>tfw you'll never do this not even once in your miserable life

so you're assuming i'm a man? ~ruth

I could just go to a brothel if I was that desperate but I'm not since I'm an asexual.

Actually you'll never not do that, because 99% of people have sex and 99% of people who have had sex have more sex.

>>38907304
I actually could but I don't want that per say because I'm a big booty shemale fetishist so fuck off bitch

>>38907304
I did that for an entire 30 seconds before I came.
Then I got sucked for 5min
Then missionary for 2min
Whisky dick + years of jerking off wrong has ruined me

I really don't understand porn.

Sometimes it's a 5inch dick and the woman is going crazy, then it's a 10inch dick and shes barely making any sound, and vis versa.

Does this confirm it's really the motion in the ocean and not the size of the boat?

>>38907483
It just depends on how hard you can get and your shape. I'm average length but with a huge head and a slight upwards curve with my shaft and women love it.

>>38907304
I literally have a fucking broken dick so I couldn't even do it if I paid for it.
Here you go, fag.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502066711262.webm

>>38907483
It's acting, they make as much sound as the director tells them. These people have probably fucked so much they can't feel anything.

>>38907483
Size matters is a Jewish plot. Watch amateur videos of solo female fingering. Most of the time they will only use two fingers, which is shorter and thinner than any penis but pleases them just fine.

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>>38907304
Anon... but I did.

>>38907591
Because they're curling their fingers upwards to stimulate their g-spot, they're not just thrusting their fingers into themselves.To an extent, size definitely matters

>>38907304
I have, except I thought the condom was still on. Worst 2 weeks of my life.

But I've already done it hundreds of times OP.

it sadly matters. under 6 you're fucked. I'm also in the dicklet boat.

>b-b-but the skills are important
when you have no skill it goes bak to size.

>>38907304
She looks really pleased with herself.

Please may I have a source OP?

That is one gaping ugly pagina.

>>38907304
It's hard for a handsome robot to understand that a male aged 30 hasn't once been inside a pussy

Like how do you not have sex? I'm autistic and still have fugged alot

>>38909047
the stress can be overwhelming and knowing you'll fuck up what ever you do makes you not try something. Also some people (like me) can't figure out if someone is interested in them for sex or not.

>>38909047
>I'm autistic
Women don't care about your social skills, they only care about your looks.

Congratulations, you're physically attractive enough to get laid. Now fuck off.

>>38907355
>posts in this thread anyway

As bad as vegans. Attention whore.

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>>38907304
I hate fake creampies so fucking much.

>guy fucking her for 10-15 minutes
>right before the creampie, camera goes to her face

>>38907479
>tfw reversal of this and you can fuck for literal hours with her cumming and you just pondering your purpose in life now that you finally had sex and being unable to cum without grabbing your own dick first

>>38909247
>can't cum if don't touch myself

I know that feeling m8, masturbation ruined me

>>38909287
This is a fresh hell I never knew existed. The agony of hearing your girl moan "cum inside me" and physically being unable to without your hand is more soul destroying then being an incel was.

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>>38907304
My nigga, sauce?

>>38909047
You aren't a robot if you've had sex ever
You need to leave, norman

>>38909416
The ascended robot has had sex and found himself wanting of something far more. I promise you if you think being an incel gives you an existential crisis just wait until you give up your wizardhood and realize it wasn't worth it.

>>38907304
why the fuck do you keep reminding yourself about this? if it really bothers you that much then stop watching porn and get a fucking hobby, it worked for me