>go swimming at the beach >this happens What is actua

>going swimming at the beach
No
>Going outside
There's your problem

>>38911292
It's just normal. Your problem is that you are pussy.

>>38911401
>Getting bleeding feet from swimming in any water is normal

Australian?

>>38911292
obviously it's weird but it's interesting

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>"I'll definitely go out swimming there again," he said. "Plenty of people go for a swim in there so it's probably just a one-off thing".

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>normalfags are literally incapable of learning
Experiences like this are basic shit even children can learn, like not touching the stove anymore after getting burned once.

Judging by the second picture in the article, I bet once you clean the blood it's not that bad. He had just been playing football so he probably had a lot of blood pooled in his legs.

>>38911996
>the autist is literally trying to compare a one-off freak occurrence that is so rare that nobody knows what happened to touching something hot
Anything to feel better than your superiors, right?

>>38912009
>football
Don't use that word unless you mean actual football.

>>38912156
It IS actual football you faggot.

>>38912184
Oh okay, I just assumed the author meant soccer, since it was an Australian article.

>>38912211
If it was soccer the article would say soccer. We have our own football here.

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>tfw no bold teenager bf who needs to be taken care of everytime shit like this happens to him.

>>38912252
>>>/lgbt/

You belong here faggot. Don't leave and post your disgusting fantasies elsewhere

>>38911292
>Australia
There's your problem, don't go swimming near Death Island.

>>38912222
Doesn't matter. All mainstream sports are homoerotic events dedicated to men mashing into each other.

>>38912352
>the faggot projects his latent tendencies and fantasies into arenas where they aren't welcome
>>>/lgbt/

gaia wants us gone
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/climate-change-deadly-heat-waves-south-asia-1.4231281

>>38912275
I won't leave this place, thanks.

>>38912352
Agreed

>>38912413
Get out, faggot. No one will accept you here, except your disgusting bretheren who aren't even interested in other gays, only converting straight men. Fuck off.

>>38912413
>unsurprisingly the faggot agrees with the faggot cohort and continues to shit up the places they aren't wanted
Thank fuck I live in a country that still lets men kill faggots who come onto them.

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https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/36630122/sea-lice-eating-meat-video-after-vic-teen-attacked-brighton/#page1

>He place a net full of raw meat in the water and footage shows hundreds of the creatures swarming around the food.

"No one knows what the creatures are. They've called a number of people, whether it's toxicity experts or marine exerts and other medics around Melbourne at least... [and] yep, no one [knows]," he said.
>Marine expert Michael Brown was baffled by the strange creatures and told Sunrise he believed they might be "jellyfish larvae."

"I've been doing this for coming on 20 years now and I've never seen anything like this," he said.
I'm in a shitty SciFi aren't I?

>>38912517
Everyone is saying they're sea lice. No one knows how or why they were this vicious though. They usually just leave tiny mosquito bite type sores.

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it looks like the storms have started

brace for the longest 7 hours of your life

I'd recognize those marks anywhere. It's a deepwater Jew attack. Very rear.

>>38912436
>>38912438
>2017
>Still homophobic

When will you male cishets learn?

>>38911752
There are glass shards here. Guess from that

We should just tell all the Chinese that are here that the sea lice are edible, they'll eliminate them in less than a week.

>>38912252
Kill yourself you disgusting faggot. Origini

>>38912562
Ayyyyyyyy
Leeches for dinner in st olgas!

>>38911292
>going to the beach
>swimming at all

>>38912711
The Chinese will eat them whether they think they're edible or not.

>>38911334
>>38912945
People go swimming. It is a fact of life. Why do you need to boast your hikki status on r9k?

>>38911965
>>38911996
That was my reaction at first but then I remembered that the boy is basing his decisions off logic rather than personal experience. He knew it was an incredibly rare event and the chances of a repeat event are low so was not scared off. The kid has sound judgement.

>>38912517
>I'm in a shitty SciFi aren't I?
Pretty sure Australia is a work of scifi

It's radioactive plankton from the Fukushima incident .

Prove me wrong, pro tip u cannot.

>>38912517

Radioactive sea lice confirmed.

Prepare for KrakenGodzilla

>>38913538
It's not really all that logical, considering sea lice are becoming a bigger problem every day. It'd be like saying it's fine to go to Chernobyl because a bunch of people were there before the radiation and were fine. The aggressive sea lice are going to keep spreading unless active measures are taken against it. It'd be stupid as fuck to swim in a place you know they already inhabit.