Prostitution Thread

jesus, just delete this pathetic thread you fucking losers

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>>38904065
What are you even complaining about?
Actually don't answer that.

Should I go to Thailand or Japan this winter?
I've been to both before so I have a decent idea of what the prostitution scene is like in both countries.
I just can't decide if I want many cheap ugly whores or a few expensive good looking ones.

met up with a fat 70yo off CL when i was 19 met him at a shitty hotel, asked him to take a shower and stole the money out of his wallet and ran.

this was before google voice, he kept on calling me saying that i'd be on the no fly list (told him i needed money for my european vacation)

heh thought it was pretty funny at the time, looking back i probably could've been killed or involved in a prostitution sting

Iv been wanting to hire a prostitute to lose my virginity, if i do should I tell them this? I dont want to get laughed at or anything but im pretty sure theyll know anyway.

>>38904121
Many ugly cheap ones, but at the same time.

>>38905492
That's... actually badass, fembot. If truth.

passed up anal sex I could afford last night. am an anal virgin

>>38905546
Do it big anon
There are lots of down to earth escorts who would be happy to accommodate you

Backpage is garbage and you should expect to meet garbage people there. Google your local review site, do your research, and be prepared to invest some cash.

>>38906531
>invest some cash.

Im not going to pay over $200 for a whore, I just want to lose my virginity so that maybe I can gain some practice to boost my confidence. Also I live in a pretty small town so I doubt theres anything better than backpage unless I travel.

>>38906577
Nice dubs bro.

You might get lucky. Girls out in the boonies don't get alot of customers so they have to lower their rates.

You're in Burgerlandia, right? $200/hr is a pretty low rate. In a big city, you'd expect to pay crackhead-tier girls and fatties about $200.

Be aware you might have ED, and probably will have major performance anxiety regardless. I know this is cliche but try to relax and enjoy it. Be aware that what you like in porn might not be what feels good to you IRL (read: consider HJ/BJ first even if its not your fetish)

>>38906665
Yes im in burgerland, but not in a big city. Most of the prostitues here dont even show their price on backpage anymore, at least not in this area. I was looking into this a while ago when I was stationed in california and most of the girls there were charging $100-$200/hr so im not sure where you are getting those numbers. Like I said though my biggest concern is being made fun of or something, because even if I dont say anything im sure it will be $100 obvious that im a virgin.

>>38904057

How can i avoid getting STDs? This is my biggest fear, regardless of whether it would be a relationship or a prostitute.

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paying for sex is more beta than dying pure

>>38906786

Sex typically involves some form a financial transaction. At least prostitutes are honest about it.

>>38906786
With that kind of logic being in any kind of relationship is beta.

>>38906769
The surest way is just asking to see records of her last check up.
Read reviews/comments if you're looking online.
Know that regulated prostitution is safer than hooking up with some Stacey at a party.

>>38905546

I lost mine to a girl I ever carried on seeing since the start of the year, I told her I was a virgin and when she's used her phone on front of me I've seen I'm saved in there as "Anon virgin" which I've not pointed out to her makes no sense anymore.

Just be careful Anon, I've pretty much fallen in love with her as she's the nicest person in the world to me and I went way overboard for the first couple months and spent more money than I should have. I've got my finances under control now and see her less and it's amazing when I'm with her but I get super depressed when I'm not and realise she doesn't actually feel anything for me and is only in it as a way to make money.

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I really want to hire a escort, but these places are really dangerous here in Mexico, im sure ill get stabbed or gunned down if i go there because my beta/pale/21 yr old look

>>38906786
Beta is a frame of mind

>>38906769
use a condom nigger

>>38907129

In the case that I cant get it up for whatever reason, do they just leave and you are fucked as far as payment? Or would they be fine with just cuddling and watching a movie or something?

>>38907428

You pay for the time so you can do whatever you want within the hour.