>>38922112
10/10 i kek'ds